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What's your zombie plan?

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

There are two types of people in this world.

Those who have a plan for when the undead hoardes take over the earth, and those who don't.

We call the latter "dinner"

So, what's YOUR zombie plan?

I'm going to raid my local marina and steal a yacht, take to the sea and use the water as a natural defensive barrier against the brain-eating undead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have there ever been any undead? Ever?

I have no plans

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Set the fur missile on them.

No I won't do that to our dog.

Let Dick work it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the little cupboard in your wheelhouse. Bound to be an undead stowaway in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to get myself an underground bunker as a base and a supersoaker gun filled with petrol and I'm going to set the motherheckers on fire as I ride about in Little Colin the Corsa

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By *obleton OP   Man
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Check the little cupboard in your wheelhouse. Bound to be an undead stowaway in there "

doors and corners

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

We’ll contact you by pigeon when it’s all over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We practice our response by visiting club playrooms fairly regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local Tesco is fully above a car park. I intend to block the escalators with trolleys and cable ties, and hide all the tinned food in the air con ducts

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just end up dying. Better than living life constantly on the run trying to survive without living life

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"We practice our response by visiting club playrooms fairly regularly. "

I have seen these people you speak of. Following the players around every bedpost whilst I stay in the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies. "

Yup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies. "

Come with me....We'll nuke the bitches

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies. "

Kill the fuckers. Burn them with fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To die quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies.

Yup!"

Im sure post apocolyptic hell is not as bad as it sounds. You get to choose the biggest emptiest mansion and live in it forever and do that trolley dash thing round the supermarket and not have to pay. Woohoo!

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By *rownbearcouple9293Couple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

First things first gotta get me some weapons to right the world again one zombie at a time

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Play lots of white zombie very loudly.

Thiller video and see if they start dancing

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im going to head to the im a celebrity set and set up camp at the top of the grand final water/wind slide - they have enough trouble walking in general so they have no chance getting to the top of the slide with wind, water, gunge & beach balls!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can I just turn into the hot sexy lady zombie that no-one can bear to kill, so is really successful at eating the remaining men with a pulse

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The government helo will pick me up and transport me to safe designated location.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over "

And rember to unplug the jukebox this time!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

And rember to unplug the jukebox this time! "

Shaun of the dead

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hunker down as those who refuse to live in fear and whose immune systems are fantastic are eaten

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I'm buying cheap records from the Charity shops & maybe a cricket bat (if they have one?), whilst I'm there!

Failing that, there are plenty of lamp shades I could buy & throw too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm buying cheap records from the Charity shops & maybe a cricket bat (if they have one?), whilst I'm there!

Failing that, there are plenty of lamp shades I could buy & throw too..... "

You could try killing the Zombies with Tom Jones records like what they did in Mars Attacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

And rember to unplug the jukebox this time!

Shaun of the dead "

Got it in one

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I will kill myself. Better that than at best living in post apocalyptic hell space, or at worst being torn to pieces alive by a hoard of zombies.

Come with me....We'll nuke the bitches "

Which is swapping one post apocalyptic hell space for another. I appreciate your offer, but I dont think it's for me ta lol

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'll be watching YouTubers come up with outlandish claims that the zombies don't actually exist, or they've been created by 5G, or been programmed by a subliminal message embedded into Gates' Windows, or that the zombie apocalypse has been planned for years and George A Romero was a government stooge getting us prepared for it.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"I'm buying cheap records from the Charity shops & maybe a cricket bat (if they have one?), whilst I'm there!

Failing that, there are plenty of lamp shades I could buy & throw too.....

You could try killing the Zombies with Tom Jones records like what they did in Mars Attacks "

I would have chosen Bee Gee records or perhaps Engelbert Humperdink. But, you are moving along the right sort of lines ...

Just got to practice walking on rice paper so I can sneak up on them!

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

My local Asda has shutters, so my plan is to take over that,

I have knives and a crossbow,

Then go to Boots get as much medication we could carry,

I've not thought about it much.

Lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Grab the kids, into the camper and head for the west coast, after that I guess we steal a boat and learn to fish,

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

And get to higher ground,

The walkers can't climb steps, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

And rember to unplug the jukebox this time! "

Ha ha yip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go to the Winchester have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over

And rember to unplug the jukebox this time!

Shaun of the dead "

Yip it is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a plan but if I tell everyone it won’t work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a plan but if I tell everyone it won’t work. "

Hiding under you're bed won't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got a plan but if I tell everyone it won’t work.

Hiding under you're bed won't work "

It might. If it does then don’t come asking me for Jaffa cakes when your food supply runs out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've been shooting since I was 13, my plan is to load up the car with guns and ammo, drive specifically to Moelfre in Anglesea grab one of the boats just laying about the beach and pop over to the island that has the little cave on it, never seen zombies swim and the island is a good enough distance to be safe and be able to pick them off from where I am if need be, plus as its only a stone throw away I can boat it back and forth to get supplies... not that I ever put thought into this or anything hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me mental but I have a delibrate action plan.

Prepare for the worst so to speak

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By *lair101TV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen, westhill

Couldnt possibly share...its top secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a gun shop, batten down the hatches.

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By *illingToHelpMan
over a year ago

Oldham or South Shore

Fully stocked, fully kitted out basement. Lead-lined because, you know, nuclear apocalypse might also be popping up at some point. I’d sit tight and wait, watching the outdoor cameras for entertainment.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

I would still be on fab looking for meets

Him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would still be on fab looking for meets

Him x"
you win the internet

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

To follow the old axiom of, I dont need to be the fastest, just faster than you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grab my licensed shotguns , family and friends and head to a location I know close to a supermarket where we can barricade ourselves in with shipping containers.

Then run sorties to get weapons, food and survival supplies (clothing, fuel and generators

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I have about 6 months of tinned food and I have 2 crossbows and I've watched all of the walking dead so I'm ready but I just need to find someone called Karl. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it! I’m gonna embrace it and rock at being the greatest zombie ever! If the shit’s hitting the fan, I’m gonna do me best to be fuckin’ good at it.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

3+ years weekly training courtesy of our "facility" in the Netherlands.

We practice regular drills, building bases, survival craft, weapons training, medical training, looting techniques, close and ranged combat, yada yada yada.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m fat and can’t run very fast or far.

I’ll distract them.

You’re welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't watched the walking dead multiple times for nothing.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Maybe if we talked to them we could start to understand each other’s point of view - work together in harmony… help each other and support each other…. Or we could throw a pork chop in the water and watch them all sink?

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