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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Prompted by another thread. At my local supermarket, there's a McDonald's on the way out. As I walked out today, a couple stood in front of the touch screen obelisk of calorific desires. He stuck his finger up his nose... Gave it a good twirl (like doing a lft test but using his finger) removed said nasal probing digit and without further ado started to scroll and press the touch screen with the very same finger. I jest ye not. Rant over... Enjoy your Sunday supper.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I see stuff like this on a daily when I'm at work. Not as bad now due to changes we've made but I won't eat anywhere that's self serve.

Seen grown men scratching their nutsack (inside the clothing) and then touching foody items other people will be handling.

Kids picking wedgies, noses, scratching heads that for all anyone knows could be transporting lice.

Seen a child pop an olive in their mouth thinking it was a grape and spitting it back out into the tub of olives which someone else would have eaten if I hadn't seen it happen and had to throw the lot away.

The list goes on and on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This is one of the reasons I hate touch screens.

The other is that they are not disability friendly, if you're blind, really short or in a wheelchair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People truly are disgusting.

This is the reason I avoid the Lidl bakery, no sneeze guards or any other protection from God knows what else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I am done with McDonalds now

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By *hloetTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

We live in a world where people will lick another person's ass hole for pleasure. But that same person will throw a fit if they see someone double dip a crisp.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"We live in a world where people will lick another person's ass hole for pleasure. But that same person will throw a fit if they see someone double dip a crisp. "

Licking a chocolate starfish you're knowingly taking a risk, you don't and shouldn't expect to be eating someone else's dingleberry coz they were too rotten to wash their hands after dropping the kids off at the pool and then touching stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True fact : they tested the touch screens in a number of McDonalds and found traces of poo on every single one

Honestly! https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/poo-found-on-every-mcdonalds-touchscreen-tested-8178486/amp/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez that truly is disgusting! Just as well I don't do McDonald's

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"True fact : they tested the touch screens in a number of McDonalds and found traces of poo on every single one

Honestly! https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/poo-found-on-every-mcdonalds-touchscreen-tested-8178486/amp/ "

Absolutely believe it. I tell ya people are vile.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jeez that truly is disgusting! Just as well I don't do McDonald's "

If only it was a Maccies only issue.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"People truly are disgusting.

This is the reason I avoid the Lidl bakery, no sneeze guards or any other protection from God knows what else "

When I raised it with them and the fact they did not even have any tongs or signs to ask customers not to touch, they looked at me as if I was from another planet. Before even lidl came to this country, all their shops in Germany had protected glass, tongs etc. I am shocked to see how many just pick everything with their hands or squeeze stuff and have even seen someone take a bite of a pastry and putting it back. Disgusting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez that truly is disgusting! Just as well I don't do McDonald's

If only it was a Maccies only issue."

Exactly, no doubt all the supermarket touch screens too amongst others

If covid has done one positive thing, that is more people using sanitiser than before, at least many of us not the pooh fingered culprits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use all touch screens with trepidation anyway, will be using someone elses finger from now on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People truly are disgusting.

This is the reason I avoid the Lidl bakery, no sneeze guards or any other protection from God knows what else

When I raised it with them and the fact they did not even have any tongs or signs to ask customers not to touch, they looked at me as if I was from another planet. Before even lidl came to this country, all their shops in Germany had protected glass, tongs etc. I am shocked to see how many just pick everything with their hands or squeeze stuff and have even seen someone take a bite of a pastry and putting it back. Disgusting!!"

Ewwwww! And it's such a shame, I love the look of the pastries and pizzas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez that truly is disgusting! Just as well I don't do McDonald's

If only it was a Maccies only issue."

I'd hate to think where he'd put his chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use all touch screens with trepidation anyway, will be using someone elses finger from now on "

But what if that person had not washed their hands after a number 2 and you appropriated their finger for the touch screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use all touch screens with trepidation anyway, will be using someone elses finger from now on

But what if that person had not washed their hands after a number 2 and you appropriated their finger for the touch screen "

As long as they keep their finger away from me all fine. Just press the buttons not my bagels

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Pre-rona whenever a norovirus struck we had to change the utensils and self serve area every half hour because people are minging and anywhere multiple people touch is classed as high risk for contamination and germ spreading. A norovirus outbreak in a food establishment will get ya closed down for a week.

People really don't think about consequences to others livelihoods etc when they're being grim.

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

people are thoughtless of others and disgusting, what happen to common hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all just to hideous to think about isnt it really. Cash machines round here seem to be dripping in grime I have to use my car keys now as pressers.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

It's strange that we all were pushed towards using contactless cards but to get to that point you have to touch the screen several times whether at the supermarket, the carpark, the bank and so many more places. And of course every so often you still have to manually enter your pin anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all just to hideous to think about isnt it really. Cash machines round here seem to be dripping in grime I have to use my car keys now as pressers. "

Problem is people could see your PIN if you are having to use your keys as a presser? I just have my sanitiser ready and use my non-pressing hand to remove the card, then money then sanitise the pressing hand. It does sound far-fetched on the surface but really it is necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all just to hideous to think about isnt it really. Cash machines round here seem to be dripping in grime I have to use my car keys now as pressers.

Problem is people could see your PIN if you are having to use your keys as a presser? I just have my sanitiser ready and use my non-pressing hand to remove the card, then money then sanitise the pressing hand. It does sound far-fetched on the surface but really it is necessary "

We could just do with a box of crisp 20's kept under the mattress really. Save all the stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all just to hideous to think about isnt it really. Cash machines round here seem to be dripping in grime I have to use my car keys now as pressers.

Problem is people could see your PIN if you are having to use your keys as a presser? I just have my sanitiser ready and use my non-pressing hand to remove the card, then money then sanitise the pressing hand. It does sound far-fetched on the surface but really it is necessary

We could just do with a box of crisp 20's kept under the mattress really. Save all the stress "

True, or grow our own food

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

They have an app for that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all just to hideous to think about isnt it really. Cash machines round here seem to be dripping in grime I have to use my car keys now as pressers.

Problem is people could see your PIN if you are having to use your keys as a presser? I just have my sanitiser ready and use my non-pressing hand to remove the card, then money then sanitise the pressing hand. It does sound far-fetched on the surface but really it is necessary

We could just do with a box of crisp 20's kept under the mattress really. Save all the stress

True, or grow our own food "

I can be self sufficient in tomatoes for the whole summer. Im great at growing them. And spinach.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This is one of the reasons I hate touch screens.

The other is that they are not disability friendly, if you're blind, really short or in a wheelchair.

"

^^^This. I managed to get NCP to reprogramme the touch screens that guard the entrance back into the car park at work. They were programmed by someone standing up so didn't recognise the fingertip unless it was parallel to the screen or at an angle slightly above. Impossible in a wheelchair.

Don't get me started on self service checkouts. Where the fuck am I supposed to put my knees?! Can't use the fuckers

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Pre covid I had monthly rows with the receptionists at my Gp.

The GP fitted touch screens to log your arrival. I watched people cough and sneeze over said screens and refused to use them.

The receptionists said I must. I said I wouldn’t and asked for a complaint form.

They were absolutely grim as fuck. Thankfully they’ve been done away with since covid - one big plus.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pre covid I had monthly rows with the receptionists at my Gp.

The GP fitted touch screens to log your arrival. I watched people cough and sneeze over said screens and refused to use them.

The receptionists said I must. I said I wouldn’t and asked for a complaint form.

They were absolutely grim as fuck. Thankfully they’ve been done away with since covid - one big plus."

Ours have reinstated the touch screen check in, with wipes next to them. The last time, I entered my info, only to be told I had to check in at the kiosk. What a waste of potential touch point contamination

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I see stuff like this on a daily when I'm at work. Not as bad now due to changes we've made but I won't eat anywhere that's self serve.

Seen grown men scratching their nutsack (inside the clothing) and then touching foody items other people will be handling.

Kids picking wedgies, noses, scratching heads that for all anyone knows could be transporting lice.

Seen a child pop an olive in their mouth thinking it was a grape and spitting it back out into the tub of olives which someone else would have eaten if I hadn't seen it happen and had to throw the lot away.

The list goes on and on."

Jesus... That would drive me nuts seeing that stuff regularly... Fuck me we are disgusting at times

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry


"Pre covid I had monthly rows with the receptionists at my Gp.

The GP fitted touch screens to log your arrival. I watched people cough and sneeze over said screens and refused to use them.

The receptionists said I must. I said I wouldn’t and asked for a complaint form.

They were absolutely grim as fuck. Thankfully they’ve been done away with since covid - one big plus.

Ours have reinstated the touch screen check in, with wipes next to them. The last time, I entered my info, only to be told I had to check in at the kiosk. What a waste of potential touch point contamination "

Urgh. What a waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez that truly is disgusting! Just as well I don't do McDonald's "

Any touchscreen you ever touch will have been touched by someone described above before you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All part of herd immunity

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Did he aye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And before that he was scratching his arse hole..

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Let's be honest, nobody knows for sure how hygienic anything we get or buy is but I certainly not buy anything loose like pastry and bread rolls. On the odd ocassion that I have done is when I am there when they bring them out, they are using gloves to put in the containers there are tongs and gloves available for me to pick anything I want, bag it and leave before the lick before you buy brigade arrives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, just glad i dont eat that inedible crap if they have introduced touch screens

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