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By *hris212186 OP Man
over a year ago

rochester Kent

I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll get me coat, you’ve pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you unloading dude?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Yes because nothing gets a persons motor running like the sound of desperation.

Have a wank, you’ll be doing yourself a favour.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

What a catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unlos."

I'll miss you x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Everyone of us on here are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you park in the unloading bay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "

Gutted you’re so far away. I would have dropped the wife off and went to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is here for you to unload …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes because nothing gets a persons motor running like the sound of desperation.

Have a wank, you’ll be doing yourself a favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, you’re probably about to be torn a new bum hole, so before the ensuing mayhem. Might I suggest you pop over to the meets section of the forum. Alternatively, use the meet today function of Fab’.

Forums here are read by a very small % of your potential audience.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.

I heartily endorse this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I take one for the team

Knickers dropped now no missing my mouth afterwards

Hair dresss and eyes are off limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies will be putting their coats on and heading your way

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "

Tomorrow? You might wake in the morning with a dead dick. Just have a wank innit, if you NEED to blow your beans. If not, and actually you fancy a fuck that can wait until another time then it's a want.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Unless of course you're meaning your washing machine and you're scouting for a maid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, you’re probably about to be torn a new bum hole, so before the ensuing mayhem. Might I suggest you pop over to the meets section of the forum. Alternatively, use the meet today function of Fab’.

Forums here are read by a very small % of your potential audience. "

And if following that advice, don't say you need to unload. Weirdly, that doesn't do it for many of us generic spunk receptacles

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not sure how anyone could resist that beautiful way you asked.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "

I think you will be having a wank!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay."

I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.

I heartily endorse this thread

Surplus spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it was that easy pal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this offer open to guys too?

Your unbelievably poetic and romantic words made my dick twitch and I think I’m now gay for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.

I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits

Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Is this offer open to guys too?

Your unbelievably poetic and romantic words made my dick twitch and I think I’m now gay for you.

Haha there you go OP

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.

I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits

Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading."

Well... You could get clamped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.

I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits

Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.

Well... You could get clamped."

Or towed.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Is everyone forming an orderly queue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everyone forming an orderly queue?

I think we should start a regional queue!!

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

Most advert breaks are 4 minutes long on ITV.

Is that long enough ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.

I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits

Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.

Well... You could get clamped.

Or towed."

Displayed on the back or a break down truck for all to see

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.

I heartily endorse this thread

Surplus spunk

I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everyone forming an orderly queue?

Well I did throw out a offer but no joy yet ha ha ooo well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.

I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits

Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.

Well... You could get clamped.

Or towed.

Displayed on the back or a break down truck for all to see

The image of the poor OP being dragged away from his next sexual partner with his pants round his ankles by a tow hook is not where I saw this thread going

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "

•

Most of the women on here are for new swanky handbags.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "

You know more than most of us I don't know anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m waiting on a unicorn to come and let me take her to the moon and back….ok well every room and I’m every position..

Here’s hoping that maybe, possibly

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.

I heartily endorse this thread

Surplus spunk

I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition

Is it like when your ceiling is leaking and you're furiously trying to put pots and pans in place to catch all the drips?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.

I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits

Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.

Well... You could get clamped.

Or towed.

Displayed on the back or a break down truck for all to see

The image of the poor OP being dragged away from his next sexual partner with his pants round his ankles by a tow hook is not where I saw this thread going

I'm glad it has though

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.

I heartily endorse this thread

Surplus spunk

I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition

Is it like when your ceiling is leaking and you're furiously trying to put pots and pans in place to catch all the drips? "

It's exactly the same but harder to claim on your insurance.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I’m waiting on a unicorn to come and let me take her to the moon and back….ok well every room and I’m every position..

Here’s hoping that maybe, possibly

Hahaha! Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.

I heartily endorse this thread

Surplus spunk

I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition

Is it like when your ceiling is leaking and you're furiously trying to put pots and pans in place to catch all the drips? "

To many erm….I’d say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay.

I was thinking this. And stick to the time limits

Nothing worse than getting a ticket while you’re unloading.

Well... You could get clamped.

Or towed.

Displayed on the back or a break down truck for all to see

The image of the poor OP being dragged away from his next sexual partner with his pants round his ankles by a tow hook is not where I saw this thread going

I'm glad it has though

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Did he tell us what he’s unloading? If it’s a sofa I’m out. I had a comedy near death experience unloading a sofa once. My life literally flashed before my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m waiting on a unicorn to come and let me take her to the moon and back….ok well every room and I’m every position..

Here’s hoping that maybe, possibly

Hahaha! Love this

Oi you!!!

I’m waiting on a unicorn….those are hard to find ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The lad is thirsty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call shotgun for the job of ‘fluffer’ for the ladies waiting in line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After this offer

His inbox be overwhelming

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

Carry on up the M6 will you, and then on to Fife

seems your travelling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve invested too much time in this thread to not know if he manages to unload or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X"

Yes! This very second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

Shush you

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X

Yes! This very second

Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

If it's grapefruit you're unloading fella cut the top and bottom off it then scoop out some of the middle and your good to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X

Yes! This very second

Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X"

Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ve invested too much time in this thread to not know if he manages to unload or not."

In his hand, me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

Shush you

Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X

Yes! This very second

Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X

Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now

What a gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve invested too much time in this thread to not know if he manages to unload or not.

In his hand, me thinks"

I also suspect this.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I also need to unload and I know the women of Fab love to be a receptacle for surplus spunk.

I heartily endorse this thread

Surplus spunk

I'll have you know it's a distressing and hilarious condition

Is it like when your ceiling is leaking and you're furiously trying to put pots and pans in place to catch all the drips?

It's exactly the same but harder to claim on your insurance."

Might need more specialised cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

Shush you

Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here

Still waiting patiently for my roast pic

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ve invested too much time in this thread to not know if he manages to unload or not.

In his hand, me thinks

I also suspect this."

I think it was the case since post 1. The lad had too much angst to last 24 hours

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By *o and peepCouple
over a year ago

falkirk

"What a catch"

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple
over a year ago

llanelli

"Yes because nothing gets a persons motor running like the sound of desperation.

Have a wank, you’ll be doing yourself a favour.

Brilliant

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

Shush you

Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here

Still waiting patiently for my roast pic

Ah, you've chosen wisely and are coming to Fife x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve invested too much time in this thread to not know if he manages to unload or not.

In his hand, me thinks

I also suspect this.

I think it was the case since post 1. The lad had too much angst to last 24 hours"

I admire his efforts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

Shush you

Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here

Still waiting patiently for my roast pic

Ah, you've chosen wisely and are coming to Fife x"

I haven’t a bloody clue where I’m going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "

One of the funniest opening threads ever

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

Shush you

Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here

Still waiting patiently for my roast pic

Ah, you've chosen wisely and are coming to Fife x

I haven’t a bloody clue where I’m going

Stay put, I'll come to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

Shush you

Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here

Still waiting patiently for my roast pic

Oh it’s in my phone

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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago

Poole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh come on ladies don’t push .. stay in line .. this queue is long

I’ve been in line for 40 mins now it’s a ladies dream come true

Oh come on then

On my way

What’s taking so long

I’m travelling apparently

Less talk more travel

Shush you

Ok….waits patiently for her to travel here

Still waiting patiently for my roast pic

Oh it’s in my phone

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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago

Poole

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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago

Poole

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X

Yes! This very second

Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X

Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now

"
can I climb into your panties then?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X

Yes! This very second

Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X

Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now

can I climb into your panties then?"

Steady son, let me get there first. It's a long drive

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

At least OP didn't use that ridiculous and physiologically unsound expression 'My balls need emptying'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X

Yes! This very second

Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X

Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now

can I climb into your panties then?"

They're still warm too. Be my guest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tis a sexsite after all. We're all here to be either loaded or unloaded. I too would like some sex though op

Like, right now? X

Yes! This very second

Righto, send the address. CK one deployed! X

Yay, Im climbing out of my trousers now

can I climb into your panties then?

Steady son, let me get there first. It's a long drive"

Woah…easy tiger….she’s already with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know most are here for the same reason but I need to unload. Anyone local to the DA1 or ME1 area tomorrow fancy helping out a mega horny guy? "

Unload what? Just make sure you unload in a designated unloading bay...Be mindful of those traffic wardens

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

"Make sure you park in the unloading bay."

Hahaha this made me laugh ..thanks

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