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"Pint of your best stout " great way to start the night off Coming right up my man | |||
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"About time  "told you I was bored I open 5 min early Now what you having | |||
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"About time told you I was bored
I open 5 min early
Now what you having"Same as Midnight | |||
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"Dark rum and lilt please You all need to try this" Well that's a totally tropical new 1 for me, | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.  "On a school night? X | |||
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"About time told you I was bored
I open 5 min early
Now what you having
Same as Midnight "midnight talks a big game, but the first 3 shots are, Poitin, black Absinthe and Xo Patron, I'll be licking her (or picking her choice) within the hour,, | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please. "well look at you parting ways with the white wine,, Any specific brand ma'am | |||
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" No Brannigans crisps, going for chips first. Line us up a glass of the black stuff my man!" ready for you when you are, Sir | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
On a school night? X"no such thing to a shift worker,, | |||
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"About time told you I was bored
I open 5 min early
Now what you having
Same as Midnight midnight talks a big game, but the first 3 shots are, Poitin, black Absinthe and Xo Patron,
I'll be licking her (or picking her choice) within the hour,, "
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"I had a few lovely pints of Guinness last night mmmmm" I had 2 when I went home, that new nitro surge is the best invention ever, | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please. "I’ll also take a bottle of rum. Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please. Single malt. | |||
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"Hello and look at the lovely new sign, I love it. Please can I have a pina colada, I am feeling in the mood for coconut this evening. NBVN x" one Penis Collapser (drink enough of em Fact) Cuming right up sexy lady. | |||
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"Are you doing bar food, barkeep?" ahh go on so, I'm feeling generous Susssht I used to be a chef so if it's not busy I'll whipp you something of your fancy. | |||
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"Hello and look at the lovely new sign, I love it. Please can I have a pina colada, I am feeling in the mood for coconut this evening. NBVN x one Penis Collapser (drink enough of em Fact) Cuming right up sexy lady. "Haha I will keep my drink away from any prospective cocks this evening then 
NBVN x | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt."ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em, Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff. | |||
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"Are you doing bar food, barkeep? ahh go on so, I'm feeling generous Susssht I used to be a chef so if it's not busy I'll whipp you something of your fancy. " Luvvly! A pint o grog and some sushi then  | |||
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I'll just get my own drink shall I "you have 3 In front of you,, Read above Poitin,black Absinthe and XO. I'll be licking you up later,, | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt. ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em,
Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff. "That’s fair. 12 double rums and please. | |||
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"Are you doing bar food, barkeep? ahh go on so, I'm feeling generous Susssht I used to be a chef so if it's not busy I'll whipp you something of your fancy. Luvvly! A pint o grog and some sushi then ", ohhhhh I actually have sushi rice out back In the kitchen, along with fresh Scottish salmon and some of Boris white fish lol,, | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt. ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em,
Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff.
That’s fair.
12 double rums and please."you get 2,one for each hand, and thank yourself lucky | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt. ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em,
Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff. "I'm very classy I'll have you know.  | |||
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"Hello and look at the lovely new sign, I love it. Please can I have a pina colada, I am feeling in the mood for coconut this evening. NBVN x one Penis Collapser (drink enough of em Fact) Cuming right up sexy lady.
Haha I will keep my drink away from any prospective cocks this evening then
NBVN x"NBVN are you sure you are in the right bar, lol | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt. ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em,
Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff.
I'm very classy I'll have you know.
"I thought so 2 until you ordered a full bottle 3 nights in the row,, | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt. ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em,
Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff.
I'm very classy I'll have you know.
I thought so 2 until you ordered a full bottle 3 nights in the row,, "So that’s where all the rum went….. | |||
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"Snowball please  "nearly missed you there my man Sorry for the wait That one is on me. | |||
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"Hello and look at the lovely new sign, I love it. Please can I have a pina colada, I am feeling in the mood for coconut this evening. NBVN x one Penis Collapser (drink enough of em Fact) Cuming right up sexy lady.
Haha I will keep my drink away from any prospective cocks this evening then
NBVN x
NBVN are you sure you are in the right bar, lol"Well I wouldn't want the cocks to collapse until after I have enjoyed them  so they must stay away from my drink...not me 
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt. ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em,
Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff.
I'm very classy I'll have you know.
I thought so 2 until you ordered a full bottle 3 nights in the row,,
So that’s where all the rum went….."we opened a bottle of dead head and Bumbu last night I have a bottle of Copeland smugglers there if you care to try it | |||
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"Hello and look at the lovely new sign, I love it. Please can I have a pina colada, I am feeling in the mood for coconut this evening. NBVN x one Penis Collapser (drink enough of em Fact) Cuming right up sexy lady.
Haha I will keep my drink away from any prospective cocks this evening then
NBVN x
NBVN are you sure you are in the right bar, lol
Well I wouldn't want the cocks to collapse until after I have enjoyed them so they must stay away from my drink...not me
NBVN x"Ahh lol Smooth answer, I'll drink to that | |||
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"Are you doing bar food, barkeep? ahh go on so, I'm feeling generous Susssht I used to be a chef so if it's not busy I'll whipp you something of your fancy. Luvvly! A pint o grog and some sushi then , ohhhhh
I actually have sushi rice out back In the kitchen, along with fresh Scottish salmon and some of Boris white fish lol,, "I must be psychic
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"Snowball please nearly missed you there my man
Sorry for the wait
That one is on me. "He means you have to lick it off  | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt. ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em,
Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff.
I'm very classy I'll have you know.
I thought so 2 until you ordered a full bottle 3 nights in the row,, "Been a long week!! | |||
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"Rum. Bottle of please.
I’ll also take a bottle of rum.
Unless she got the last one, then I’ll take a bottle of whiskey please.
Single malt. ye 2 will stay classy and order them as ye need em,
Can't have punters seeing 2 people crawl into a bottle the minute they walk into the Gaff.
I'm very classy I'll have you know.
I thought so 2 until you ordered a full bottle 3 nights in the row,,
Been a long week!!"will I pull up a stool and join you, I have good ears, better fingers mind you,, but decent ears,, | |||
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"Are you doing bar food, barkeep? ahh go on so, I'm feeling generous Susssht I used to be a chef so if it's not busy I'll whipp you something of your fancy. Luvvly! A pint o grog and some sushi then , ohhhhh
I actually have sushi rice out back In the kitchen, along with fresh Scottish salmon and some of Boris white fish lol,,
I must be psychic
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"Kraken.....do you have any landlord?" I sure do We had a promotion on it last week,, trying to show the peeps there is more to life tham Cpt Morgan | |||
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"Kraken.....do you have any landlord? I sure do We had a promotion on it last week,, trying to show the peeps there is more to life tham Cpt Morgan" Damn tasty. My round....unless you've sold all the bottles. Noticed you've had a run on rum tonight | |||
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"Kraken.....do you have any landlord? I sure do We had a promotion on it last week,, trying to show the peeps there is more to life tham Cpt Morgan Damn tasty. My round....unless you've sold all the bottles. Noticed you've had a run on rum tonight "run seems to be the new Gin at the moment, but I'm predicting Whiskey will be all the range when bars fully get back to normal, | |||
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"Kraken.....do you have any landlord? I sure do We had a promotion on it last week,, trying to show the peeps there is more to life tham Cpt Morgan Damn tasty. My round....unless you've sold all the bottles. Noticed you've had a run on rum tonight run seems to be the new Gin at the moment, but I'm predicting Whiskey will be all the range when bars fully get back to normal, "Sorry chief, don't like it. Glayvar instead (yeah, I know it's technically a whisky liqueur, but stay with me on this). | |||
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"Kraken.....do you have any landlord? I sure do We had a promotion on it last week,, trying to show the peeps there is more to life tham Cpt Morgan Damn tasty. My round....unless you've sold all the bottles. Noticed you've had a run on rum tonight run seems to be the new Gin at the moment, but I'm predicting Whiskey will be all the range when bars fully get back to normal,
Sorry chief, don't like it. Glayvar instead (yeah, I know it's technically a whisky liqueur, but stay with me on this)."I had it when I was younger,, not for me, if you mess with whiskey the benchmark is Bailey's, and no other product comes close | |||
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"Ffs, don’t put nuts on the bar "there are huge, I can't help it sometimes when I lean over to serve a punter, | |||
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"Kraken.....do you have any landlord? I sure do We had a promotion on it last week,, trying to show the peeps there is more to life tham Cpt Morgan Damn tasty. My round....unless you've sold all the bottles. Noticed you've had a run on rum tonight run seems to be the new Gin at the moment, but I'm predicting Whiskey will be all the range when bars fully get back to normal,
Sorry chief, don't like it. Glayvar instead (yeah, I know it's technically a whisky liqueur, but stay with me on this). I had it when I was younger,, not for me, if you mess with whiskey the benchmark is Bailey's, and no other product comes close"Oh, I can do that! You git salted caramel? | |||
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"Spiced rum & c0ke no ice please " would you like to join F ninja In a Kraken? | |||
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"Kraken.....do you have any landlord? I sure do We had a promotion on it last week,, trying to show the peeps there is more to life tham Cpt Morgan Damn tasty. My round....unless you've sold all the bottles. Noticed you've had a run on rum tonight run seems to be the new Gin at the moment, but I'm predicting Whiskey will be all the range when bars fully get back to normal,
Sorry chief, don't like it. Glayvar instead (yeah, I know it's technically a whisky liqueur, but stay with me on this). I had it when I was younger,, not for me, if you mess with whiskey the benchmark is Bailey's, and no other product comes close
Oh, I can do that! You git salted caramel?"hold off on that order, a lady might join you with a Kraken | |||
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"Kraken.....do you have any landlord? I sure do We had a promotion on it last week,, trying to show the peeps there is more to life tham Cpt Morgan Damn tasty. My round....unless you've sold all the bottles. Noticed you've had a run on rum tonight run seems to be the new Gin at the moment, but I'm predicting Whiskey will be all the range when bars fully get back to normal,
Sorry chief, don't like it. Glayvar instead (yeah, I know it's technically a whisky liqueur, but stay with me on this). I had it when I was younger,, not for me, if you mess with whiskey the benchmark is Bailey's, and no other product comes close
Oh, I can do that! You git salted caramel? hold off on that order, a lady might join you with a Kraken "Tell Jo, I'm buying! | |||
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"Tap water please " what is that good Sir One should know the establishment one finds themselves in In this case this is is a milk and tap water free zone, we have fine Alpine bottled water for whiskey mixers and the likes,, | |||
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"Ffs, don’t put nuts on the bar "are they Dungarees????????? How did I miss this | |||
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"Tap water please what is that good Sir One should know the establishment one finds themselves in In this case this is is a milk and tap water free zone, we have fine Alpine bottled water for whiskey mixers and the likes,, " and of course Saki for our resident Ninjas, | |||
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"The bar is re_open Who's thirsty?? " Hello mr barman. Can i have a whores bath water please and thank you | |||
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"The bar is re_open Who's thirsty?? Hello mr barman. Can i have a whores bath water please and thank you "I had to look that one up, but sure thing madam. | |||
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