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What is basic etiquette everyone should know but not everyone follows

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Please and thank you. It amazes me how many people don't use either.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Washing hands after using the toilet

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Washing hands after using the toilet"

Another good thread linkage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not playing music from your phone in an enclosed public space, or on transport. Use your bloody earphones!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

You don't see many people opening doors for others. I see that as a little bit of kindness and it may just be what someone needs that day as it may have been a totally shite one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abundant examples on here !

Don't sleep with your wife's sister, don't shag in churches, don't put pineapple on pizza etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Abundant examples on here !

Don't sleep with your wife's sister, don't shag in churches, don't put pineapple on pizza etc etc "

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By *ddy GirthyMan
over a year ago

Girthy Town


"You don't see many people opening doors for others. I see that as a little bit of kindness and it may just be what someone needs that day as it may have been a totally shite one. "

That’s because people don’t have manners and say “thank you”

The same principle when you let someone out at a junction on a busy road

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

To only start one thread a day

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Appears shagging at the Glasgow social has also occurred this weekend.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Appears shagging at the Glasgow social has also occurred this weekend."

Is that a no no ?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Abundant examples on here !

Don't sleep with your wife's sister, don't shag in churches, don't put pineapple on pizza etc etc

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Pineapple on a pizza, that is just downright disgusting.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Appears shagging at the Glasgow social has also occurred this weekend.

Is that a no no ?"

Yes, it was supposed to be a pub night.....wasn't me neither!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"To only start one thread a day "

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"You don't see many people opening doors for others. I see that as a little bit of kindness and it may just be what someone needs that day as it may have been a totally shite one.

That’s because people don’t have manners and say “thank you”

The same principle when you let someone out at a junction on a busy road"

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Appears shagging at the Glasgow social has also occurred this weekend.

Is that a no no ?

Yes, it was supposed to be a pub night.....wasn't me neither!"

So no shagging in pubs in Glasgow then ?

Sounds like a tall order

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Abundant examples on here !

Don't sleep with your wife's sister, don't shag in churches, don't put pineapple on pizza etc etc "

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Manners, it doesn't take much to have them.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Appears shagging at the Glasgow social has also occurred this weekend.

Is that a no no ?

Yes, it was supposed to be a pub night.....wasn't me neither!

So no shagging in pubs in Glasgow then ?

Sounds like a tall order "

If in Glasgow, fo to the Horseshoe Bar. A fantastic night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying thank you when someone holds the door open for you. The amount of times I will hold a door open for someone following me into a shop, for example, and I don't get a thank you. It's basic manners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After you use the loo you should wash your hands with soap and water….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't see many people opening doors for others. I see that as a little bit of kindness and it may just be what someone needs that day as it may have been a totally shite one. "

I do this regardless of age or gender. It's good manners.

Also I'll always give my seat for someone less able to stand for long periods.

I always feel very special if a man pulls a chair out for me at the table or if they help with my coat. I'm probably in the minority but it makes me feel very looked after

PNG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lift loo seat if lady’s about

Opening a door if lady’s behind me

Or being courteous to all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good manners are so incredibly important, as is a bit of kindness.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't fart in the lift

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Saying thank you when someone holds the door open for you. The amount of times I will hold a door open for someone following me into a shop, for example, and I don't get a thank you. It's basic manners."
100q agree with this, when they don't say thanks to me i sarcastically say your welcome to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you when someone holds the door open for you. The amount of times I will hold a door open for someone following me into a shop, for example, and I don't get a thank you. It's basic manners.100q agree with this, when they don't say thanks to me i sarcastically say your welcome to them "

It’s so passive-aggressive but hard to resist! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End any phone calls before approaching a till in a shop. I don’t work in retail and never have but I find this so rude.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Good manners are so incredibly important, as is a bit of kindness."

Sadly too rare that we see good manners, let alone kindness. Always try to be polite, and just little acts of kindness go a very long way.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

After an intense, passionate romp with your boss, don't tell her that you've had better.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't comment on the size of your co-worker's bazookas.

Yes, I am taking all of my examples from Jim Carrey's finest movie, Liar Liar.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

There is a basic courtesy that women the world over never follow. I think they should lift the toilet seat after using it and safe us guys the strenuous task of bending down to lift it.

Heads to the microwave to put the popcorn in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a basic courtesy that women the world over never follow. I think they should lift the toilet seat after using it and safe us guys the strenuous task of bending down to lift it.

Heads to the microwave to put the popcorn in. "

3 males and 1 female in our house. The seat stays up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regular STI tests if you're non-monogamous... and expecting to have a safe-sex conversations before jumping into bed!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Root for those bogeys in private

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"There is a basic courtesy that women the world over never follow. I think they should lift the toilet seat after using it and safe us guys the strenuous task of bending down to lift it.

Heads to the microwave to put the popcorn in. "

I do question the female-centric view that the default state of the toilet is with the seat down. When will the matriarchy let us live?!?!

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By *ddy GirthyMan
over a year ago

Girthy Town


"Saying thank you when someone holds the door open for you. The amount of times I will hold a door open for someone following me into a shop, for example, and I don't get a thank you. It's basic manners."

Yeah but do you give them the “your welcome”

Once they pass and say nothing? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying thank you when someone holds the door open for you. The amount of times I will hold a door open for someone following me into a shop, for example, and I don't get a thank you. It's basic manners.100q agree with this, when they don't say thanks to me i sarcastically say your welcome to them "

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That's exactly what I do to, or say "and thank you" in a certain tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To use a knife & fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So comments on lady’s magnificent pair of boobs in store definite no no then

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By *amie366Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Closing your mouth when chewing

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"There is a basic courtesy that women the world over never follow. I think they should lift the toilet seat after using it and safe us guys the strenuous task of bending down to lift it.

Heads to the microwave to put the popcorn in.

I do question the female-centric view that the default state of the toilet is with the seat down. When will the matriarchy let us live?!?!"

They will allow it on the 9th Frinesday in Julune 17 years after hell freezes over.

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By *ddy GirthyMan
over a year ago

Girthy Town


"To use a knife & fork "

Not if its wings, burger, pizza or pussy

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Saying thank you when someone holds the door open for you. The amount of times I will hold a door open for someone following me into a shop, for example, and I don't get a thank you. It's basic manners.100q agree with this, when they don't say thanks to me i sarcastically say your welcome to them

H

That's exactly what I do to, or say "and thank you" in a certain tone"

and 9 times out of 10 you'll get a dirty look I just smile and walk away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basic manners - leave your phone in your pocket when visiting someone's house. You came round to visit, not to ignore your hosts.

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By *ature BBW Lover 69Man
over a year ago

exeter

I just hate people that don’t wave or say thanks when you giveaway to another driver to let them past !!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Always keep an empty glass beside you when getting it on. Then you can surreptitiously spit in the glass all ladylike so as not to offend the gentleman by not swallowing his jizz and gobbing it across the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To use a knife & fork

Not if its wings, burger, pizza or pussy"

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I just hate people that don’t wave or say thanks when you giveaway to another driver to let them past !!! "
i still give a thumbs up saying you are welcome just to piss them off

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Always keep an empty glass beside you when getting it on. Then you can surreptitiously spit in the glass all ladylike so as not to offend the gentleman by not swallowing his jizz and gobbing it across the room. "

Classy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always leave the room before removing a butt plug in case of any flatulence issues

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Always keep an empty glass beside you when getting it on. Then you can surreptitiously spit in the glass all ladylike so as not to offend the gentleman by not swallowing his jizz and gobbing it across the room.

Classy. "

Oh I know

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Always keep an empty glass beside you when getting it on. Then you can surreptitiously spit in the glass all ladylike so as not to offend the gentleman by not swallowing his jizz and gobbing it across the room.

Classy.

Oh I know "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There is a basic courtesy that women the world over never follow. I think they should lift the toilet seat after using it and safe us guys the strenuous task of bending down to lift it.

Heads to the microwave to put the popcorn in.

I do question the female-centric view that the default state of the toilet is with the seat down. When will the matriarchy let us live?!?!"

It’s to keep any creatures from crawling out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just act the same way you expect to be treated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always keep an empty glass beside you when getting it on. Then you can surreptitiously spit in the glass all ladylike so as not to offend the gentleman by not swallowing his jizz and gobbing it across the room. "

Spoken like a true poet!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Always keep an empty glass beside you when getting it on. Then you can surreptitiously spit in the glass all ladylike so as not to offend the gentleman by not swallowing his jizz and gobbing it across the room.

Spoken like a true poet! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elbows off the table - who manages this?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Not playing music from your phone in an enclosed public space, or on transport. Use your bloody earphones!"

There should also be a ban on wearing ear phones but it's so loud that the "tsk tsk tsk boosh" sound leaks out anyway. Gits.

Gbat

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry


"Not playing music from your phone in an enclosed public space, or on transport. Use your bloody earphones!"

Same with watching films.

If I want to watch a film on the Glasgow-Birmingham train I will. There are no occasions I want to hear the film the person three rows behind is watching.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If hiking and on a path where someone is coming up as you’re descending, then give them right of way.

Not just because they’re probably gasping for air and need to get to that bench further up for a lie down.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Elbows off the table - who manages this?"

It depends what you are using the said table for!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Letting people get off the bus/train before trying to get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing in public changing room showers

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