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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions " Awful but sadly true. It should be compulsory. I am sure there must be some sort of way to enforce it before you are allowed out | |||
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions " I was a trail blazer at work, way before Covid I had a big bottle of hand sanitiser on my desk, basically because of all the dirty skanks that used to exit the gents toilets without washing their hands (and I had to touch the same door handles as they did to exit) .. soap dodging twats! | |||
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"So, to recap..... You hold your "wiggly woo" with your shirt tales/t-shirt. You don't wash your hands & you open the door with your shirt cuff or jumper end/coat sleeve/tie/breast pocket hanky/used hanky/shoes? Didn't covid teach us anything? Hmmmmm... What would women use? "Your shirt cuff | |||
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"The amount of guys that dont wash their hands after is unbelievable and absolutely disgusting. " Agree, especially after a number 2, absolutely gross | |||
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"So they don't transfer the urine to the door handle or the office PC after a piss?" This! | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others " Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. | |||
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????" As someone who's worked in places where pee on your finger tips could make a lot of people sick to the point I hate using public toilets where to doors open inward because I know some dirty bastard has definitely touched the handle without washing their hands, at least now days COVID means most public toilets have a hand sanitiser station close by Doughnut | |||
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"So, to recap..... You hold your "wiggly woo" with your shirt tales/t-shirt. You don't wash your hands & you open the door with your shirt cuff or jumper end/coat sleeve/tie/breast pocket hanky/used hanky/shoes? Didn't covid teach us anything? Hmmmmm... What would women use?
Your shirt cuff "Nah, I've already wiped me nose snail trails with that! I'm classy .... | |||
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"Thought this was gonna be a rant about another man looking at your todger " Lmfao and this intrigued you?? | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others." Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands  | |||
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"i get it we should be washing our cocks in the sink. maybe in the nigh clubs the aftershsve guy can give it some talc "No Armani, No Punani. | |||
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"i get it we should be washing our cocks in the sink. maybe in the nigh clubs the aftershsve guy can give it some talc
No Armani, No Punani. "No splash no gash | |||
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"Yes if its a shit,I get it,but a piss come on." Right, that's me never going Lakey again | |||
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"i get it we should be washing our cocks in the sink. maybe in the nigh clubs the aftershsve guy can give it some talc
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands "Have you ever been on the London Underground? | |||
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"Also for the record, we kinda appreciate you washing your cock before we put it in our mouth too. " I don’t think he’s gonna have to worry about that with anyone reading this thread. | |||
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"i get it we should be washing our cocks in the sink. maybe in the nigh clubs the aftershsve guy can give it some talc " | |||
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"Also for the record, we kinda appreciate you washing your cock before we put it in our mouth too. I don’t think he’s gonna have to worry about that with anyone reading this thread. "It's the fact that he's using the fact people put it in their mouth as his reason not to wash his hands after touching it though . I put root vegetables in my mouth but if they were covered in mud and fertiliser I'd like someone to wash their hands after touching them! | |||
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"Also for the record, we kinda appreciate you washing your cock before we put it in our mouth too. " Nothing says “I love you” like a pissy cock blowie. Just don’t be expecting a kiss on the lips afterwards. | |||
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"Yes if its a shit,I get it,but a piss come on. Right, that's me never going Lakey again "That's not necessarily a bad thing lol | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands "Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab " | |||
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"Yes if its a shit,I get it,but a piss come on." This has to be a fucking wind up. And people wonder why I won't eat at self serve buffets or restaurants. This...this is one of many reasons. It ain't about you. If you're at home and don't mind tainting your own home with nether region residue that's up to you but ffs have some consideration and respect for other people. | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab "You mean you’re not meant to order McDonalds using your arse? | |||
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"Yes if its a shit,I get it,but a piss come on." What if your penis has herpesvirus or some other pathogenic organism on it? Aside the fact we don't all want to hold a piss stained door handle, plenty of nasties can lurk on the penis and so you should definitely wash your hands! Some pathogens can also exist in urine itself. | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab "We have two  | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab "There are two: and | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab
You mean you’re not meant to order McDonalds using your arse?" | |||
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"Goes to job interview. Shakes hand of interviewer. “Why do you smell like piss?”. “Oh it’s fine, it’s from my own dick don’t worry”. “Get out”." | |||
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"I cannot see the sick face emojis, I am on mobile phone though, maybe have to be on a computer to get them" You type the words vom or yuck in brackets | |||
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"I cannot see the sick face emojis, I am on mobile phone though, maybe have to be on a computer to get them" If you click reply+quote on a message where someone has used one, it will show you what symbols to use to get it. If you want to test it, write a comment with the same symbols and click preview and you'll see if it's worked before posting | |||
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"Someone might have pissed on their chips with this thread. " I think hes pissed on everyone else's as well by the sounds of it | |||
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"Cause I can!" Yea, but why does other people washing their hands cause you such ire? | |||
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"I cannot see the sick face emojis, I am on mobile phone though, maybe have to be on a computer to get them You type the words vom or yuck in brackets "
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"Cause I can! Yea, but why does other people washing their hands cause you such ire?" Coz he wants to lick the door handles behind them and they're not unwittingly fulfilling his fetishy desires? | |||
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"Basic hygiene and thinking of others Exactly this. People who don't wash their hands are the sort of people who don't give a toss about many other things they do that inevitably has an impact upon others. Exactly its grim when you think about what you touch after what others have. Especially when they don’t wash their hands
Been publicised how traces of faeces have been found on everything including McDonalds touch screens, those little bowls of peanuts in pubs etc etc. I am always careful especially with public door handles. We need a sick face emoji on Fab
You mean you’re not meant to order McDonalds using your arse?"You must have a very talented bum .
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????" Hopefully it's been in the shower or bath, or at least a KFC lemony fresh wipe. | |||
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths "Well, your dick germs apparently. | |||
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths "I think we all know what we’re not putting in our mouths | |||
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions " Just how the fuck do you know their professions, you must be hellish chatty while pissing lol lol | |||
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions Just how the fuck do you know their professions, you must be hellish chatty while pissing lol lol " | |||
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths "Not where inconsiderate filth bags are concerned as they leave their grubby mitt skank on everything they touch, so, can only control what we can personally. As mentioned earlier, there's been poo crystals found on touchscreens etc. People are gross. | |||
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ????????? Hopefully it's been in the shower or bath, or at least a KFC lemony fresh wipe." Yep...finger licking good! | |||
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions Just how the fuck do you know their professions, you must be hellish chatty while pissing lol lol " Lmao “ Hey mate whats your profession” SPARTAN!!!! (proceeds to kick him through the cubicle door into the toilet bowl) | |||
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"It's only natural to wash with soad and water. " System of a Down? I have to wait for them every time I want to wash my hands!? | |||
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths
Not where inconsiderate filth bags are concerned as they leave their grubby mitt skank on everything they touch, so, can only control what we can personally.
As mentioned earlier, there's been poo crystals found on touchscreens etc. People are gross.
"If diamonds are a girls best friend, who are poo crystals best friends with? | |||
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"Basic hygiene?? "This | |||
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths
Not where inconsiderate filth bags are concerned as they leave their grubby mitt skank on everything they touch, so, can only control what we can personally.
As mentioned earlier, there's been poo crystals found on touchscreens etc. People are gross.
If diamonds are a girls best friend, who are poo crystals best friends with? "Dung beetles innit | |||
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"It's only natural to wash with soad and water. System of a Down? I have to wait for them every time I want to wash my hands!?" Chop Suey! | |||
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"Well the moral behind this story,is do we really know what we are putting in our mouths
Not where inconsiderate filth bags are concerned as they leave their grubby mitt skank on everything they touch, so, can only control what we can personally.
As mentioned earlier, there's been poo crystals found on touchscreens etc. People are gross.
If diamonds are a girls best friend, who are poo crystals best friends with?
Dung beetles innit "I hope he’s washed his 6 hands! Dirty little dung beetle! | |||
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"When I have to use public toilets,it surprises me just how many ,don't wash their hands ...and all kinds of professions Just how the fuck do you know their professions, you must be hellish chatty while pissing lol lol " Teachers. I know that that because my male colleague told me. | |||
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"I remember being in a working man's club and washing my hands after peeing. Another bloke commented, "Fucking 'ell, look at this posh git. In my house we don't even get out of the bath for a shit." Had me laughing! Gbat " Fucking brilliant! | |||
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"This is reason I never ate the snacks left on the bar in pubs x "100% this!!! | |||
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either. " There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation. | |||
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either. There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation." Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle  | |||
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either. There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation. Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle "I got given a funnel to piss into Saturday and still managed to miss. Im usually quite a good catcher | |||
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either. There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation." I wonder if they would compare funnel sizes at the urinal, like a discreet quick glance down at the lady next to them | |||
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either. There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation. Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle "*Fanta bottle. My autocarrot pissed everywhere, soz | |||
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either. There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation. Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle
*Fanta bottle. My autocarrot pissed everywhere, soz "You swinging your carrot around? | |||
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either. There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation. Empty pop bottles work just as well. When we have to give urine samples, we have to aim into a tiny little test tube thingy. If we can pee in there, we can piss into an empty Fantastic bottle
*Fanta bottle. My autocarrot pissed everywhere, soz
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"has anyone else noticed that since covid with the higher hand washing standards the nuts on the bar are no longer as salty ?" | |||
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"has anyone else noticed that since covid with the higher hand washing standards the nuts on the bar are no longer as salty ? "Omg ..  laughing so hard at this | |||
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"I wear gloves when going into the toilets. "Sequinned? | |||
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"I wear gloves when going into the toilets.
Sequinned?"No they not. I remove them after I finish put in the bin. It's when your in there the men walking | |||
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????" You should write a book OP. Call it. How to alienate and cock block yourself on swinging site’s | |||
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"Apparently women pee through a straw so they don't have to wash either. There's a funnel thing as well that allows them to piss standing up, now isn't that a grand step for civilisation." a wee she x | |||
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"Why is it when a guy goes for a piss,do they run there fingers under the tap and then under the blower??? It's your own cock ffs,people put that in there mouth,not knowing where its been ?????????" I wonder if your note on profile..."anyone want to meet this weekend" has been curtailed by you admitting you can't be arsed washing your hands after a pee. Lovely, what a catch | |||
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