FabSwingers.com forum: Sorry If This Offends! So FunnyTho

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a message of someone promoting God, Here is the convo! Ha!

Person: Do you believe in God.

Me: Nope He Don't Exsist

Person: He does, He's in all of us,

Me: How come you prove this,

Person: From the Bible, It tells us how to sent Jesus for all our sins.

Me: So the bible says he's real?

Person: Yes is does.

Me: Superman is in a book be he aint real?

Person: Superman is a fictional charactor.

Me: But he's in a book, Your saying god is real because the Bible says so, and the bible is a book.. Correct?

Person: Yes the bible is a book. A book of God.

Me: And Marvel Comic is also a book, and also a book of Superman, Spider man, The incredicel Hulk, Captain America, Dare Devil and Bat man. I dont see them flying around. Do you?

Person: You shouldn't question god!

Me: You shouldn't believe in a person who is in a book where there is no evidence of there exsistance. All religion is for is so 24 year old virgins like yourself can hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them eternal life. when infact there is no such things as eternal life.

I think he quit after that! Pmsl!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry about the spelling, Couldn't copy and paste lol!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is superman real or not? I hate it when a story ends in the middle!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I would of just sent a message with a polite finger sticking straight up. It's my choice what I belive

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these sorts of debates as the God Squad can never offer definitive counter argument that God exists and created everything.

I always offer this argument:

Why does God let children die before their parents?

What kind of sick entity allows a child to be born only to take it away before it's time leaving it's parents in perpetual agony? Isn't that Hell? And if, as some suggest, that God is punishing us for our sins then he's a son of bitch for callously using the life of a child to get back at it's parents.

They can never answer that one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im sure ive heard that joke before

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So is superman real or not? I hate it when a story ends in the middle!

Ha! I know.. He couldn't answer that! It was so funny!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I dont get it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love these sorts of debates as the God Squad can never offer definitive counter argument that God exists and created everything.

I always offer this argument:

Why does God let children die before their parents?

They can never answer that one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This quote is probably apt:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

However, I never diss someone elses beliefs if they haven't dissed mine.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont get it.

Never Mind

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I dont get it.

Never Mind

xx"
Just as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont get it.

Never Mind

xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it."

He's trying to say that god and jesus is real because the Bible said he is.. so i said then that means superman is real because super man is in a book

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont get it.

Never Mind

xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it."

I think it was something to do with superman battering batman and taking spiderman from behind. I might be wrong tho,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I dont get it.

Never Mind

xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it.

I think it was something to do with superman battering batman and taking spiderman from behind. I might be wrong tho,

"
Did spiderman have a hole on his spidey thinghy then? Oh i say...i must be very niave

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the person promoting god verified?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont get it.

Never Mind

xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it.

I think it was something to do with superman battering batman and taking spiderman from behind. I might be wrong tho,

Did spiderman have a hole on his spidey thinghy then? Oh i say...i must be very niave

Well, the story ended in the middle, so not a feckin scooby what happened next! I think god might have saved spidey at some point with a bit of kryptonite tho.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I dont get it.

Never Mind

xxJust as well it wasnt life changing....as i still dont get it.

I think it was something to do with superman battering batman and taking spiderman from behind. I might be wrong tho,

Did spiderman have a hole on his spidey thinghy then? Oh i say...i must be very niave

Well, the story ended in the middle, so not a feckin scooby what happened next! I think god might have saved spidey at some point with a bit of kryptonite tho.

"
I have fantasies about Batman, hes now no longer in my wank bank

Was it a kryptonite double ender?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was the person promoting god verified?

Haha!! Made me giggle!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *weetdebWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Was the person promoting god verified?

"
haha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im sure ive heard that joke before "

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

of course he is haven't you seen all the status's saying they are god's gift only superman can do the things they promise you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Some say it was batman.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Some say it was batman....."
may have been the stig for all we know.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah! "

Who? Superman?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah! "

And there was me believing all these years that he came back to life....now I'm really confused!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

This thread has stolen Batman from my wank bank and has hurt my lil brain.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!

Who? Superman?

Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"This thread has stolen Batman from my wank bank and has hurt my lil brain.

Oh dear, not to worry, Robin isn't dead... Or god. Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!

Who? Superman?

Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers

Ye, i think the moomins were anal retentive! All those fingers up their butts!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"This thread has stolen Batman from my wank bank and has hurt my lil brain.

Oh dear, not to worry, Robin isn't dead... Or god. Lol"
I never fantasise about Robin, he was a Beta male......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!

Who? Superman?

Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers

Ye, i think the moomins were anal retentive! All those fingers up their butts!

Who's rimming the moomins?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"This thread has stolen Batman from my wank bank and has hurt my lil brain.

Oh dear, not to worry, Robin isn't dead... Or god. LolI never fantasise about Robin, he was a Beta male......

I did when it Chris O'donnell....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost fath in2006 when my youngest son died which in the end took my wife and left me here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!

Who? Superman?

Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers

Ye, i think the moomins were anal retentive! All those fingers up their butts!

Who's rimming the moomins?

The man in the moon!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

My heart goes out to you, hugz

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im sure ive heard that joke before

Yep, this has been doing the rounds on Facebook recently

And did the story end on facebook? I'm STILL waiting to hear if superman is real!

*whispers in ear* yes, but don't tell this lot!.....ssssssshhhhh!

Sheesh, thank feck for that! And i'm halfway thru the bible, can't wait to find out whodunnit!

Hate to ruin it but he dies at the end hah!

Who? Superman?

Nooooooooo!!!! Batman can't kill superman. That's just wrong!!! Maybe it was the moomins?....evil little feckers

Ye, i think the moomins were anal retentive! All those fingers up their butts!

Who's rimming the moomins?

The man in the moon!

Boom boom......

There's the answer to all the mysteries!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What have i started! Hahah!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost fath in2006 when my youngest son died which in the end took my wife and left me here"

Every parents nightmare! Sorry about your loss.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I lost fath in2006 when my youngest son died which in the end took my wife and left me here"

Xxxxxxx you never know, you may regain it one day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”

— George Carlin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

I once got a forum ban for opening a topic and discussing a message i received. Allegedly it was invasion of privacy and it got removed. Clearly my face didnt fit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman could never take spiderman up the arse !

They're from different comics, therefore to believe in one you would have to disbelieve the other, as they would be from two different doctrines.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt get the joke...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just knew before I read your profile that it was going to say you were bisexual

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"I once got a forum ban for opening a topic and discussing a message i received. Allegedly it was invasion of privacy and it got removed. Clearly my face didnt fit.

Psstt - I doubt this message was real

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got a forum ban for opening a topic and discussing a message i received. Allegedly it was invasion of privacy and it got removed. Clearly my face didnt fit.

Psstt - I doubt this message was real

You would be surprised !

I think myself and the OP may have had similar experiences with The Almighty (or at least his representative in Fabland)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rusader1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Writing science fiction for about a penny a word is no way to make a living, If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion."

L. Ron Hubbard...founder of the Church of Scientology...when he died in 1986 had a net worth of $600m

Enough said!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, I never diss someone elses beliefs if they haven't dissed mine."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Batman could never take spiderman up the arse !

They're from different comics, therefore to believe in one you would have to disbelieve the other, as they would be from two different doctrines.

Alternate universes silly....do you not watch Fringe?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt get the joke..."

Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ctavius StuntMan
over a year ago

london

In a way we do have eternal life. The matter we are made from has always existed from the beginning of time and will always exist. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, it can only change form. Religion is hilarious. people always seem to forget that religion is "faith" based and start talking about it as though it were an absolute fact.

think everyone will enjoy this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just knew before I read your profile that it was going to say you were bisexual

I am indeedio! But i am no fan of comic books or religion! I prefer fact to fiction. I'm more of a logical person..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a message of someone promoting God, Here is the convo! Ha!

Person: Do you believe in God.

Me: Nope He Don't Exsist

Person: He does, He's in all of us,

Me: How come you prove this,

Person: From the Bible, It tells us how to sent Jesus for all our sins.

Me: So the bible says he's real?

Person: Yes is does.

Me: Superman is in a book be he aint real?

Person: Superman is a fictional charactor.

Me: But he's in a book, Your saying god is real because the Bible says so, and the bible is a book.. Correct?

Person: Yes the bible is a book. A book of God.

Me: And Marvel Comic is also a book, and also a book of Superman, Spider man, The incredicel Hulk, Captain America, Dare Devil and Bat man. I dont see them flying around. Do you?

Person: You shouldn't question god!

I think he quit after that! Pmsl!!"

Classic!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Im sure ive heard that joke before "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i am made in image of god... what are the dinosaurs made of??? that usually messes them up at the door

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just knew before I read your profile that it was going to say you were bisexual

I am indeedio! But i am no fan of comic books or religion! I prefer fact to fiction. I'm more of a logical person..

I didn't mean it in that way.

I meant that I have had similar messages and a couple of bi guys I know have too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"if i am made in image of god... what are the dinosaurs made of??? that usually messes them up at the door

Chicken and Breadcrumbs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if i am made in image of god... what are the dinosaurs made of??? that usually messes them up at the door

I will have to use this one more often! Ha! I like it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i am made in image of god... what are the dinosaurs made of??? that usually messes them up at the door

Chicken and Breadcrumbs"

now that's funny !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just knew before I read your profile that it was going to say you were bisexual

I am indeedio! But i am no fan of comic books or religion! I prefer fact to fiction. I'm more of a logical person..

I didn't mean it in that way.

I meant that I have had similar messages and a couple of bi guys I know have too."

Ohhh My Bad

.. Not with it today! Very stressful housing hunting and job hunting! Ha!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"if i am made in image of god... what are the dinosaurs made of??? that usually messes them up at the door

Chicken and Breadcrumbs

now that's funny !"

Could be Turkey, but you know what I mean

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread