FabSwingers.com forum: So are you lot aways ready for action?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Smooth pussy/balls

Freshly washed hair.

Ladies walking round in sussies n stockings.

Guys all smelling nice in clean white Calvins?

Or do you let your self go a bit when you havent got a meet sorted...go on.....i wont tell anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

No and I would'nt believe anyone if they said they were

Gimme half an hr though and ill scrub up well enough for a quickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my answer may tend to incriminate me!

Ok I confess - at times I look and feel like a bag of crap!

Usually the morning after a night on the jaegerbombs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am usually covered in sawdust, in tatty clothes with superglue stained black on most of my fingers... but I scrub up OK when going out

it's cold here, but being a gentleman I wont say what J is wearing this evening!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Well if anyone is into onesies with extra thick bedsocks to match...im ready

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I look rough all the time, but do try and make an effort

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that my answer may tend to incriminate me!

Ok I confess - at times I look and feel like a bag of crap!

Usually the morning after a night on the jaegerbombs!

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Ive lost three weekends on Jagerbombs, so have switched to Tequila, i now only lose a day here n there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am all bathed and smooth all over, (apart from head of course) but I am wearing my dressing gown lol

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I travel a lot I'm always 'ready for action' as you put it. I'm no stranger to nipping to a meets loo for a quick freshen up. Baby wipes, deodorant and aftershave in the car along with condoms. Just in case I get lucky

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Always shaved....but only cause I can't stand not being

As for the rest.. showered and hair washed daily

but I don't sit around ready to meet (despite many on here clearly thinking we all do)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

Only in the run up to a holiday when I do it so I can get waxed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always shaved....but only cause I can't stand not being

As for the rest.. showered and hair washed daily

but I don't sit around ready to meet (despite many on here clearly thinking we all do)

Same hear, shave legs, under arms and foo foo every day!! Can't stand the feel of re growth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually look a mess.

My profile (when visible) says I don't do short notice meets for a reason!

I need at least 2 days notice to look passably human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always shaved....but only cause I can't stand not being

As for the rest.. showered and hair washed daily

but I don't sit around ready to meet (despite many on here clearly thinking we all do)

Same hear, shave legs, under arms and foo foo every day!! Can't stand the feel of re growth

*here*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

If im not meeting then yes I let the bush grown and my legs I am fair anyway so can get away with it but always do my pits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

Mine don't get bristly because I epilate. I do occasionally leave it a bit long in between, but I get very little hair growth on my legs now anyway. The hairs have mostly given up.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

Mine don't get bristly because I epilate. I do occasionally leave it a bit long in between, but I get very little hair growth on my legs now anyway. The hairs have mostly given up."
I epilate everywhere, but i sometimes just cant be arsed whatsoever.....so let my leg hair grow a bit, not quite to loo brush length though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

Mine don't get bristly because I epilate. I do occasionally leave it a bit long in between, but I get very little hair growth on my legs now anyway. The hairs have mostly given up.I epilate everywhere, but i sometimes just cant be arsed whatsoever.....so let my leg hair grow a bit, not quite to loo brush length though

Great insulation or the winter too x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

Great insulation or the winter too x"
I hadnt thought of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fair bit OCD when it comes to keeping things trimmed/shaved & pristine meet lined up or not.... I dislike having a "dishevelled feeling".

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm a fair bit OCD when it comes to keeping things trimmed/shaved & pristine meet lined up or not.... I dislike having a "dishevelled feeling"."
Not dishevelled just furry.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

All the time! I don't have much hair on my legs and sensitive skin at times. I only do them when they are going on show. But don't tell anyone, you did promise.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is it only me that let their legs get a bit bristly every now n then?

All the time! I don't have much hair on my legs and sensitive skin at times. I only do them when they are going on show. But don't tell anyone, you did promise."
My lips (smooth at the moment) are sealed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fair bit OCD when it comes to keeping things trimmed/shaved & pristine meet lined up or not.... I dislike having a "dishevelled feeling".Not dishevelled just furry.

I make myself late for work (sometimes) getting rid of "dishevelled" lil' sis "furry"

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm a fair bit OCD when it comes to keeping things trimmed/shaved & pristine meet lined up or not.... I dislike having a "dishevelled feeling".Not dishevelled just furry.

I make myself late for work (sometimes) getting rid of "dishevelled" lil' sis "furry"

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Work is more important than a furry foo foo, i plait mine if i have the time, saves pissy flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved in all the right areas all the time, suited and booted for work and you never know what invite you might get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well if anyone is into onesies with extra thick bedsocks to match...im ready

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lol gotta love onesies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried epilating my lady bits, several times. I've concluded I am...er...not anatomically suited to it.

It's waxing only down there for me. It's expensive and a nuisance and I don't like even the fairly minimal regrowth between sessions but there will be no more epilating.

I can't even let it grow back and trim it because I've been having it done for so long it grows back sparse and patchy.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've tried epilating my lady bits, several times. I've concluded I am...er...not anatomically suited to it.

It's waxing only down there for me. It's expensive and a nuisance and I don't like even the fairly minimal regrowth between sessions but there will be no more epilating.

I can't even let it grow back and trim it because I've been having it done for so long it grows back sparse and patchy."
I kinda like the pleasure /pain epilating my muff gives me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've tried epilating my lady bits, several times. I've concluded I am...er...not anatomically suited to it.

It's waxing only down there for me. It's expensive and a nuisance and I don't like even the fairly minimal regrowth between sessions but there will be no more epilating.

I can't even let it grow back and trim it because I've been having it done for so long it grows back sparse and patchy.I kinda like the pleasure /pain epilating my muff gives me....

It's not the pain of it, (no pleasure for me); that's bad but tolerable.

It's more, well

I'm kinda fleshy down there and there are some parts of one's body one doesn't want pinched and

jammed in an epila tor.

Trust me on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fair bit OCD when it comes to keeping things trimmed/shaved & pristine meet lined up or not.... I dislike having a "dishevelled feeling".Not dishevelled just furry.

I make myself late for work (sometimes) getting rid of "dishevelled" lil' sis "furry"

Work is more important than a furry foo foo, i plait mine if i have the time, saves pissy flaps

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've tried epilating my lady bits, several times. I've concluded I am...er...not anatomically suited to it.

It's waxing only down there for me. It's expensive and a nuisance and I don't like even the fairly minimal regrowth between sessions but there will be no more epilating.

I can't even let it grow back and trim it because I've been having it done for so long it grows back sparse and patchy.I kinda like the pleasure /pain epilating my muff gives me....

It's not the pain of it, (no pleasure for me); that's bad but tolerable.

It's more, well

I'm kinda fleshy down there and there are some parts of one's body one doesn't want pinched and

jammed in an epila tor.

Trust me on this.

"
Youch!!! Ok...im trusting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say that we are fresh n ready to meet whenever, shower/hair wash and shave on a daily or twice a day basis, but that is just M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually Im always groomed well. So yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since I only meet on the odd occasion, I am not "shag-ready" so to speak, however, my legs are always smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol no im guilty of letting myself go.. i get long time gaps (3 weeks) between meets.

Shower daily at least once though hair is always clean, wouldnt take more than an hour to shave/apply makeup etc

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

There is far too much detail on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only wash my hair every other day, if not I find it strips the natural oils...however if it has cum on I tend to leave it longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is far too much detail on this thread "

Wuss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do sometimes wonder when people are gettin 'fruity' in PM's how their opinions would change if they could see me as I was in that moment as opposed to how I might look in a photo.

Unshaven with coffee or garlic breath, sweaty balls, long johns on I've slept in last night, half me dinner down the t-shirt, slippers so worn and flattened they look like Pingu's feet.

Such a magical picture.

That said, nothing that can't be sorted in half an hour.

I can't understand anyone being happy with being smelly or untidy for a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg bussy you sexgod!!! Phwoarrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i AM READY , LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to shave daily (face, chest, balls, cock etc)

so I'm usually ready at short notice, although I do have days when I just let myself go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may never be meet-ready again.

Feel ready for the knackers yard this morning.

Is voluntary euthanasia still illegal here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may never be meet-ready again.

Feel ready for the knackers yard this morning.

Is voluntary euthanasia still illegal here?"
oo sorry to here you lost your mo jo xxx you need vitamins get the well woman ones from supermarket they pick me right up and after 5 days you will see a difference xxx get that MO JO BACK XXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a few letters behind my name, it is my duty and responsibility to project a professional image at work, so I would like to believe I always look "polished".

I am shag-ready for those who like their ladies "natural"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smooth pussy/balls

Freshly washed hair.

Ladies walking round in sussies n stockings.

Guys all smelling nice in clean white Calvins?

Or do you let your self go a bit when you havent got a meet sorted...go on.....i wont tell anyone.

wouldnt go as far as let msyelf go, some things i do for myself in day to day life, like my nails are always done, i get my eyes brows waxed regular, i do my hair and light make up when i go shopping, etc, my legs and arm pits are waxed every 4 to 6 weeks but i have to be honest i dont shave my muff unless i have a meet

So something i do as day to day living because i like to look my best wether im on a meet or going to work.shopping, things like shaving my bits i do when needed, i see no point or reason to do it every day if im going 3 weeks between meets

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There is far too much detail on this thread "

But you haven't answered the quetion.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I may never be meet-ready again.

Feel ready for the knackers yard this morning.

Is voluntary euthanasia still illegal here?"

Just another 5 days or so and it will start to feel better.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I do sometimes wonder when people are gettin 'fruity' in PM's how their opinions would change if they could see me as I was in that moment as opposed to how I might look in a photo.

Unshaven with coffee or garlic breath, sweaty balls, long johns on I've slept in last night, half me dinner down the t-shirt, slippers so worn and flattened they look like Pingu's feet.

Such a magical picture.

That said, nothing that can't be sorted in half an hour.

I can't understand anyone being happy with being smelly or untidy for a meet.

The image of the long johns has made me think of you as Mr Edwards from Little House on the Prairie.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There is far too much detail on this thread

But you haven't answered the quetion."

I don't need any prep. I'm good to go

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I do sometimes wonder when people are gettin 'fruity' in PM's how their opinions would change if they could see me as I was in that moment as opposed to how I might look in a photo.

Unshaven with coffee or garlic breath, sweaty balls, long johns on I've slept in last night, half me dinner down the t-shirt, slippers so worn and flattened they look like Pingu's feet.

Such a magical picture.

That said, nothing that can't be sorted in half an hour.

I can't understand anyone being happy with being smelly or untidy for a meet.

The image of the long johns has made me think of you as Mr Edwards from Little House on the Prairie."

That Nelly Olsen was a little bitch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There is far too much detail on this thread

But you haven't answered the quetion.

I don't need any prep. I'm good to go"

That bag is always with you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I do sometimes wonder when people are gettin 'fruity' in PM's how their opinions would change if they could see me as I was in that moment as opposed to how I might look in a photo.

Unshaven with coffee or garlic breath, sweaty balls, long johns on I've slept in last night, half me dinner down the t-shirt, slippers so worn and flattened they look like Pingu's feet.

Such a magical picture.

That said, nothing that can't be sorted in half an hour.

I can't understand anyone being happy with being smelly or untidy for a meet.

The image of the long johns has made me think of you as Mr Edwards from Little House on the Prairie.

That Nelly Olsen was a little bitch "

I blame her mother.

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By *hil1812Man
over a year ago

Stowmarket

Shower is never far away and always clean shaven so wuld never take that long....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"There is far too much detail on this thread

But you haven't answered the quetion.

I don't need any prep. I'm good to go

That bag is always with you?"

No that is my day one. My meet bag is ironed and in my boot alongside the biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 weeks post op after hysterectomy no where near ready for a meet had great day Sunday shaved everywhere felt nearly human again now back to feeling like something my cat left on the doorstep, not sure I will ever feel ready to meet again at this rate gone from always ready to never ready grrrr

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"4 weeks post op after hysterectomy no where near ready for a meet had great day Sunday shaved everywhere felt nearly human again now back to feeling like something my cat left on the doorstep, not sure I will ever feel ready to meet again at this rate gone from always ready to never ready grrrr"

Hang in there. It gets better and can open a whole new sexiness in you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's hoping eh I'm sure it can't get any worse my minds very willing it's just the rest of me x

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