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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh and who would you order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

"

Change the name to Uber Meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets. "

Or Deliverfoof

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets. "

Yes that’s better

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets.

Or Deliverfoof"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd order the uniformed variety

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'd order the uniformed variety "

You surprise me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets. "

Did somebody say Just Eat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets.

Or Deliverfoof

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

Deliverflange

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets.

Did somebody say Just Eat lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you order though to get a man?

Deliver......

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd order the uniformed variety

You surprise me "

Always

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den... "

Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...

Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea "

But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Someone who allows my submissive side to step forward

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I thought this was going to be like a superlike on Tinder

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...

Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea

But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora "

I can pull most things off with this bum and these boobs

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What would you order though to get a man?

Deliver......"

Could have compare the mere cock . Com

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I always assumed my username would be ideal when someone is feeling peckish.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I always assumed my username would be ideal when someone is feeling peckish. "

Yes you could do well from this

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I thought this was going to be like a superlike on Tinder "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up "

Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically speaking it could work

but would need to be a monthly member shipfee

And for that fee travel costs hotel booksing and such are take care off

Used as little or as often as they liked

Yes for some the overhead would be more than they membership free

But would be recoved from people who don’t use it as much

Would also need to be a locked in 12 months

And for who ooo there’s that meny I couldn’t name just one

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up "

Thats a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up

Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold! "

Or there was a SUBSTITUTION!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up

Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold!

Or there was a SUBSTITUTION! "

Hahahahah yeah!!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But who are you getting to voice the advert?

I'm not sure David Attenborough is right for it - unless he gets to narrate the whole meet as well

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...

Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea

But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora

I can pull most things off with this bum and these boobs "

Yes I noticed, they had me pulling off last week when I got back to my hotel lol

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Can I order a minibus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing idea will you offer discounts like ...buy one get one free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UberFAF

DeliverOoooohhh

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up

Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold!

Or there was a SUBSTITUTION!

Hahahahah yeah!!! "

Some poor buggar orders dancer and gets me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets.

Did somebody say Just Eat lol"

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up

Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold!

Or there was a SUBSTITUTION! "

Sorry but your 12 inch meat feast was unavailable. Please accept 6 lots of 2 inches with olives instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"UberFAF

DeliverOoooohhh"

Love that last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Five guys on the menu? Or just dirty fires?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...

Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea

But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora

I can pull most things off with this bum and these boobs

Yes I noticed, they had me pulling off last week when I got back to my hotel lol

"

I hope you didn't let your food go cold ha

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is Five guys on the menu? Or just dirty fires? "

Five guys . Love it

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can do the deliveries, I'll be pitching the UberThunder idea on the next Dragon's Den...

Oi! I’ll have you in court Mr! My idea

But I've got the logistical capacity, takes more than a sexy bum to pull this off Nora

I can pull most things off with this bum and these boobs

Yes I noticed, they had me pulling off last week when I got back to my hotel lol

"

Hahaha did you eat your fish and chips first

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Will these be tracked deliveries? At least that way you know they are going to turn up

Imagine if you were all horny and ready for them and they were 2 hours late. Or cold! "

Or delivered to the neighbour

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Is there a returns policy if it’s not what you expected as we know some don’t look like some pics they have in real life

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is there a returns policy if it’s not what you expected as we know some don’t look like some pics they have in real life "

Oh god yeah! Never thought of that. I need to think this through more before I put it into practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we sort by penis size instead of distance?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can we sort by penis size instead of distance?"

There will be a tick box when you place your order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be an option to add more sauce?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Will there be an option to add more sauce? "

. Dirt bird

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Can we sort by penis size instead of distance?"

That’s me fucked then

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Let me know when up and running I need to place an order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be an option to add more sauce?

. Dirt bird "

How very dare you......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we sort by penis size instead of distance?

That’s me fucked then "

That would be your app review comment afterwards

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Can we sort by penis size instead of distance?

That’s me fucked then

That would be your app review comment afterwards "

well yes I’d be hoping so

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By *uffolksubWoman
over a year ago

Brandon


"What would you order though to get a man?

Deliver......

Could have compare the mere cock . Com"

Did somebody say…..huge meat

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Let me know when up and running I need to place an order "

It’ll be like the secret service. Nobody will order you if I’m running it

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What would you order though to get a man?

Deliver......

Could have compare the mere cock . Com

Did somebody say…..huge meat "

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Let me know when up and running I need to place an order

It’ll be like the secret service. Nobody will order you if I’m running it "

Well yes that’s very true. I’ll get my coat

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice "

Oh yes. That’s a very good idea!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Is there an option to go super sized for 30p extra

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice "

Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice "

5..... buy 1 get 1 free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discount for over 55

And sauce on side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get "

You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha

"I'm Single, I really am"

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice

Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls? "

Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get "

Only if can pretend not to be at home when it arrives

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha

"I'm Single, I really am" "

Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice

Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls?

Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history "

Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get "

Might get some disappointing feedback from that

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

Might get some disappointing feedback from that "

Haha you’re safe id pick you a good one mwahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice

Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls?

Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history

Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one?"

That makes sense.. like you enjoyed this big mac, now try the whopper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha

"I'm Single, I really am"

Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get! "

Which flowers do you like Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice

Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls?

Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history

Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one?

That makes sense.. like you enjoyed this big mac, now try the whopper!"

Double whopper!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice

Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls?

Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history

Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one?

That makes sense.. like you enjoyed this big mac, now try the whopper!

Double whopper! "

Minus the cheese

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha

"I'm Single, I really am"

Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get!

Which flowers do you like Nora "

I do like a flavoured gin

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night "

Ah a menu! Good idea

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

Might get some disappointing feedback from that

Haha you’re safe id pick you a good one mwahahahahahahahaha"

Yeah. Well let me know who before hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A loyalty card with a buy 5 get 1 free would be nice

Would it be a good freebie though or like when you order chinese and get vegetable rolls?

Oh a good freebie, they would have suggestions on your previously ordered history

Haha yeah. You enjoyed this one you maybe interested in this one?

That makes sense.. like you enjoyed this big mac, now try the whopper!

Double whopper!

Minus the cheese "

easy on the mayo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

Ah a menu! Good idea "

Will it be on ‘Trip advisor’

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha

"I'm Single, I really am"

Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get!

Which flowers do you like Nora

I do like a flavoured gin "

Pop that on as a tick box under extras

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night "

I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

Might get some disappointing feedback from that

Haha you’re safe id pick you a good one mwahahahahahahahaha

Yeah. Well let me know who before hand "

That’s not the idea

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description "

I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description

I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description "

I’m volunteering to help with that

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description

I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description

I’m volunteering to help with that "

Thought you might

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description

I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description "

Pure greed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha

"I'm Single, I really am"

Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get! "

You stitch me up and that's it Nora, your love affair with my boobs are over.... over I tell you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description

I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description

I’m volunteering to help with that

Thought you might "

Whose first on the Uber list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 course taster menu please Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Perhaps we could do a thing like those cheap holidays where you never knew where you were going. Very cheap but you don’t know who you’re gonna get

You know who you would end up with Nora ha ha

"I'm Single, I really am"

Haha. It’ll be me doing the sending. Just you wait to see who you get!

You stitch me up and that's it Nora, your love affair with my boobs are over.... over I tell you! "

. You’ll get the elite then

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"9 course taster menu please Nora "

Bloody hell where am I gonna find 9 elite ones!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description

I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description

Pure greed "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9 course taster menu please Nora

Bloody hell where am I gonna find 9 elite ones! "

Crack on......

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Is there a menu?.

Is there a limit on how many delivery a night

I think she should do a sample menu of some on here. Name and description

I think I should sample them all to enable me to give a thorough description

I’m volunteering to help with that

Thought you might

Whose first on the Uber list "

Easy tiger I’m only at the planning stages!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop "

Would you like all your courses to arrive together or at intervals?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop

Would you like all your courses to arrive together or at intervals?"

All together please thank you

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop

Would you like all your courses to arrive together or at intervals?

All together please thank you "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have dessert before my main course?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Well I’ve already chosen my 3 courses anyway so get cracking on the set up. Chop chop

Would you like all your courses to arrive together or at intervals?

All together please thank you

Noted "

all 3 courses might be the same person though. You know to cut down on cost and all that

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I have dessert before my main course? "

No . Silly girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course "

Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course

Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event! "

Ouch!!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course "

Haha we all know what you want for your main course. You may order side dishes yes.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course

Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!

Ouch!! "

I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course

Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!

Ouch!!

I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs "

Sold to the first person who asked!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course

Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!

Ouch!!

I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs "

I’ll have the other boob as there’s plenty to go around there!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course

Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!

Ouch!!

I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs

I’ll have the other boob as there’s plenty to go around there! "

Haha there is! One each

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course

Some might be disappointed knowing they was only a bit on the side and not the main event!

Ouch!!

I’ll have a side dish of dreamy boobs

I’ll have the other boob as there’s plenty to go around there!

Haha there is! One each "

Call it a sharing platter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human Buffet wasn't on the menu

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon


"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu "

I’ve got cream and strawberries as an added extra

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu "

Excellent idea though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets.

Or Deliverfoof"

I'd like this one please

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Change the name to Uber Meets.

Or Deliverfoof

I'd like this one please "

Is there a particular foof you’d like to order or would you like a surprise foof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Not in "

What if someone orders you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu

Excellent idea though "

On the table you get then

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu

Excellent idea though

On the table you get then "

You’d need a lot of bloody food to cover me! Best you get 2 trolleys at Tesco’s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu

Excellent idea though

On the table you get then

You’d need a lot of bloody food to cover me! Best you get 2 trolleys at Tesco’s! "

Mini eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come as buy one get one free. I also offer loyalty card discounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a bulk order?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What about a bulk order? "

I’m sure we can arrange a discount madam

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Human Buffet wasn't on the menu

Excellent idea though

On the table you get then

You’d need a lot of bloody food to cover me! Best you get 2 trolleys at Tesco’s!

Mini eggs "

Haha

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Are we allowed to order an ‘appetiser’ as well as a ‘main course’..?

;-)

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

"

Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Are we allowed to order an ‘appetiser’ as well as a ‘main course’..?

;-)"

Haha you can order whatever you would like (as long as they are willing) best add that bit before the thread takes a different turn

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?"

Hahaha. Hmmmm not sure about that one! I’ll hire some sexy drivers to keep them hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a bulk order? "

Would I fit under that heading

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What about a bulk order?

Would I fit under that heading "

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be called:

Instafuckboy

Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mine would be called:

Instafuckboy

Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto "

Kylie! You’re supposed to be trying to avoid the fuck boys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would be called:

Instafuckboy

Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto "

I've already launched Instagran.

Mature ladies at your fingertips.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Did somebody say Just Eat lol"

Seeing that I'm a 'nipple' man we should call it "Just Teats".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?"

This is getting dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has ‘Just Fuck’ been set up and registered yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would be called:

Instafuckboy

Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto

Kylie! You’re supposed to be trying to avoid the fuck boys! "

I seem to be unable to *cries in japanese*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?

This is getting dark "

You've seen the ending of Seven right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?

This is getting dark

You've seen the ending of Seven right? "

You did order head after all.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mine would be called:

Instafuckboy

Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto

Kylie! You’re supposed to be trying to avoid the fuck boys!

I seem to be unable to *cries in japanese*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we taking side dishes too?

I know what I want for my main course

Haha we all know what you want for your main course. You may order side dishes yes. "

But they have to be willing right? That discounts nearly everyone

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Mine would be called:

Instafuckboy

Like can pick from an extensive selection of total fuck boys, pronto

Kylie! You’re supposed to be trying to avoid the fuck boys!

I seem to be unable to *cries in japanese*"

Oh Kylie!

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"What about a bulk order?

Would I fit under that heading "

I definitely would...

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?

This is getting dark

You've seen the ending of Seven right?

You did order head after all. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we could order a fab member for delivery

Business idea?

(Only if they wanted to of course I should add!)

Do we need to carry them in an insulated box, to keep them hot?

This is getting dark

You've seen the ending of Seven right?

You did order head after all. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in

What if someone orders you?"

Then they are out of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could see from a safety standpoint that something like that would be good.

Taken to and from the meet and both parties are registered so if any bad things happened it would be recorded for any legal proceedings

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Not in

What if someone orders you?

Then they are out of luck "

I shall mark you as out of stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not in

What if someone orders you?

Then they are out of luck

I shall mark you as out of stock "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please be number 69 on the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I please be number 69 on the menu "

Sweet and sour chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I please be number 69 on the menu

Sweet and sour chicken? "

Sweet with a side of sauce

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol"

All potentials need to send me a face pic to add to the menu

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol

All potentials need to send me a face pic to add to the menu "

Done

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol

All potentials need to send me a face pic to add to the menu

Done "

I think you could be a popular choice with the ladies

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"I’d love to be ordered for delivery lol

All potentials need to send me a face pic to add to the menu

Done

I think you could be a popular choice with the ladies "

Thank you very much. Would love to be ordered I would definitely be a good boy on arrival too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m better than a footlong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe have ads on your website, examples would be greedy girl events and such like in a petrons area. Get paid for the priviledge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Go Daddy for the more discerning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a lovely cream pie for dessert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about Go Daddy for the more discerning lol"

That's a totally different service that nerds avoiding

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Can I ask the owners recommendation?

I like a little spice, what’re, or should I say who’re you advising me to order Nora? Haha!

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

Seems a lot of guys wanting to be on the menu but not many ladies looking to order lol

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Seems a lot of guys wanting to be on the menu but not many ladies looking to order lol"

Haha more for the rest of us

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I ask the owners recommendation?

I like a little spice, what’re, or should I say who’re you advising me to order Nora? Haha! "

Oh goodness I couldn’t possibly name names. I reckon you’d get some orders though

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"How about Go Daddy for the more discerning lol

That's a totally different service that nerds avoiding "

Haha yeah my business my rules. No daddy stuff on my watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*still out of stock*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ive had a few 1st messages stating of the likes of 'send an uber to me, I'll come and fuck you'

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"Seems a lot of guys wanting to be on the menu but not many ladies looking to order lol

Haha more for the rest of us "

I’m not complaining lol. Just hoping there are a few ladies looking to order from the menu

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ive had a few 1st messages stating of the likes of 'send an uber to me, I'll come and fuck you' "

Oh no this will have a more classy feel. There’ll be none of that malarkey or they’ll be struck off the books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limited edition...but you can pre order..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*service cancelled due to tax evasion by the op*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*still out of stock*"

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