FabSwingers.com forum: Coffee or sex?

By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m just putting the kettle on. Which do you fancy, coffee or sex?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Coffee at the moment

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Sex, I rarely fancy coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is this even a question??

Coffee obviously

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"How is this even a question??

Coffee obviously"

What biscuit though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please. Its too cold to get my kit off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex while making the coffee, unlike a lot of guys I can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How is this even a question??

Coffee obviously

What biscuit though?"

Cookies! But only with the first one. Then just coffee does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a latte right now thanks x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Sex please

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Coffee please. Its too cold to get my kit off "

I could make it and bring it to bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee pls

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I've just had a coffee, so that's an easy question to answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then sex pls

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

:rolls over, pulls duvet back over head and pretends I didn't hear the question:

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By *ust_FlynnMan
over a year ago

St Neots

Why does there have to be a choice? Is both an option? I’m greedy

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Coffee before everything

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Coffee and biscuit, then sex.

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Coffee first

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to be greedy here and say sex then coffee then more sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with coffee.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I don't like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex with coffee."

Perv

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

Just a coffee and a bit of classic music for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex with coffee.

Perv"

I like coffee, if I met the right kind…

Or was it coffee with sex??..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I don't like coffee. Weetabix and mill. Will that do?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Milk, even!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Right now sex, I can order coffee for delivery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had too much coffee now so can I just have a spoon please

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Frothy coffee please

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Had too much coffee now so can I just have a spoon please

I love spooning x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m just sipping a coffee so I’ll have the sex

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A donut

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A donut

Glazed?

LvM

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By *astlincscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

Coffee please.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"A donut

Glazed?

LvM"

Im in the mood for sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t like coffee (or tea), so easy choice

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm putting my order in for sex, with the aroma of coffee in the background. Can anyone oblige?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee is horrible.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now sex, I can order coffee for delivery!"

Shame you’re not closer, you could order me for delivery lol

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By *otwifestaggCouple
over a year ago

colne

Coffee good.

Baileys better.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t like coffee (or tea), so easy choice "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee good.

Baileys better."

I have had a Baileys version of an Irish coffee, best combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always coffee. I’m disappointed when I’m invited back for coffee and there isn’t any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer sex, thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex please xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A donut

Glazed?

LvM

Im in the mood for sprinkles

Sorry, not sure my balls can do sprinkles

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on who the sex was with

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Depends on who the sex was with

If you're looking for a volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee at this present moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex please

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

Feel like crap !

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Any chance of a cuppa tea and a custard cream?

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By *azza80Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Frothy sex???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. Coffee. Sex. It's Sunday

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cuppa tea and a fumble?

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

Depends on the coffee, depends on the sex.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

Cuppa Tea and stem ginger biscuit, ta.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I’m just putting the kettle on. Which do you fancy, coffee or sex?"

Is the sex loose leaf or in a bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently coffee

I feel sleepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 words

Coffee Flavoured Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my coffee, just need the sex now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody want extra cream with their coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be coffee as I never get sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be really greedy and have a coffee ( dunkable biscuit, followed by sex. Just putting it out there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"3 words

Coffee Flavoured Condoms

That sounds like a yeast infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 words

Coffee Flavoured Condoms

That sounds like a yeast infection"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please.....been on it all day

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Can I be really greedy and have a coffee ( dunkable biscuit, followed by sex. Just putting it out there

Will you be having a cigar afterwards?

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