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"Pint of Guinness cheers chief. " ohh I love it when the best is ordered first,, Its on a settle there sir Drop it to you when its ready to go. | |||
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"Grogs. Pint of Stella with a shot of vodka please "you want me to stand you outside in the rain for 10 minutes,, Now here's a shot of Finlandia while you rethink your order | |||
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"Good evening How about the Manhattan bar" can't be that, I lived there for years, 2 cheezy for me,, | |||
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"The Let Me Inn "I like it. | |||
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"And when I've thrown that up on the toilet floor I'll pull myself together and have a berry gin with prosecco and a linocello dash please "ohh jesus lol | |||
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"The Green Dragon! Rhubarb gin for me "that would confust our Welsh locals, And you got it sir | |||
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"The No Stella Cellar " I like it, maybe translate that to Irish so ó ly the locals would know its meaning, | |||
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"I’ll have an old fashioned please " right on it sir | |||
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"The Open Thighs Can I get a bag of pork scratchings and a bottle of prosecco, one glass please "Have you done your nails yet | |||
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"The Sexy Inn. I’ll have a bottle of jäger please "a mini bottle  | |||
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"The Open Thighs Can I get a bag of pork scratchings and a bottle of prosecco, one glass please
Have you done your nails yet "Still up there.... | |||
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"I’ll have an old fashioned please right on it sir" Much appreciated. Cheers | |||
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"The Cattle Market. " the bar is UK based, so we can't call it that, not with the local sub par beef industry, now if it was West a few hundred miles that be the winner | |||
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"The Open Thighs Can I get a bag of pork scratchings and a bottle of prosecco, one glass please
Have you done your nails yet
Still up there.... "Do you think it will come out with a cherry on the top | |||
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Please may I have a Gordon’s and Ice? "canitempyou to try a premier gin Instead??? | |||
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Please may I have a Gordon’s and Ice? canitempyou to try a premier gin Instead??? "You can tempt me with anything | |||
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"Two pints of San Miguel and 2 Pernod lemonade's please. "ohhhh do I allow San Miguel,, naaaaa its piss as well may even be worse than Stella, how about 2 Galician beers with yer Pernod folks,, | |||
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And how about The Bartenders Delight for a name? | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks " you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? | |||
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"The Open Thighs Can I get a bag of pork scratchings and a bottle of prosecco, one glass please
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"The Open Thighs Can I get a bag of pork scratchings and a bottle of prosecco, one glass please "coming right up, Might need help with the scratchings, new concept for me,, | |||
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"The Slippit Inn " I like it | |||
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"The Cock and Balls. I'll have a gin by the way
LvM"would you like to try a new one,, I have a new apricot one from southern Spain, quite delish | |||
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"The Cum Inn And I will have a double vodka and please! " and coming right up there a bottle of Finlandia open on the bar actually | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? " Perfect and they fine I spend so long on them they have callus on them  | |||
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"The Open Thighs Can I get a bag of pork scratchings and a bottle of prosecco, one glass please coming right up,
Might need help with the scratchings, new concept for me,,
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"Good evening barman. Do hope you have had a nice day. May i have a captain morgans neat please
And how about The Bartenders Delight for a name?"I like it,, and Coming right up madame | |||
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Please may I have a Gordon’s and Ice? canitempyou to try a premier gin Instead???
You can tempt me with anything "ohh in that case you want to try a Ginger Irish cream | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? Perfect and they fine I spend so long on them they have callus on them "ohhh sexy out,,, pickable??? | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? Perfect and they fine I spend so long on them they have callus on them ohhh sexy out,,, pickable??? "No there’s carpet burns on top off them ha ha | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? Perfect and they fine I spend so long on them they have callus on them ohhh sexy out,,, pickable???
No there’s carpet burns on top off them ha ha "lol, | |||
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"Has everyone got their Drinks,, Ye lot have had a thirsty day, that was some opening 30 minutes,, I need a shot myself, Opening a bottle of XO Patron, who wants to join me, " Go on then I'll share my pork scratchings with you  | |||
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"Snowball please "ahh a Christmas special, coming right up maam | |||
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"Snowball please "I’ll have a pint please …. ( cheekily throws a small snow ball at sweet ) | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? Perfect and they fine I spend so long on them they have callus on them ohhh sexy out,,, pickable???
No there’s carpet burns on top off them ha ha lol, "Think the good image is gone now and everyone know I am a emmm | |||
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"Has everyone got their Drinks,, Ye lot have had a thirsty day, that was some opening 30 minutes,, I need a shot myself, Opening a bottle of XO Patron, who wants to join me, Go on then I'll share my pork scratchings with you ",, are you sure you can handle a coffee tequila right now, lol | |||
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"Has everyone got their Drinks,, Ye lot have had a thirsty day, that was some opening 30 minutes,, I need a shot myself, Opening a bottle of XO Patron, who wants to join me, Go on then I'll share my pork scratchings with you ,, are you sure you can handle a coffee tequila right now, lol"Nope | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? Perfect and they fine I spend so long on them they have callus on them ohhh sexy out,,, pickable???
No there’s carpet burns on top off them ha ha lol,
Think the good image is gone now and everyone know I am a emmm ", no1 cares about that In here, You are loved for just being you, and your gramafone winding skills, | |||
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"Has everyone got their Drinks,, Ye lot have had a thirsty day, that was some opening 30 minutes,, I need a shot myself, Opening a bottle of XO Patron, who wants to join me, Go on then I'll share my pork scratchings with you ,, are you sure you can handle a coffee tequila right now, lol
Nope ",, can I suggest a brandy/port, settle ya, | |||
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"The Green Dragon! Rhubarb gin for me that would confust our Welsh locals,
And you got it sir"Thankies | |||
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"Call it 'The Dark O'clock'. Pint of Guinness for me, and I'll get a round in for any ladies present " coming right up sir, ill throw a few beer mats in front of them so when they are ready for their next ill nodd them in your direction | |||
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"Has everyone got their Drinks,, Ye lot have had a thirsty day, that was some opening 30 minutes,, I need a shot myself, Opening a bottle of XO Patron, who wants to join me, Go on then I'll share my pork scratchings with you ,, are you sure you can handle a coffee tequila right now, lol
Nope ,, can I suggest a brandy/port, settle ya, "I'll take a brandy but only by a roaring fire thank you Ambassador. | |||
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"Good evening innkeep. I still have a bit of a hangover from your very strong measures last night and most enjoyable they were too. Could I have a cold pint of your finest continental large please. " I just got a Leffe tap installed today, along with a blue moon, You handle a pint of either? | |||
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"Has everyone got their Drinks,, Ye lot have had a thirsty day, that was some opening 30 minutes,, I need a shot myself, Opening a bottle of XO Patron, who wants to join me, Go on then I'll share my pork scratchings with you ,, are you sure you can handle a coffee tequila right now, lol
Nope ,, can I suggest a brandy/port, settle ya,
I'll take a brandy but only by a roaring fire thank you Ambassador. "look to your left madam the fire is always lit,, maple logs burning tonight with a few dogs of Turf for that homely aroma, | |||
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"Call it 'The Dark O'clock'. Pint of Guinness for me, and I'll get a round in for any ladies present coming right up sir, ill throw a few beer mats in front of them so when they are ready for their next ill nodd them in your direction "What a top fella | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? Perfect and they fine I spend so long on them they have callus on them ohhh sexy out,,, pickable???
No there’s carpet burns on top off them ha ha lol,
Think the good image is gone now and everyone know I am a emmm , no1 cares about that In here,
You are loved for just being you, and your gramafone winding skills, "Awwwsome and awww thank you | |||
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"Dear Mr. Ambassador, please may I have a large Martin Miller's gin with some Indian Tonic Water. Thank you muchly." that's a new one for me, Coming right up sir. | |||
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"Good evening innkeep. I still have a bit of a hangover from your very strong measures last night and most enjoyable they were too. Could I have a cold pint of your finest continental large please. I just got a Leffe tap installed today, along with a blue moon, You handle a pint of either? " I am partial to a Blue Moon innkeep. May I start with that then I will try the Leffe. | |||
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"Sins I am a regular I take my nominal jd and cola and we settle up and the end off the night in the back if you catch my drift ha ha thanks you got it madame, and how's the knees after last night? Perfect and they fine I spend so long on them they have callus on them ohhh sexy out,,, pickable???
No there’s carpet burns on top off them ha ha lol,
Think the good image is gone now and everyone know I am a emmm , no1 cares about that In here,
You are loved for just being you, and your gramafone winding skills,
Awwwsome and awww thank you "I'm not a total hard ass ya no I do have a soft side,, on weekends mostly | |||
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"The sticky Vicky  "I saw her a few times in Benidorm. | |||
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"The sticky Vicky "I like it,, | |||
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"Good evening innkeep. I still have a bit of a hangover from your very strong measures last night and most enjoyable they were too. Could I have a cold pint of your finest continental large please. I just got a Leffe tap installed today, along with a blue moon, You handle a pint of either? I am partial to a Blue Moon innkeep. May I start with that then I will try the Leffe. " with or without the lemon? | |||
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"I'll have a whisky please in your best tumbler How about 'drink me dry' "ohh I'd love 2,, Ohh shit you ment the name of the bar,,
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Oh and a bottle of your finest white sweet wine please | |||
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"Good evening innkeep. I still have a bit of a hangover from your very strong measures last night and most enjoyable they were too. Could I have a cold pint of your finest continental large please. I just got a Leffe tap installed today, along with a blue moon, You handle a pint of either? I am partial to a Blue Moon innkeep. May I start with that then I will try the Leffe. with or without the lemon? " Without please. I'm a Scotsman we don't do healthy food.  | |||
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We will have a couple of JD's over here when your ready bar keep and a drink for your good self | |||
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Oh and a bottle of your finest white sweet wine please "I have a lovely bottle of Jose Pariente Verdejo there if madame likes a sweet Spanish, | |||
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"Good evening innkeep. I still have a bit of a hangover from your very strong measures last night and most enjoyable they were too. Could I have a cold pint of your finest continental large please. I just got a Leffe tap installed today, along with a blue moon, You handle a pint of either? I am partial to a Blue Moon innkeep. May I start with that then I will try the Leffe. with or without the lemon? Without please. I'm a Scotsman we don't do healthy food. "lol Man after my own heat, on the house for my Celt brother, | |||
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"The anything goes place
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Jose Pariente Verdejo there if madame likes a sweet Spanish, "I do indeed | |||
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"The Ambassadors Arms
We will have a couple of JD's over here when your ready bar keep and a drink for your good self "I'll drink to that fks, cheers/ Slainte | |||
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"Good evening innkeep. I still have a bit of a hangover from your very strong measures last night and most enjoyable they were too. Could I have a cold pint of your finest continental large please. I just got a Leffe tap installed today, along with a blue moon, You handle a pint of either? I am partial to a Blue Moon innkeep. May I start with that then I will try the Leffe. with or without the lemon? Without please. I'm a Scotsman we don't do healthy food. lol
Man after my own heat, on the house for my Celt brother, "Thank you very much innkeep. | |||
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I do indeed "I might join you, I'm more of a strong earthy white wine guy myself but one must know ónes wears, | |||
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"Is there a Twilight Zone pinball machine in here?" there is, in the corner behind the stuffed Moose, and yes that is a real saddle on him,, don't ask. | |||
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"The naked stumble inn And ill take a thatchers gold with a vodka lemonade chaser please landlord " you got it my man, | |||
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I do indeed I might join you, I'm more of a strong earthy white wine guy myself but one must know ónes wears, "I may just have to try a strong earthy one | |||
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"The anything goes place
Oh and a bottle of your finest white sweet wine please I have a lovely bottle of
Jose Pariente Verdejo there if madame likes a sweet Spanish,
I do indeed I might join you, I'm more of a strong earthy white wine guy myself but one must know ónes wears,
I may just have to try a strong earthy one ", well in that case can I suggest a Albariño from the Rías Baixas region or a very strong Donnafugata from Sicilia,? | |||
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"The anything goes place
Oh and a bottle of your finest white sweet wine please I have a lovely bottle of
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I do indeed I might join you, I'm more of a strong earthy white wine guy myself but one must know ónes wears,
I may just have to try a strong earthy one , well in that case can I suggest a Albariño from the Rías Baixas region or a very strong Donnafugata from Sicilia,? "I shall try what ever you choose | |||
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"The anything goes place
Oh and a bottle of your finest white sweet wine please I have a lovely bottle of
Jose Pariente Verdejo there if madame likes a sweet Spanish,
I do indeed I might join you, I'm more of a strong earthy white wine guy myself but one must know ónes wears,
I may just have to try a strong earthy one , well in that case can I suggest a Albariño from the Rías Baixas region or a very strong Donnafugata from Sicilia,?
I shall try what ever you choose "let's try the sweet one first, and move up to the good stuff. | |||
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"Why hello again! May I suggest "Soccer". Short and sweet. "ahhhh lol You mean Ballerinas ball, | |||
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"Why hello again! May I suggest "Soccer". Short and sweet. ahhhh lol
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"Why hello again! May I suggest "Soccer". Short and sweet. ahhhh lol
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"That Blue Moon was very tasty innkeep. Would you be so kind as to pour me a Leffe please?" I'll get this one. Do you think Dieu is coming? | |||
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"The anything goes place
Oh and a bottle of your finest white sweet wine please I have a lovely bottle of
Jose Pariente Verdejo there if madame likes a sweet Spanish,
I do indeed I might join you, I'm more of a strong earthy white wine guy myself but one must know ónes wears,
I may just have to try a strong earthy one , well in that case can I suggest a Albariño from the Rías Baixas region or a very strong Donnafugata from Sicilia,?
I shall try what ever you choose let's try the sweet one first, and move up to the good stuff. "Nice one | |||
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"The naked stumble inn And ill take a thatchers gold with a vodka lemonade chaser please landlord you got it my man, " Why thank you kind sir ,good health ,salut | |||
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"Why hello again! May I suggest "Soccer". Short and sweet. ahhhh lol
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"Why hello again! May I suggest "Soccer". Short and sweet. ahhhh lol
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I believe you're quoting Davie.
Moi? "Vous!! | |||
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"The naked stumble inn And ill take a thatchers gold with a vodka lemonade chaser please landlord you got it my man, Why thank you kind sir ,good health ,salut " Salinte | |||
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"Why hello again! May I suggest "Soccer". Short and sweet. ahhhh lol
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"That Blue Moon was very tasty innkeep. Would you be so kind as to pour me a Leffe please? I'll get this one. Do you think Dieu is coming?" not sure, she spent the day in the underground city today,, she might have got lost, lol | |||
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"That Blue Moon was very tasty innkeep. Would you be so kind as to pour me a Leffe please?" Coming right at you my man | |||
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"Why hello again! May I suggest "Soccer". Short and sweet. ahhhh lol
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"hi OP i'll have another of those aunt Roberta's pub name: Jungle VIP " coming right up my good man And welcome back. | |||
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"The Swingers arms. Can I have a large glass of Malbec please" I like it And sure thing | |||
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"Another Guinness please " you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lol | |||
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"Double old J tiki fire water and full fat cola please " you got it Folks,, | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lol" as long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect " it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, " as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy | |||
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"Fun society pink gin and lemonade please x " Puerto De Indias coming right up, enjoy | |||
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"The dick pit" lol,, I like it, but Stella would be served in there, no that's a no, | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10" You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes! | |||
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"And a Sauvignon Blanc for the little lady" you got it, | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!" ??? | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? " Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer" it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,, | |||
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"“The Upside-down Pineapple”" after last night's thread on pineapple and bums,, that's a no | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,, "Get me another Guinness please. When is the bingo on? | |||
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"I cannot stand Stella,it would be banned" I'm with you, it's awful stuff. Called wife beater up here  | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,,
Get me another Guinness please. When is the bingo on?"Bingo,, Ahh lol Across the street in the old folks home | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,,
Get me another Guinness please. When is the bingo on?"Guinness on the settle, wont be long | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,,
Get me another Guinness please. When is the bingo on?Bingo,,
Ahh lol
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"G&T for Sam pp lol please and kraken spiced rum and ginger beer for me please "ohhh yeah, wbooo now we are talking folks,, uno momento,, | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,,
Get me another Guinness please. When is the bingo on?Bingo,,
Ahh lol
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Oh, it's a younger crowd in tonight then "it's still alive and sexy crowns in every night, Bi go is for those sunburned in the Costa de Sol. And the almost dead, | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,,
Get me another Guinness please. When is the bingo on?Bingo,,
Ahh lol
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Oh, it's a younger crowd in tonight then it's still alive and sexy crowns in every night, Bi go is for those sunburned in the Costa de Sol. And the almost dead, ".....Davie, hold my coat | |||
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"I cannot stand Stella,it would be banned" Stella was muck 20 years when the Belgians brewed it and they knew what they were doing, its piss in a glass now for sure that it's brewed here, no idea why people drink it, | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,,
Get me another Guinness please. When is the bingo on?Bingo,,
Ahh lol
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"I cannot stand Stella,it would be banned Stella was muck 20 years when the Belgians brewed it and they knew what they were doing, its piss in a glass now for sure that it's brewed here, no idea why people drink it, " Had a glass, once. Never again. Tasted under brewed and stale | |||
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"How about The Fumble Inn? Please can I have a glass of white wine... let's make it a large one, I am feeling naughty
NBVN x"we got 3 great bottles opened at the mo 1 sicilian 2 spanish Call it madame | |||
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"How about The Fumble Inn? Please can I have a glass of white wine... let's make it a large one, I am feeling naughty
NBVN x"I like it, but an Irish pub can't be called an Inn, | |||
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"How about The Fumble Inn? Please can I have a glass of white wine... let's make it a large one, I am feeling naughty
NBVN x I like it, but an Irish pub can't be called an Inn, "Ooh that's interesting, educate me Mr Ambassador please ... why is that? NBVN x | |||
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"How about The Fumble Inn? Please can I have a glass of white wine... let's make it a large one, I am feeling naughty
NBVN x we got 3 great bottles opened at the mo
1 sicilian
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Call it madame"Let's go Sicilian as a nod to my Italian heritage
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"That Blue Moon was very tasty innkeep. Would you be so kind as to pour me a Leffe please? Coming right at you my man" Gosh it is very tasty innkeep. | |||
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"That Blue Moon was very tasty innkeep. Would you be so kind as to pour me a Leffe please? I'll get this one. Do you think Dieu is coming? not sure, she spent the day in the underground city today,, she might have got lost, lol "She will be drinking cocktails and breaking hearts. | |||
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"How about The Fumble Inn? Please can I have a glass of white wine... let's make it a large one, I am feeling naughty
NBVN x I like it, but an Irish pub can't be called an Inn,
Ooh that's interesting, educate me Mr Ambassador please ... why is that?
NBVN x"it's just a local thing for us where I'm crom We had a great old school pub but it was bought and revamped to high end bar and restaurant and renamed with the blank blank Inn as its title Locals went nuts, it always stuck with me,, its less of a personal touch so they said. | |||
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"Another Guinness please you got it Sir, this keg is fresh off the boat from Limerick lolas long as its in a quiet country pub it will be perfect it's a country stone wall built oak beamed irish bar with victorian leather furniture, but it ain't Quiet, We have 3 snugs if sir would perfer to drink alone, as long as there's a full blown session and sing song ill be happy music starts at 10 You didn't mention you'd got a turn coming on! Yes!??? Sorry, Yorkshire speak for a band or singer it's an Irish bar full of not Irish, or course there is live music,, how else can we educate ye without ye realising it,,
Get me another Guinness please. When is the bingo on?Bingo,,
Ahh lol
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"That Blue Moon was very tasty innkeep. Would you be so kind as to pour me a Leffe please? Coming right at you my man Gosh it is very tasty innkeep. "great but strong beer | |||
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"How about The Fumble Inn? Please can I have a glass of white wine... let's make it a large one, I am feeling naughty
NBVN x we got 3 great bottles opened at the mo
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Call it madame
Let's go Sicilian as a nod to my Italian heritage
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