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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

to your right hand is going up your bottom

What is it

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"to your right hand is going up your bottom

What is it

Loo brush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to your right hand is going up your bottom

What is it

Loo brush

Oh dear

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

A fleecy blanket

soft and fluffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maltesers

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

My cat Gary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fleecy blanket

soft and fluffy

Can we share Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fleecy blanket

soft and fluffy

Can we share Babs

Sounds like a plan. When are you free?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A bottle of nail polish

hiya cheeky

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maltesers "

They won’t look any different when they pop out then

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"to your right hand is going up your bottom

What is it

Relived now I went for the iPhone Mini when I upgraded last….

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"A fleecy blanket

soft and fluffy

Can we share Babs

Of course, pick Donis up on your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iPhone 13 pro max

That’s a easy one not to big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Maltesers "

Storage location for your sweets x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint glass

Is it full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint glass

Better go watch 1 man 1 jar first eye bleach will be in need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My notebook

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

Oh no, Gary’s gonna get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maltesers "

Out of mars bars?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Christ,an electric radiator!

It may bring a new meaning to be "a hot woman"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fleecy blanket

soft and fluffy

Can we share Babs

Sounds like a plan. When are you free? "

Right now, I’ll just get Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp! "

I think I just clenched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A water bottle.

Can I not…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

Gary up the Gary.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

TV remote!

Ouchy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!

I think I just clenched

I know I am

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Oh Christ,an electric radiator!

It may bring a new meaning to be "a hot woman""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!

I think I just clenched

Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!

I think I just clenched

Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs

It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of nail polish

hiya cheeky

Oooooooooooooooooffffffffttttttttt DC. Waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A computer monitor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!

I think I just clenched

Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs

It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote

I’m just try’s to change channels with my Xbox controller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I'm holding my phone in my right hand....

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Mister Kipling. Or his lemon slices to be more exact

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!

I think I just clenched

Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs

It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote

I’m just try’s to change channels with my Xbox controller

You’ll have to remove it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!

I think I just clenched

Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs

It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote

I’m just try’s to change channels with my Xbox controller

You’ll have to remove it first

I’m clenching

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I'm holding my phone in my right hand...."

We’ll see you later then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot radiator. I cannot even fit a finger up mine leg alone that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hammer

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

16” MacBook Pro

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Well it's small and a reasonable shape so no problem slipping it up, but I really wanted to paint my nails with that varnish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wall

How’s that going in

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"16” MacBook Pro

This could be worth a watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hammer

I’ll try the handle end first

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"to your right hand is going up your bottom

What is it

Your profile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hammer

Thor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

set of golf clubs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"My cat Gary

..poor Gary

She will not be amused and her claws are pretty sharp!

I think I just clenched

Did a bit of blanket pop out Babs

It’s ok, I’ll pop it back in with the sky remote

I’m just try’s to change channels with my Xbox controller

You’ll have to remove it first

I’m clenching

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A computer monitor

Photo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone. At least it vibrates… I guess

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"16” MacBook Pro

This could be worth a watch

Prime time Saturday night viewing. Who needs that boxing match later huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hammer

I’ll try the handle end first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it's small and a reasonable shape so no problem slipping it up, but I really wanted to paint my nails with that varnish

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Can of monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right you lot, enjoy your bum fun

. I’m off to get my Xbox controller back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of monster

What's that coming out of your bum? Is it a Monster?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Are you related to Nostrodamus OP? It's toilet paper

LvM

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Pair of trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of thatchers haze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 2ft high glass vase

I’ve heard of being torn a new arsehole but that’s on a whole different plane of f’ked up!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

A sky remote.

And I’m actually using it to change channels,not as a measuring device

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Samsung Galaxy Tablet

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"A 2ft high glass vase

I’ve heard of being torn a new arsehole but that’s on a whole different plane of f’ked up!

I shall send you flowers my friend,might take the edge off it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"to your right hand is going up your bottom

What is it

My laptop is a little too big to go in my rectum I feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sky remote.

And I’m actually using it to change channels,not as a measuring device

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 2 pint bierkeller glass tankard

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"A 2 pint bierkeller glass tankard

That’s going to hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hammer

I’ll try the handle end first

Coward!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beer - it's Saturday night

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My phone so better put it on vibrate.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

A Mitsubishi L200

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

My right leg, that’s going to be tricky, and quite sore too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My laptop... need several bottles of lube for this its gonna be a real squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Mitsubishi L200

You could start with the gearstick, or maybe the towbar

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A slow cooker....

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"A Mitsubishi L200

You could start with the gearstick, or maybe the towbar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of coffee. I might wait until it’s gone cold though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone, thankfully I had just switched scrolling hands or else it was going to be the radiator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bedside cabinet...

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's now my husband. There's a possibility it could happen

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