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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I don’t know why, but I decided to watch the Texas chainsaw massacre on Netflix. What another load of shite.

A chainsaw that when not cutting makes no noise and is silent. A bad guy with superhuman strength that even after being shot with a shotgun point blank carries on moving. I need to stop watching turd like this.

Does anyone have any suggestions for good films?

And what are the stupidest plot holes you have seen in a film?

I mean titanic, that floating bit of wood was big enough for the both of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John wick

The kimber 1911

He wouldn’t have been able to shoot him

As the kimber 1911 is notorious for feed jaming

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Karate Kid in the tournament it’s stated no blows to the head, so he wins the bout with a kick to his opponents head

Armageddon, honestly you can’t train an astronaut to drill a hole ?

Watching The Courier tonight on Prime, Benedict Cumberbatch film. Do like a spy film and it looks quite good from the trailer.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

The ~28 mile long runway in one of the Fast and Furious films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless the firing pin is upgraded and the feed clutch is swapped for browning or custom.

But yeah, kimberley are not very good.cheaply made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 80’s classic ‘Iron Eagle’

Grizzly old pilot teaches a civilian teenager to fly an F-16 fighter jet in the space of a few days…….

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


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Armageddon, honestly you can’t train an astronaut to drill a hole ?

"

People ask me what I do offshore, I ask them if they've seen Armageddon . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you train dolphins or are you a rigger

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Every film. In fact its worse than plot holes. The dialogue actually makes no sense.

If you listen to it closely, its drivel. Doesn't track and adds nothing. I can't watch films anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Megaconda' a giant snake that lives in a cave, girls in short skirts screaming & special effects that look like ive done.

snake eats a girl comically

Snake has light up eyeballs

snake gets shot

the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Megaconda' a giant snake that lives in a cave, girls in short skirts screaming & special effects that look like ive done.

snake eats a girl comically

Snake has light up eyeballs

snake gets shot

the end "

I kind of want to watch this film now.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"'Megaconda' a giant snake that lives in a cave, girls in short skirts screaming & special effects that look like ive done.

snake eats a girl comically

Snake has light up eyeballs

snake gets shot

the end

I kind of want to watch this film now. "

Make sure you are wearing shorts when you do.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Do you train dolphins or are you a rigger"

I'm not Ace Ventura

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One has to ask, I wasn't a fan of rigs .

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Fans of The Big Bang Theory will know this one…

Raiders of the lost ark: Indiana Jones plays no role in the outcome of the story. ... If he weren't in the movie, the Nazis would still have found the Ark, taken it to the island, opened it up, and all died, just like they did.”

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking


"John wick

The kimber 1911

He wouldn’t have been able to shoot him

As the kimber 1911 is notorious for feed jaming "

There's actually some amazing attention to detail regarding that; it does jam in one scene so in every subsequent scene that he reloads a Kimber he checks it before firing, but doesn't check any other pistols.

My plot hole, was watching Pacific Rim the other day, they use giant robots to fight the Kaiju but the robots have guns/cannons on them that work very well, so why not put those on the giant wall they're building?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house


"John wick

The kimber 1911

He wouldn’t have been able to shoot him

As the kimber 1911 is notorious for feed jaming "

Re-watch the scene. He checks to to make sure is doesn’t jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John wick

The kimber 1911

He wouldn’t have been able to shoot him

As the kimber 1911 is notorious for feed jaming

There's actually some amazing attention to detail regarding that; it does jam in one scene so in every subsequent scene that he reloads a Kimber he checks it before firing, but doesn't check any other pistols.

My plot hole, was watching Pacific Rim the other day, they use giant robots to fight the Kaiju but the robots have guns/cannons on them that work very well, so why not put those on the giant wall they're building? "

Come on your ruineing the 1911 meme

Ok new one

Lord off war

Ak will not fire if it’s covered in dirt

It will jam the bolt open if the dust cover is open

Witch it needs to be to fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John wick

The kimber 1911

He wouldn’t have been able to shoot him

As the kimber 1911 is notorious for feed jaming

Re-watch the scene. He checks to to make sure is doesn’t jam. "

He should have just gotten a high point instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a plot hole, but why is it that in every horror film, no matter how fast the scantily clad female runs away, the slowly lumbering baddy always catches up with her?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Not really a plot hole, but why is it that in every horror film, no matter how fast the scantily clad female runs away, the slowly lumbering baddy always catches up with her?"

Because he runs when the camera is not on him of course. I thought that was obvious.

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking


"John wick

The kimber 1911

He wouldn’t have been able to shoot him

As the kimber 1911 is notorious for feed jaming

There's actually some amazing attention to detail regarding that; it does jam in one scene so in every subsequent scene that he reloads a Kimber he checks it before firing, but doesn't check any other pistols.

My plot hole, was watching Pacific Rim the other day, they use giant robots to fight the Kaiju but the robots have guns/cannons on them that work very well, so why not put those on the giant wall they're building?

Come on your ruineing the 1911 meme

Ok new one

Lord off war

Ak will not fire if it’s covered in dirt

It will jam the bolt open if the dust cover is open

Witch it needs to be to fire

"

Is that a plot hole, or him just doing the used car salesman style exaggeration to make sales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Megaconda' a giant snake that lives in a cave, girls in short skirts screaming & special effects that look like ive done.

snake eats a girl comically

Snake has light up eyeballs

snake gets shot

the end

I kind of want to watch this film now. "

Do it! You need to see MEGACONDA atleast once in your life! There must be a trailer on youtube, failing that google images gives a good incite

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fun fact: the majority of people don't actually know what a plot hole is, and tend to just spout out random things that they can't make sense of themselves (despite it actually having an explanation) , or mistake them for a plot contrivance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aks will fire in almost any circumstance, chinese o es are crap mind you but soviet stamped as are indestructible

In Africa there are a shit tonne of knock off aks made with crap metals, most disintegrate,explode when misfire or don't fire at all. That's where thee writer got lazy.

Same goes for ammo.

China have interests in mining in Africa and flooded the market with guns years ago, it's in there interest wars rage as it diverts attention from strip mining

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Sharknado wtf

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The 1981 TV movie Goliath Awaits.

Divers exploring a wartime sunken ship find its inhabited by passengers 100 m below the sea.

Amazingly they survived in the sealed ship and landed next to a warm underwater volcano which gives the ship heat. Plus the captain had been on a hydroponics course so could grow veg etc. Plus they had the kit to turn seawater into drinkable water.

Of course all it’s not well with a secret euthanasia program and some passengers holding out in another part of the ship.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The 1981 TV movie Goliath Awaits.

Divers exploring a wartime sunken ship find its inhabited by passengers 100 m below the sea.

Amazingly they survived in the sealed ship and landed next to a warm underwater volcano which gives the ship heat. Plus the captain had been on a hydroponics course so could grow veg etc. Plus they had the kit to turn seawater into drinkable water.

Of course all it’s not well with a secret euthanasia program and some passengers holding out in another part of the ship.

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Sounds terrible lol

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Fave Off. The whole thing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The end of the latest Bond.

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By *hloetTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

I think at a certain point all movies become unbelievable. I used to love rom-coms now I'm like - So they met had one date and fell madly in love? Stfu! Same with any action movie when you see some guy running round killing countless people without getting one single scratch? Stfu! or in sci-fy when they try and spout off some complete nonsense as science. The moon is falling from the sky? Stfu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John wick

The kimber 1911

He wouldn’t have been able to shoot him

As the kimber 1911 is notorious for feed jaming

There's actually some amazing attention to detail regarding that; it does jam in one scene so in every subsequent scene that he reloads a Kimber he checks it before firing, but doesn't check any other pistols.

My plot hole, was watching Pacific Rim the other day, they use giant robots to fight the Kaiju but the robots have guns/cannons on them that work very well, so why not put those on the giant wall they're building?

Come on your ruineing the 1911 meme

Ok new one

Lord off war

Ak will not fire if it’s covered in dirt

It will jam the bolt open if the dust cover is open

Witch it needs to be to fire

Is that a plot hole, or him just doing the used car salesman style exaggeration to make sales. "

Plot hole for shour Garand Thumb set ak community on fire 3 weeks ago

When he tested a bunch off stuff in a mud test

Ar-15 didn’t jam the ak jammed badly

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Every film. In fact its worse than plot holes. The dialogue actually makes no sense.

If you listen to it closely, its drivel. Doesn't track and adds nothing. I can't watch films anymore. "

The dialogue in Casablanca is brilliant.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"That 80’s classic ‘Iron Eagle’

Grizzly old pilot teaches a civilian teenager to fly an F-16 fighter jet in the space of a few days……. "

CW Lemoine is a pilot and Youtuber. He's got a few things to say about TopGun too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many movies require you to switch off your brain, otherwise you'd never finish watching them as the majority are totally unrealistic.

Treat it as if your watching a theatre show As its all fake as.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

No one ever uses a mouse in films, it's always a touch typing hacker at 60 wpm.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"Karate Kid in the tournament it’s stated no blows to the head, so he wins the bout with a kick to his opponents head

Armageddon, honestly you can’t train an astronaut to drill a hole ?

Watching The Courier tonight on Prime, Benedict Cumberbatch film. Do like a spy film and it looks quite good from the trailer. "

I think taekwondo has that rule.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

John Connor was conceived in the first film (1984) and this year is even referred to in the film's opening monologue. The "present day" referenced in the same monologue would be 1991 when JC would be 7 years old...but he's clearly portrayed in the film as being a teenager.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Horizon Line" on Netflix is the biggest load of hyper-contrived bovine excrement ever to have film wasted on it.

Climbing out of a small plane to fix stuff in mid air? Has anyone tried to stand up in 90 mph wind? Do not waste a minute of your life watching it.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Plot hole..?

Any movie with time travel.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

American schol kids never carry books in bags, nor does it rain.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

47 Metres Down.

At 47 metres, the air in that scuba cylinder would last a calm person 19 minutes. At her rate of panic, I'd reckon less than 5 minutes.

But the film managed to be 90 minutes of utter crapness.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"47 Metres Down.

At 47 metres, the air in that scuba cylinder would last a calm person 19 minutes. At her rate of panic, I'd reckon less than 5 minutes.

But the film managed to be 90 minutes of utter crapness."

Air diving bottom time at 47 metres would be less than 10 minutes unless they were going to do stops on the ascent. At 50m they would get nitrogen narcosis. 90m? They must be mad and dead!

Thanks for the warning.

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