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By *he love cats OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Just looked at my car and it's filthy, if I cleaned it now it would be stinking within a few days, especially being white it's disheartening. Usually I do it myself when I get some spare time. Got me thinking do you clean your own car's, get someone else to do it or use the automatic ones at the petrol stations?

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

The rain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my own on my drive usually when weather is good , otherwise it’s the BP jet wash ..

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Mine is generally tidy but sometimes I pay for a mini valet.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I just find some big puddles and drive fast through them.

Once a year at service/MOT time it gets an underside pressure wash with the machine from work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daily landy defender doesnt get cleaned they do it when it gets serviced

I do My classics but only drive them in summer

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Me, I do love a snow foam Sunday.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I don’t do cars, windows or recycling these are things I rely on others for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Albanian lads down the road.

They do a grand job for a fiver

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

£15 mini valet every two weeks at the local hand car wash.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I do my own, I dont trust anyone else to do it properly after watching a guy in a hand car wash drop his lambswool mitt onto the dirty ground which was covered in grit and shitty brown water then pick it up and rub it straight over another cars roof....fuck that!!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I use the Syrian hand car wash it’s amazing , inside and out for £10, they have such attention to detail , spend ages on the alloys and inside looks and smells like a full valet. They have a really good kitchen too so you can get a good healthy lunch for an extra £3-4 while you wait

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough


"Just looked at my car and it's filthy, if I cleaned it now it would be stinking within a few days, especially being white it's disheartening. Usually I do it myself when I get some spare time. Got me thinking do you clean your own car's, get someone else to do it or use the automatic ones at the petrol stations?"

I get my car valeted every 3-4 weeks (inside and out) by a local company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, not getting the local scratch wash to do my cars. Make a right mess of the paintwork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"Just looked at my car and it's filthy, if I cleaned it now it would be stinking within a few days, especially being white it's disheartening. Usually I do it myself when I get some spare time. Got me thinking do you clean your own car's, get someone else to do it or use the automatic ones at the petrol stations?"
god cleans mine and been doing it very well for the last few days,,

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I never clean my car, my stepson sometimes cleans it when he does his.

Other than that, I let thd rain do it's best. My car is looking pretty clean at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one now my kids are older and have realised 50p for all that work isnt a great deal

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If I clean it the dirt leaving might dislodge the rust that is holding it together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just looked at my car and it's filthy, if I cleaned it now it would be stinking within a few days, especially being white it's disheartening. Usually I do it myself when I get some spare time. Got me thinking do you clean your own car's, get someone else to do it or use the automatic ones at the petrol stations?"

I use a valeter who comes twice a year to clean the inside and I use auto valet to wash the outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else.

In 4 years I think I have cleaned it 4 times, during lockdowns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy cleaning mine and the wife's cars but unfortunately don't have the time very often so end up using the local hand car wash.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I clean my own, I don't do a perfect job but it does get dirty within a day or two anyway, and it's a mini so it doesn't take very long.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Never liked doing it myself but ocassionally do. Mostly done at a garage and sometimes the mobile valet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I clean both cars every week. All weather's..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jet wash or the posh wash, or I use it as a learning opportunity for the children at work, they love the getting messy with soap and sponges

Though I think I am going to treat him to a full valet soon when the weather gets brighter

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover

I’ve not washed my Land-Rover in the near thirty years I’ve owned it. I’ve hosed it out a couple of times, and occasionally wiped the worst of the muck off, but that’s it.

The nice car gets a wash on the drive when I have time, or the entrepreneur in the car park does it when I don’t.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Just looked at my car and it's filthy, if I cleaned it now it would be stinking within a few days, especially being white it's disheartening. Usually I do it myself when I get some spare time. Got me thinking do you clean your own car's, get someone else to do it or use the automatic ones at the petrol stations?"

Having a fair sized ‘detailing’ fetish, I look after all my vehicles myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the hose at the garage. Or the local hand wash place do it for me. Automatic car washes give me the heebeejeebees .

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By *he love cats OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"I use the hose at the garage. Or the local hand wash place do it for me. Automatic car washes give me the heebeejeebees .

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Used to love going into the automatic one's with my dad when I was little.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Clean it myself. Roof then windows then the rest. Last, wheels.

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By *he love cats OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Clean it myself. Roof then windows then the rest. Last, wheels."

Hate doing the wheel's, got to be the worst part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The local Morrisons washomatic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full wash n hoover weekly wheels first..then body, interior last

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Clean it myself. Roof then windows then the rest. Last, wheels.

Hate doing the wheel's, got to be the worst part."

With the right stuff they are easy. Spray it on whilst you do the rest of the car. A quick wipe or brush and then pressure wash.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I get one of my staff to clean mine once a week.....

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I do mine when I can be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. I don't do it as often as I should but when I do its a proper job

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I just get a new car every ten to fifteen years...

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I use a detailing guy who does it for me every four weeks or so.

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By *ominant 71Man
over a year ago

Dalton le Dale

I wash and hoover mine inside my garage when the weather is bad. I clean it head to toe every week without fail.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

my gorgeous Husband did mine in the car wash last week ready for MOT

we have been to the vallet service before too

I can't do it myself due to my spinal injury

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I fem, clean my own. I drive it daily up the 'farm road'. I drive it like a rally driver so gets covered in mud, crap and leaves. I jet wash it at least once a month and hoover. Its always clutter and rubbish free too. I do all the fluid top up's too. Even have my own tyre pump. Which gets used about once a month. As my brand car is prone to rim rust, and leaks air. I hate a dirty car. I'm clucking, as waiting for these stroms to pass. So I can get out there and wash her.

Mr, puts through the hand wash at supermarket. Business car, so can claim it back.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I do my own car, for exactly this reason


"I do my own, I dont trust anyone else to do it properly after watching a guy in a hand car wash drop his lambswool mitt onto the dirty ground which was covered in grit and shitty brown water then pick it up and rub it straight over another cars roof....fuck that!!!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Just looked at my car and it's filthy, if I cleaned it now it would be stinking within a few days, especially being white it's disheartening. Usually I do it myself when I get some spare time. Got me thinking do you clean your own car's, get someone else to do it or use the automatic ones at the petrol stations?"
the outside, Circle K

The inside, the kids, once a month for a fiver, only right as they mess it up,, dirty little Fanta filled feckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car wash for the outside, me for the inside.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

My yearly car cleaning event is in the form of me with an old school bucket and sponge, and a dustpan and brush for inside! Job done, ready for another year Miss pc

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

The Poles of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car wash for the outside, me for the inside."

Nice car - only me with lots of different inside and outside products then put under a special cover if not using.

Pick up - Power was. It is too big to make immaculate at this time of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The local slop-and-mop used to do my old car, but they’re not going near the new one.

Hoping to use a valet place not far from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car wash for the outside, me for the inside."

You want to be washed inside your car!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car wash for the outside, me for the inside.

You want to be washed inside your car!? "

Only if you can fit a bathtub in

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I clean my own, not every year, but most years, not that I can remember the last time I did.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Someone at the bus company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my own and hate every second of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my cars clean and my women dirty. The way it should be!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I use our local polish car wash because they do a really good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always do my own if the weather is good. If weather not good then it just stays dirty

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

The Polish guys down the road do a lovely job for £6, or £11 for inside too.

This time of year is awful for paintwork or chrome, with salt on the roads, your better off spraying wax all over it and waiting for spring!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the jet wash at work. Perks lol

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By *olfie26Man
over a year ago

Brierley Hill

I've had a cuck clean my car whilst i serviced his wife.....

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

To the car wash place about 10 mins from my house.

I cleaned my car once years ago and just thought never again. Didn’t realise you had to shammy the thing after to get rid of the water marks

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

The car wash place

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry


"The rain lol"

Same, seriously.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Husband does mine

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By *heshbifellaMan
over a year ago

Nantwich


"The Polish guys down the road do a lovely job for £6, or £11 for inside too.

This time of year is awful for paintwork or chrome, with salt on the roads, your better off spraying wax all over it and waiting for spring!!"

Same, £7 or £12 except they're from Bulgaria. Do an excellent job by hand. Hate the automatic rollers at car washes, leaves swirls.

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nobody but me (K) not even the kids with there sponge dropping hands and ability to scratch bu just looking at the paintwork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. I’ve a cordless jet wash when it’s really filthy. Get a polish and wax now and then. Got a DA polisher to use on it once the weather is a little warmer. Inside sure needs a hoover and valet when I can be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car wash for the outside, me for the inside.

You want to be washed inside your car!?

Only if you can fit a bathtub in "

Challenge accepted Ms Cherry

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