FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies... Is this acceptable behaviour?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last night Carlos came down stairs to find Mrs fandangos doing her nails at the dining room table,her toe nails, this is the same table the Fandangos family eat at.

She was cleaning underneath her big toe with an orange stick.

Is this normal behaviour from the female of the species, is Carlos liable to encounter more of this type of thing?

Carlos needs to know before he decides what punishment fits the crime.

Carlos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats disgusting to be fair......

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Could be worse. Mr Fandagos could have walked in to see Mrs Fandagos with her foot in her mouth and biting her toenails off and spitting them across the room.

Mr Fandagos should think himself lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse. Mr Fandagos could have walked in to see Mrs Fandagos with her foot in her mouth and biting her toenails off and spitting them across the room.

Mr Fandagos should think himself lucky.

That normally happens in the bedroom, she seems to think it's sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's an orange stick?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Do you mean she had her foot on the table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's an orange stick?"

It's like a bigger toothpick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mean she had her foot on the table?"

Yes, her Hobbit feet were on the dining table while she levered out loads of filth.

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

To be honest I’m impressed she was able to get it up there for that long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean she had her foot on the table?

Yes, her Hobbit feet were on the dining table while she levered out loads of filth.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Do you mean she had her foot on the table?

Yes, her Hobbit feet were on the dining table while she levered out loads of filth.

Divorce her now.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"To be honest I’m impressed she was able to get it up there for that long"

We haven't established how high the table is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be honest I’m impressed she was able to get it up there for that long

We haven't established how high the table is."

It's a standard table from oak furniture land and I think I may need to burn it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you mean she had her foot on the table?

Yes, her Hobbit feet were on the dining table while she levered out loads of filth.

Divorce her now."

Looks like there could be an opening for a new Mrs Fandangos soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s definitely a keeper!

If she can put her leg up on the table and do her toes the woman is a legend

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

"What's an orange stick?"

It's a stick that's orange in colour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She’s definitely a keeper!

If she can put her leg up on the table and do her toes the woman is a legend

She was sitting on a chair at the time, now Carlos is wondering how she's so flexible.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What's an orange stick?

It's a stick that's orange in colour."

The stick that's left after eating an orange ice lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuck ?? that's not good. May you get a toe nail in your food, yummy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did she get filth under her toenails?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Burn the witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you don't directly eat off the table Carlos should be fine. Carlos should also consider investing in some plates.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Carlos needs to tell her ‘no’

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Anything women do is acceptable.

Anything men do is unacceptable.

It's fab law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Did Mrs f find anything of value in what you describe and huge toenails??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never known a man who knew what an orange stick was. I'm strangely impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never known a man who knew what an orange stick was. I'm strangely impressed. "

Carlos thanks you and assures you Carlos is full of surprises.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did Mrs f find anything of value in what you describe and huge toenails??

Carlos didn't hang around to find out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything women do is acceptable.

Anything men do is unacceptable.

It's fab law

Carlos is starting to understand this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How did she get filth under her toenails?"

From working in the barn probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Burn the witch"

Carlos is taking your suggestion under consideration.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Could be worse. Mr Fandagos could have walked in to see Mrs Fandagos with her foot in her mouth and biting her toenails off and spitting them across the room.

Mr Fandagos should think himself lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carlos needs to tell her ‘no’

Carlos says she is bigger than him and scarier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Mrs Fandangos called or do you simply refer to her as Mrs Fandangos all the time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's Mrs Fandangos called or do you simply refer to her as Mrs Fandangos all the time?"

Her official title is Margarita, Margarita Fernandez Fandangos.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Cleaning of all body parts should be confinedto the bathroom.

Thats it. No discussion required.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cleaning of all body parts should be confinedto the bathroom.

Thats it. No discussion required. "

Carlos agrees, and farting, the bathroom, outside or the barn, that's margaritas options from now on.

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