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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet. What is your request for the evening? "why not combine the two?  | |||
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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet. What is your request for the evening?
why not combine the two?"Actually/// you really do have a point here | |||
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"Hot meet in a lovely hotel with chocs and champagne and a lovely bubble bath , lol "OMG you have upped the stakes - sounds lovely | |||
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"A lovely hot bath followed by a hard, noisy (and kinky) fuck. Luckily P's wishlist includes the fuck part so I shall get my wish! L "Brilliant | |||
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"I like to have my cake and eat it "Who is the cake | |||
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"Well, if it can be anything..... I'll have a fully bi MMF "Now that is taking it to a new dimension | |||
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"I like to have my cake and eat it Who is the cake"That would be saying mmmmm | |||
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"Country hotel hot lady or two and big bath and lots of time "Where is Games when I need her?;-) | |||
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"Country hotel hot lady or two and big bath and lots of time Where is Games when I need her?;-)"Going to be in a hotel with me and a bubble bath | |||
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"I like to have my cake and eat it "i make an ok chocolate cake | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee!" Does it have to be the airy chocolate? | |||
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"I like to have my cake and eat it
i make an ok chocolate cake "Jeeze now Game and I have to share Swingle with you as well... ! | |||
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"Country hotel hot lady or two and big bath and lots of time Where is Games when I need her?;-)"About three hours drive away 
Meet in Rutland then | |||
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"A full body erotic massage would be very nice. "Sounds a very good idea. You gave me an idea...I think we should have a separate filter where we can find men who do a good erotic massage. What a great idea! | |||
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"Id love a spa break.. With the company of a gorgeous gent for drinks laughs and sex in the evening/night" Now there's a thought I'm due a spa break | |||
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"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep " Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating... | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate? "It can be any chocolate you so desire!  | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! "Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you "Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine "Now look what you have done... I am salivating...  | |||
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"I would Saturday eve/Sunday morning all over again please..... (Perky)"Would you like to tell us a little tiny bit more ? | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating... "Passes the Kleenex | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating...
Passes the Kleenex "it is not Kleenex I need for my lips...;-) | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating... "Foam bath chocolate red wine massage and as many orgasms as you can both stand then | |||
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"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating... " had sleep deprivation insomnia for 20-odd years. Currently on day 4 without. X | |||
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"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating... had sleep deprivation insomnia for 20-odd years. Currently on day 4 without. X " I suffer to a point but started using a white noise generator which does help | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you "I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to. | |||
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"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating... had sleep deprivation insomnia for 20-odd years. Currently on day 4 without. X " Have you tried Melatonin? | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating...
Passes the Kleenex it is not Kleenex I need for my lips...;-)"Resisting the temptation to ask which ones | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to."Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now? | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
Hotel chocolate dark chocolate with red wine is Devine Now look what you have done... I am salivating...
Passes the Kleenex it is not Kleenex I need for my lips...;-)
Resisting the temptation to ask which ones " | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now? "Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish! | |||
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"I would Saturday eve/Sunday morning all over again please..... (Perky)Would you like to tell us a little tiny bit more ? "It was my first MMF and i am still smiling, now have to wait until New Year's Eve to spend some quality time with him and Pork again and that will be my first visit to a Club (Perky) | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!"Injected with real wine | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!
Injected with real wine "It's like you've known me for years!...lol | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!"Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those | |||
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"I would Saturday eve/Sunday morning all over again please..... (Perky)Would you like to tell us a little tiny bit more ?
It was my first MMF and i am still smiling, now have to wait until New Year's Eve to spend some quality time with him and Pork again and that will be my first visit to a Club (Perky)"Sounds like you had a really exciting time. | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those"I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order! | |||
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"I would Saturday eve/Sunday morning all over again please..... (Perky)Would you like to tell us a little tiny bit more ?
It was my first MMF and i am still smiling, now have to wait until New Year's Eve to spend some quality time with him and Pork again and that will be my first visit to a Club (Perky)Sounds like you had a really exciting time. "Was a bit strange waking to both of them at first, but the fun soon commenced all over again | |||
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"I would settle for a fuck and a full night's sleep Are you having touble sleeping? That can be so frustrating... had sleep deprivation insomnia for 20-odd years. Currently on day 4 without. X Have you tried Melatonin? " yep. Natural levels are so low that even high injections don't work. Thank fook I enjoy reading lol | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those"No......... Could you enlighten us?? | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order!"Actually refreshers would be a good alternative to chocs? and there are some naughty things you can do with those, too | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
No......... Could you enlighten us??"I could not because I am only reporting what I was told... | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order!Actually refreshers would be a good alternative to chocs? and there are some naughty things you can do with those, too "I'm on the verge of giving you my address!...lol | |||
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order!Actually refreshers would be a good alternative to chocs? and there are some naughty things you can do with those, too
I'm on the verge of giving you my address!...lol"for sharing sweeties? | |||
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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet. What is your request for the evening? "a harem of hawaiian grass skirted girls to dance for me pls | |||
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" Nice roast dinner at the carvery, then the waitress jumping on top of me please, well one can live in hope. "If you saw the waitresses at our local carvery, the only place you'd want them jumping is out the window!! 
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"A really filthy meet followed by a bag of Malteasers and a coffee! Does it have to be the airy chocolate?
It can be any chocolate you so desire! Ahhhh the chocs are for the lady... I misunderstood as I thought they were for you
I'm lactose intolerant so I don't eat chocolate much. I would buy the lady any sweetly treat she wanted though. It would be rude not to.Aw, that is sucha shame... mind you can get some lactose free products now?
Sadly most of them taste like crap!...lol
I'll stick to my Wine Gum fetish!Fair enough - often the case that "adapted" products dont taste the same. Mind you there some lovely things you could do with wine gums... but you probably know all about those
I certainly do, but I'm out of practice so I think a refresher sesh is in order!Actually refreshers would be a good alternative to chocs? and there are some naughty things you can do with those, too
I'm on the verge of giving you my address!...lolfor sharing sweeties?"Amongst other things | |||
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" Nice roast dinner at the carvery, then the waitress jumping on top of me please, well one can live in hope.
If you saw the waitresses at our local carvery, the only place you'd want them jumping is out the window!!
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"More of what I got last night! " lol | |||
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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet. What is your request for the evening? "A double box of sicilian lemon cheesecake made by GU
PROMISE i will only eat the one. | |||
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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet. What is your request for the evening?
A double box of sicilian lemon cheesecake made by GU
PROMISE i will only eat the one. "They all say that | |||
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now "To eat or spread | |||
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"couold be anything from a chocolate bar to a steamy meet. What is your request for the evening?
A double box of sicilian lemon cheesecake made by GU
PROMISE i will only eat the one.
They all say that"Well they are only little and i aint had anything tasty in my mouth for ages | |||
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spread"To eat slowly and enjoy | |||
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spreadTo eat slowly and enjoy "Well there goes that thought | |||
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spreadTo eat slowly and enjoy "Just done a cup a soup and ham sandwich - not sure that has quite the same ring to it....... | |||
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spreadTo eat slowly and enjoy
Just done a cup a soup and ham sandwich - not sure that has quite the same ring to it......."errr with the best will in the world.... no lol | |||
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spreadTo eat slowly and enjoy
Just done a cup a soup and ham sandwich - not sure that has quite the same ring to it.......errr with the best will in the world.... no lol"You have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to truly appreciate the high points! | |||
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"Actually ... a GU chcolate melt would not go amissright now
To eat or spreadTo eat slowly and enjoy
Just done a cup a soup and ham sandwich - not sure that has quite the same ring to it.......errr with the best will in the world.... no lol
You have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to truly appreciate the high points!"Actually, having said that there are times when a potato and leek soup just touches the spot... having been on a long walk on a cold autumn day like yesterday... | |||
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"yum soup. I may do summat with a sweet potato tomorrow....? dont know what yet "Waits for smutty comments | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger "Awww are you poorly? I can do a hot water bottle and some Lemsip. Unfortunately, I'm not good at the T or L parts of TLC, and if I can't have a cheeseburger, I'm not taking one to anyone else. 2/4 er ain't bad? lol | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Awww are you poorly?
I can do a hot water bottle and some Lemsip.
Unfortunately, I'm not good at the T or L parts of TLC, and if I can't have a cheeseburger, I'm not taking one to anyone else.
2/4 er ain't bad? lol"FFS the man has man flu grant him is last request | |||
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"A nice warm bubble bath with a lovely guy or girl. "Now how hot is this bath going to be | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger "Is this where I get revenge for last week? | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week? "What happened last week? It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Awww are you poorly?
I can do a hot water bottle and some Lemsip.
Unfortunately, I'm not good at the T or L parts of TLC, and if I can't have a cheeseburger, I'm not taking one to anyone else.
2/4 er ain't bad? lol
FFS the man has man flu grant him is last request "I offered 2/4. What the feck are you offering, huh?
Feel free to do better. After all, as a man, you should understand the needs of a man with man-flu better than me.
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Awww are you poorly?
I can do a hot water bottle and some Lemsip.
Unfortunately, I'm not good at the T or L parts of TLC, and if I can't have a cheeseburger, I'm not taking one to anyone else.
2/4 er ain't bad? lol
FFS the man has man flu grant him is last request
I offered 2/4. What the feck are you offering, huh?
Feel free to do better. After all, as a man, you should understand the needs of a man with man-flu better than me.
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"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish" In this weather are you mad man | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse "U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions  | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse
Revenge it is then
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions " | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions "That is a pucker remedy. Do you have any left? | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions "I believe burger sauce was mentioned at one point! Oh and gherkins.... | |||
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"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish In this weather are you mad man "Sod the weather tell em to stop at maccyd's on the way lol | |||
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"A hot water bottle, lemsip and some tlc would be nice
Oh and a double cheeseburger
Is this where I get revenge for last week?
What happened last week?
It's sort of like man flu that I have except its much much worse
U took the mickey out of me being ill and DID NOT offer any sympathy and ............ I am still poorly - u were offering some horrible chest rub potions
I believe burger sauce was mentioned at one point! Oh and gherkins....
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"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish In this weather are you mad man
Sod the weather tell em to stop at maccyd's on the way lol"You after a new bag Ryan...? | |||
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"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish In this weather are you mad man
Sod the weather tell em to stop at maccyd's on the way lol"Ask cute to sort it | |||
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"Not sure if I will pull through to be honest. Someone ask Sshh to send the paramedics out smartish In this weather are you mad man
Sod the weather tell em to stop at maccyd's on the way lol
You after a new bag Ryan...?
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"*is now off to bed with the hot water bottle, since there were no takers*" Send it my way and don't forget the lemsip. It will only take you an hour or so to jog down the road with them (if you remove those pesky clogs first) | |||
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"*is now off to bed with the hot water bottle, since there were no takers* Send it my way and don't forget the lemsip. It will only take you an hour or so to jog down the road with them (if you remove those pesky clogs first)" Too late, it's making my bed all snuggly now. | |||
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"Clogs are currently being used in lieu of axle stands. Very solid and stable "Unlike that safety equipment you appear to be sporting in your avatar | |||
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"Clogs are currently being used in lieu of axle stands. Very solid and stable
Unlike that safety equipment you appear to be sporting in your avatar"What are you on about? Rubber of an appropriate thickness, steel support struts and airbags.
Very safety conscious, me.
Everything stayed where it was put. | |||
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"I like to have my cake and eat it
i make an ok chocolate cake "More than ok!!! Must have been to get me in a bloody mankini!!! Oh - and I'd like Rihanna sent to my penthouse suite, smothered in warm chocolate and with a strange inability to say 'no' or 'not there you deviant!!' | |||
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"Hot stone massage followed by naughty all over massage whilst offering her chilli chocolate and wine.. It's all about pleasing the lady Pm me if you have a job vacancy for a naughty masseur x" If you have the hot stones and the right oils then you can keep the chocolate and wine. | |||
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Very sad now
I need a treat but all I can think of are food and drink treats I can't have, which makes me want a treat even more.
I want junk food and cakes I can't have. I have new perfume. I don't need makeup. A manicure is out.
I do want a shag but without all the associated hassle.
I've forgotten how to reward myself other than with food. No wonder I'm a lardarse.
Feeling hard done by
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"As yet none of my treats have arrived Very sad now
I need a treat but all I can think of are food and drink treats I can't have, which makes me want a treat even more.
I want junk food and cakes I can't have. I have new perfume. I don't need makeup. A manicure is out.
I do want a shag but without all the associated hassle.
I've forgotten how to reward myself other than with food. No wonder I'm a lardarse.
Feeling hard done by
"Have another glass of water and imagine it's fine wine. Mrkinkywotsit can pop over and give you a hot stone massage. Assuming that two kinkies in the same place don't cancel each other out
I bought red boots and stripy oss shoes today so I can go without a massage. | |||
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"I have the right oils and will find a few pebbles from the garden lol But seriously it make me so hard massaging, well a naughty one" KinkyinHants is in greater need. Take your oils, stones and hard message over there. | |||
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"As yet none of my treats have arrived Very sad now
I need a treat but all I can think of are food and drink treats I can't have, which makes me want a treat even more.
I want junk food and cakes I can't have. I have new perfume. I don't need makeup. A manicure is out.
I do want a shag but without all the associated hassle.
I've forgotten how to reward myself other than with food. No wonder I'm a lardarse.
Feeling hard done by
Have another glass of water and imagine it's fine wine. Mrkinkywotsit can pop over and give you a hot stone massage. Assuming that two kinkies in the same place don't cancel each other out
I bought red boots and stripy oss shoes today so I can go without a massage."In my experience, two kinkies together very rarely cancel each other out
Maybe I'll do a bit of an online shop for shoes or something tomorrow.
The taps here are failing to give me tequila flavoured water. It's a conspiracy. | |||
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"No idea. I'd long since passed out. I wish I'd stayed passed out for longer. I'm not ready for today yet." I wish you had passed out earlier after reading about your mad max muff ! | |||
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"No idea. I'd long since passed out. I wish I'd stayed passed out for longer. I'm not ready for today yet. I wish you had passed out earlier after reading about your mad max muff !" My lady bits are usually smooth and lovely thanyouverymuch. I keep them waxed to avoid any unsightliness. | |||
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"No idea. I'd long since passed out. I wish I'd stayed passed out for longer. I'm not ready for today yet. I wish you had passed out earlier after reading about your mad max muff ! My lady bits are usually smooth and lovely thanyouverymuch. I keep them waxed to avoid any unsightliness." It was the post apocalyptic patchiness vision lol | |||
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"No idea. I'd long since passed out. I wish I'd stayed passed out for longer. I'm not ready for today yet. I wish you had passed out earlier after reading about your mad max muff ! My lady bits are usually smooth and lovely thanyouverymuch. I keep them waxed to avoid any unsightliness. It was the post apocalyptic patchiness vision lol" More sparse than patchy. Looks a bit daft rather than bad. Waxed is better. lol | |||
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"Are you sure it's not alopecia? Is the hair around your nipples the same ? "If it fell out by itself I wouldn't have to spend a fortune having it painfully ripped out by the roots every 5-6 weeks, you muppet! | |||
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"Jeeze - I turn away for a day and we have moved from treats to hairy nipples....? You guys are full of surprises...;-) "Kinky most certainly is. !!! | |||
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"Jeeze - I turn away for a day and we have moved from treats to hairy nipples....? You guys are full of surprises...;-)
Kinky most certainly is. !!!"And your presence would not have anything to do with that, would it? | |||
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"Jeeze - I turn away for a day and we have moved from treats to hairy nipples....? You guys are full of surprises...;-)
Kinky most certainly is. !!!"You don't know the half of it 
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"Jeeze - I turn away for a day and we have moved from treats to hairy nipples....? You guys are full of surprises...;-)
Kinky most certainly is. !!!
You don't know the half of it
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"Just in from a long day at work, so a nice shower, feet up and a nice glass of red wine "Shame you are too far away | |||
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"Just in from a long day at work, so a nice shower, feet up and a nice glass of red wine Shame you are too far away "Story of my life .... | |||
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