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"Can I have a heavily peated whiskey with a splash of ginger ale, please?" could I suggest powers 3 swallow good sir?? | |||
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"I’ll have a rum and please " would you like to try the deadhead Sir , I opened it for someone earlier. | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. " finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast | |||
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"Fireball plse " I have a bottle of it here sir or would you rather we try make it up with real whisky, | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast " one of the finest jameson whiskeys | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! " Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, | |||
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"Flan I knew I shouldn’t have had chillies with my pizza ffs Can I have a cranberry juice barman" coming right up sir | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast one of the finest jameson whiskeys " their new, ish Black barrel is very nice, smooth, I might have one myself now ya know. | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast one of the finest jameson whiskeys their new, ish Black barrel is very nice, smooth, I might have one myself now ya know. " must try that | |||
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"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar " Your a pint of Guinness | |||
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"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar Your a pint of Guinness " ninjas get Saki Mr W Them are the rules | |||
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"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar Your a pint of Guinness " we do the when one of the lads asks for a pint | |||
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"Mr bar tender are op for the night, may I have your finest hand pull, only because that's all I seem to be doing myself these days "is that an Ale,?? Not my area of expertise but I have a few in the fridges,, otherwise I'll pull a guinness with your initials on it, lol | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, " Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder!  | |||
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"Americano please as feeling tired "I got some great beans freshly grind earlier, coming right up | |||
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"Whiskey straight pls, put it on my Tab "you got it good sir, what you fancy | |||
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"Well if there's room for a small one, could I please have a mineral water with a slice of lime x" madam you can have anything you may like, | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ",, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol "armchair stool  | |||
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"Americano please as feeling tired I got some great beans freshly grind earlier, coming right up"Oh and some nuts if you have them ….. roasted please Mr bartender | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool "dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool
dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.."ahhh lol , but where is the dog,, | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast " May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from? | |||
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"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar Your a pint of Guinness ninjas get Saki Mr W Them are the rules "Ninja? | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?" leinster | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from?" Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s, | |||
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"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar Your a pint of Guinness ninjas get Saki Mr W Them are the rules
Ninja?"yes Ninja, a fab user who lurks in the shadows, (i.e) no profile pic They get Saki,, Also their a bring your fridge out front for them as they are welcome but restrictions apply,, | |||
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"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar Your a pint of Guinness ninjas get Saki Mr W Them are the rules
Ninja? yes Ninja, a fab user who lurks in the shadows, (i.e) no profile pic
They get Saki,,
Also their a bring your fridge out front for them as they are welcome but restrictions apply,, "I don't like saki can I have coffee instead | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool
dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from? Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s," I might need to nip over an see my nephew's, so I can sample it. | |||
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"Call me a pint of Guinness seen as your at the bar Your a pint of Guinness ninjas get Saki Mr W Them are the rules
Ninja? yes Ninja, a fab user who lurks in the shadows, (i.e) no profile pic
They get Saki,,
Also their a bring your fridge out front for them as they are welcome but restrictions apply,,
I don't like saki can I have coffee instead "ill have to leave out a DIY coffee machine over the fridge in the morning,, But I'll allow you coffee tonight. | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from? Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s, I might need to nip over an see my nephew's, so I can sample it. " it should be in your nearest good Offi, | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool
dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol
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you are taljing to him at the bar! woof. "I think you need coffee, loads of coffee | |||
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" Refill over here too please BarKeep "remind me sexy lady, what's your fancy again. | |||
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" Refill over here too please BarKeep "slimline??? | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from? Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s, I might need to nip over an see my nephew's, so I can sample it. it should be in your nearest good Offi, " I prefer to dink a drink in it country of origin. | |||
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"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar. Feel a sexy time coming on. Keep them both in the fridge. Both needed for sexual purposes, later. How about a Michelob larger for now. "Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered?? Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later, | |||
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"I like the pace you Irish fellas drink. It's getting on a bit for an old fella, I'm not one for spirits but could I have a quick double shot of your finest whiskey? Slainte. finest or just a really good one, the top top shelf stuff is about 60£ a measure,, but may I suggest a nice Redbreast May I have a Redbreast please innkeep. I have never heard of it before , from which province does it come from? Built on a loyal following of ‘those in the know’, today Redbreast is the largest selling Single Pot Still Irish Whiskey in the world, and is consider ed the definitive expression of the traditional Irish spirit. Dublin They took over a stil from Jamson in the 80s, I might need to nip over an see my nephew's, so I can sample it. it should be in your nearest good Offi, I prefer to dink a drink in it country of origin. " , you know that Stella ain't Belgian any more | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella "ahhh a whisky liqueur , coming right up sir. | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool
dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol
, but where is the dog,,
you are taljing to him at the bar! woof. I think you need coffee, loads of coffee"...some sugar water wouldn't be a bad idea - thanks OP | |||
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"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar. Feel a sexy time coming on. Keep them both in the fridge. Both needed for sexual purposes, later. How about a Michelob larger for now.
Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??
Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later, "And the fizz on the clit? | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool
dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol
, but where is the dog,,
you are taljing to him at the bar! woof. I think you need coffee, loads of coffee
...some sugar water wouldn't be a bad idea - thanks OP "with the coffee | |||
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"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar. Feel a sexy time coming on. Keep them both in the fridge. Both needed for sexual purposes, later. How about a Michelob larger for now.
Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??
Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later,
And the fizz on the clit?"I have that on ice for already, shut when needed, | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!! Fife is not America. | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America. "It's across a body of water! Dissorono then | |||
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"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar. Feel a sexy time coming on. Keep them both in the fridge. Both needed for sexual purposes, later. How about a Michelob larger for now.
Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??
Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later,
And the fizz on the clit? I have that on ice for already, shut when needed, "Thank you, sure the lady will too.  | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
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It's across a body of water! Dissorono then "Gawd no. Innes & Gunn? | |||
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" Refill over here too please BarKeep slimline??? "Rhubabr gin, slimline and ice, please and thank you... oh, and double if not too much trouble | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?"Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?
Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?"Guinness then shorts for me! | |||
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" Refill over here too please BarKeep slimline???
Rhubabr gin, slimline and ice, please and thank you... oh, and double if not too much trouble "Please be careful, if you keep drinking doubles Yiu might take your knickers off and twirl them above your head. | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?
Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?
Guinness then shorts for me!"The black stuff is a tad heavy for me. But partial to a cocktail if the innkeep could mix them for us! | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?
Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?
Guinness then shorts for me!
The black stuff is a tad heavy for me. But partial to a cocktail if the innkeep could mix them for us! "You do regret it in the morning, that's for sure | |||
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"Can I have a drink now?" certainly sir, nice to see you out of the shadows what you having | |||
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"How about a bottle of cava and a Mars bar. Feel a sexy time coming on. Keep them both in the fridge. Both needed for sexual purposes, later. How about a Michelob larger for now.
Wow not pulled out one of these bad boys since moving home from the states,, they still foil covered??
Coming right up folks Mars bars in the vender at the door stick it in the ninja fridge and grab it on the way out later,
And the fizz on the clit? I have that on ice for already, shut when needed,
Thank you, sure the lady will too. "here's hoping | |||
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"Can I have a drink now? certainly sir, nice to see you out of the shadows what you having" Tap water please | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?
Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us?"bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses | |||
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"Can I have a drink now? certainly sir, nice to see you out of the shadows what you having Tap water please " saki it is | |||
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"I would love to have an espresso martini please
NBVN x"coming right up madam | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?
Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses"Two unless some ladies would like to partake? | |||
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"Can I have a drink now? certainly sir, nice to see you out of the shadows what you having Tap water please saki it is" | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?
Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses
Two unless some ladies would like to partake?"Please make it 3 as the innkeepust be thirsty after his long shirt. But as you say if any of the ladies would like to join 3 young fellas for a swift one and a spot of dancing we would love them to join us. | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?
Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses
Two unless some ladies would like to partake?
Please make it 3 as the innkeepust be thirsty after his long shirt. But as you say if any of the ladies would like to join 3 young fellas for a swift one and a spot of dancing we would love them to join us. "The barman deserves a glass! | |||
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"hey Op i need something ridiculous with an umbrella fruit and a barrel of booze i it... seemed to have lost my mojo and hopefully find it in under a fruit punch concoction! Why not try a Aunt Roberta or a Meatequita, Aunt Roberta - you know what they say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder! ,, OK grab that armchail stool, thrust me you gonna need it after this lol armchair stool
dont worry - i was already in the dog basket next to the fire.. ahhh lol
, but where is the dog,,
you are taljing to him at the bar! woof. I think you need coffee, loads of coffee
...some sugar water wouldn't be a bad idea - thanks OP with the coffee "feeling much better OP hair of the dog | |||
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"Glayvar, no ice please fella
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Glayvar!!
Fife is not America.
It's across a body of water! Dissorono then
Gawd no. Innes & Gunn?
Innkeep may I have a drink of your choice for my friend from the kingdom and myself please. Would you like to partake in it with us? bottle of black barrel on the bar gents how many glasses
Two unless some ladies would like to partake?
Please make it 3 as the innkeepust be thirsty after his long shirt. But as you say if any of the ladies would like to join 3 young fellas for a swift one and a spot of dancing we would love them to join us.
The barman deserves a glass!"Yes he does.  | |||
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"Power is finally back on so I would like... A Berry Koppaberg over ice with fresh raspberries A shot of mixed fruit sourz And a vodka, lemonade and lime please x" the lady is thirsty,, coming right up ma'am | |||
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"Where's my Guinness " first served my man, tune in | |||
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" Aren't we all on shots yet???" no not yet too early id be in bed too early if i started doing shots now | |||
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"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune in" come on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me | |||
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Happy birthday, happy birthday ... dodododido... "Thank you x | |||
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"Jagerbombs since its now officially my birthday "happy birthday and jagerbombs are my downfall i go buck ape(irish term for going wild) on them | |||
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"Jagerbombs since its now officially my birthday happy birthday and jagerbombs are my downfall i go buck ape(irish term for going wild) on them "I'll end up back in the dogs basket | |||
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"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me " you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lol | |||
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"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lol" no im in county limerick where the best pubs are | |||
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"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lolno im in county limerick where the best pubs are " ahhh lol, Your funny my man, very funny | |||
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"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lolno im in county limerick where the best pubs are ahhh lol, Your funny my man, very funny" my local is the best for Guinness | |||
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"A Baileys would be appreciated please" haven't got baileys but do have Irish cream from Christmas | |||
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"Evening Barman Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late" Sorry to be so forward Miss but you look incredible not flirting, just saying x | |||
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"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lolno im in county limerick where the best pubs are ahhh lol, Your funny my man, very funnymy local is the best for Guinness " in limerick maybe, there are bars in Dublin with direct lines to James Gate,, and nothing comes close, | |||
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"Evening Barman Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late" ,, if I stick my fingers in the ice for 3 minutes and shave, will that do WB  | |||
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"A Baileys would be appreciated please" coming right up ma'am | |||
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"Sambuca for me please!" now I havnt served that in years | |||
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"Evening Barman Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late Sorry to be so forward Miss but you look incredible not flirting, just saying x"flirt ffs, flirt,, No point looking if you ain't gonna get caught,, | |||
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"Evening Barman Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late,, if I stick my fingers in the ice for 3 minutes and shave, will that do WB "Haha you know me too well x | |||
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"Evening Barman Something cold and smooth for me as it’s late,, if I stick my fingers in the ice for 3 minutes and shave, will that do WB
Haha you know me too well x"well you are my oldest friend here, and the only 1 I wanna lift,, (hands free) | |||
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"Could I have a large Blanton's and a bottle of erdinger please" coming right up my man | |||
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"I guess I could squeeze in a little bedtime baileys with ice please Miss pc"coming right up sexy lady | |||
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"Bumboo for me on the rocks "you got it my man, | |||
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"Bumboo for me on the rocks you got it my man, "my man | |||
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"Glenfiddich no ice please kind Sir. "coming right madame | |||
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"Captain Morgan’s spiced with cherry please! x", you got it,, black cherry do, we had cake earlier, | |||
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"Captain Morgan’s spiced with cherry please! x, you got it,, black cherry do, we had cake earlier, "I did mean cherry … but it certainly passes! Haha maybe a little too sweet | |||
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"Captain Morgan’s spiced with cherry please! x, you got it,, black cherry do, we had cake earlier,
I did mean cherry … but it certainly passes! Haha maybe a little too sweet " | |||
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"Double Cointreau and lemonade " last order of the night fast approaching,, coming right up sir | |||
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"I’ll have one of those gins again please good sir x" coming right up madame,, | |||
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"Are ye right now ladies and gentlemen PLEASE, not saying ye have to go home, but ye sure as Fffk can't stay here, shutters down in 5 minutes, back again tonight 19.00, "Can you line me up a sparkling cocktail for later please x | |||
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"May I have a glass of iced water, a double espresso and a large Redbrest please innkeep? I need the liquid, some boom and a hair of the dog. "Bit early for me after a night on the cocktails, but a triple espresso and an ice water would be superb | |||
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"I missed happy hour. " If your willing to start at nearly 9:30 then I’m sure the liquor is still flowing | |||
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"Where's my Guinness first served my man, tune income on you surly noticed my pint was going down in my local i dont have to ask the barman/lady asks me you ain't in Kansas now Dorothy,, look around you I'm busy flirting, lolno im in county limerick where the best pubs are ahhh lol, Your funny my man, very funnymy local is the best for Guinness in limerick maybe, there are bars in Dublin with direct lines to James Gate,, and nothing comes close, " ah go way the muck that is served is temple bar is shocking and way over priced | |||
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