FabSwingers.com forum: Licking stuff off your Wee Willie Winkie or Vajayjay ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are you having, and what flavour?

Cream?

Sauce?

Alcohol?

Lube?

Ladies, if you’ll kindly smear you lady parts with strawberry syrup, some whipped cream, topped with some chocolate sprinkles and a glacé cherry garnish, that would be super. Thanks

What do you want your lady, or gentleman, jiggery pokery partner to embellish themselves with, if anything, for a naughty feast?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Some strategically placed Digestives please

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cherry lube drizzled on a dick is lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli marmite please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Krispy Kreme glaze

Not discussing how it got there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

Ah you saved me the indignation of falling off the bottom of the page with zero replies! Thank you my lovely xx

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

How nice it would be to drink the white wine from the furry cup, you know what I mean?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

Ah you saved me the indignity of falling off the bottom of the page with zero replies! Thank you my lovely xx

I've got some Nutella if you want to show your appreciation

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

Ah you saved me the indignity of falling off the bottom of the page with zero replies! Thank you my lovely xx

I've got some Nutella if you want to show your appreciation

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or frightened the living be jesus out of someone if they see someone licking a brown substance off you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Extra extra hot Nandos sauce. Get it out, boys

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

Ah you saved me the indignity of falling off the bottom of the page with zero replies! Thank you my lovely xx

I've got some Nutella if you want to show your appreciation

or frightened the living be jesus out of someone if they see someone licking a brown substance off you

Hey, no kink shaming here

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m not a fan of food mixed with genitals.

Maybe some champagne. And ice. But that’s it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never tried it but is any lady wants to lick nutella off me silly then go ahead. In return I can suck nutella off your nips

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

Ah you saved me the indignity of falling off the bottom of the page with zero replies! Thank you my lovely xx

I've got some Nutella if you want to show your appreciation

or frightened the living be jesus out of someone if they see someone licking a brown substance off you

Hey, no kink shaming here

"
can you imagine the shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just some strawberry lube is good for me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

Ah you saved me the indignity of falling off the bottom of the page with zero replies! Thank you my lovely xx

I've got some Nutella if you want to show your appreciation

or frightened the living be jesus out of someone if they see someone licking a brown substance off you

Hey, no kink shaming here

can you imagine the shock

We have three young children. Trust me when I say that anything brown would be smelt *before* it got licked

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

Ah you saved me the indignity of falling off the bottom of the page with zero replies! Thank you my lovely xx

I've got some Nutella if you want to show your appreciation

or frightened the living be jesus out of someone if they see someone licking a brown substance off you

Hey, no kink shaming here

can you imagine the shock

We have three young children. Trust me when I say that anything brown would be smelt *before* it got licked

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Guacamole, salsa and sour cream? Melted cheese would be a fanciable extra.

Any women game? I’ll bring my own tortilla chips.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"I’m not a fan of food mixed with genitals.

Maybe some champagne. And ice. But that’s it "

Agreed x

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

In the morning, I find fruit to be both refreshing and healthy. I like to squish segments of clementine to reveal the soft, wet flesh inside and run it over warm skin letting the juices trickle over curves and into creases. No better way to get your vitamins

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"I’m not a fan of food mixed with genitals.

Maybe some champagne. And ice. But that’s it

Agreed x"
what about a cucumber

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Where's the pics of licking and sucking ?

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

[Removed by poster at 18/02/22 23:24:21]

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

"Extra extra hot Nandos sauce. Get it out, boys

Very kinky and very hot!! Got to love that

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By *utdooorsyguyMan
over a year ago

town

"Chilli marmite please

Sadistic and pleasurable..... Or is just got love you chillie Marmite that much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Herd a bubble bj is ment to be awesome

Never had one but give a couple

Take a drink off bubbly and hold it in your mouth and begin to suck

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Herd a bubble bj is ment to be awesome

Never had one but give a couple

Take a drink off bubbly and hold it in your mouth and begin to suck "

It is

I’ve done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Herd a bubble bj is ment to be awesome

Never had one but give a couple

Take a drink off bubbly and hold it in your mouth and begin to suck "

Had an ex do that with cola and it hurt like hell

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By *astCoastGuyMan
over a year ago

Broughty Ferry

"How nice it would be to drink the white wine from the furry cup, you know what I mean?"

A classic Human Traffic quote

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Herd a bubble bj is ment to be awesome

Never had one but give a couple

Take a drink off bubbly and hold it in your mouth and begin to suck

Had an ex do that with cola and it hurt like hell"

Try popping candy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Herd a bubble bj is ment to be awesome

Never had one but give a couple

Take a drink off bubbly and hold it in your mouth and begin to suck

It is

I’ve done it "

Me also but never been gave one so couldn’t say if it was good but they seemed to like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Herd a bubble bj is ment to be awesome

Never had one but give a couple

Take a drink off bubbly and hold it in your mouth and begin to suck

Had an ex do that with cola and it hurt like hell"

Don’t think cola would be good for it ha ha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Strawberries gently and sensually inserted and then sucked and eaten are very intimate.

….Panic tends to set in immediately if one’s pulls only the stalk back out though….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to slide my cock inside a roll and squirt mustard and ketchup on top with some diced pickles and relish

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I’m not a fan of food mixed with genitals.

Maybe some champagne. And ice. But that’s it "

I agree - not really my thing. But did once have a lot of fun with a Twister ice lolly!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Pineapple

Jam or marmalade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple compote

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Marmite.

Do I need toast & butter too whilst I'm there?

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Herd a bubble bj is ment to be awesome

Never had one but give a couple

Take a drink off bubbly and hold it in your mouth and begin to suck

Had an ex do that with cola and it hurt like hell

Try popping candy

Haha tried that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit i do like to drink champagne from a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think using food is a good idea.. I'll get distracted and his boner will be left hanging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blowjob using ice and extra strong mints was nice.

Tried the usual melting mars bar inserted and strawberries

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"How nice it would be to drink the white wine from the furry cup, you know what I mean?

A classic Human Traffic quote

I'm glad someone appreciated it

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Must admit i do like to drink champagne from a lady

I have done wine. John

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

It makes it look like you shat yourself?

#secretfecalfetishist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think I could lick food off a person, men are generally hairy and I dont like hairy food. I'm not sure how I feel about being smeared in jam and licked either... I can do many things but food stuff just feels wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, popping candy feels good

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Food + genitals is usually an excellent recipe for thrush. Think I'll pass.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Call me Mrs Boring, but Nutella is the classic choice for a reason

It makes it look like you shat yourself?

#secretfecalfetishist"

Bet you wouldn't mind if there was a gapping fanny in it for you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I could really go for a full English if any ladies are up to the task

LvM

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