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Pineapple up your bum - discuss

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Pain or pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You speaking from experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what next?!

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"You speaking from experience "

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huhhhh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really much to discuss on that one.

Hard pass.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I think it'll chaff

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I prefer to take the chunks out of the tin before inserting them.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Which end first? That is the real question.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Which end first? That is the real question."

Indeed. Which end is rougher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have taken a fist, does that count? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinned? Can probably stick a couple up there with pop*ers ..

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have taken a fist, does that count? ??"

No I don't think a fist counts as a pineapple. I wouldn't want cubes of fist with cheese on sticks, or fist on a pizza

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Can I have it on a cocktail stick with a block of cheese instead.

Into my mouth hole too before any of you kinky buggers suggest anything otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask Little Nicky

IS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chunks, rings or the whole thing?

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Prefer if the skin is removed first, as last time it was a bit itchy afterwards.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Is the out side skin removed ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine it would feel runny

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I imagine it would feel runny "

Fruity possibly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know anyone called pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With or without the pizza attached?

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Easier when it was pampas grass

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Wouldn’t the tin hurt more?

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

Chunks, rings or the whole thing?

Does it matter which direction it goes in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy crap what kinda dmented kink is this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sideways..

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Holy crap what kinda dmented kink is this!! "

A totally tropical one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather eat it to be fair. On pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always onhand to thumb some chunks in for a fruity laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer to take the chunks out of the tin before inserting them. "

Tbf wouldn’t be so bad to stick a bunch of grapes in and have it sucked out with a pop, wonder if someone’s tried it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time we went to customer meetings when we were late delivering and knew the customer was going to be somewhat irked about it we would ask the poor unfortunate delivering the bad news which way they wanted the pineapple

Became such a regular occurrence that we coined the phrase "who's up for a pineappling today"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/02/22 00:08:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I even google ofc someone’s done it

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Some don't like it on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did I even google ofc someone’s done it "

No f*ckin way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did I even google ofc someone’s done it

No f*ckin way "

I’m too innocent sorta

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Is the pineapple ripe/unripe or just plain gone off?

I'm asking for a friend who wants to know.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh pineapple juice is soooooooooooo good.

Novel way to squeeze it.

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