FabSwingers.com forum: What's happening in your local updates?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Anything exciting going on in your local area?

It's mostly run of the mill here, except for one gentleman who is rather bored of fab and states he gets more action at BnM.

Now we know where the party's at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock cages, spread arse pics, gloryholes etc

* bleaches eyes *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems to be the same 3 users for the last 2 weeks posting anything, rather quiet.

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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago

hidden location

Where I currently am the bingo hall down the road nearly had a mass medical cardiac emergency when a slightly eccentric octogenarian dropped his trousers after the caller started up the machine and shouted "Lets see those balls!"

Other than that... tumblew33ds.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A couple of ladies with their private parts on show and a splash of fertiliser.

Someone looking for a wank buddy, but that is a daily occurance. A couple of veris but they are a few days old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few verifications from clubs, some orgasm videos and one brave guy asking if anyone fancies it in his van in this storm

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Anything exciting going on in your local area?

It's mostly run of the mill here, except for one gentleman who is rather bored of fab and states he gets more action at BnM.

Now we know where the party's at

I'm off there then for some cheap chocolate, average cleaning products and a flirt in aisle 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are showing their bottoms

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

A stolen package!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of cleavage pics, some newbs joined the site and someone organising a bukakke. Standard run of the mill day.

It’s a bit early for the people looking for ‘snow’. That normally appears around 11pm onwards on a weekend ..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Lots of black 'no photo" heads joining

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

The same blokes asking for meets and cock pictures

Need to change the location I think.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

The lady who keeps asking for a certain white powder in exchange for blowjobs hasn't been on recently.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"The same blokes asking for meets and cock pictures

Need to change the location I think.

If you need a new postcode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The same blokes asking for meets and cock pictures

Need to change the location I think.

If you need a new postcode!

I have to do this sometimes to recover

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It’s very quiet tonight, think they’re scared by the wind

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"It’s very quiet tonight, think they’re scared by the wind

Some new ones today though. I should show up on yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My local updates is about as fun as a party in a cemetery. A couple of ladies who I’m filtered from speaking too, and crossdressers struggling with the answer no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My local updates is about as fun as a party in a cemetery. A couple of ladies who I’m filtered from speaking too, and crossdressers struggling with the answer no."

Lol, guess you having TV in looking for section is keeping them trying

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

It's very quiet out here in the west. Someone is going for their weekly shop.

A wank and go couple have displayed a new very and thankde the guy for the fertiliser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round here people are looking for veris, fun, a solution to the HORN, a hangover cure, a money tree and their pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh I don’t look…… but now I’m going to look as I’m now intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Round here people are looking for veris, fun, a solution to the HORN, a hangover cure, a money tree and their pants."

* moves to Yorkshire *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My local updates is about as fun as a party in a cemetery. A couple of ladies who I’m filtered from speaking too, and crossdressers struggling with the answer no.

Lol, guess you having TV in looking for section is keeping them trying

I can’t make it any clearer to those who message, not a crosser but a genuine TV I’m interested in. And defo one that looks fairly feminine.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Sweet scutter all in limerick apart from hurling and rugby

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There's a guy asking if anyone would like to go and cum in his wives pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Round here people are looking for veris, fun, a solution to the HORN, a hangover cure, a money tree and their pants.

* moves to Yorkshire *"

I don't think anyone has found what they're looking for yet

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

All looking to meet NOW and very horny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bellaseas boobs fell out at lunch yesterday.

Most local people seem to be fucking odd balls and I wouldn’t put being murderers past some of them.

That aside, not much.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Some people looking for meets, some people wondering what they’ll be doing later, some chap wanted to be milked before his missus gets home, and a stunning woman with amazing boobs who was asked to shit on a baking tray for money.

Standard Saturday.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Some people looking for meets, some people wondering what they’ll be doing later, some chap wanted to be milked before his missus gets home, and a stunning woman with amazing boobs who was asked to shit on a baking tray for money.

Standard Saturday."

That's one chocolate brownie I won't be eating.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Someone's having a bifta in bed, someone's surprised at pics being shared on kik and someone wants to dom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People trying to bum memberships and drugs a lot

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Not much on mine always the same people posting the same thing everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bellaseas boobs fell out at lunch yesterday.

Most local people seem to be fucking odd balls and I wouldn’t put being murderers past some of them.

That aside, not much."

I saw that, quite the wardrobe malfunction wasn’t it?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

A couple are going to the Decadance - Gang bang / bukkake Saturday 5th March

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well if it was my Fabs it would be tumbles yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My local updates is about as fun as a party in a cemetery. A couple of ladies who I’m filtered from speaking too, and crossdressers struggling with the answer no.

Lol, guess you having TV in looking for section is keeping them trying

I can’t make it any clearer to those who message, not a crosser but a genuine TV I’m interested in. And defo one that looks fairly feminine."

No different between a CD and a TV really to be fair, neither are transitioning. So the CDs will try it on

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve not been on for a month and it’s the same. Men are XYZ

Dick pics this and dick pics that

I’ve been stood up…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh well if it was my Fabs it would be tumbles yet

Tumble s I meant

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

People looking forward to next week's Area 69 party, us included

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A couple have just posted a video of the female in the downward dog position doing a bit of gasping as a fella spanks her ass while he is...

I think it is her husband that's filming it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of men looking to meet today….. must be something in the water

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Lots of pictures of penises being gripped hard. A few whinging posts. Some balls needing drained.

Just a normal Saturday really

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Lots of cock pics.

Quite a few whinging about how hard it is for single guys.

One whinging that “loads” of people look at his profile but no-one messages him (after they read his “Fill in later” blurb).

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Somebody naming and shaming. A couple of people moaning about not being able to get a meet whilst somebody else is trying to get a meet at the metro centre. A few photos of body parts. Typical local news feed for us.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Someone I haven't seen on for a while is back, and oh my *word* they're an anti-vaxer now. "Truthers", "jab rats", "clotshot", lots of UNNECESSARY SHOUTING.

Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just dick pics & guys looking for meets pretty standard in my neck of the woods

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

People looking for chauffeurs

People looking at my profile

A bunch of new members, account upgrades and new photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't today, but recently something along the lines of "I only want a BJ and a McDonalds is that too much to ask ffs" really made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple have just posted a video of the female in the downward dog position doing a bit of gasping as a fella spanks her ass while he is...

I think it is her husband that's filming it. "

That's athletic. I'd fall over.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

A couple are in Gloucester for the weekend.

Poor buggers, I’ll message them with my condolences

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By *eachesandtatCouple
over a year ago

Lancs

Someone is looking for a female to be a nude centre piece while their guests eat!

Plenty of people watching the boxing tonight.

Plenty more people debating going to a club.

And one man wanting a blow job at his front door….

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

New female joining and becoming a SS

Someone got verified

Couple looking for voyeurs (I’m awaiting a reply)

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Nothing special here. Horny men sat in hotels, others who can't spell 'discreet', and one man who's boasting of his good personal hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing special here. Horny men sat in hotels, others who can't spell 'discreet', and one man who's boasting of his good personal hygiene "

Hey I just showered with fancy soap!

Am I not allowed to show off?

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A distinct lack of people wanting to be bought beer, fags and electrical items today, must be payday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male half of a couple is free …

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Male half of a couple is free …"

Mr Humphries by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently it’s fishnet Friday and a woman in craving ass

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"A couple are in Gloucester for the weekend.

Poor buggers, I’ll message them with my condolences "

Hahaha, they could go skiing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male half of a couple is free …

Mr Humphries by any chance?"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A couple is looking for women, men and couples to join them for hot sexy fun. REMIX Swindon is reminding people of their party this weekend and at least one person is getting excited about attending it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Someone’s driving north and a “blow n go would be ideal”.

Mr TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone’s driving north and a “blow n go would be ideal”.

Mr TMN"

Take two bottles into the shower?

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Lots of men are horny because of the sun

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Not much tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs _ickshawed has whipped her bodacious hug bumpers out

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Nothing exciting

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Its a hotbed of debauchery here, the woman of a couple has been filled up, someone else isn't meeting because this place is full of tits and a other can't get a massive cock out of her head (how the hell did she get it in her head?)

We do live in exciting times

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mrs _ickshawed has whipped her bodacious hug bumpers out

Very true, but I don't think that's in your local updates

Unless they're all talking about it

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By *ixen-XWoman
over a year ago

Unicornville Utopia And Lovin It X

"Its a hotbed of debauchery here, the woman of a couple has been filled up, someone else isn't meeting because this place is full of tits and a other can't get a massive cock out of her head (how the hell did she get it in her head?)

We do live in exciting times

Omg ha ha ha howling here

Most of mine is just saying about how nice the weather is .... I need to move to your area lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs _ickshawed has whipped her bodacious hug bumpers out

Very true, but I don't think that's in your local updates

Unless they're all talking about it

Oops my bad, I mistook it for hotlist page

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

We do live in exciting times

Omg ha ha ha howling here

Most of mine is just saying about how nice the weather is .... I need to move to your area lol"

You're not all that far away now although do remember that these were the absolute highlights

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Someone looking for fried chicken from my local football team.

Some people feeling good and ready for the weekend.

Someone looking for a bit of outdoor frolics with anyone on the Sabbath.

Some boobies and bums and a rather fetching photo at a big window overlooking a busy street down below.

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Breaking news my area..a man was left fighting for his life today as his woman blow up Betty unfortunately escaped out of and open window and got stuck on a 5000 volt pylon asking for a comment the local police said they needed the toilet unfortunately crime is rife the loo was stolen and up to yet have nothing to go on x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Some bird has a new picture with her tots out and another is moaning cause her ‘meet’ never shown

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By *ixen-XWoman
over a year ago

Unicornville Utopia And Lovin It X

We do live in exciting times

Omg ha ha ha howling here

Most of mine is just saying about how nice the weather is .... I need to move to your area lol

You're not all that far away now although do remember that these were the absolute highlights

Oh god hun yes just noticed your Derby way ...and very hot too may I say and I'm not talking about the weather xx

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Someone comparing facesitting done wrong to waterboarding.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Breaking news my area..a man was left fighting for his life today as his woman blow up Betty unfortunately escaped out of and open window and got stuck on a 5000 volt pylon asking for a comment the local police said they needed the toilet unfortunately crime is rife the loo was stolen and up to yet have nothing to go on x "

Hilarious!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Some bird has a new picture with her tots out and another is moaning cause her ‘meet’ never shown

Tits out not bloody tots FFS

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

The normal collection of women and couples not looking for single guys and whinging that they cat get what they want from this site any more

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By *ixen-XWoman
over a year ago

Unicornville Utopia And Lovin It X

Some hot couple have arrived and going to chams tonight im now wishing I wasn't so hungover

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Or the guys who say there on the way or in the street but still online 30 miles away !

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Sod all its so boring where I am

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Someone wanting ice cream hugs

Someone thanking all the peeps

Some left CAP LOCKS ALL THE WAY ON AS THERE'S NEWS.

Someone's not meeting, only meeting socially so don't expect meets.

Cock pics, arse pics, why did you load that pics.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Someone is going dogging. Not for me thanks

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A few new joiners. A lot of men feeling horny asking for women to go round to their houses. I’ve often wondered if any women dare do that. I wouldn’t

Also a bloke looking for an honest decent women to rent a room in his house for £30 per week.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A few new joiners. A lot of men feeling horny asking for women to go round to their houses. I’ve often wondered if any women dare do that. I wouldn’t

Also a bloke looking for an honest decent women to rent a room in his house for £30 per week. "

What does she get for £30? Seems cheap

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A helpful warning in my local updates. Apparently even salt looks like sugar on here, so don't be fooled.

Not sure I'd let him make me a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s boring.

Lots of really hot pictures actually

Someone’s drinking coffee. Oh snap.

And loads want a single women to play with. And I want the latest Evil Dead game to play with, we can’t all have everything you know!!!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Well exciting news in Stockport because Bob is popping a blue pill and going dogging!

There seems to be an outbreak of 'bored and horny' in the area, hopefully it will pass and all will be 'busy and all wanked out' later

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well exciting news in Stockport because Bob is popping a blue pill and going dogging!

Cherry x"

I don’t remember that option in the Matrix

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Not enough cock pics is what’s happening. I shouldn’t have to scroll to almost the bottom of the page before I see cock!! Sort it out local fellas!!

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By *eniseStockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Salisbury

Hot Tub action apparently! Not something I've tried before, could ruin my makeup, before I want it ruined

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Someone trying to arrange a gangbang for next weekend and a woman who wants to be impaled on a large cock

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Well exciting news in Stockport because Bob is popping a blue pill and going dogging!

Cherry x

I don’t remember that option in the Matrix

Oh now that would be an interesting spin for Neo....

Cherry x

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A few going to Pandora's

Someone offering an oily massage and one who's stuck at work till 10pm.

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