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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post any storm jokes you seen or heard today.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Pussies are like the weather. When it’s wet it’s time to get inside.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw this on a local update so can’t take the credit but I’m not saying it’s windy or anything but my wheelie bin is on a speed awareness course next Wednesday ..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The storm blew the branches off my sycamore. It's now an ampu-tree

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hail storms! Long may they rain!’

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Ruined my picnic. Was a storm in a teacup..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

What did the storm say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is going to be one heck of a blowie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

oof.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

oof."

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