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"Good evening innkeep. It has been a tough week, could I have a top shelf margarita please, with double tequila, extra salt and a side of chilli nachos if the kitchen is still open. " I'll allow it,, Coming right up, | |||
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"I now have the Housemartins song playing in my head. Thankfully I like the Housemartins, so thank you x"which one??? | |||
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"Evening Sir Going to have an Irish coffee tonight please, no snacks required as yet x" ohhh am I in the dog house se so
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"Good evening innkeep. It has been a tough week, could I have a top shelf margarita please, with double tequila, extra salt and a side of chilli nachos if the kitchen is still open. I'll allow it,, Coming right up, " Thank you kind sir. | |||
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"I now have the Housemartins song playing in my head. Thankfully I like the Housemartins, so thank you x which one???
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha "tell ya what I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,, Whaaa, | |||
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"I now have the Housemartins song playing in my head. Thankfully I like the Housemartins, so thank you x which one???
Happy hour, you donut! "Had it been The Beautiful South another song sprung to mind!  | |||
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"Good evening barman can i have a dick sucker and sex on the drive way cocktail please "now do I have Pear vodka here,, let me check And as for the Sex on the drive, I'm pretty sure that the first blue cocktail ordered in the 5 night history of fab bar, We'll have to pic you holding it and hang it behind the bar, | |||
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha tell ya what
I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,,
Whaaa, "No thank I think I pay for This drink and emm Go to another bar whare I can emmm use my services ha ha | |||
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"Good evening barman can i have a dick sucker and sex on the drive way cocktail please now do I have Pear vodka here,, let me check
And as for the Sex on the drive, I'm pretty sure that the first blue cocktail ordered in the 5 night history of fab bar,
We'll have to pic you holding it and hang it behind the bar, "Will clothes be optionally for said photo? | |||
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"I now have the Housemartins song playing in my head. Thankfully I like the Housemartins, so thank you x which one???
Happy hour, you donut! ohhh I'd love a donut,,
Had it been The Beautiful South another song sprung to mind!
Which? "
ohh jesus now you have double done it, (yes I perved)
And caravan is their ó ly song I listen to,
I'm a Pearl Jam man myself | |||
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"I now have the Housemartins song playing in my head. Thankfully I like the Housemartins, so thank you x which one???
Happy hour, you donut!
Had it been The Beautiful South another song sprung to mind!
Which? "Why it is Perfect 10. | |||
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"Barman, I'm on my way. Please can I have a chambord bellini? "ill have the Chambord ready for you ma'am you can add the bubbly yourself as per likes, | |||
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"Good evening barman can i have a dick sucker and sex on the drive way cocktail please now do I have Pear vodka here,, let me check
And as for the Sex on the drive, I'm pretty sure that the first blue cocktail ordered in the 5 night history of fab bar,
We'll have to pic you holding it and hang it behind the bar,
Will clothes be optionally for said photo?"let me have a perve (look,, I ment look) first | |||
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"Well… we’ve started off with a classic Negroni.. in 30, 30, 30 ratio in a large tumbler with ice and orange. Accompanied by prosciutto, olives, grossini and Parmigiana… Then a very nice Valpolicalla Ripasso… Life is bene!" got ye covered folks, thanks to my bestie bring from that region of Italy and trying to bully me away from my Portuguese reds,,  | |||
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Happy hour, you donut!
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Why it is Perfect 10. "Aww Davie, let’s get a booth over there  | |||
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha tell ya what
I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,,
Whaaa,
No thank I think I pay for This drink and emm
Go to another bar whare I can emmm use my services ha ha "but you can do that here,, we need your swisting and winding skills, us your a local here now, | |||
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"Well good evening kind sir.... I'll take one of most of the top shelf thanks. And I'll take one from you "just dusting a bottle of XO patron would sir care to try? | |||
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"Well good evening kind sir.... I'll take one of most of the top shelf thanks. And I'll take one from you "I also have madam covered,, while we ain't that busy | |||
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"Barman, I'm on my way. Please can I have a chambord bellini? ill have the Chambord ready for you ma'am you can add the bubbly yourself as per likes, "Thank you lovely. Are nuts included | |||
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"Dear Host Is smooth sax allowed in the Bar? Sade is currently singing Smooth Operator… Classic… Thanks" totally allowed, I'm a big blues man myself but all bar Oasis is allowed  | |||
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"Barman, I'm on my way. Please can I have a chambord bellini? ill have the Chambord ready for you ma'am you can add the bubbly yourself as per likes,
Thank you lovely.
Are nuts included "For you,, most definitely, infact you can help yourself and take em anytime | |||
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha tell ya what
I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,,
Whaaa,
No thank I think I pay for This drink and emm
Go to another bar whare I can emmm use my services ha ha but you can do that here,, we need your swisting and winding skills, us your a local here now, "Ha ha ok then but was hoping I could put my emmm head game to use ha ha | |||
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"I now have the Housemartins song playing in my head. Thankfully I like the Housemartins, so thank you x which one???
Happy hour, you donut!
Had it been The Beautiful South another song sprung to mind!
Which?
Why it is Perfect 10.
Aww Davie, let’s get a booth over there "You say the sweetest things. Let us peruse the cocktail menu for something fruity. | |||
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"Good evening barman can i have a dick sucker and sex on the drive way cocktail please now do I have Pear vodka here,, let me check
And as for the Sex on the drive, I'm pretty sure that the first blue cocktail ordered in the 5 night history of fab bar,
We'll have to pic you holding it and hang it behind the bar,
Will clothes be optionally for said photo? let me have a perve (look,, I ment look) first "Well perv/look away. If your require extra material do please let me know . Now those last 2 drinks where delightful may i have a Wet Pussy now thank you | |||
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha tell ya what
I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,,
Whaaa,
No thank I think I pay for This drink and emm
Go to another bar whare I can emmm use my services ha ha but you can do that here,, we need your swisting and winding skills, us your a local here now,
Ha ha ok then but was hoping I could put my emmm head game to use ha ha "who said you can't, the night is young, | |||
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"I now have the Housemartins song playing in my head. Thankfully I like the Housemartins, so thank you x which one???
Happy hour, you donut!
Had it been The Beautiful South another song sprung to mind!
Which?
Why it is Perfect 10.
Aww Davie, let’s get a booth over there
You say the sweetest things. Let us peruse the cocktail menu for something fruity. "take your time and get back to me good sir | |||
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"Good evening barman can i have a dick sucker and sex on the drive way cocktail please now do I have Pear vodka here,, let me check
And as for the Sex on the drive, I'm pretty sure that the first blue cocktail ordered in the 5 night history of fab bar,
We'll have to pic you holding it and hang it behind the bar,
Will clothes be optionally for said photo? let me have a perve (look,, I ment look) first
Well perv/look away. If your require extra material do please let me know . Now those last 2 drinks where delightful may i have a Wet Pussy now thank you"you may certainly can Please step this way (as he lifts the bar flap with a cheeky grin on his face) | |||
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"I shall have the usual please…. Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries "did madam get to try Puerto de Ind3 yet?? | |||
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha tell ya what
I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,,
Whaaa,
No thank I think I pay for This drink and emm
Go to another bar whare I can emmm use my services ha ha but you can do that here,, we need your swisting and winding skills, us your a local here now,
Ha ha ok then but was hoping I could put my emmm head game to use ha ha who said you can't, the night is young, "Ha ha ok you got a deal ha ha | |||
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"Room temperature Tia maria and cola please. Hold the ice, I need warming up PNG x " coming right up Grab a table near the fire and I'll bring it right over. | |||
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"Good evening young man,and cool nod to all at the bar. Up at half four for work so quiet one for me. Pint of ale and a little tipple of honey jd please " ale is only in bottles good sir, so what grabs your fancy, I'm a fan of the JD honey myself(weirdly) ,, good choice sir | |||
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"It's Friday night again folks, bar is fully stocked, and open till 7am.th fire is lit, stripper pole on pool table 1 is polished to an inch of it life. The dick have blown away in the garden pond so as a result of the day that's in it, free hot whiskys for those who need em , Same rules apply, No Stella or the likes.. (it's a classy joint) Guinness and Balieys are liquid gold,,, So Fabulous people What ye having? " lets have a few tunes from Martin kemp ( varied ) and me light weight bud light barman pls | |||
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"Lemonade and a fruity gin (brockmans)" coming right up sir | |||
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"I shall have the usual please…. Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries did madam get to try Puerto de Ind3 yet?? "Not as yet I’m afraid…. That shall be my next drink | |||
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"Usual sake for me. I brought my own creme de chassis so can rustle up my own kir imperiale "ahh welcome back yo our Res Ninja,, front side fridge is well stocked Sir and the Saki is warmed for the night that is in it,, | |||
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"I shall have the usual please…. Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries did madam get to try Puerto de Ind3 yet??
Not as yet I’m afraid…. That shall be my next drink "you said that last week lol | |||
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"I shall have the usual please…. Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries did madam get to try Puerto de Ind3 yet??
Not as yet I’m afraid…. That shall be my next drink you said that last week lol"I know but haven’t had the chance yet | |||
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"It's Friday night again folks, bar is fully stocked, and open till 7am.th fire is lit, stripper pole on pool table 1 is polished to an inch of it life. The dick have blown away in the garden pond so as a result of the day that's in it, free hot whiskys for those who need em , Same rules apply, No Stella or the likes.. (it's a classy joint) Guinness and Balieys are liquid gold,,, So Fabulous people What ye having? lets have a few tunes from Martin kemp ( varied ) and me light weight bud light barman pls "the tunes I can help ye with, Bud Light,, emmm , tell ye what go back outside look up at the bar front, soake it in, now take a deep breath, that's classy you smell and comeback in quick out of the freezing cold and order a real beer, this is a piss free zone folks, | |||
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"I shall have the usual please…. Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries did madam get to try Puerto de Ind3 yet??
Not as yet I’m afraid…. That shall be my next drink you said that last week lol
I know but haven’t had the chance yet "you are missing out, | |||
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"Good evening young man,and cool nod to all at the bar. Up at half four for work so quiet one for me. Pint of ale and a little tipple of honey jd please ale is only in bottles good sir, so what grabs your fancy, I'm a fan of the JD honey myself(weirdly) ,, good choice sir " A bottle of butty bach if you have it please,have a honey jd for yourself,and a drink for the lady in the corner with the nice eyes and gorgeous smile | |||
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"I shall have the usual please…. Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries did madam get to try Puerto de Ind3 yet??
Not as yet I’m afraid…. That shall be my next drink you said that last week lol
I know but haven’t had the chance yet you are missing out, "I promise I shall try it tomorrow | |||
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"Good evening young man,and cool nod to all at the bar. Up at half four for work so quiet one for me. Pint of ale and a little tipple of honey jd please ale is only in bottles good sir, so what grabs your fancy, I'm a fan of the JD honey myself(weirdly) ,, good choice sir A bottle of butty bach if you have it please,have a honey jd for yourself,and a drink for the lady in the corner with the nice eyes and gorgeous smile " coming right up sir, now which lady, there are a few stunners in here now,, | |||
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"I shall have the usual please…. Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries did madam get to try Puerto de Ind3 yet??
Not as yet I’m afraid…. That shall be my next drink you said that last week lol
I know but haven’t had the chance yet you are missing out,
I promise I shall try it tomorrow "I'll hold you to that, and get a decent tonic also, | |||
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha tell ya what
I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,,
Whaaa,
No thank I think I pay for This drink and emm
Go to another bar whare I can emmm use my services ha ha but you can do that here,, we need your swisting and winding skills, us your a local here now,
Ha ha ok then but was hoping I could put my emmm head game to use ha ha who said you can't, the night is young,
Ha ha ok you got a deal ha ha "see I look after my locals, | |||
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"I shall have the usual please…. Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries did madam get to try Puerto de Ind3 yet??
Not as yet I’m afraid…. That shall be my next drink you said that last week lol
I know but haven’t had the chance yet you are missing out,
I promise I shall try it tomorrow I'll hold you to that, and get a decent tonic also, "Nope I’m sticking with the lemonade | |||
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"Does anyone want to sit on my lap "Natalie, you are in luck,, | |||
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"Double gin with raspberry lemonade, bottle f Prosecco and jäger chaser please "now Cheeky that's more like it Big fan of your there ma'am, (but you already knew this ) | |||
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"Double gin with raspberry lemonade, bottle f Prosecco and jäger chaser please now Cheeky that's more like it
Big fan of your there ma'am, (but you already knew this ) "Have you got any nuts | |||
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"Double gin with raspberry lemonade, bottle f Prosecco and jäger chaser please "and to answer your Question,, yes,, Yes you are, and have been for a long time | |||
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"Double gin with raspberry lemonade, bottle f Prosecco and jäger chaser please now Cheeky that's more like it
Big fan of your there ma'am, (but you already knew this )
Have you got any nuts "yes to that Question two I have a some swert ginger ones if madam would care to sample | |||
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"Good evening innkeep. It has been a tough week, could I have a top shelf margarita please, with double tequila, extra salt and a side of chilli nachos if the kitchen is still open. I'll allow it,, Coming right up, " That was delicious innkeep. May I have the same again please? Could you hold the nachos as the jalapenos are... | |||
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"Mrs Sophisticat would like a good Irish Whiskey to round off the evening… What would you recommend please? She is currently slipping into something slinky… to grace your piano…" I'm going to suggest 2 to your good lady, neither are what we would call high, high end but both have made my private stash of late, Jason Black barrel knot as harsh as the regular Jameson, and a nice new one from Roe and Co. | |||
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha tell ya what
I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,,
Whaaa,
No thank I think I pay for This drink and emm
Go to another bar whare I can emmm use my services ha ha but you can do that here,, we need your swisting and winding skills, us your a local here now,
Ha ha ok then but was hoping I could put my emmm head game to use ha ha who said you can't, the night is young,
Ha ha ok you got a deal ha ha see
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"Good evening young man,and cool nod to all at the bar. Up at half four for work so quiet one for me. Pint of ale and a little tipple of honey jd please ale is only in bottles good sir, so what grabs your fancy, I'm a fan of the JD honey myself(weirdly) ,, good choice sir A bottle of butty bach if you have it please,have a honey jd for yourself,and a drink for the lady in the corner with the nice eyes and gorgeous smile coming right up sir, now which lady, there are a few stunners in here now,, "I have noticed. I’ll play it safe and say all of them | |||
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"Sorry to be a pleb, but do you have any crisps? Or even some olives. Thanks." High maintenance!! | |||
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"Sorry to be a pleb, but do you have any crisps? Or even some olives. Thanks. High maintenance!! "Or just a greedy bitch | |||
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"My normal jack Daniels and cola And can we work out a deal for free drinks the rest off the evening and when I say that I don’t mean working behind the bar or in less it’s on my knees ha ha tell ya what
I have a new grammafone (well very old actually) that I got as a piece of furniture for the pub,, if I set it up on the right of the bar, you could get on your knees and wind that baby up all night, and I'll look after your drink tab,,
Whaaa,
No thank I think I pay for This drink and emm
Go to another bar whare I can emmm use my services ha ha but you can do that here,, we need your swisting and winding skills, us your a local here now,
Ha ha ok then but was hoping I could put my emmm head game to use ha ha who said you can't, the night is young,
Ha ha ok you got a deal ha ha see
I look after my locals,
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"Good evening young man,and cool nod to all at the bar. Up at half four for work so quiet one for me. Pint of ale and a little tipple of honey jd please ale is only in bottles good sir, so what grabs your fancy, I'm a fan of the JD honey myself(weirdly) ,, good choice sir A bottle of butty bach if you have it please,have a honey jd for yourself,and a drink for the lady in the corner with the nice eyes and gorgeous smile coming right up sir, now which lady, there are a few stunners in here now,,
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me? "Disco Iced Tea!!! DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me? "would maad care for a slippery nipple or an Angels Tip | |||
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"Sorry to be a pleb, but do you have any crisps? Or even some olives. Thanks. High maintenance!!
Or just a greedy bitch "I do like a bar snack myself to be fair. In all the Aussie pubs when I was there, there were crisps and nuts. Nobby's Nuts. So you could nibble Nobby's Nuts.  . | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me? would maad care for a slippery nipple or an Angels Tip"I've never had either! You choose for me | |||
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"Sorry to be a pleb, but do you have any crisps? Or even some olives. Thanks." fantastic olives in the fridge and we have irish Crisps, what flavour would my Celt sister desire? | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *."jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,, | |||
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"We have survived our journey north. Relaxing now in a nice cosy cottage, in the Lakes Supping.....or should I really say glugging Baileys having finnished the wine. Happy holidays xxxxx Suzi", good on ye folks,, | |||
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Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,, "Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! | |||
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Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! "does sir mean Soccer?? | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer?? "YASS someone else who calls it soccer! | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer! "Oh gawd. | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer! "No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays Tut tut tut. That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer! "it ain't football, GAA is Football, Soccer was invented because the invaders hadn't the skills nor ball size to try real Football | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate."no mate, tutt tutt know your History, the Aussies got it closer to the original than her empire HQ fellows,, real football is over 700 years old, only thing in oz that old are the natives and all the animals trying to kill ya mate,, | |||
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Disco Iced Tea!!!
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Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate."Shakes head in disbelief  - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol | |||
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Have fun.
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"You’re so good at this Ambassador. Move to Edinburgh and do it for real!" only if you lick me up at the airport in nothing but a long black overcoat, | |||
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Lick "well that will work also but I ment pick,, big magic fingers don't suit this phone, lol | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol "neither is Soccer,, FACT. And what was soccer(20 years + ago) is now ballerina ball, | |||
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I'll have to leave a new sign above the bar, if you waiting more than 10 min, pm me a (barman did you get my order)
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"Tea? yes but we don't serve milk,, "I'm sure you have lemon... I will take black tea and lemon please | |||
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I'll have to leave a new sign above the bar, if you waiting more than 10 min, pm me a (barman did you get my order)
How sexy lady what can I get ya
I nearly jumped over the bar and helped myself to a whiskey, I'm good at entertaining myself "can you reach the top shelf | |||
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I'm sure you have lemon... I will take black tea and lemon please "coming right up madam, | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol "NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy . | |||
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I'll have to leave a new sign above the bar, if you waiting more than 10 min, pm me a (barman did you get my order)
How sexy lady what can I get ya
I nearly jumped over the bar and helped myself to a whiskey, I'm good at entertaining myself can you reach the top shelf "Damn, didn't think of that now did I. | |||
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I'm sure you have lemon... I will take black tea and lemon please coming right up madam, "Thank you kindly... I appreciate your effort.  | |||
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I'll have to leave a new sign above the bar, if you waiting more than 10 min, pm me a (barman did you get my order)
How sexy lady what can I get ya
I nearly jumped over the bar and helped myself to a whiskey, I'm good at entertaining myself can you reach the top shelf
Damn, didn't think of that now did I."lol Scotch or Irish?? | |||
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Have fun.
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"I've nearly waited an hour too, I won't be leaving no tip that's for sure
I'll have to leave a new sign above the bar, if you waiting more than 10 min, pm me a (barman did you get my order)
How sexy lady what can I get ya
I nearly jumped over the bar and helped myself to a whiskey, I'm good at entertaining myself "Are you Irish or American? In Scotland it’s whisky J x | |||
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"I've nearly waited an hour too, I won't be leaving no tip that's for sure
I'll have to leave a new sign above the bar, if you waiting more than 10 min, pm me a (barman did you get my order)
How sexy lady what can I get ya
I nearly jumped over the bar and helped myself to a whiskey, I'm good at entertaining myself
Are you Irish or American? In Scotland it’s whisky
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"I've nearly waited an hour too, I won't be leaving no tip that's for sure
I'll have to leave a new sign above the bar, if you waiting more than 10 min, pm me a (barman did you get my order)
How sexy lady what can I get ya
I nearly jumped over the bar and helped myself to a whiskey, I'm good at entertaining myself
Are you Irish or American? In Scotland it’s whisky
J x irish and autocorrect is a bitch, I ment whisky as I know where I am but the good stuff is spelt Whiskey, lol"The good stuff is never spelt with an E | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy ."Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell. | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell. "Excuse me innkeep may I have a round of drinks for my friends here. They can have anything but that woman who may not be mentioned or a Fosters. | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell. " | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell.
Excuse me innkeep may I have a round of drinks for my friends here. They can have anything but that woman who may not be mentioned or a Fosters. "zero Fosters here my good man,, Must try harder,, | |||
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"I’ll have a French75 please "any specific Gin ma'am | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell.
Excuse me innkeep may I have a round of drinks for my friends here. They can have anything but that woman who may not be mentioned or a Fosters. zero Fosters here my good man,,
Must try harder,, "You have good taste innkeep. Forsters is, as we say mingin. | |||
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"Mrs TMN is going out out - it's a jd and diet , please, barkeep! Mrs TMN x welllll hellllooo there, and coming right up madam" Ah. I hope you managed to get my order despite the missing word... Diet c*ke, please | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell.
Excuse me innkeep may I have a round of drinks for my friends here. They can have anything but that woman who may not be mentioned or a Fosters. zero Fosters here my good man,,
Must try harder,,
You have good taste innkeep. Forsters is, as we say mingin. "I think it's safe to say that 1 disco ice tea is 1 to many for you good sir,, When I said zero fosters I was not referring to the % alcohol, and anyone drinking Fostors has zero taste buds left, | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell.
Excuse me innkeep may I have a round of drinks for my friends here. They can have anything but that woman who may not be mentioned or a Fosters. "You just can't deal with the primal, masculine energy of Australian Rules Football, Davie. | |||
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"I’ll have a French75 please any specific Gin ma'am "Hendricks please, nothing flavoured | |||
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"Mrs TMN is going out out - it's a jd and diet , please, barkeep! Mrs TMN x welllll hellllooo there, and coming right up madam Ah. I hope you managed to get my order despite the missing word... Diet c*ke, please "I figured I was a D , I left the bottle there just incase I was wrong | |||
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"I’ll have a French75 please any specific Gin ma'am Hendricks please, nothing flavoured "old school I like it,, | |||
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"It's Friday night again folks, bar is fully stocked, and open till 7am.th fire is lit, stripper pole on pool table 1 is polished to an inch of it life. The dick have blown away in the garden pond so as a result of the day that's in it, free hot whiskys for those who need em , Same rules apply, No Stella or the likes.. (it's a classy joint) Guinness and Balieys are liquid gold,,, So Fabulous people What ye having? " Ever had a mini Guinness? Shot glass filled with Tia Maria and then baileys poured slowly on the top to give you the head. Then neck it in one go! | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell.
Excuse me innkeep may I have a round of drinks for my friends here. They can have anything but that woman who may not be mentioned or a Fosters.
You just can't deal with the primal, masculine energy of Australian Rules Football, Davie. "or GAA, the oz big brother in football terms lol | |||
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"Tanqueray Sevilla, ice
Thank you, Barkeep…"I have yet to try this 1 myself | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell.
Excuse me innkeep may I have a round of drinks for my friends here. They can have anything but that woman who may not be mentioned or a Fosters.
You just can't deal with the primal, masculine energy of Australian Rules Football, Davie. "I wish I could come back with a whitty retort to you my Aussie friend, but fortunately being Scottish we didn't play girls games when I grew up in Scotland. | |||
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"It's Friday night again folks, bar is fully stocked, and open till 7am.th fire is lit, stripper pole on pool table 1 is polished to an inch of it life. The dick have blown away in the garden pond so as a result of the day that's in it, free hot whiskys for those who need em , Same rules apply, No Stella or the likes.. (it's a classy joint) Guinness and Balieys are liquid gold,,, So Fabulous people What ye having? Ever had a mini Guinness? Shot glass filled with Tia Maria and then baileys poured slowly on the top to give you the head. Then neck it in one go!" a baby Guinness you mean good sir, and could I suggest you swap out the Tua Maria for XO Padron, just the one time,, mind blowing different, | |||
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"Good evening Sir, might you recommend a cocktail to suit me?
Disco Iced Tea!!!
DISCO ICED TEA - OLMECA TEQUILA, STOLICHNAYA VODKA,. APPLETON RUM, BEEFEATER GIN,. BLUE CURACAO, LEMON, LEMONADE. *. jesus christ some1 on rack invented that 1 sir,,
Tbh 4 before football are brilliant!!!! does sir mean Soccer??
YASS someone else who calls it soccer!
No no no!!! Football is the game with a round ball that everyone plays
Tut tut tut.
That’s like calling sprite and 7up lemonade - they are not r whites is lemonade
Tut tut yourself. Football is Aussie Rules, mate.
Shakes head in disbelief - Aussie rule and American football are not ‘football’ lol
NOT football? NOT football? But the pansy ass no hands soccer is? Lunacy .
Pardon me for interupting but this scoccer you talk about is agame that is played mainly with the FOOT. Aussie Rules on the other hand involves hands, feet, jumping up to catch the ball and pirouetting around like Darcey Bussell.
Excuse me innkeep may I have a round of drinks for my friends here. They can have anything but that woman who may not be mentioned or a Fosters.
You just can't deal with the primal, masculine energy of Australian Rules Football, Davie.
I wish I could come back with a whitty retort to you my Aussie friend, but fortunately being Scottish we didn't play girls games when I grew up in Scotland. "if you didn't play Shinty good sir then trust me you didn't play masculine games either, and what the ffk are Girly games??? | |||
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" A rhubarb gin please BarKeep only open a bottle the other night, coming right up"...slimline and ice please too Maybe a double is best too | |||
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" A rhubarb gin please BarKeep only open a bottle the other night, coming right up
...slimline and ice please too
Maybe a double is best too "you got it Ma'am, would you like some jelly beans with that,,,?? | |||
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"Mrs TMN is going out out - it's a jd and diet , please, barkeep! Mrs TMN x welllll hellllooo there, and coming right up madam Ah. I hope you managed to get my order despite the missing word... Diet c*ke, please I figured I was a D ,
I left the bottle there just incase I was wrong"Ah you're a good man barkeep. I'll give you a tip - a wee nip slip | |||
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"Mrs TMN is going out out - it's a jd and diet , please, barkeep! Mrs TMN x welllll hellllooo there, and coming right up madam Ah. I hope you managed to get my order despite the missing word... Diet c*ke, please I figured I was a D ,
I left the bottle there just incase I was wrong
Ah you're a good man barkeep. I'll give you a tip - a wee nip slip "if I really look after ya could I push the boat out for a nip suck | |||
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"I’ll have a French75 please any specific Gin ma'am Hendricks please, nothing flavoured old school
I like it,, "I prefer the term “classic” | |||
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"Evening good sir, I'll take an old fashioned please coming right up my good man"And one for yourself | |||
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"Mrs TMN is going out out - it's a jd and diet , please, barkeep! Mrs TMN x welllll hellllooo there, and coming right up madam Ah. I hope you managed to get my order despite the missing word... Diet c*ke, please I figured I was a D ,
I left the bottle there just incase I was wrong
Ah you're a good man barkeep. I'll give you a tip - a wee nip slip if I really look after ya could I push the boat out for a nip suck "Well, that depends. How would you "look after me"? | |||
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"I’ll have a French75 please any specific Gin ma'am Hendricks please, nothing flavoured old school
I like it,, I prefer the term “classic” "are we still talking gin here Miss M | |||
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"JD Honey on the rocks, as large as you can make it." we keep em at doubles folks,, but I can leave the bottle, | |||
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