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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Men...you can aim perfectly when it comes to putting it in a pussy, but trying to get you to wee in the toilet without sprinkling all around the floor is mission impossible.

The way us ladies were taught to walk and sit properly in school, maybe they should have toilet target practice for men.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Although we're guys, we always sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although we're guys, we always sit "

If i was a guy id sit too...

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"If i was a guy id sit too... "

No point going unless it's enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have 5 men in the house...its isnt funny at times lol.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If i was a guy id sit too...

No point going unless it's enjoyable "

well i just think if u wanna poo whilst ur stood up well thats not so good so might aswell sit down just incase lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

It's a lovely feeling sitting down starting to pee followed by a huge sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a lovely feeling sitting down starting to pee followed by a huge sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "

Yep i know that feeling but i dont ave a little elephants trunk getting in the way lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"Yep i know that feeling but i dont ave a little elephants trunk getting in the way lol"

Who mentioned little?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep i know that feeling but i dont ave a little elephants trunk getting in the way lol

Who mentioned little? "

Fuck me ahem

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

It's a "marking the territory" thing.... we need to know that toilet carpet is ours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a "marking the territory" thing.... we need to know that toilet carpet is ours! "

carpet in the loo...ewwwwww

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"It's a "marking the territory" thing.... we need to know that toilet carpet is ours!

carpet in the loo...ewwwwww"

you took the words right out of my mouth

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"carpet in the loo...ewwwwww"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"carpet in the loo...ewwwwww

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you 2 dudes put your eyeballs back in lol.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"you 2 dudes put your eyeballs back in lol."

Someone's toliet needs a make over me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you 2 dudes put your eyeballs back in lol.

Someone's toliet needs a make over me thinks "

you think.?!?!..shudders. I can't imagine why anyone would have carpet in a loo..shudders again.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham


"you think.?!?!..shudders. I can't imagine why anyone would have carpet in a loo..shudders again."

Think we should add to our profile "We don't do invites if you've carpet in the loo"

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I meant that little furry rug thing that goes round the loo!

But if you'd all like to come round and inspect my bathroom, you're more than welcome. But it can get quite steamy in there, so I'll hand out towels at the door....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although we're guys, we always sit "

I sit also.

cos I'm ferkin lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I meant that little furry rug thing that goes round the loo!

But if you'd all like to come round and inspect my bathroom, you're more than welcome. But it can get quite steamy in there, so I'll hand out towels at the door.... "

It's ok ladies, Wayne's here to save the day, I don't mind going around to check the loo floor.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

[Removed by poster at 03/11/09 22:35:19]

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"I meant that little furry rug thing that goes round the loo!

But if you'd all like to come round and inspect my bathroom, you're more than welcome. But it can get quite steamy in there, so I'll hand out towels at the door....

It's ok ladies, Wayne's here to save the day, I don't mind going around to check the loo floor. "

you only want to do it so you can sniff the loo seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I is a stander, just always have been and never questioned it........

Will now do sit down pees for a fortnight to see if it is any better.

As to the original question.......well, my aim is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its alright for the ladies they dont get the dreaded Pipes of Pan when youve got a little bit of dried spunk on your pee hole you get two streams at once I have two toilets next to eachother for such occasions...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its alright for the ladies they dont get the dreaded Pipes of Pan when youve got a little bit of dried spunk on your pee hole you get two streams at once I have two toilets next to eachother for such occasions... "

ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got carpet in toilet but we an all female household so it safe to put carpet down! any meets can pee out the back lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got carpet in toilet but we an all female household so it safe to put carpet down! any meets can pee out the back lol x"

Spose it gets washed away by the never ending rain where you are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a risk i have to take lol!!! yeah it true about rain thinkin of buildin an ark or gettin a canoe!! x

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

some say i'm a shitter but i think they mean i'm a sitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling a bit sick now .....

Tell me ..... How come on one thread everyone says they like to be pee'd on YET on this one people are moaning about pee on the loo floor?

If I have to choose where some bloke pees.... it's going to be the floor before it's over me.

Mind you ...anyone who pees over me has just done the last thing they'd ever do in their life. Cept see stars.

TIP - Put a ping pong ball in the pan. Nothing like taking aim and perfecting it.

For the really really really grown up men ( hahahahaaaa funny in the same sentence ) put two ping pong balls painted as tits. Sure to hit every time and dribble on em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well done granny lol xx

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By *ohn_in_ChinaMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Hey at least we have the option of sitting over here, just came back from working in China for a month and they only have the squat type loo's there except at the hotel was staying at, needless to say learned fast to be regular in the morning.............

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