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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If a mate got bitten on his cock by a venomous snake, would you suck the venom out!?

To be honest I think I’d just promise him I’d wipe his porn history off his phone and computer before anyone saw it and let him die …

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve now got the scene from ‘Snakes on a plane’ in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a mate got bitten on his cock by a venomous snake, would you suck the venom out!?

To be honest I think I’d just promise him I’d wipe his porn history off his phone and computer before anyone saw it and let him die …

What about you? "

This

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still rolling around laughing here

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Less the cock and more the venom I'd be worried about...!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"I’ve now got the scene from ‘Snakes on a plane’ in my head.

Remember to swish that oil round your mouth before you commence sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don’t take the tip, it’s ok. Your straightness is safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's times like those you realise how all the annoying little things he's done over the years that you always let slip has really taken their toll, and in fact you don't like him at all. Poor bastard's doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you spit or swallow after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Less the cock and more the venom I'd be worried about...!

Definitely a spit scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be that split second thought about how my mate got in the position where a venomous snake had a free shot at his cock.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Surely a dying man deserves a last blow job. Technically a suck job.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd make a pair of snakeskin shoes in his memory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd make a pair of snakeskin shoes in his memory"

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Will you spit or swallow after

In my experience all straight guys spit it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already got my suit and black tie looked out

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

What was my friend doing to get bit on his penis by a venomous snake, as frankly it sounds like I’d be doing the world a favour by letting him die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you spit or swallow after

In my experience all straight guys spit it out

It's only gay if they swallow.

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

The venom moves too quickly inside the body to be able to suck it out...the " suck the venom out" theory has been debunked decades ago.

I know I know...this thread is not to be taken seriously...either way, I would never, under any circumstances (life or death), suck a cock ...simple as that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Better to cut it off

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