FabSwingers.com forum: Upside down pineapple

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've heard that turned upside down pineapples are to let others know your open to swinging? Is this true? Lol

Can be fun in supermarkets turning all pineapples upside down haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hadn’t heard of that until joining here.

Have heard the same about Pampas grass, and I have some of that in my back garden. It’s looking a bit ripped from the storm, and is scattered everywhere.

Not sure what message that would give

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I've heard that turned upside down pineapples are to let others know your open to swinging? Is this true? Lol

Can be fun in supermarkets turning all pineapples upside down haha "

I'd rather just eat said pineapple to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many purported myths that link innocuous things to swinging. I find that my “I’m a swinger, fancy a shag?” T-shirt works best.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd rather have the cake tbf

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"I've heard that turned upside down pineapples are to let others know your open to swinging? Is this true? Lol

Can be fun in supermarkets turning all pineapples upside down haha "

Pmsl, not heard of that one before but apparently pineapple juice makes your cum taste better !?@?

. Other than that there's the old pampas grass in the front garden (60's/70's lol) or the ankle necklaces worn by women...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If anyone pops into Cheltenham Waitrose later....

It was me who did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone pops into Cheltenham Waitrose later....

It was me who did it

Posho!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Garden Gnomes are ostensibly indicative of swingers also according to unsubstantiated media sources (possibly said gnomes arranged in sexual poses?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Garden Gnomes are ostensibly indicative of swingers also according to unsubstantiated media sources (possibly said gnomes arranged in sexual poses?)

How about a garden gnome sitting on an upside down pineapple, rod in hand.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I heard that on an American YouTubers video the other day. It was funny how they were discussing someone from a reality show being swingers and earnestly advising that upside down pineapples are a sign.

I was watching Afterlife the other day and there’s an episode where Tony goes to interview a swinging couple. I did chuckle when I noticed they had a small pampas grass plant on the side table next to them in every shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a pain to try and get the leaves through the square holes on the shopping trolley

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm going to start doing this to anything pineapple next time I go to B&M

Usually we just write rude words with letters

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"I've heard that turned upside down pineapples are to let others know your open to swinging? Is this true? Lol "

How is it supposed to work? Do I carry the pineapple around with me or stick it in the front window?

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