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"Chuck it back over the fence. Turn it upside down with something on top and it would be fine. " No point throwing it back where it came from, it will just keep coming back. Throw it downwind. | |||
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"I’ve seen a video of wheelie bin getting blown around above houses, someone’s added the doctor who theme it’s hilarious "If it’s the same one I have seen that bin got some serious air time  | |||
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"Eunice. You were warned and should have battened down the hatches. So.....who's garden trampoline has been blown into my garden and is wreaking havoc on my freshly replanted lawn? What will you do for me in order to make amends for your peccadillo?!
I'm waiting."It’s been terrible here this morning. I had to stand my little grey food recycling bin back up after it blew over. | |||
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"Chuck it back over the fence. Turn it upside down with something on top and it would be fine. No point throwing it back where it came from, it will just keep coming back. Throw it downwind."  | |||
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"A wise man once said - “It’s not that the wind is blowing, its what the wind is blowing!” " Quite so but that bloody trampoline is still being tossed about my garden and Eunice is really starting to blow now. | |||
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"Chuck it back over the fence. Turn it upside down with something on top and it would be fine. " I'm no touching it. It a weapons of mass destruction to my garden at the moment. I wouldn't even be able to catch it. | |||
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"I sat out all night and didn’t get blown
I actually made myself laugh then " | |||
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"Just thankful a lot of trees don't have leaves. Would be a lot worse." Leaves would be mesmerising to watch being blown about, at least.  | |||
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"Chuck it back over the fence. Turn it upside down with something on top and it would be fine. No point throwing it back where it came from, it will just keep coming back. Throw it downwind." Good point. Be a good neighbour, pass it on. | |||
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"I sat out all night and didn’t get blown
I actually made myself laugh then "You laugh at your own jokes? I do too. We could have a drink and tell jokes to amuse ourselves. | |||
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"I’ve seen a video of wheelie bin getting blown around above houses, someone’s added the doctor who theme it’s hilarious "ABOVE the houses??? That is some serious blowing. | |||
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"I’ve seen a video of wheelie bin getting blown around above houses, someone’s added the doctor who theme it’s hilarious
If it’s the same one I have seen that bin got some serious air time "Is the video fake, do you think? | |||
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"And you wonder why most storms are female "Oh my God!! I'm not touching this one. | |||
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"Eunice. You were warned and should have battened down the hatches. So.....who's garden trampoline has been blown into my garden and is wreaking havoc on my freshly replanted lawn? What will you do for me in order to make amends for your peccadillo?!
I'm waiting.
It’s been terrible here this morning. I had to stand my little grey food recycling bin back up after it blew over. "Did it get blown back over? She supposed to be blowing harder in the coming hours. | |||
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"I sat out all night and didn’t get blown
I actually made myself laugh then
You laugh at your own jokes? I do too. We could have a drink and tell jokes to amuse ourselves. "I really do. It’s sad but true | |||
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"Not sure about going out in this, i dont weigh much so theres a possibility itll catch the hood on my jacket and send me on an express flight to the brecons "This actually is real for me. I'm very small framed and light and could feel the wind pushing me backwards as I lifted one leg to walk forward, knocking me off balance on my other leg. | |||
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"I sat out all night and didn’t get blown
I actually made myself laugh then
"She made me laugh too. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 18/02/22 10:18:51]" Did you get blown away?? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 18/02/22 10:19:15]" Hold on, I've got you...... | |||
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"I sat out all night and didn’t get blown
I actually made myself laugh then
You laugh at your own jokes? I do too. We could have a drink and tell jokes to amuse ourselves.
I really do. It’s sad but true "Sad? Pffft....at least we know how to amuse ourselves. | |||
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"I sat out all night and didn’t get blown
I actually made myself laugh then
You laugh at your own jokes? I do too. We could have a drink and tell jokes to amuse ourselves.
I really do. It’s sad but true "It’s not sad! It’s quite endearing actually, especially when someone pisses themselves when the punchline comes | |||
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"I sat out all night and didn’t get blown
I actually made myself laugh then
You laugh at your own jokes? I do too. We could have a drink and tell jokes to amuse ourselves.
I really do. It’s sad but true
Sad? Pffft....at least we know how to amuse ourselves. "You two should definitely go for drinks! | |||
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"Not sure will be a great loss if some trampolines dissappear. Who wants a big ugly thing like that in the garden anyway? "You're back! Well, they're fun for little ones to expend some energy in, aren't they? I wish I were little enough to still use one. | |||
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"You would have thought they would have tied it down or something really." Exactly! This is negligence!! My poor lawn. | |||
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"I sat out all night and didn’t get blown
I actually made myself laugh then
You laugh at your own jokes? I do too. We could have a drink and tell jokes to amuse ourselves.
I really do. It’s sad but true
Sad? Pffft....at least we know how to amuse ourselves.
You two should definitely go for drinks!"We should. I'd laugh even more if others joined us and looked at use bemused but unamused. | |||
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"Spent the last hour in the garden with my cock out just in case Eunice decides to suck instead of blow "Wayyyyyy ahead of you there pal. She blew me good and proper and I'm going for another round at lunchtime.  | |||
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"Wayyyyyy ahead of you there pal. She blew me good and proper and I'm going for another round at lunchtime. "Shit wish I lived on the coast, she's usually all blown out before she gets to me | |||
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"Not sure will be a great loss if some trampolines dissappear. Who wants a big ugly thing like that in the garden anyway?
You're back!
Well, they're fun for little ones to expend some energy in, aren't they? I wish I were little enough to still use one."Lol, had to delete and add again due to typos - blooming predictor. I agree but can sometimes be a bit too much for other people and a menace to close neighbours especially if not used just by little ones but 3 generations and non stop. I hope I am not starting a heated debate about trampolines | |||
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"Wayyyyyy ahead of you there pal. She blew me good and proper and I'm going for another round at lunchtime.
Shit wish I lived on the coast, she's usually all blown out before she gets to me "Can't blame her. First landfall is always freshest. | |||
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"Not sure will be a great loss if some trampolines dissappear. Who wants a big ugly thing like that in the garden anyway?
You're back!
Well, they're fun for little ones to expend some energy in, aren't they? I wish I were little enough to still use one.
Lol, had to delete and add again due to typos - blooming predictor.
I agree but can sometimes be a bit too much for other people and a menace to close neighbours especially if not used just by little ones but 3 generations and non stop. I hope I am not starting a heated debate about trampolines "You might've started something there. People might be wondering about it now. | |||
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"Not sure about going out in this, i dont weigh much so theres a possibility itll catch the hood on my jacket and send me on an express flight to the brecons
This actually is real for me. I'm very small framed and light and could feel the wind pushing me backwards as I lifted one leg to walk forward, knocking me off balance on my other leg. "Be careful or it might be a one way ticket to OZ Dorothy | |||
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"No Eunice here, no snow either. I am not amused as was wanting to build a Snowman." Oh, I know what you mean. It's hard being left out of all the fun the rest of us are having, isn't it?
Actually, I must admit it is quite fun for me to pop out into the garden and just feel the force of it every now and then. | |||
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"Here in East Yorkshire the warning is that the wind might reach... 18 mph Think I will leave the trampoline where it is "Oooohhhh....the excitement of a wind vane actually twitching a little there. | |||
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"Horrible here. Me no like "What?? Why not? It's exciting, isn't it? I can't stop seeing the trees straining with each gust. I'm thinking of going for a little walk in it and capture some of it on video. | |||
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"Here in East Yorkshire the warning is that the wind might reach... 18 mph Think I will leave the trampoline where it is
Oooohhhh....the excitement of a wind vane actually twitching a little there. "Jeez I haven't been near a twitching wind vane in far too long! | |||
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"Horrible here. Me no like
What?? Why not? It's exciting, isn't it? I can't stop seeing the trees straining with each gust. I'm thinking of going for a little walk in it and capture some of it on video."Exciting! No | |||
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"We've just been down on the quay in Topsham and it was almost impossible to stand because of the wind.There is also an usually high spring tide so we erred on the side of caution! M and M" Those coastal defences are going to be taking a pounding from all this blowing. | |||
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"The sales of external french shutters will go through the roof if these winds keep coming. "If there's even a roof left to go through. | |||
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"Not sure about going out in this, i dont weigh much so theres a possibility itll catch the hood on my jacket and send me on an express flight to the brecons
This actually is real for me. I'm very small framed and light and could feel the wind pushing me backwards as I lifted one leg to walk forward, knocking me off balance on my other leg.
Be careful or it might be a one way ticket to OZ Dorothy "I see a yellow brick road. Should I be following it? | |||
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"Here in East Yorkshire the warning is that the wind might reach... 18 mph Think I will leave the trampoline where it is
Oooohhhh....the excitement of a wind vane actually twitching a little there.
Jeez I haven't been near a twitching wind vane in far too long! "Well, how hard can you blow?  | |||
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"Horrible here. Me no like
What?? Why not? It's exciting, isn't it? I can't stop seeing the trees straining with each gust. I'm thinking of going for a little walk in it and capture some of it on video.
Exciting! No "Oh Nora....you're not being exploratory! | |||
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"Here in East Yorkshire the warning is that the wind might reach... 18 mph Think I will leave the trampoline where it is
Oooohhhh....the excitement of a wind vane actually twitching a little there.
Jeez I haven't been near a twitching wind vane in far too long!
Well, how hard can you blow? "Out of puff, I'm ill! | |||
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"No major sign of her here yet. She probably took one look at how to get here and changed her mind. Someone mentioned levelling up and northern powerhouse and other wonderful things like that and she thought she will take a look. Then she realised it's too long on the roads and those potholes are a nightmare but nothing has been done for decades. She tried the train and gasped at the prices and delays and thought that can't be right. She looked at the buses and realised she was not on a film set in the 1950s. Finally she thought they are bound to have a lovely airport, took one look and laughed when she realised even that has been blocked and pending an inquiry. No wonder she might decide to spare us. I hope so. Please Eunice!" I might have spoken too soon. Not quite sure yet but there is certainly a little kerfuffle out there | |||
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"For some reason I never thought to bring a coat to work with me. Now its pissing it down. " You just like living dangerously... | |||
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"And you wonder why most storms are female "• Only the females are looking for a Whirlwind romance.  | |||
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"Just had to go and fetch 2 dustbins from halfway down the garden and Dave is nowhere to be found for now, but no permanent damage thankfully." I'm not sure that the "no permanent damage" thing is going to hold true by the end of the day | |||
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