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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

with the person above

What do you say to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm, hi.

Cuppa?

Awkward, moi?!

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Why did you pull that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umm, hi.

Cuppa?

Awkward, moi?!

Hey erm.... wana play strip poker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Umm, hi.

Cuppa?

Awkward, moi?!

Hey erm.... wana play strip poker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Twice?

What have you done with the key? Oh, forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twice?

What have you done with the key? Oh, forget it

Is this Greg Wallace

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Beccles

"Twice?

What have you done with the key? Oh, forget it

Is this Greg Wallace

? "

Are you local?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Twice?

What have you done with the key? Oh, forget it

Is this Greg Wallace

? "

If only I was a few quid behind him. Welcome to our room.twister?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How did you get in here

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

Where did you hide the booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Got any cake?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Got any cake?"

Cake? Lock me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any cake?"

Faf?

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Got any cake?

Faf?"

Not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the ketchup please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your older than I'd usually go for but I'll give it a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got any cake?

Faf?

Not again

Very classy pictures

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Its in the fridge"

Where would you like it?

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I know a song that'll get on your nerves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not tonight my heads banging like shithouse door

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sorry not tonight my heads banging like shithouse door

Have you brought booze?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry not tonight my heads banging like shithouse door

Have you brought booze?"

Where wouldn't I!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sorry not tonight my heads banging like shithouse door

Have you brought booze?

Where wouldn't I!"

Sounds like a party. Nail up the door!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Have you just farted?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Have you just farted?"

sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you just farted?"

Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/02/22 20:34:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"with the person above

What do you say to them

I totally misunderstood this and thought a chastity cage was involved. ??

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Let's share some haggis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hell yes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sample a marshmallow willy please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you close the door behind you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How sweet are your boobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the kettle on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a loo roll?

Or even know where the loo is?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pass the haribos please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a strawberry cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you snore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and snuggle if you’re feeling cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How sweet are your boobies?"

Had no complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I check?

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"How sweet are your boobies?

Had no complaints

Got that banana?

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I check?

Certainly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass the haribos please

I’ll bring a tub with me just for you

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Pass the haribos please

I’ll bring a tub with me just for you

I hope those sprouts don't make you fart.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Pass the haribos please

I’ll bring a tub with me just for you

I hope those sprouts don't make you fart.

sorry, again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll all ignore my loo question at your peril

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You’ll all ignore my loo question at your peril

If you smelt it, you dealt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No doors on loo voyeurs ahoy !

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"You’ll all ignore my loo question at your peril

We are all too polite to talk about such things.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"You’ll all ignore my loo question at your peril

We are all too polite to talk about such things.

Indeed we are! Dieu, go and wash your mouth our!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would, if I knew where the loo was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How unlucky are you

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By *uteinasuitMan
over a year ago

Herts

"How unlucky are you

Well this is awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How unlucky are you

Try and see his cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How unlucky are you

Try and see his cock! "

Twister?

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By *arbar2021Couple
over a year ago

city

Ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How unlucky are you

Try and see his cock! "

I don't have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ride?"

Me? Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ride?

Me? Absolutely "

Tangled?

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Love that film Wine? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My round or yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got Jaffa cakes

No jaffa cakes but got rum and peanuts

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"Have you got Jaffa cakes

Do you cum here often?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Have you got Jaffa cakes

Do you cum here often?

I really like your photos, please may I watch some being taken?

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Barrhead

"Have you got Jaffa cakes

Do you cum here often?

I really like your photos, please may I watch some being taken?

"Hey, how you doin'? "

in my best Joey voice

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"Have you got Jaffa cakes

Do you cum here often?

I really like your photos, please may I watch some being taken?

Did you bring snacks or can I nibble on you?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card!"

Love your shirt, where did you get it?

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By *uttercupEWoman
over a year ago

yarmouth

"Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card!"

…. How about you make me your b*tch..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card!

…. How about you make me your b*tch..

Sit a few metres apart making idle chitchat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll a double mate...we don't have a 'get out of jail free' card!

…. How about you make me your b*tch..

Sit a few metres apart making idle chitchat"

Got any dice? Want to play a game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop teasing.. bring out the donuts!!

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By *D89Man
over a year ago

Castle Donington

Fancy sugared ring?

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