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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No, I’m not encouraging this highly antisocial behaviour, but let’s be honest, we have surely ALL inadvertently sounded the arse horn in public at some point in our lives, yes?

So…good honest folk: Share your embarrassing stories here.

Rest assured, I’m quite sure that no one here will pass judgment over you nor laugh at your misfortune…….much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent but violent. ^

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


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That’s one of the silent but violent variety right there Jim sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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That’s one of the silent but violent variety right there Jim sir "

I know.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Not a sound did I discern, but my olfactory sense did’st groan at the malodorous assault!’ - William Wordsworth (maybe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve posted this before. Years ago, I was running an after school revision class in the boys’ school where I taught. During one lesson, I started to feel rather windy of stomach. So I went next door and fired one out. Then I promptly returned to my group.

These teenage lads were bent over their desks, crying with laughter. They’d heard it, and knew exactly why I had gone next door (and not to get a board rubber as claimed).

They never told a soul outside of that room. Proper young gents every last one of them, and I couldn’t have been fonder.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think I’ve posted this before. Years ago, I was running an after school revision class in the boys’ school where I taught. During one lesson, I started to feel rather windy of stomach. So I went next door and fired one out. Then I promptly returned to my group.

These teenage lads were bent over their desks, crying with laughter. They’d heard it, and knew exactly why I had gone next door (and not to get a board rubber as claimed).

They never told a soul outside of that room. Proper young gents every last one of them, and I couldn’t have been fonder."

I’m laughing with you….not at you

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"I think I’ve posted this before. Years ago, I was running an after school revision class in the boys’ school where I taught. During one lesson, I started to feel rather windy of stomach. So I went next door and fired one out. Then I promptly returned to my group.

These teenage lads were bent over their desks, crying with laughter. They’d heard it, and knew exactly why I had gone next door (and not to get a board rubber as claimed).

They never told a soul outside of that room. Proper young gents every last one of them, and I couldn’t have been fonder.

I’m laughing with you….not at you "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I think I’ve posted this before. Years ago, I was running an after school revision class in the boys’ school where I taught. During one lesson, I started to feel rather windy of stomach. So I went next door and fired one out. Then I promptly returned to my group.

These teenage lads were bent over their desks, crying with laughter. They’d heard it, and knew exactly why I had gone next door (and not to get a board rubber as claimed).

They never told a soul outside of that room. Proper young gents every last one of them, and I couldn’t have been fonder."

Ahahaha, that's hilarious!

Mrs TMN x

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"I think I’ve posted this before. Years ago, I was running an after school revision class in the boys’ school where I taught. During one lesson, I started to feel rather windy of stomach. So I went next door and fired one out. Then I promptly returned to my group.

These teenage lads were bent over their desks, crying with laughter. They’d heard it, and knew exactly why I had gone next door (and not to get a board rubber as claimed).

They never told a soul outside of that room. Proper young gents every last one of them, and I couldn’t have been fonder.

I’m laughing with you….not at you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s bad for you to keep it in

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Rather burb or fart. I don't often burb but I fart alot

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

My mum is dreadful for doing it really loudly in public and walking off leaving the rest of us looking shocked and embarrassed and therefore also guilty. She can let one go anywhere, anytime and sit there looking totally unaware.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know how sitting down for long journeys can sometimes produce rather painful wind?

Well I got off a train with this some time back and was highly relieved to see that the station was deserted.

With no one around to witness the impending Arse-ageddon, I subsequently cast out the mightiest fart imaginable and felt instantly better…..until that was I turned around a saw a lady had appeared from God only knows where and was standing a mere few feet away from me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse-ageddon

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Arse-ageddon "

The Queen doesn't, so that's a fair enough standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum is dreadful for doing it really loudly in public and walking off leaving the rest of us looking shocked and embarrassed and therefore also guilty. She can let one go anywhere, anytime and sit there looking totally unaware. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s bad for you to keep it in "
yeah it travels up to your brain & makes you talk sh*t

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

When u walking along and let out a right loud one then realize someone behind u! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s bad for you to keep it in yeah it travels up to your brain & makes you talk sh*t "

Sooooooooo true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do occasionally do some silent crop dusting.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I fart when I run.

That's my excuse for not running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s bad for you to keep it in yeah it travels up to your brain & makes you talk sh*t

Sooooooooo true "

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