FabSwingers.com forum: The one thing that's sacred and no one should fuck with

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is someone's meal. That delightful short period of joyfulness and happiness when you get to relax and nom on something to fill your hungry stomach.

No one should ever fuck with someone's food!

What's your "don't fuck with it" thing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I absolutely bloody hate it when eating with others at a table, if some rude bastard reaches over your plate to grab the sauce or something whilst your eating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice relaxing baths. A bat signal seems to go out whenever I attempt one telling everyone to call, chap my door or desperately need a poo!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

My Ass

xxxx Suzi

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My bed

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

My pint

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another one: If I’m watching an engrossing program on tv and someone else (presumably not so interested in it) suddenly takes the opportunity to start talking about some utterly unconnected and random shit over it(!!!!)

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Is someone's meal. That delightful short period of joyfulness and happiness when you get to relax and nom on something to fill your hungry stomach.

No one should ever fuck with someone's food!

What's your "don't fuck with it" thing

JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one: If I’m watching an engrossing program on tv and someone else (presumably not so interested in it) suddenly takes the opportunity to start talking about some utterly unconnected and random shit over it(!!!!) "

I'm guilty of that

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

My laptop probably. I'd be awfully lost without it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sleep, dangerous game toying with my sleep

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

My music collection....

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"My Ass

xxxx Suzi"

Which is a pity !

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

My books, and God help anyone who folds down the corners instead of a book mark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My books, and God help anyone who folds down the corners instead of a book mark! "

This. I wince when I see people damage their own books on the train. Come near mine and I will do you some serious harm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My coffee.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I'm guilty of that "

Nooooooo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guilty of that

Nooooooo!!!!

In actual fact, I think I'm guilty of most of these! Coming to realise that I'm a bit of a monster really

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Is someone's meal. That delightful short period of joyfulness and happiness when you get to relax and nom on something to fill your hungry stomach.

No one should ever fuck with someone's food!

What's your "don't fuck with it" thing

Similar, but if I'm eating at work or wherever, and someone goes 'ewww, that's gross.' That's OK Karen, I'm not offering to share!

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By *oah VailMan
over a year ago

Dover

My motorcycle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading time: you get your tea break at work and youre engrossed in your book and someone will come along and decide thats the best time to talk you. Grrrrr. NO. Bog off! Let me read in peace!!!

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
over a year ago

newmarket

My car ...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

"Nice relaxing baths. A bat signal seems to go out whenever I attempt one telling everyone to call, chap my door or desperately need a poo!"

I'm reminded of the "sorry love - can't wait" advert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeJ84jqLhrE

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yet another one! - Picture the scene if you will; You’re sitting on the John and performing a motion but are suddenly and very rudely interrupted by someone banging on the door asking how much longer you’re going to be(!!!)

If this wasn’t bad enough, they then proceed to loiter outside the door, waiting for you to finish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet another one! - Picture the scene if you will; You’re sitting on the John and performing a motion but are suddenly and very rudely interrupted by someone banging on the door asking how much longer you’re going to be(!!!)

If this wasn’t bad enough, they then proceed to loiter outside the door, waiting for you to finish!

Or a

scuffling impatiently. Whining for you. Pining for you. Ffs.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"No one should ever fuck with someone's food!

When I was younger I once woke up, got out of bed, walked into the dining room, climbed on the dining table and farted on my sisters breakfast then climbed down without saying a word.

I fuck with what I want to #gangstalife

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

"Is someone's meal. That delightful short period of joyfulness and happiness when you get to relax and nom on something to fill your hungry stomach.

No one should ever fuck with someone's food!

What's your "don't fuck with it" thing

I agree with this completely....if you fancy something then order it don't wait for mine to come and then try. I'm like joey out of friends.....I don't share food xT

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Toilet visits. Hate phone calls/doorbell disturbances!

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

My morning mug of tea. Nobody speaks, no interuptions, till it's done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bags of crisps..no one ever wants a packet but they happily eat yours

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uranium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emily36c's jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carlos would like to nominate a caramel wafer.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

My sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uranium "

Can I add polonium to the list?

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