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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Deliveroo will not deliver to my bedside!!

They insist that I must answer the door!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move your bed next to the door... Jusssssssst saying lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Move your bed next to the door... Jusssssssst saying lol "

What a fantastic idea!!!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I had this problem too. I moved my bed to next to the living room window and let them pass my order through the window to me.

Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had this problem too. I moved my bed to next to the living room window and let them pass my order through the window to me.

Problem solved "

You clever people!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards! "

Honestly, the service levels leave a lot to be desired!! In my youth, we would have expected them to not only peel the grapes but feed them to us as we lounge on our chaise longue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards! "

I wanted my banana peeling.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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You can’t get a good level of service these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t get a good level of service these days "

Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You can’t get a good level of service these days

Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows."

Would they deliver bedside if we did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t get a good level of service these days

Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows.

Would they deliver bedside if we did? "

Just open the bedroom window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Move your bed next to the door... Jusssssssst saying lol "

If you have a drive and a gazebo then even better

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Move your bed next to the door... Jusssssssst saying lol "

This is the type of problem solving we need!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"You can’t get a good level of service these days

Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows.

Would they deliver bedside if we did?

Just open the bedroom window."

You are a bright fellow Jimbob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards!

I wanted my banana peeling."

That service requires specific skills and they short of staff for it, I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can’t get a good level of service these days "

It's not just me then, is it. Standards really have dropped, haven't they. Tssst. I despair.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Just lie on the floor under your letterbox, tell the delivery driver to shove the food through and then you just open your mouth and the good falls in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need some sort of pulley system from the front door to your bed. Or just get one of those gimp sub types to carry it up for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Move your bed next to the door... Jusssssssst saying lol

If you have a drive and a gazebo then even better "

I just about persuaded them to come to my front door!! They had insisted I met them at the gates!! I was having none of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Move your bed next to the door... Jusssssssst saying lol

This is the type of problem solving we need! "

There's proof our education system works right there!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just lie on the floor under your letterbox, tell the delivery driver to shove the food through and then you just open your mouth and the good falls in "

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Ding ding ding!!!

We have a WINNER here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need some sort of pulley system from the front door to your bed. Or just get one of those gimp sub types to carry it up for you. "

A gimp what what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards!

Honestly, the service levels leave a lot to be desired!! In my youth, we would have expected them to not only peel the grapes but feed them to us as we lounge on our chaise longue! "

Is this while they were also fanning you with palm fronds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have any deliveries near us, it's a 10 mile round trip, think yourself lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How inconsiderate of them

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I just want some cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just lie on the floor under your letterbox, tell the delivery driver to shove the food through and then you just open your mouth and the good falls in "

And shout out DIP DIP when you need some sauce on those chips

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath


"Deliveroo will not deliver to my bedside!!

They insist that I must answer the door!! "

Ring the police, they make house calls and make sure you buy enough for them as well. 999 is the number.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They refused to come in and peel my grapes - evil evil bastards!

Honestly, the service levels leave a lot to be desired!! In my youth, we would have expected them to not only peel the grapes but feed them to us as we lounge on our chaise longue!

Is this while they were also fanning you with palm fronds? "
Indded! That was so standard I'd even forgotten to mention it. Thank you for the reminder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We don't have any deliveries near us, it's a 10 mile round trip, think yourself lucky "

See....THIS is what I mean about the drop in standards!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How inconsiderate of them "

Isn't it just. I'm very put out by it!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"You can’t get a good level of service these days

Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows.

Would they deliver bedside if we did? "

Only if the bedroom is at the front of the house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want some cock "

I do believe that service is still available for a small premium in delivery price.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just lie on the floor under your letterbox, tell the delivery driver to shove the food through and then you just open your mouth and the good falls in

And shout out DIP DIP when you need some sauce on those chips "

Thanks for the tip. I'd forgotten about dips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Deliveroo will not deliver to my bedside!!

They insist that I must answer the door!!

Ring the police, they make house calls and make sure you buy enough for them as well. 999 is the number. "

Oh my God! That is GENIUS!! Excellent use of public resource and my tax £.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can’t get a good level of service these days

Maybe you and Share should move to bungalows.

Would they deliver bedside if we did?

Only if the bedroom is at the front of the house."

I knew there would be a catch to this plan! Back to the drawing board then.

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