FabSwingers.com forum: I have a confession

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is 11.17am GMT

I am still in bed, drinking coffee and eating the remnants of a birthday cake for my 'breakfast'. I have been in it since 7.45pm last night except for my brief incursions into the kitchen, bathroom and the garden for about 10 mins whilst sipping on my first cup of coffee this morning.

I am not ashamed! Such is the life of a bachelor.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Sounds good to me OP. Enjoy your birthday cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammy git!

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

Sounds like a perfect day to me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Nothing wrong with that!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Jammy git!"

No, more likely jammy cake

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

The garden?? Why the garden lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds good to me OP. Enjoy your birthday cake

Thank you my good man. It's a little hard now but I shall persist with it because....well, because it's easier than having to pour out some cereal and sorting out the milk and all that palaver quite honestly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jammy git!"

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

It's similar to me, only I shuffled to my lounge sofa! I'm currently digesting malt loaf & a cup of tea, still in my PJs & watching Sicario on Netflix

I love a day off!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like a perfect day to me "

It is...and the sun is streaming in through the windows too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The garden?? Why the garden lol. "

He likes the breeze tickling his balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing wrong with that!"

There isn't, is there?

Bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jammy git!

No, more likely jammy cake"

Well, cake isn't that delicious any more but the power of imagination can do wonders. I'm imagining it's still edible!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The garden?? Why the garden lol. "

The sun was shining and the quite honestly, I chucked a chunk of this cake out there for the birds. I wanted to see if they'd take a chance on it. If they lived, it was probably still safe for me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm mooching about in my fluffy dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's similar to me, only I shuffled to my lounge sofa! I'm currently digesting malt loaf & a cup of tea, still in my PJs & watching Sicario on Netflix

I love a day off!!"

I prefer my bed to my sofa. It's sooooo much roomier.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm dunking Malted Milks in my tea, so almost as good as yours OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The garden?? Why the garden lol.

He likes the breeze tickling his balls "

I just spat out some cake laughing out loud to that!!

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Now I want to be in bed with birthday cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm mooching about in my fluffy dressing gown

I LOVE my dressing gown. I live in it whenever I'm home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm dunking Malted Milks in my tea, so almost as good as yours OP

I'd probably say yours is better. This cake really isn't fit for consumption anymore really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want to be in bed with birthday cake

Snuggle up. I must warn you, the cake is....well, see for yourself. It's 3 days old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The garden?? Why the garden lol.

He likes the breeze tickling his balls

I just spat out some cake laughing out loud to that!!"

5 second rule, quick! Shove it back in!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Sounds pretty damn perfect - enjoy!

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

"Now I want to be in bed with birthday cake

Snuggle up. I must warn you, the cake is....well, see for yourself. It's 3 days old.

Fuck the cake then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The garden?? Why the garden lol.

He likes the breeze tickling his balls

I just spat out some cake laughing out loud to that!!

5 second rule, quick! Shove it back in!

Errmm.....there's nothing to shove it back into.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds pretty damn perfect - enjoy!"

It is. I'm wondering if I can get Deliveroo to deliver directly to my bed for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want to be in bed with birthday cake

Snuggle up. I must warn you, the cake is....well, see for yourself. It's 3 days old.

Fuck the cake then!!

Well, that would be interesting but could be messy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you haven't got crumbs on my side of the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you haven't got crumbs on my side of the bed

I'm a fastidious eater....wouldn't waste a crumb, not even in the dropping of it. Snuggle up.

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