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"Lots of things going bump in the night..." And grind... | |||
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"Saw a pale looking bum poking out of a bush once, it looked over-worldly " Maybe he was cold and hungry | |||
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"Saw a pale looking bum poking out of a bush once, it looked over-worldly " Did you see a Bad Moon Rising ? | |||
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"Saw a pale looking bum poking out of a bush once, it looked over-worldly Did you see a Bad Moon Rising ?" Maybe even some trouble on the way | |||
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"Saw a pale looking bum poking out of a bush once, it looked over-worldly Maybe he was cold and hungry" Certainly hungry, a ghostly chant emanated from said bush ‘granny crumpet hath forsaken me’ | |||
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" a ghostly chant emanated from said bush " A fanny fart ? | |||
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"I’m pretty fascinated by the paranormal & just wondered if anyone on here has had something weird or supernatural occur while they were out dogging? Seems like dogging spots are often in dark abandoned places, so maybe there’s some interesting stories out there" You knew we were all going to joke. But on a serious note, I am interested in the paranormal too. I have had spiritual experiences most my life and sensitive to energies too, so certainly feel them in abandoned places or in nature  | |||
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" a ghostly chant emanated from said bush A fanny fart ?" It was hard to tell as they sound so similar to conventional farts  | |||
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"I’m pretty fascinated by the paranormal & just wondered if anyone on here has had something weird or supernatural occur while they were out dogging? Seems like dogging spots are often in dark abandoned places, so maybe there’s some interesting stories out there" Good point. I'd think the doggers would be too busy wanking and shagging over logs to notice a ghost though.  | |||
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" a ghostly chant emanated from said bush A fanny fart ? It was hard to tell as they sound so similar to conventional farts "This needs a thread of it's own. 'Is it possible to distinguish fanny farts from proper farts by noise alone?' | |||
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" a ghostly chant emanated from said bush A fanny fart ? It was hard to tell as they sound so similar to conventional farts
This needs a thread of it's own.
'Is it possible to distinguish fanny farts from proper farts by noise alone?' "Maybe we also need to do a call out to Fab ladies to make both videos in the dark and upload them in their profiles to test us? | |||
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"Went dogging in the dark once and a ghost must have been nearby because I got covered in this thick ectoplasm stuff. It really scared everyone " Sounds terrifying, where is the exact location so I can go and experience this phenomenon for myself? | |||
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"I’m pretty fascinated by the paranormal & just wondered if anyone on here has had something weird or supernatural occur while they were out dogging? Seems like dogging spots are often in dark abandoned places, so maybe there’s some interesting stories out there" Does it count if it happened when you weren't out dogging? | |||
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" a ghostly chant emanated from said bush A fanny fart ? It was hard to tell as they sound so similar to conventional farts
This needs a thread of it's own.
'Is it possible to distinguish fanny farts from proper farts by noise alone?'
Maybe we also need to do a call out to Fab ladies to make both videos in the dark and upload them in their profiles to test us?" | |||
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"I only went dogging once. It put the willies up me. " Hilarious, love it!! | |||
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" a ghostly chant emanated from said bush A fanny fart ?" lol | |||
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"Went dogging in the dark once and a ghost must have been nearby because I got covered in this thick ectoplasm stuff. It really scared everyone " If you were psychic, you'd have seen them coming. | |||
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"If you go dogging you’ll no doubt see many a gaunt face pressed against your car window. " Apologies I need to get on a sunbed | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious "Ouch | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch "Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on"She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me "I guess she could be in league with the alien bodysnatchers  | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me "That is what I was hoping for  | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for "I so wish I had Willy right now  | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy a right now " | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now " | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
"Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy "I need to go to gay conversion therapy then we can get it on  | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy "Tell me about it .
Ps. I saw him first. Just saying. You’re ALWAYS trying to steal the ones I like!!!! | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy
I need to go to gay conversion therapy then we can get it on "Never change who you are (I’ve set you a meeting for tomorrow morning at 7am ) | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy
Tell me about it .
Ps. I saw him first. Just saying. You’re ALWAYS trying to steal the ones I like!!!!"He’s going to therapy for me . I love you | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy
Tell me about it .
Ps. I saw him first. Just saying. You’re ALWAYS trying to steal the ones I like!!!!
He’s going to therapy for me . I love you"Good job it’s you or there’d be pistols at dawn | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy
Tell me about it .
Ps. I saw him first. Just saying. You’re ALWAYS trying to steal the ones I like!!!!
He’s going to therapy for me . I love you
Good job it’s you or there’d be pistols at dawn "You both need to have a naked mud wrestling fight over me when my gay conversion therapy is complete | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy
Tell me about it .
Ps. I saw him first. Just saying. You’re ALWAYS trying to steal the ones I like!!!!
He’s going to therapy for me . I love you
Good job it’s you or there’d be pistols at dawn
You both need to have a naked mud wrestling fight over me when my gay conversion therapy is complete "Will you join in too? | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy
Tell me about it .
Ps. I saw him first. Just saying. You’re ALWAYS trying to steal the ones I like!!!!
He’s going to therapy for me . I love you
Good job it’s you or there’d be pistols at dawn
You both need to have a naked mud wrestling fight over me when my gay conversion therapy is complete
Will you join in too? "Yes I will actually, need an FF veri, will make everyone jealous | |||
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"I suppose that time I went dogging and woke up the next day with an aching ringpiece could actually have been an alien abduction with the rectal probing camouflaged by a false memory implanted in my subconscious
Ouch
Was probably Granny Crumpet and her strap-on
She’ll whip you with it when she sees your comment . Please video and forward it to me
That is what I was hoping for
I so wish I had Willy right now
Ffs I got so beside myself looking at his profile and now I want to grow a willy
Tell me about it .
Ps. I saw him first. Just saying. You’re ALWAYS trying to steal the ones I like!!!!
He’s going to therapy for me . I love you
Good job it’s you or there’d be pistols at dawn
You both need to have a naked mud wrestling fight over me when my gay conversion therapy is complete
Will you join in too?
Yes I will actually, need an FF veri, will make everyone jealous "Excellent we’re in | |||
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"I’m pretty fascinated by the paranormal & just wondered if anyone on here has had something weird or supernatural occur while they were out dogging? Seems like dogging spots are often in dark abandoned places, so maybe there’s some interesting stories out there Good point. I'd think the doggers would be too busy wanking and shagging over logs to notice a ghost though. " | |||
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