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Waiting for the electrician

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

What do you think he'll look like?

I'm guessing late 50's, greying hair, a bit podgy, not chatty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo I don’t know he might shock you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70s hair, 70s clothes, 70s handlebar moustache, 70s pornstar chat up lines ..

“I wouldn’t mind putting my cable into your socket!”

“Oooh, cheeky!!”

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Oooo I don’t know he might shock you "

Oh, that was terrible lol

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I need glasses. I read that as waiting for the erection.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"70s hair, 70s clothes, 70s handlebar moustache, 70s pornstar chat up lines ..

“I wouldn’t mind putting my cable into your socket!”

“Oooh, cheeky!!”

You think I should change out of my peejays and put a low cut blouse and pencil skirt on?"

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I need glasses. I read that as waiting for the erection. "

That too, but not from the electrician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'll probably be just your type but no spark

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"He'll probably be just your type but no spark "

Ohm I God, more leccy puns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He'll probably be just your type but no spark

Ohm I God, more leccy puns "

I'm good at puns, when you get the chance give me a plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo I don’t know he might shock you

Oh, that was terrible lol"

sorry

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"He'll probably be just your type but no spark

Ohm I God, more leccy puns

I'm good at puns, when you get the chance give me a plug "

Who can resist a request like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He'll probably be just your type but no spark

Ohm I God, more leccy puns

I'm good at puns, when you get the chance give me a plug

Who can resist a request like that? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he'll make you an offer you can't re-fuse? Hoping he won't be re-volt-ing.....

G

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What do you think he'll look like?

I'm guessing late 50's, greying hair, a bit podgy, not chatty.

"

I'll only be late 50's for another 16 days, I've got a dad bod, can talk the hind legs off a donkey, no grey hair though

Oh, and I can change a fuse and wire a plug if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"70s hair, 70s clothes, 70s handlebar moustache, 70s pornstar chat up lines ..

“I wouldn’t mind putting my cable into your socket!”

“Oooh, cheeky!!”"

Are you Nanna's electrician?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Maybe he'll have a nice young apprentice?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Maybe he'll have a nice young apprentice?"

He was young

In, screwed and out in 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he managed to rewire you ?

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot


"Maybe he'll have a nice young apprentice?

He was young

In, screwed and out in 20 minutes "

No stamina these youngsters, I’d have had a cup of tea and a chat, then down to business…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it could be Billy from DIY SOS

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"What do you think he'll look like?

I'm guessing late 50's, greying hair, a bit podgy, not chatty.

"

Fuck him anyway then post on here

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Maybe he'll have a nice young apprentice?

He was young

In, screwed and out in 20 minutes

No stamina these youngsters, I’d have had a cup of tea and a chat, then down to business…"

I didn't offer him tea

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"What do you think he'll look like?

I'm guessing late 50's, greying hair, a bit podgy, not chatty.

Fuck him anyway then post on here "

He wasn't my type

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Did he managed to rewire you ? "

He fixed me with a big screw.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Maybe he'll make you an offer you can't re-fuse? Hoping he won't be re-volt-ing.....

G"

You may need to re-amp-lify your response

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"it could be Billy from DIY SOS "

Everybody loves Billy

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"it could be Billy from DIY SOS

Everybody loves Billy "

I don't know Billy

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Fab has broken me. I mis-read the electrical part of the title.

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By *allPaul40Man
over a year ago

brentwood

Should of called me, I’m a sparky

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"it could be Billy from DIY SOS

Everybody loves Billy

I don't know Billy "

That's ok, Billy doesn't know Raymond

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