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"Whoever used the photocopier last, please make sure you take all the photographs of your bum away with you." Damn, great minds… | |||
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"Good afternoon Cheeky, I noted that the photocopier is out of paper again, and also the paper recycling is full of pictures of your ass cheeks. As previously noted on your performance report, you should really refrain from recycling sensitive information in the bins and should use the shredder instead, Regards, DM" | |||
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"Whoever used the photocopier last, please make sure you take all the photographs of your bum away with you." Noted | |||
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"Whoever used the photocopier last, please make sure you take all the photographs of your bum away with you. Damn, great minds…" this is some office | |||
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"Dear Ms PW, I'm sorry to raise this on your first day back in the office, but you are invited to a disciplinary in my office at 2pm this afternoon. According to the HR handbook, you are entitled to bring a colleague to attend with you, and you may also choose a suitable instrument to be disciplined with. Kind regards, IS " Dear Sir I can confirm my attendance for a disciplinary at 2pm. Please instruct me on any tasks that may be required before, during or after said disciplinary. I will give some thought to the option of a colleague but feel at this it is not necessary. I also feel the instrument used for the disciplinary would be best decided by yourself. I wait with great anticipation. PW | |||
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"Dear Ms PW, I'm sorry to raise this on your first day back in the office, but you are invited to a disciplinary in my office at 2pm this afternoon. According to the HR handbook, you are entitled to bring a colleague to attend with you, and you may also choose a suitable instrument to be disciplined with. Kind regards, IS " . Dear Ms. PW, I am available to attend your disciplinary as your support. In order to ensure the instruments meet standards required, I suggest you test them on me first. I will then be assured that your discipline is dispensed in a befitting manner as I observe quietly. With kindest regards, Sharedow | |||
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"Dear Ms PW, I'm sorry to raise this on your first day back in the office, but you are invited to a disciplinary in my office at 2pm this afternoon. According to the HR handbook, you are entitled to bring a colleague to attend with you, and you may also choose a suitable instrument to be disciplined with. Kind regards, IS Dear Sir I can confirm my attendance for a disciplinary at 2pm. Please instruct me on any tasks that may be required before, during or after said disciplinary. I will give some thought to the option of a colleague but feel at this it is not necessary. I also feel the instrument used for the disciplinary would be best decided by yourself. I wait with great anticipation. PW " Dear Ms PW, Thank you for confirming your attendance. A third party is not necessary unless the disciplinary needs to be filmed. Upon entering my office, I will require you to place your hands on the end of my desk, bending over, with your legs slightly more than hip width apart. Once the position has been assumed, I will begin the disciplinary, working up from bare hands. This disciplinary will also serve as your performance assessment. Kind regards, IS | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts)" Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics) | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics)" ATTN TOM (LOGISTICS) Please be advised that Accounts only have the budget for doors without locks. I hope these will meet everyone's needs. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics) ATTN TOM (LOGISTICS) Please be advised that Accounts only have the budget for doors without locks. I hope these will meet everyone's needs. Yours, Beryl (Accounts)" Dear Beryl Locks not essential, as we'll be standing upright against the door. Full length would be better, as we don't want the cleaners peeking whilst we'll busy. Yours, Tom (logistics) | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics) ATTN TOM (LOGISTICS) Please be advised that Accounts only have the budget for doors without locks. I hope these will meet everyone's needs. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Locks not essential, as we'll be standing upright against the door. Full length would be better, as we don't want the cleaners peeking whilst we'll busy. Yours, Tom (logistics)" Dear TOM (LOGISTICS) The cleaners aren't paid enough to not peek. I'm sure they will be discreet. You and your friend will just have make do, I'm afraid. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) | |||
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"Whoever used the photocopier last, please make sure you take all the photographs of your bum away with you." and wipe the brown streaks of the glass window, ta very much | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics) ATTN TOM (LOGISTICS) Please be advised that Accounts only have the budget for doors without locks. I hope these will meet everyone's needs. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Locks not essential, as we'll be standing upright against the door. Full length would be better, as we don't want the cleaners peeking whilst we'll busy. Yours, Tom (logistics) Dear TOM (LOGISTICS) The cleaners aren't paid enough to not peek. I'm sure they will be discreet. You and your friend will just have make do, I'm afraid. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) " Dear Beryl I noticed your sexy stocking today. I've had a secret crush on you for years. Please will you authorise the doors, and join me behind one? Here's hoping, Tom (logistics) | |||
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"Whoever used the photocopier last, please make sure you take all the photographs of your bum away with you. and wipe the brown streaks of the glass window, ta very much " Those covid wipes and hand gels will come in useful (stores). | |||
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"Dear Sir, Please let me know when you're ready for me to perform dictation Kind regards, Bella " Bella 1715, my office and prepare to be late home. I will require you to bring your special equipment with you. Boss | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics) ATTN TOM (LOGISTICS) Please be advised that Accounts only have the budget for doors without locks. I hope these will meet everyone's needs. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Locks not essential, as we'll be standing upright against the door. Full length would be better, as we don't want the cleaners peeking whilst we'll busy. Yours, Tom (logistics) Dear TOM (LOGISTICS) The cleaners aren't paid enough to not peek. I'm sure they will be discreet. You and your friend will just have make do, I'm afraid. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl I noticed your sexy stocking today. I've had a secret crush on you for years. Please will you authorise the doors, and join me behind one? Here's hoping, Tom (logistics)" Dear Tom (Logistics) Oh my . I have seen you upstanding more than once and admired your...posture. How very exciting! Yours, Beryl (Accounts) PS Shania (one of the Cleaners) will be thrilled! | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics) ATTN TOM (LOGISTICS) Please be advised that Accounts only have the budget for doors without locks. I hope these will meet everyone's needs. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Locks not essential, as we'll be standing upright against the door. Full length would be better, as we don't want the cleaners peeking whilst we'll busy. Yours, Tom (logistics) Dear TOM (LOGISTICS) The cleaners aren't paid enough to not peek. I'm sure they will be discreet. You and your friend will just have make do, I'm afraid. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl I noticed your sexy stocking today. I've had a secret crush on you for years. Please will you authorise the doors, and join me behind one? Here's hoping, Tom (logistics) Dear Tom (Logistics) Oh my . I have seen you upstanding more than once and admired your...posture. How very exciting! Yours, Beryl (Accounts) PS Shania (one of the Cleaners) will be thrilled! " Dear Tom and Beryl, Please remember to leave room for others to join you in your cubicle.. if they so wish.. Cleansing Management | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics) ATTN TOM (LOGISTICS) Please be advised that Accounts only have the budget for doors without locks. I hope these will meet everyone's needs. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Locks not essential, as we'll be standing upright against the door. Full length would be better, as we don't want the cleaners peeking whilst we'll busy. Yours, Tom (logistics) Dear TOM (LOGISTICS) The cleaners aren't paid enough to not peek. I'm sure they will be discreet. You and your friend will just have make do, I'm afraid. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl I noticed your sexy stocking today. I've had a secret crush on you for years. Please will you authorise the doors, and join me behind one? Here's hoping, Tom (logistics) Dear Tom (Logistics) Oh my . I have seen you upstanding more than once and admired your...posture. How very exciting! Yours, Beryl (Accounts) PS Shania (one of the Cleaners) will be thrilled! " Dear Beryl I'm in trap 2. Come now. Bring Shania if you wish. It'll be tight, but I think we'll manage. Tom (logistics) | |||
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"ATTN ALL STAFF The cleaners have asked me to mention that the toilet cubicles are for ONE person only. Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Please can accounts pay for some cubicle doors so that those of us in pairs can enjoy some privacy. Tom (logistics) ATTN TOM (LOGISTICS) Please be advised that Accounts only have the budget for doors without locks. I hope these will meet everyone's needs. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl Locks not essential, as we'll be standing upright against the door. Full length would be better, as we don't want the cleaners peeking whilst we'll busy. Yours, Tom (logistics) Dear TOM (LOGISTICS) The cleaners aren't paid enough to not peek. I'm sure they will be discreet. You and your friend will just have make do, I'm afraid. Yours, Beryl (Accounts) Dear Beryl I noticed your sexy stocking today. I've had a secret crush on you for years. Please will you authorise the doors, and join me behind one? Here's hoping, Tom (logistics) Dear Tom (Logistics) Oh my . I have seen you upstanding more than once and admired your...posture. How very exciting! Yours, Beryl (Accounts) PS Shania (one of the Cleaners) will be thrilled! Dear Tom and Beryl, Please remember to leave room for others to join you in your cubicle.. if they so wish.. Cleansing Management " To all cleansing staff Tom and Beryl would like to invite you to an office orgy. Please don't bring the bleach in to the toilets, as it smarts my eyes. Tom (logistics) | |||
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"FAO Shania (Cleaning) Now! Now! Cubicle 2. He's there! Bring the rope Kisses, Beryl" PS bring ALL the rope! | |||
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"FAO Shania (Cleaning) Now! Now! Cubicle 2. He's there! Bring the rope Kisses, Beryl PS bring ALL the rope!" Oh Beryl....you minx | |||
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"Hi all After work drinks arranged for this Friday, meet at Chams. Don't forget it's dress down Friday this week See you there, Bella " I'll arrange childcare! | |||
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"To all maintenance team, Could you please pop into the boardroom this afternoon, 4pm please. I need to check you're polishing your tools correctly. Cheers chaps Bella MD ToolsRus" Maintenance will be there with tools on display, Jimmy might struggle with the 6' one though | |||
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"FAO All staff Accounts will be closed this afternoon for an internal event. Could Tom from Logistics and Shania and her bosomy friend from Cleaning please report to Accounts at 2pm. Yours, Beryl" Dear Beryl and Shania Please bring appropriate safety equipment for our meeting. High heels, stockings, revealing bras and pants ARE acceptable. Tom (logistics) | |||
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