FabSwingers.com forum: what's your best cheesy chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on then folks, let's hear your best cheesy chat up lines. Light hearted fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take an ice cube out of your drink and stand on it in front of a lady, then say “well now that the ice is broken … “

Read it in an FHM magazine years ago now, still one of the cheesiest lines I’ve heard

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

I've got 2 tickets to an orgasm, wanna cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says they’ve got a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband.

I’ve got a maths test…. Sorry I thought we were just naming things we’re going to cheat on.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

There's a party in my pants and your welcome to cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a triangle, because you're acute one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat you’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Famous ones when I was a lad, included sticking a toothbrush in your shirt pocket, and when asked why you’d say “well I’m not using yours in the morning”…

…no I never tried it, I can’t vouch for its efficacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got any charge in your phone? If not you can borrow mine to call your mum tell her your not coming home to night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you have pet insurance.

Because I'm going to seriously pound your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy a fuck and a pizza

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By *WDomMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Cheesy?

Will you brie mine

We would be gouda together

I’m grate in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can stay but your clothes can go

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By *ittle-black-dressWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"Take an ice cube out of your drink and stand on it in front of a lady, then say “well now that the ice is broken … “

Read it in an FHM magazine years ago now, still one of the cheesiest lines I’ve heard "

Love it! X

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Let's face it love, I'm the best offer you're getting tonight

I'm not getting this am I?

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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Hey there you remind me of a bbq."

"Why?"

"Because I'd like to slap my meat across your grill."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Joey would say

How you doin

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By *ay6661986Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, you dropped something… your standards, Hey how you doing

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"You can stay but your clothes can go "

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

Hello darling, suppose a fucks out of the question

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Excuse me, you dropped something… your standards, Hey how you doing

You see my take on this was usually:

"I wouldn't normally lower my standards, but for you I'll make an exception "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can go two ways;

Hi - do you have any Welsh DNA in you

Do you want some?!!

Yes I do!

Brilliant - would you like some more?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can stay but your clothes can go

Yours definitely off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So now that I'm here, what are your other two wishes?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Look at the tag in there coat or top then pause....then say ahh made in heaven ....

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By *ettyJaneNWWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Is it raining out? I thought its getting a bit wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After declining a dance at a nightclub, the guy asked me “I suppose a blow job is out of the question too”

I did laugh and let him buy me a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, you dropped something… your standards, Hey how you doing

You see my take on this was usually:

"I wouldn't normally lower my standards, but for you I'll make an exception ""

Thats more of a roast lmao

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By *napppaMan
over a year ago

London

"Cheesy?

Will you brie mine

We would be gouda together

I’m grate in bed"

10/10 for effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After declining a dance at a nightclub, the guy asked me “I suppose a blow job is out of the question too”

I did laugh and let him buy me a drink. "

Did you give him some slop?

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By *napppaMan
over a year ago

London

"I hope you have pet insurance.

Because I'm going to seriously pound your pussy

Oh dear!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Hi! Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Last one I used was"where have you been all my life?" she replied"I wasn't born for most of it"

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By *hunkyfella79Man
over a year ago

Toon

Me...Ive got a magic watch it says you have no knickers on. her .... but I do. Me... oh that's right it's 10 minutes fast

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

when i was younger and used to go clubbing, think 90,s i had a mate who just went up to women and sa "fancy a fuck" sure he got alot of slaps around the face, but he would just go to another woman, he never went home alone

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

I have honestly never chatted anyone up. I'm a bit of an introvert, and I wouldn't know if I was being hit on unless they had a neon sign either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like cheese or do you fancy a fuck?

(Maybe I misunderstood the whole cheesy chat up line thing.)

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Do you like cheese or do you fancy a fuck?

(Maybe I misunderstood the whole cheesy chat up line thing.)"

I'll take the cheese. Just not stilton, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like cheese or do you fancy a fuck?

(Maybe I misunderstood the whole cheesy chat up line thing.)

I'll take the cheese. Just not stilton, though."

Cheeseist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might not be Fred Flintsone...but I bet I can make your Bedrock

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You want some ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like Ryan Reynolds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanners, because everytime you look at me, my nuts tighten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your knickers, because I can definitely see myself in there.

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Starbase K-7

"Do you like cheese or do you fancy a fuck?

(Maybe I misunderstood the whole cheesy chat up line thing.)

I'll take the cheese. Just not stilton, though.

Cheeseist!"

That's my religion, don't mock it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend down touch your toes let me show you where the rocket goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a woman’s number (about 18 years ago) I was in a shop ordering a Panini and had been flirting back and forth with the lass at the till.

I grabbed a menu as I was about to receive my order and asked her if her number was on the menu. “It isn’t but hold on” as she grabbed a pen and wrote it down.

Happiest little fella in the world I was.

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Have you got the time works every time

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do you know they do curry flavoured condoms?

...it worked, once upon a time!

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