FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a Nuclear Physicist .......

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

would you give my subatomic particles a wobble ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d tap you so hard I’d change the spin on your quarks….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure there is a spark there…

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'd certainly fire my protons at your nucleus!

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"would you give my subatomic particles a wobble ?"

They’ll end up covered in quantum foam.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll nibble your nucleus!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My daughter is a nuclear physicist. She got her PhD last month.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd take you for a spin on the Hadron Collider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter is a nuclear physicist. She got her PhD last month. "

Superb!! Huge congrats and plenty of envy!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’d be avoiding your black hole

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My daughter is a nuclear physicist. She got her PhD last month.

Superb!! Huge congrats and plenty of envy!

Thank you. I'm very proud of her

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My daughter is a nuclear physicist. She got her PhD last month. "

Gosh ....... Dr. Slinky! Well done

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

From this observer you are currently in the same state as Schrödinger's Cat.

So I’d need to open your box to see if you’re still with us…

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you open the box and I am an not there and you conclude that I have been dead all the while , then who has been typing all these years?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"If you open the box and I am an not there and you conclude that I have been dead all the while , then who has been typing all these years?"

I’d conclude you were a bot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe atoms, they make up everything

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I have no idea about this science stuff but I would stick my willy in your vagina.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Gawd, not another thread about Nuclear Physicists

There's no originality on these forums anymore.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have no idea about this science stuff but I would stick my willy in your vagina. "

I need to get out more. I liked the sound of that

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My daughter is a nuclear physicist. She got her PhD last month. "

That's brilliant and congratulations

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gawd, not another thread about Nuclear Physicists

There's no originality on these forums anymore. "

Apologies. I'm a dull as dishwater creature of habit .....

What's the biscuit of the day Dunker ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't believe atoms, they make up everything

Everyone applaud this post.......... it is deserving of recognition.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"My daughter is a nuclear physicist. She got her PhD last month.

Superb!! Huge congrats and plenty of envy!

Thank you. I'm very proud of her"

Rightly so! Big congrats to her, she must have worked darn hard

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Don't believe atoms, they make up everything

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Don't believe atoms, they make up everything

Everyone applaud this post.......... it is deserving of recognition."

Forgive me if I don't. My 9 year old told me the exact same joke about 2 days ago. If I applaud him, he'll only start telling more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need holding underwater to prevent your radioactive personality leaking all over the forum. A Granny powered hottub that gives us all a glow

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You need holding underwater to prevent your radioactive personality leaking all over the forum. A Granny powered hottub that gives us all a glow

How lovely to see you ....... I think Granny Drowning isn't Allowed.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's at least frowned on by people I owe money to ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe atoms, they make up everything

Everyone applaud this post.......... it is deserving of recognition.

Forgive me if I don't. My 9 year old told me the exact same joke about 2 days ago. If I applaud him, he'll only start telling more

Your 9 year old is a genius

Though I need no encouragement to grace everyone with my plagiarism of other peoples jokes

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think there’s be some fission that’s for sure.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer and asks how much. The barman says "For you no charge"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't believe atoms, they make up everything

Everyone applaud this post.......... it is deserving of recognition.

Forgive me if I don't. My 9 year old told me the exact same joke about 2 days ago. If I applaud him, he'll only start telling more

Your 9 year old is a genius

Though I need no encouragement to grace everyone with my plagiarism of other peoples jokes

No the 9 year old was repeating. Creation is genius.

I applaud you for sharing. I laughed ..... so all is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need holding underwater to prevent your radioactive personality leaking all over the forum. A Granny powered hottub that gives us all a glow

How lovely to see you ....... I think Granny Drowning isn't Allowed."

can have your head out

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer and asks how much. The barman says "For you no charge""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipples like plutonium fuel rods…

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"would you give my subatomic particles a wobble ?"

Depends on your cross section and the moderator being implemented. With a bit of heavy water and a nice sense core I will sure give it a go.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"My daughter is a nuclear physicist. She got her PhD last month. "

Good for her. A large portion of my degree was nuclear physics but I wasnt good enough to take it further sadly.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A photon checks in for a flight. The attendant asks "Do you have any luggage?" "No" replies the photon "I'm travelling light"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe atoms, they make up everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A photon checks in for a flight. The attendant asks "Do you have any luggage?" "No" replies the photon "I'm travelling light""

That belongs in Hippy’s dad jokes thread

but it did make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you give my subatomic particles a wobble ?"

Yes. If it means I could slip you my length of uranium rod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter is a nuclear physicist. She got her PhD last month.

Superb!! Huge congrats and plenty of envy!

Thank you. I'm very proud of her"

My congratulations too! I hope you’re able to go to the graduation. It’s a great achievement and the start of lots of things for many.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" It’s a great achievement and the start of lots of things for many. "

She has just got a job in USA developing a scanner to detect brain cancer and Parkinson's

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Heisenberg was driving on the motorway and a police officer pulled him over. "Do you know how fast you were going ?" Heisenberg replied "No, but I know exactly where I am"

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What does an atomic duck sound like?

Quark, quark .

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