FabSwingers.com forum: What's surprisingly safe for human consumption

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Honey from years back.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Honey from years back."
well I never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat food

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Cat food"
never !!

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Crickets, mealworms... and many more insects

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Crickets, mealworms... and many more insects"
deep fried ?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Barium, in a meal. Used for see how the digestive track is working or not.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Bogeys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crickets, mealworms... and many more insects"

went to a Swedish pub that had crickets as bar snacks..

thought i was tripping

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Barium, in a meal. Used for see how the digestive track is working or not."

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

"Crickets, mealworms... and many more insectsdeep fried ?"

If you desire... pan fried are healthier

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cyanide. It’s great! Excuse me, I have a gut ache…..

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

"Cat food

never !!"

All pet food is required by law to be fit for human consumption. It was an EU directive a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A doner kebab

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Coconut, except when it goes off, then best not

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A doner kebab

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are you sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A doner kebab

are you sure

Depends how much chilli sauce you have on it

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Juicy pussy, no weight gain, no side effects, great jaw and tongue exercise, and if you're good at it she'll orgasm and squirt as an added bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A doner kebab

are you sure

You need to line your stomach and faculties with alcohol first though

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Crickets, mealworms... and many more insectsdeep fried ?

If you desire... pan fried are healthier"

Freeze dried and ground, it's the high-protein flour of the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coca-Cola. Cleans the toilet pretty well too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A doner kebab

are you sure

Depends how much chilli sauce you have on it

the chilli sauce probably causes heart palpitations to counter the kebab meat heart attack like a defibulator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

[Removed by poster at 15/02/22 23:02:44]

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Bull shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humans "

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By *arbar2021Couple
over a year ago

city

Playdough

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A doner kebab

No! That's a lie.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Playdough"

The wall paper cleaner used by a primary school teacher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenic... apparently easy to become immune, and likely to already be immune if rice is a major part of your diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liver, with some fava beans & a nice Chianti.

Although not specially good for the donor....

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Arsenic... apparently easy to become immune, and likely to already be immune if rice is a major part of your diet "
give over

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By *arbar2021Couple
over a year ago

city

"Playdough

The wall paper cleaner used by a primary school teacher?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sodium Chloride.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some of lush's face masks.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

The older the whiskey gets better it is

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

The glowing liquid from those glow sticks that people used to wave around at raves!

We used to drink them back in the day and then pee out glow in the dark wee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

"Honey from years back."

yes honey never goes off, we have alot to learn from the natural world

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Iocain powder.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

My cooking

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Considering they are radioactive, brazil nuts.

I'm not going to go in to the exact amount of microsieverts you'd receive eating them, but if you Google Fu "brazil nuts radiation, you'll find more info on them.

Fascinating !

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ice cream covered in chocolate and hundreds and thousands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of date yoghurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum

Some one had to say it ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margarine

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microwave burgers and tinned hot dogs…vile!

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By *zlakMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Raw meat

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Magnets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We seem pretty adjusted to digesting bullshit. The government keeps feeding us bullshit figures to hide their ineptitude and we just happily accept them as true and accept it without a thought.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Huge amounts of "E" numbers and other additives to our food chain apparantely are fit for human consumption. Never heard of most of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MSG, (monosodium glutamate) found in chinese food, is banned in so many countries.

this 'flavour enhancer' should be banned yet many countries say its fine yet is linked to neurodegenerative attack & brain cell death

i dont eat vile chinese food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Microwave burgers and tinned hot dogs…vile!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk… Someone once wanked off a cow and drank it. Now everyone drinks it daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey from years back.

yes honey never goes off, we have alot to learn from the natural world"

It can also harbour clostridium botulinum spores…..yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Celery

Oh no really??? Celery is awesome!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Quite clearly the healthy dose of bullshit we are fed everyday.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Honey from years back.

yes honey never goes off, we have alot to learn from the natural world

It can also harbour clostridium botulinum spores…..yum!

And some numpty on Tiky toky is showing you, how to make your own botox.

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
over a year ago

surrey

Mould in cheese

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Scottish vegatables, aka, A bag of chips.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Milk… Someone once wanked off a cow and drank it. Now everyone drinks it daily

Hmmm?

Surely you cannot “wank off” a cow, it would need to be a bull?

And I don’t drink bull spunk every day!

I am not saying I wouldn’t, it might be nice! But it is not a thing we do… is it?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Milk… Someone once wanked off a cow and drank it. Now everyone drinks it daily

Hmmm?

Surely you cannot “wank off” a cow, it would need to be a bull?

And I don’t drink bull spunk every day!

I am not saying I wouldn’t, it might be nice! But it is not a thing we do… is it?"
No definately not

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Full fat milk, you'd think it was bad for you as every cafe is now semi-skimmed milk only.

I'm dreading the day it goes skimmed only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from the other thread - pot noodles

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"Magnets"

Really not a good idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish eye ball

Chicken claw

Duck's web

Duck's tongue

Waste not, want not.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Skins on kiwi fruits.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

My cooking

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Milk… Someone once wanked off a cow and drank it. Now everyone drinks it daily

Think you need to check that one, I hope you’re not responsible for feeding any infants

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cooking

Miss pc"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleach."

This is true. A drop or two in a glass of 'unsafe' water renders it safe enough for consumption in emergency situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleach.

This is true. A drop or two in a glass of 'unsafe' water renders it safe enough for consumption in emergency situations."

Yeah…. That’s how I meant it…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surstromming fermented herring or whatever it is.

never tried it or intend to.

Century egg which is popular in Chinese culture. Basically a mouldy salted duck egg. The white goes brown and the yolk goes green.

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Cock and spunk,,,, obviously if you're not sure just taste and don't swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleach.

This is true. A drop or two in a glass of 'unsafe' water renders it safe enough for consumption in emergency situations.

Yeah…. That’s how I meant it… "

I know. I thought I'd make a public announcement out of it in case anyone ever meets an emergency situation, especially visiting countries without safe tap water for consumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rollmops. Who the fuck wants to eat a pickled herring

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