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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Nicked this from Posh. I think a lot of people need cheering up on the forums today soooooo

You know my mate has a bit of a crush on you. And you. And you.

For all us who have nothing better to do on this Tuesday afternoon, and for all those going out later....

Let's send some smutty smut smut to each other anonymously

And remember the OP is a needy bugger... feel free to blow all the smoke up my arse you can manage. I promise not to take it personally

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I'll play Sprout! But I'll be in and out (phnarr!)

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"I'll play Sprout! But I'll be in and out (phnarr!) "

That’s the best way I’ve heard

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Star_ase K-7

I'll have a try.

Go on... I dare you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some lurve and filth

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Just the 4 of us then. Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll happily don my postmistress outfit and deliver any messages x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'll happily don my postmistress outfit and deliver any messages x"

Just make sure your system is up to date or you may end up in handcuffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'll happily don my postmistress outfit and deliver any messages x

Just make sure your system is up to date or you may end up in handcuffs. "

Wouldn't be the first time

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By *ysyphusMan
over a year ago

Star_ase K-7


"I'll happily don my postmistress outfit and deliver any messages x

Just make sure your system is up to date or you may end up in handcuffs. "

She might want to anyway...

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in xx

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Very happy to play

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'll happily don my postmistress outfit and deliver any messages x

Just make sure your system is up to date or you may end up in handcuffs.

Wouldn't be the first time "

Heads to cosplay box.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tell Dancer that an old geriatric is entranced by her!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'll happily don my postmistress outfit and deliver any messages x

Just make sure your system is up to date or you may end up in handcuffs.

Wouldn't be the first time

Heads to cosplay box. "

As long as they aren't those awful fluffy ones

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We are in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My drop dead gorgeous mate says..

Message for Prince - he should get underneath me for real someday

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We'll play today.

Jo.Xx

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Just had a rush of messages, and so it begins

First one up

Cherry on Top - absolute gorgeous woman with a figure to die for!

I for one agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Sysyphus - I see you baby, shakin that Simpson ass

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m following Cheeky in for a bit

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"My drop dead gorgeous mate says..

Message for Prince - he should get underneath me for real someday "

Damn the anonymity!

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Hung Mike - If I swung off your penis, would it hold me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stunning friend says..

Please can you whisper to Cunning Linguist that everytime I see his avatar I can't think of anything other than riding his chin fur like Seabiscuit

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Sparkles - A beauty in red

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Nath - Can I run my tongue down your chest please?

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

Can I play? Happy to be postie as well

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play if anyone wants to use me for messages. Filters are down x

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Cunning - Nothing sexier than a guy with a beard and a bit of grey.. you have both

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'll happily don my postmistress outfit and deliver any messages x

Just make sure your system is up to date or you may end up in handcuffs.

Wouldn't be the first time

Heads to cosplay box.

As long as they aren't those awful fluffy ones "

Noooo never, they are too easy to get out of.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

This lovely lady says

Please could you tell Prince that I'd like to lick and nibble my way down his torso

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

I'm in,

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

From another stunner

Message for Cunning_Linguist21 - his mouth really needs to find it’s way between my legs

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Tell Dancer that an old geriatric is entranced by her!"

I like an older man

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Message for Russell please

Stop flashing those shoulders, your making me damp

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"This lovely lady says

Please could you tell Prince that I'd like to lick and nibble my way down his torso "

Thank you stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

For Prince from a gorgeous lady

Let's get that room service ordered....after some fun ofcourse x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Can I be in please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m following Cheeky in for a bit "

Hello me Babbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beauty of a friend says..

Message for Babs

So good to see you back on the forums Babs

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

Hey Cherry!

My very very very (did I say very) sexy mate says they absolutely love her latest pic, just stunning x

And I agree

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

From a real hunk of a man

Can you tell Dancer - it’s a shame it’s older men she likes as she has this younger man thinking all kinds of good thoughts!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m following Cheeky in for a bit

Hello me Babbers"

*waves* hello lovely

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Can I play, please

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"Hey Cherry!

My very very very (did I say very) sexy mate says they absolutely love her latest pic, just stunning x

And I agree "

*Your latest pic! Damn it!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"My beauty of a friend says..

Message for Babs

So good to see you back on the forums Babs

x "

Aww thank you

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

For Tasty tasty

This hottie says she will heat you up with more than a cuppa x

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Another one for dancer from yet another sexy guy

Can you tell _ancer36 she is my favourite, like absolutely stunning. From a guy too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a cheer up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Nora.

My mate says she wants to explore the seaside with you

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"Message for Russell please

Stop flashing those shoulders, your making me damp "

I got you

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

For whenyaknow

The pure delight of a woman says:

I'd love some Irish in me, if you're up for it?? x

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Can I play x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in please

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Everyone is welcome to play. Just jump straight in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"For Tasty tasty

This hottie says she will heat you up with more than a cuppa x"

Can she let herself be known then as I’m freezing

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

In if am not too late to the party

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

So many hot straight guys! Arghhhh

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For Nora.

My mate says she wants to explore the seaside with you"

I’m not there yet. On my way

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Happy to play and be gentle

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message from my gorgeous mate for Cheeky 69 -

Surely I’m allowed to play with your boobs by now?!

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Come on sparkle, hop to it ,

Can you please tell Sparkle to hurry up as the room service is going cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for bit

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Another one for dancer from yet another sexy guy

Can you tell _ancer36 she is my favourite, like absolutely stunning. From a guy too young "

Not adverse to a younger man either..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ironically I was thinking about this!

I'm in

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Slipping in for a quickie

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m following Cheeky in for a bit

Hello me Babbers

*waves* hello lovely "

From me..... Babs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Yay I'm on my lunch break. I can play for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we play

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

From an absolute belter

Would you please tell The Ambassador to get his hot self down here asap as I need his beef n ginger sausage

Start the car sir, she’s HOT

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'm in.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

The men are hot in here today! This sexy man says

Can you tell WildBlonde69, it won’t be quick but she needs to explore her fantasy more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I’d like play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My red hot mate says..

For Prince

I'd break every rule in the book for you

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

In

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"My red hot mate says..

For Prince

I'd break every rule in the book for you "

There should be a thread where these people reveal themselves

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Thanks to all the posties. You’re all doing a great job.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Message for Nora from my beautiful friend -

work is hardly an excuse for missing a chance for a boobie squish. But I'm definitely having one in April!

X

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Ohhhh in in in

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Another sexy man says

Can you ask Autumn Fall if she would like to Autumn fall on to my face please? Or in any season for that matter

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

And for those without mates...?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My red hot mate says..

For Prince

I'd break every rule in the book for you

There should be a thread where these people reveal themselves "

Sometimes they do. It's always fun to see the flirting when that happens.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

From a truly beautiful woman

Message for mancunianjay1981 - I’d like to sit on his face, that is all

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

In in in

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"My red hot mate says..

For Prince

I'd break every rule in the book for you

There should be a thread where these people reveal themselves

Sometimes they do. It's always fun to see the flirting when that happens."

Fingers crossed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And for those without mates...?"

A mate in this context is anyone on the thread..... just send messages to anyone

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

For DesirableEncounter

This sexy lady says:

I need drilling...but not with that tool you have in your hand. Do you have an alternative?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

One for the lovely Posh

Could you please tell Not So Posh that this Irish fella would still do terrible things to her

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"And for those without mates...?

A mate in this context is anyone on the thread..... just send messages to anyone"

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m following Cheeky in for a bit

Hello me Babbers

*waves* hello lovely

From me..... Babs! "

Hello lovely

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Happy to play postie too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My damn sexy mate wants me to pass a message on to one of the sexiest couples I know....

Passing Fancies 22.... she’d like to dance her way in between you xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One for the lovely Posh

Could you please tell Not So Posh that this Irish fella would still do terrible things to her"

When he says terrible..... he means damn excellent knickers wetting, bed soaking things, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For DesirableEncounter

This sexy lady says:

I need drilling...but not with that tool you have in your hand. Do you have an alternative? "

I have just the tool for the job

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"One for the lovely Posh

Could you please tell Not So Posh that this Irish fella would still do terrible things to her

When he says terrible..... he means damn excellent knickers wetting, bed soaking things, right? "

He does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A voluptuous ninja just slipped this in my back pocket, luckily she slapped my ass on the way out or I wouldn’t have noticed, which is lucky for Mancunianjay1981 as the note says that “he may not have to steal kisses, there is a chance I'll give them away”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironically I was thinking about this!

I'm in "

Well you know my mate does

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Sprout, my main man. This incredibly sexy woman wants to say-

I think you are one of the most lovely gents on here and I’d like to replace the piles of chocolates between your legs with my face

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Message for Nora from my beautiful friend -

work is hardly an excuse for missing a chance for a boobie squish. But I'm definitely having one in April!

X"

Whoever this is I’m ALWAYS up for a boobie squish x

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

DesirableEncounter - your mate definitely desires an up close and personal encounter with him. Very close. And very personal.

You lucky person!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One for the lovely Posh

Could you please tell Not So Posh that this Irish fella would still do terrible things to her

When he says terrible..... he means damn excellent knickers wetting, bed soaking things, right?

He does "

I'm in

I'll put some knickers on in preparation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another sexy man says

Can you ask Autumn Fall if she would like to Autumn fall on to my face please? Or in any season for that matter "

thats quite funny

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ironically I was thinking about this!

I'm in

Well you know my mate does "

My mate does too.... and I think you're a bit of alright as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironically I was thinking about this!

I'm in

Well you know my mate does

My mate does too.... and I think you're a bit of alright as well "

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for desirableencounter from a serious hottie!

he can give me a good drilling any day

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wonderingpurpose - my gorgeous mate says "you don't call, you don't write, where's the love?"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a hottie.

Can you ask Mixedraceand40 to have another look at me , we may be well ‘suited’

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"The men are hot in here today! This sexy man says

Can you tell WildBlonde69, it won’t be quick but she needs to explore her fantasy more lol"

I’m not one to rush these things

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"Sprout, my main man. This incredibly sexy woman wants to say-

I think you are one of the most lovely gents on here and I’d like to replace the piles of chocolates between your legs with my face "

Thank you help me eat the chocolates first?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"My damn sexy mate wants me to pass a message on to one of the sexiest couples I know....

Passing Fancies 22.... she’d like to dance her way in between you xx"

Well we shall be sure to leave a nice little gap for her to wiggle her booty in-between us

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a beauty

Can you tell ink for the kink.

I wish I.lived in the Midlands hot

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

A beautiful woman with a wonderful smile says

Could you tell the Ambassador that’s it’s a day when ginger cream is desired

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Sprout, my main man. This incredibly sexy woman wants to say-

I think you are one of the most lovely gents on here and I’d like to replace the piles of chocolates between your legs with my face

Thank you help me eat the chocolates first?"

Absolutely

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

ooooo I'm in and happy to play postie

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

This is from a very sexy friend of mine, she’ll make your toes curl

Please tell Wonderingpurpose that your mate has had some rather delightfully perverted dreams about him.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

A very nice and thoughtful person wants me to let everyone know who hasn’t had a message yet that they are all beautiful and special.

What a great sentiment and I second that

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"A very nice and thoughtful person wants me to let everyone know who hasn’t had a message yet that they are all beautiful and special.

What a great sentiment and I second that"

This too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. I'll give this a go

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

I'm in ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/22 13:36:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From a truly beautiful woman

Message for mancunianjay1981 - I’d like to sit on his face, that is all "

Ooooh the anonymous twist, far to kind and please tell me in private

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Let's give this a little go.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

ooooooo incoming for Wildblond69 or a rather charming and handsome gentleman

WildBlonde69l do you prefer wearing fishnet or nylon stockings?

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Just in from a great guy

Could you ask Wildeblonde69 if she would be up for a ride in the hotels lifts,

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Am I too late??

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

A fab fell has just sent me this

Can you please welcome Bellaseas and let her know she is seriously sexy and sensationally hot.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle


"Sprout, my main man. This incredibly sexy woman wants to say-

I think you are one of the most lovely gents on here and I’d like to replace the piles of chocolates between your legs with my face

Thank you help me eat the chocolates first?

Absolutely "

Oh my! Taxi to Stirling please

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Am I too late??

"

never

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ha ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fab fell has just sent me this

Can you please welcome Bellaseas and let her know she is seriously sexy and sensationally hot."

Ahh thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For whenyaknow

The pure delight of a woman says:

I'd love some Irish in me, if you're up for it?? x"

Ohh the wonder :O guess your gonna have to find out.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

The temperature just went up in my box. Serious hottie alert

Would you tell Prince that I'll take it as slow as he likes initially. But then all bets are off x

(There is a chomping emoji missing that I couldn’t do . )

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve been known to play this.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Here’s to hoping that someone fancies me

I’m in!

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Am I too late??

"

Never

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a lovely message for Donna Belle from a charming man:

Can you tell Donna Belle her new pics are great.

I have to agree with him.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

This gorgeous woman asks

A message for dangermouse....

Could I be a replacement for the duck ?

I would say yes

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

This lovely gent asks

Can you let long legs that her long legs need kissing from top to bottom.

Cheers

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Don’t mind if I do, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gorgeous friend says...

Please would you ask if Wonderingpurpose and the Ambassador would be kind enough as to get together and do me

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton


"Message from a beauty

Can you tell ink for the kink.

I wish I.lived in the Midlands hot "

I’m only ever in the midlands a few months at a time could always request a transfer more local haha

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I’ve been known to play this. "

Fiddles!

Come play with THIS

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A very sexy lady has asked me to pass this on.

Message for MixedDevil - fancied your since I first saw you, your suited and booted pic the other day made me think some very bad thoughts x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh a hot man in my box says

Can you please tell bellaseas that I think I may have a big fab crush on her

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve been known to play this.

Fiddles!

Come play with THIS "

Taxi, quick, can’t get a bloody Uber when you need one.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"My gorgeous friend says...

Please would you ask if Wonderingpurpose and the Ambassador would be kind enough as to get together and do me"

we talking Sandwich here

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm in

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I'm in...

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Sorry for late posts. Work got in the way back now

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

Stunning lady says

Please tell fiddles he needs to come and play his fiddle for me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Dancer36 - this lovely fella says he's still waiting for you to do a naked handstand! X

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

One for the lovely Nora

Can you let Nora know that it’s always good when you fancy somebody who also makes you laugh.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you please tell MixedDevil that he has a very peachy bum x

This is from a boooootiful lady!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"One for the lovely Nora

Can you let Nora know that it’s always good when you fancy somebody who also makes you laugh."

Aw who’s that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s this working then?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Dancer36 - this lovely fella says he's still waiting for you to do a naked handstand! X

"

On it!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Stunning lady says

Please tell fiddles he needs to come and play his fiddle for me "

I’ll need an address.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
over a year ago

the middle

This charming gentleman has asked me

To let bellaseas know that her october 12th pic had my jaw on the floor, who knew calves would be my weakness.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"ooooooo incoming for Wildblond69 or a rather charming and handsome gentleman

WildBlonde69l do you prefer wearing fishnet or nylon stockings? "

No preference really, how about you?

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"The temperature just went up in my box. Serious hottie alert

Would you tell Prince that I'll take it as slow as he likes initially. But then all bets are off x

(There is a chomping emoji missing that I couldn’t do . )"

Lol this sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This gorgeous woman asks

A message for dangermouse....

Could I be a replacement for the duck ?

I would say yes "

No, but he doesn’t mind being third wheel

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

An awesome man has a message to wild blonde and says that you are a very sexy postie indeed

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

For the incredibly hot _ancer36,

My sexy mate would love for you to pay him a visit so that he can rock your world..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooh a hot man in my box says

Can you please tell bellaseas that I think I may have a big fab crush on her "

Feel free to say hello

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"A very sexy lady has asked me to pass this on.

Message for MixedDevil - fancied your since I first saw you, your suited and booted pic the other day made me think some very bad thoughts x"

Ooh whose this?

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