FabSwingers.com forum: Worst possible person see at swingers party?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wondering, who would be the worst possible person you could bump into at a party? Not type off person but for example friends, family, kids teacher?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Just wondering, who would be the worst possible person you could bump into at a party? Not type off person but for example friends, family, kids teacher?

Your local priest!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just wondering, who would be the worst possible person you could bump into at a party? Not type off person but for example friends, family, kids teacher?

Your local priest!

Give me a HELL YEAH

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the kids I teach pupils would be horrendous!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My mum!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frankie boyle.

but id be pissing myself laughing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

The little old lady who lives next door.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

The Chuckle Brothers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Just wondering, who would be the worst possible person you could bump into at a party? Not type off person but for example friends, family, kids teacher?

Your local priest!

My local priest could shag me senseless and I'd have no idea who he was

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Is it the man from the Go Compare adverts?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gynaecologist ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering, who would be the worst possible person you could bump into at a party? Not type off person but for example friends, family, kids teacher?

Your local priest!

Worst? I'd pmsl!!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry Scott shouting "bang! And the dirt is gone" every time he shot his load!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Saville (bang on trend!)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jimmy Saville (bang on trend!)"

He wouldn't be interested - gotta be over 18 to het in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The much maligned "Sydney University" and his mates.....!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle.

The only fucking he'd get would be from my Dr Martin boots.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reporter from the Daily Sport?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Kyle.

The only fucking he'd get would be from my Dr Martin boots."

I didn’t know you can get high-heeled DM’s …….

But really Mrs Artfuldogger you can’t just go around beating up an imbecile’s when the fancy takes you,,,,, ……sheezzz!!!

Get that bloke of yours to do it for ya!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

That bloke wanking slowly in the corner.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embalmer..its always under their nails

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister!!

Because i know she is also on this site too!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighlandcouple40Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

Edward Scissors Hands.....ouch

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hannibal Lecter, specially if there's a finger buffet

Wolf

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Kyle.

The only fucking he'd get would be from my Dr Martin boots.

I didn’t know you can get high-heeled DM’s …….

But really Mrs Artfuldogger you can’t just go around beating up an imbecile’s when the fancy takes you,,,,, ……sheezzz!!!

Get that bloke of yours to do it for ya!!!

Go to the DM site, I'm sure they'll have something for you to.squeeze your size 14 trotters into.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

All the men to whom I have said no.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dalai Lama...I wouldn't know where to look! yet I would be so enlightened!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The Dalai Lama...I wouldn't know where to look! yet I would be so enlightened!

I could see that would be a dilemma.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would most definitelly have to say worst person to bump into on a meet would be your boss ooppss then again at least you'd get that pay rise lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Dalai Lama...I wouldn't know where to look! yet I would be so enlightened!

I could see that would be a dilemma."

of course

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would most definitelly have to say worst person to bump into on a meet would be your boss ooppss then again at least you'd get that pay rise lol"

he he he

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r Tony.Man
over a year ago

Warrington B'ham London Lowestoft

The ex wife. "shudders"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the parents from work! That would not be good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Krankies

Cherie Blair

Barbara Windsor

My nan

A blue waffle sufferer

About half a dozen people of here who will remain nameless

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Krankies

Cherie Blair

Barbara Windsor

My nan

A blue waffle sufferer

About half a dozen people of here who will remain nameless

my neighbours

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC camera crew

Mary whitehouse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say I'd be horrified at all as I'd know that they were there for the same reason as I was and had the same guilty pleasure to keep secret. It bothers the crap out of Siren though, which is why we don't go to clubs as often as I'd like us to.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did once attend a swingers club in Newcastle only to be greeted by my Mam and Dads friends who were there lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst nightmare came true at LC in Sheffield.

I arrived a little late to meet a friend and went in and soon found ourselves in a room having fun. A couple joined us (it was dark) and the girls had fun while us guys played with our own partners. When we had finished, we walked out of room only to find it was my step sister!!!

As if that wasn't bad enough, the bloke she was with wasn't her husband of 10 years and she was 'playing away'...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *teve261970Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

"did once attend a swingers club in Newcastle only to be greeted by my Mam and Dads friends who were there lol"

Wasn't Club2000 was it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My children, i don't mind what they get up to in later life as long as they are happy. But i would horrified to come face to face

( Perky)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

ive only been to two partys one 50 miles away there was a guy who used to go to the same school as me the one that was more local there was my sisters best mate and before you ask i didnt

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my neighbours

I have several neighbours I'd love to meet at a wild party.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would most definitelly have to say worst person to bump into on a meet would be your boss ooppss then again at least you'd get that pay rise lol"

there may well be a rise but maybe not in pay

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Your 'straight' male relative, whilst he was tied up and being fucked by your 'straight' brother.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my neighbours

It happened to me just over 4 years ago, I was invited to a house party as a guest of a couple I had known for a few months. I walked into a room full of happy people including my neighbours from across the road. Red faces all round, she couldn't look me in the eye for several months. Thankfully nothing was said to my OH, (who thought I was on night shift) and they moved away 18 months ago.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

Your mum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reporter from the sunday mail . geez oh no giving up eh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum "
what's wrong with the OP's mum?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wingsnroundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

The lady from "the chase" on bbc...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grotbags

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did once attend a swingers club in Newcastle only to be greeted by my Mam and Dads friends who were there lol

Wasn't Club2000 was it? "
yep it was lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sistet lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Cameron... Need I say more?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering, who would be the worst possible person you could bump into at a party? Not type off person but for example friends, family, kids teacher?

"
Linda La Hughes!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your own wife. The one you are ready to cheat on.

Otherwise I'd vote for Timmy Mallet.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Chuckle Brothers

To me to you to me to you lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just wondering, who would be the worst possible person you could bump into at a party? Not type off person but for example friends, family, kids teacher?

your mum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *idnight delightMan
over a year ago

London

What if you saw your daughter?

That's one to think about...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryland off xfactor lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

your dad standing behind you with a hardon ...... runaway!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nieces or nephews!! Aaargh!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

My ex ('ex' for excrutiating!)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread