FabSwingers.com forum: How do I get less meets?!

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets

I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.

What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!

Any advice I can ignore and mock?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Haven't got any advice....but can you pencil me for my turn next week?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Try smearing marmite on the end of it.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Haven't got any advice....but can you pencil me for my turn next week?

See???

Would text speech help maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that bum and they way you stick it out and wiggle it

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Try smearing marmite on the end of it."

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets

I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.

What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!

Any advice I can ignore and mock? "
are nyphos the new version of nymphos or numpties? Just seeking clarification here.

Also, pencile me in for a close up

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Try smearing marmite on the end of it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you/funky stop teleporting me into your bedrooms.. thats just cheating lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I had the same issue. Dirty feckers wouldn't leave me alone. Morning till night. I share your pain ! I got myself a rubber chicken and it diverted all the attention away to him. Trouble is he has moved on and they are starting to sniff me out again

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I had the same issue. Dirty feckers wouldn't leave me alone. Morning till night. I share your pain ! I got myself a rubber chicken and it diverted all the attention away to him. Trouble is he has moved on and they are starting to sniff me out again

you can have him and his chicklets back

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

It's doing my head in.

I've even taken a cock pic with the sky remote next to it now to use as an avatar and I've applied to change my user name to MingeMasher69.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Try a change of username

"cheesycock4u" or something similar might work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice bra u fill it well x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Try smearing marmite on the end of it."

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By *eathersnlustCouple
over a year ago

stoke

we like Marmite too !

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I've just added scat and watersports as well.

Why isn't there a box for snuff and necrophilia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just added scat and watersports as well.

Why isn't there a box for snuff and necrophilia?

Would ya like me to beat em off for ya?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Nice bra u fill it well x

See? Even the blokes are at it now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice bra u fill it well x

See? Even the blokes are at it now!!

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By *eathersnlustCouple
over a year ago

stoke

dunna forget twigglets lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's doing my head in.

I've even taken a cock pic with the sky remote next to it now to use as an avatar and I've applied to change my user name to MingeMasher69. "

Don't change your name it will make em 10 times worse. They pretend they don't like the direct username approach but it really makes them hot in the gusset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easy peasy lemon squeezey u only have to ...................... ermmmmmmmmmm forgotten wot it was ............ I'll go n have a little think ...... whilst I am away inspiration might be gained if u ................. well u know wot lol and I don't wanna be pencilled in ............. want it written in triplicate in permanent ink right across the page .............. lol

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Why isn't there a box for snuff and necrophilia?

Because that is dead boring.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

you can have him and his chicklets back

Now your talking. Guess I will have to book him in for therapy after his traumatic experience

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

you can have him and his chicklets back

Now your talking. Guess I will have to book him in for therapy after his traumatic experience "

book me is for some too, he's not been easy to live with!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets

I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.

What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!

Any advice I can ignore and mock? "

Love the profile. Really funny

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I've just added scat and watersports as well.

Why isn't there a box for snuff and necrophilia?

Have you tried posting a face pic?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets

I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.

What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!

Any advice I can ignore and mock? "

A pic where you are picking your nose and scratching your arse might work.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Or picking your arse and scratching your nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have yet to ask the OP for a meet, so there must be something wrong with me, ha!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you mean fewer meets?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I have yet to ask the OP for a meet, so there must be something wrong with me, ha!

You're one of the few who can resist my charms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have yet to ask the OP for a meet, so there must be something wrong with me, ha!

You're one of the few who can resist my charms

What charm?

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Do you mean fewer meets?"

iz u one ov them gramer facizts

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"I have yet to ask the OP for a meet, so there must be something wrong with me, ha!

You're one of the few who can resist my charms

What charm?

U iz clearley 1 oc them lezzer bints then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you mean fewer meets?

iz u one ov them gramer facizts "

It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.

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By *ighclassfunMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Do you mean fewer meets?

iz u one ov them gramer facizts

It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me."

Correctness is a good trait

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Do you mean fewer meets?

iz u one ov them gramer facizts

It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me."

I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Do you mean fewer meets?

iz u one ov them gramer facizts

It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.

I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps

You've not eaten that yet?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you mean fewer meets?

iz u one ov them gramer facizts

It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.

I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps

Don't post that you have chocolate. You'll get women, and some men, asking for a meet! Jeez, you really do need some lessons in putting people off.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Do you mean fewer meets?

iz u one ov them gramer facizts

It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.

I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps

You've not eaten that yet?"

It's another bar. Birthday loot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets

I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.

What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!

Any advice I can ignore and mock? "

Send them my way lol!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Meeting you once was more than enough.... I am still in therapy

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Do you mean fewer meets?

iz u one ov them gramer facizts

It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.

I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps

You've not eaten that yet?

It's another bar. Birthday loot

Gimme! As I can't be arsed to fight to the front of the queue at your return tour *sigh* I'll have the chocolate.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Meeting you once was more than enough.... I am still in therapy

My arse has that effect on people

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

"Do you mean fewer meets?

iz u one ov them gramer facizts

It's how I ensure no one wants to meet me.

I have half a bar of Galaxy if that helps

You've not eaten that yet?

It's another bar. Birthday loot

Gimme! As I can't be arsed to fight to the front of the queue at your return tour *sigh* I'll have the chocolate."

Nomnomnom... sorry, it's gone now.

...anyway, I might be planning a trip to York soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it girls he's no longer interesting he's got no chocolate

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"That's it girls he's no longer interesting he's got no chocolate

Plenty of chocolate in York. I'll take my chances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sick of this site! Bloody women and couples after me all day! How the hell do I get less meets

I've tried carefully crafted 'wanna fuk' messages with a graphic cock pic but to no avail.

What the hell am I doing wrong? All women must be nyphos!!!

just say no lol

Any advice I can ignore and mock? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become a woman, so many idiots that I am thinking of giving it all up to become a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pic of you with the axe - that should do it!

(ps. I am bullet proof to your charms I hasten to add!)

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