FabSwingers.com forum: Roses are red....

By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er ok

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.

Are you asking or insisting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.

Carlos thanks you for the offer but he must decline.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.

It seems that you are a poet but haven't quite realised.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your willy is huge

I’d never lie to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your willy is huge

I’d never lie to you

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

"Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.

Well since you asked so nicely lol

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By *ickychef1Man
over a year ago

Greenford

Rose's are red violets are blue drop your draws and ten Bob's yours

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Screw all this rhyming

Take me to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue

Valentines day sucks. Now what about you?

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By *rince_B97Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Roses are red

Daisies a mix

Jump in my bed

I just fabbed your pics

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but thinking of you.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Roses are red

But I prefer white

Buy me a bunch

And you know I just might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are blue,

Just sent you 10 dick pics

Can't understand why you blocked me?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Roses are red,

Underwear is blue,

Nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

violets are blue

My heart

Belongs to you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but thinking of you."

Awwww. That's sweet.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Roses are red

My mind is twisted

Bend over sweat heart

You’re about to get fisted

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My cocks dusty

I’d love it to be polished by you.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm off to bed, what about you?

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm off to bed, what about you?"

If only that was an offer.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm off to bed, what about you?

If only that was an offer.

Same here- 3some???

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m happy to receive a red rose at the moment

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm off to bed, what about you?

If only that was an offer.

Same here- 3some???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm off to bed, what about you?"

Are you mad? The footballs on...

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

Roses are red, violets are blue

Can I take off this condom and cum in you?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I'm feeling kinky

And want anal with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I get wet just thinking of you

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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Roses are red violets are blue, ill give you a blowie, and all your mates too....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love being fingered

With one or maybe two

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love being fingered

With one or maybe two"

I'll warm my hands up first.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Violets are blue

Roses are red.

Stop all the chit chat

& Come fuck Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red… pink… white… loads of colours

Violets are not blue.

Im crap at poetry…

Errr show me your boobs

Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm not keen on anal

It's all cockapoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.

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Definately

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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Roses are okay, violets are fine, you be the 6, and I’ll be the 9.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Valentine’s.

I have lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You’re vag is on fire

And so are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Send me a valentines card

Then bend me over

And fuck me hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m so glad your mother didn’t swallow you

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Violets are blue

Roses are red

FAF

Let's go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shit in my mouth

I want to taste you

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shit in my mouth

I want to taste you"

I was not expecting that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red.

Violets are orange.

Damn it. Nothing rhymes with orange.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Show me the junk in your trunk

So I can cover it in spunk

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Roses are red, wax crayons too,

Lipsticks and biros,

Can also be red.

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, wax crayons too,

Lipsticks and biros,

Can also be red.

Xxxx"

And hair.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shit in my mouth

I want to taste you"

We have a winner! Where can I buy a card like that?

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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Roses are red,

And sometimes pink,

Do me up the bum,

And your cock will stink

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Roses are red,

And sometimes pink,

Do me up the bum,

And your cock will stink"

A chance I’d be willing to take!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses smell bad

They make me sick

So cum in the garden

And I’ll suck your Dick

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Rose's are red violets are blue

Get in the van, I dont want to hurt you.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Rose's are red violets are blue

Get in the van, I dont want to hurt you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Poems are shite

Get your arse up to mine

Your getting pumped tonight

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

The PM is on Fabswingers

and sends anonymous cock pics to you

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got the clap

So you have too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd like to stick a, finger up youuu.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Not all modern poetry

Has to rhyme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, have you got time for a wine or two?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd like to stick a, finger up youuu. "

I like you, but NO.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Roses are red

They are flowers too

My cock is really hard

I’m gonna stick it in you

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Roses are red

Just watch the thorn

Now get your ass here

‘Cos I’ve got the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just give me a woman

With ginormous flue

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm loving the romance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Everything's red,

ARRGH! MY FUCKING EYES ARE BLEEDING!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red

Just watch the thorn

Now get your ass here

‘Cos I’ve got the horn

Honk, honk (Squeezes boobs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m so horny

So come suck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You know its a farce

If you dont take it up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

You know its a farce

If you dont take it up the arse

Roses are red

Voilets are blue

Those that take it up there

Are really quite rare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

My mind is twisted

Bend over sweat heart

You’re about to get fisted

Best one by far hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are stupid

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

Coz here comes my willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But thinking of you

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a knife,

Now get in the fucking van.

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By *omez and LilyCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Roses are red

Violets are funky

I'm thinking of you

And spanking the monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose is in bed, Violet is too.

A foursome awaits, just add Me and You.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I have Choclate

And Whipped Cream to

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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Roses are red,

lilies are white,

I might try to pin you down,

Let's see if you"LL fight.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shit in my mouth

I want to taste you"

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You're filthy and bad

I'll give it you

Then don't ask me to kiss you!

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Roses are Red

Lemons are Sour

Open your legs

And give me an hou.... Day

(I know it doesn't rhyme but hey!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Have you a brother

I'll do him too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The roses are dead

The violets are slashed

I like your sausage

Stick it in my mash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violets are blue,

Roses are red

How to conquer you?

And take you to bed?

I haveve no clue!

Come give me a head

Might cure your flue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose are red

Buttercups are yellow

can I ask you a question

Do you spit or swallow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses aren’t always red

Violets aren’t blue, they’re violet

That ruins the scan of the poem

So d’ya fancy a shag instead?

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Your lips are red,

MY balls are blue,

Please baby please,

Can I unload in you.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get a shag, but I suppose you’ll do.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

A rhyme,

In time,

May be seduction for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get a shag, but I suppose you’ll do. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poems are hard,

Bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get a shag, but I suppose you’ll do. "

I like it. Faf?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poems are hard,

Bacon."

Definitely the best so far.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come here and let me ravish you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come here and let me ravish you

I hope you're hungry. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

One cock is good

But Tee prefers two

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

Skirts go up,

Panties go down

My Cock is hard,

Only for you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

One cock is good

But Tee prefers two

I think your inbox is about to fill up.

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Rose's are Red

Violet's are Blue

My balls are full

Can empty them in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come here and let me ravish you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My horn was dead

Until I saw you

Please get me fed

From your flower bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one's for Jag.

Roses are red, violets are blue, white wine costs less than dinner for two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand whilst thinking of you.

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get a shag, but I suppose you’ll do.

I like it. Faf? "

You’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get a shag, but I suppose you’ll do.

I like it. Faf?

You’ll do

Let me just apply my thrush cream first. Uhm.. Wait, I may as well bring it for you to use after?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t get a shag, but I suppose you’ll do.

I like it. Faf?

You’ll do

Let me just apply my thrush cream first. Uhm.. Wait, I may as well bring it for you to use after? "

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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Roses are red, lilies are white, having butt sex is a cheeky delight...

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come here and let me ravish you

I hope you're hungry. Xx"

Starving!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Come here and let me ravish you

I hope you're hungry. Xx

Starving! "

Taxi to Stirling please. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are musty

Please blow the cobwebs off

Because my cock is dusty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Bob Wiley (What about Bob)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m touching my Willy

But thinking of you

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Roses are red

Violets aren't

I'm shit at poetry

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I can’t wait to

Fingerblast you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Roses are red,

Actually- also yellow, white, a few different colours.

Arrrrgh sod this,

Just sit on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Gladys's are brown because she had a poo

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Roses are flowers, pebbles are stones.

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky, and try not to sob.

Look on the bright side, you're not with a *nob

(*nob female or male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are scarlet

Violets are purple

Bend over you Harlot

While I shove up this gerbil.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,

What the hell is all of that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!

I’ll spend the day so d*unk that I just can’t speak,

And wear only black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,

For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,

Because I think love is a big crock of shit!

So here is my story, what else can I say?

Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

O......k.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses taste floral

and violets more bitter

So bend over darling

I’mma do you up the shitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses taste floral

and violets more bitter

So bend over darling

I’mma do you up the shitter"

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m a cougar,

How old are you?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m a cougar,

How old are you?"

51, but that doesn't rhyme.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.

Roses are red

I live further south

I'm not sure you'll get it

All in your mouth

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m a cougar,

How old are you?"

Roses are red

Ice cubes are cold

It's just my luck

I'm too fucking old

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am laying in bed

Just waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m a cougar,

How old are you?

51, but that doesn't rhyme.

You do like your blue undies don’t you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am laying in bed

Just waiting for you

I hope you have your pinwheel out

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am laying in bed

Just waiting for you

I hope you have your pinwheel out

"
I have several

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I’m a cougar,

How old are you?

51, but that doesn't rhyme.

You do like your blue undies don’t you

Ooooooo yes.

PM me anytime

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

"Hearts and roses and kisses galore,

What the hell is all of that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!

I’ll spend the day so d*unk that I just can’t speak,

And wear only black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,

For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,

Because I think love is a big crock of shit!

So here is my story, what else can I say?

Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day!"

I know not in the spirit of celibrating getting stoned to death and beheaded (St Valentine) but love the above !

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hearts and roses and kisses galore,

What the hell is all of that shit for?

People get mushy and start acting queer,

It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid’s ass!

I’ll spend the day so d*unk that I just can’t speak,

And wear only black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,

For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,

Because I think love is a big crock of shit!

So here is my story, what else can I say?

Love bites my ass… Fuck Valentine’s Day!

I know not in the spirit of celibrating getting stoned to death and beheaded (St Valentine) but love the above !"

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Roses are red Violets are finer Chickens are fowl just like your Vagina.happy valentine's Day

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

violets are blue.

You've got a pulse

so I s'pose you'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sat with a hard on,

So my hand will have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Coronas the flu

Can I quarantine

These nutz

Deep inside you

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over girl

your about to get fisted

betcha cant get that on a moonpig card

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Roses are red

Violets are nice

I'll buy yours tomorrow

Cuz they'll be half price

......

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

We're a swinging couple

Who'd like to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have five fingers

The middle one is for

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

Sometimes their Plastic

I'd sure love to snap

Your knicker elastic

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My cock is hard

Thinking of you

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Roses are stupid

Violets are silly

Grease up your flaps

Cos here comes my willy

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Roses are red,

and smell quite nice,

today in the shops,

they are half price!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Roses are red,

and smell quite nice,

today in the shops,

they are half price!"

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