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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

KC² is the AppleTréë of my eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo yo yo

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Extra time already..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Getting in quickly I thought, but some beat me!!! Drat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"KC² is the AppleTréë of my eye."

You want to be in cider.

Hey, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice ¹!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo yo yo "

It's the ²nd part of The Nocturnal Show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Extra time already.."

Time flies when you're having strawberry jelly.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn"

It's a sexy "damn".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello again. My little flowerpot and sun beam both in one place. Life is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the Salop! Lol evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tumble. Have you got fleecy bedding?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"KC² is the AppleTréë of my eye.

You want to be in cider.

Hey, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice ¹!"

I'm lying here in the way nature intended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Getting in quickly I thought, but some beat me!!! Drat!"

It's all go around here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ello again. My little flowerpot and sun beam both in one place. Life is good. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tumble. Have you got fleecy bedding?"

Nope, so i guess i've done this to myself. Just want the colder weather to do one if possible!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Getting in quickly I thought, but some beat me!!! Drat!"

It's a dastardly "Drat".

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ello again. My little flowerpot and sun beam both in one place. Life is good. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 13/02/22 00:54:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed."

Pyjamas on the radiator beforehand - helps mitigate things

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tumble. Have you got fleecy bedding?

Nope, so i guess i've done this to myself. Just want the colder weather to do one if possible!"

Brushed cotton bedding is what you need. It's what most people's Grandparents used to use. Grandparents know how to keep warm in the cold. Brushed cotton ftw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Up the Salop! Lol evening all"

Salop! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sk8r_Boi.

You are a skater boy

She said, "See you later, boy"

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a pretty face

But her head was up in space

She needed to come back down to earth

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Pyjamas on the radiator beforehand - helps mitigate things"

What are these "pyjamas"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"KC² is the AppleTréë of my eye.

You want to be in cider.

Hey, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice ¹!

I'm lying here in the way nature intended

"

It's only natural.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"[Legs akimbo position dropped by KC² at 13/02/22 00:54:20]"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Pyjamas on the radiator beforehand - helps mitigate things

What are these "pyjamas"? "

They're surplus electric blankets made into pyjamas.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Legs akimbo position dropped by KC² at 13/02/22 00:54:20]"

It's because my left leg doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold weather can bugger off. Need it to warm up again

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Getting in quickly I thought, but some beat me!!! Drat!

It's a dastardly "Drat"."

Especially Dick, to Muttley!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tumble. Have you got fleecy bedding?

Nope, so i guess i've done this to myself. Just want the colder weather to do one if possible!"

Shop around for fleecy bedding. It'll be one of the best things you do. I'm fed up of winter. The only thing getting me through is Appletree's jim-jams.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"[Legs akimbo position dropped by KC² at 13/02/22 00:54:20]

It's because my left leg doesn't work "

Have you claimed Incum Support? Do it online; it saves all the legwork KC².

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Azi. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. How are you? How's Birmingham?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Azi!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Getting in quickly I thought, but some beat me!!! Drat!

It's a dastardly "Drat".

Especially Dick, to Muttley!"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Legs akimbo position dropped by KC² at 13/02/22 00:54:20]

It's because my left leg doesn't work

Have you claimed Incum Support? Do it online; it saves all the legwork KC²."

*Snorts*

No, I work hard to look this cheap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tobleton. All the time. But it can't be done, can it?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tobleton. All the time. But it can't be done, can it?"

it takes buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Getting in quickly I thought, but some beat me!!! Drat!

It's a dastardly "Drat".

Especially Dick, to Muttley!"

It was Muttley's hissing laughter that got me going!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tumble. Have you got fleecy bedding?

Nope, so i guess i've done this to myself. Just want the colder weather to do one if possible!

Shop around for fleecy bedding. It'll be one of the best things you do. I'm fed up of winter. The only thing getting me through is Appletree's jim-jams.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?"

I don't believe I have, tonight would be me popping the nocturnal thread cherry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tumble. Have you got fleecy bedding?

Nope, so i guess i've done this to myself. Just want the colder weather to do one if possible!

Shop around for fleecy bedding. It'll be one of the best things you do. I'm fed up of winter. The only thing getting me through is Appletree's jim-jams.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?

I don't believe I have, tonight would be me popping the nocturnal thread cherry."

I'm sure you'll have loads of fun! You're welcome to imagine resting your head on my jamas. They're incredibly soft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tumble. Have you got fleecy bedding?

Nope, so i guess i've done this to myself. Just want the colder weather to do one if possible!

Shop around for fleecy bedding. It'll be one of the best things you do. I'm fed up of winter. The only thing getting me through is Appletree's jim-jams.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?

I don't believe I have, tonight would be me popping the nocturnal thread cherry."

Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Tumble in Tewkesbury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold beds during winter should not be allowed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tumble. Have you got fleecy bedding?

Nope, so i guess i've done this to myself. Just want the colder weather to do one if possible!

Shop around for fleecy bedding. It'll be one of the best things you do. I'm fed up of winter. The only thing getting me through is Appletree's jim-jams.

Have you posted on the nocturnal thread before?

I don't believe I have, tonight would be me popping the nocturnal thread cherry.

I'm sure you'll have loads of fun! You're welcome to imagine resting your head on my jamas. They're incredibly soft "

I think I shall do just that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tobleton. All the time. But it can't be done, can it?

it takes buttermilk and cheese and an equilateral chainsaw"

Thank you very much.

Welcome to this old nocturnal nonsense by the way.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"[Legs akimbo position dropped by KC² at 13/02/22 00:54:20]

It's because my left leg doesn't work

Have you claimed Incum Support? Do it online; it saves all the legwork KC².

*Snorts*

No, I work hard to look this cheap "

Your type of "cheap" is a king's ransom. It's beyond any quantifiable value.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Tobleton. I think he's a butcher.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Everyone say hello to Toblerone. I think he's a Chocolatier."

A Swiss one?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"[Legs akimbo position dropped by KC² at 13/02/22 00:54:20]

It's because my left leg doesn't work

Have you claimed Incum Support? Do it online; it saves all the legwork KC².

*Snorts*

No, I work hard to look this cheap

Your type of "cheap" is a king's ransom. It's beyond any quantifiable value."

For once, Gobby of Garstang is lost for words, Nerø

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Everyone say hello to Tumble in Tewkesbury."

My Dad once had a lady friend in Tewkesbury.

Hello to the new guy *waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Toblerone. I think he's a Chocolatier.

A Swiss one?"

He's into triangles.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Jim, I'm about to turn in. My electric blanket has warmed up my bed, complete with brushed cotton bedlinen and duvet cover!

Don't all rush to join me, but ladies have priority!

Good Night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I'm about to turn in. My electric blanket has warmed up my bed, complete with brushed cotton bedlinen and duvet cover!

Don't all rush to join me, but ladies have priority!

Good Night."

Sleep well.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Everyone say hello to Tobleton. I think he's a butcher."

No I'm not

But I've been to a post punk postcard fair wearing Joy Division Oven gloves - bought from the same place where teenagers who have never heard The Ramones buy their Ramones T-Shirts

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?"

I take it you've tried holding your digit down on the screen to wait for "paste" to pop up?

This article might help (but can't provide a forbidden link )

"How to copy and paste on Android

Copying and pasting text is easy on Android. We show you how to master it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Tobleton. I think he's a butcher.

No I'm not

But I've been to a post punk postcard fair wearing Joy Division Oven gloves - bought from the same place where teenagers who have never heard The Ramones buy their Ramones T-Shirts"

Oh.

That's cool. I want some of those oven gloves. My oven gloves are so boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening beauts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?

I take it you've tried holding your digit down on the screen to wait for "paste" to pop up?

This article might help (but can't provide a forbidden link )

"How to copy and paste on Android

Copying and pasting text is easy on Android. We show you how to master it.""

I've held down.

I've used Googlewoogle before for my Android needs.

If copy a YouTube link, open a new window, the link works. But I can't post a link on here. Is it because I'm in incognito mode? I've always used incognito mode. It's rather frustrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Toblerone. I think he's a Chocolatier.

A Swiss one?

He's into triangles."

The strong stuff then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?

I take it you've tried holding your digit down on the screen to wait for "paste" to pop up?

This article might help (but can't provide a forbidden link )

"How to copy and paste on Android

Copying and pasting text is easy on Android. We show you how to master it."

I've held down.

I've used Googlewoogle before for my Android needs.

If copy a YouTube link, open a new window, the link works. But I can't post a link on here. Is it because I'm in incognito mode? I've always used incognito mode. It's rather frustrating."

Who you hiding from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening beauts!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PV. I can't post YouTube or newspaper links. Why can't I post YouTube or newspaper links?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Toblerone. I think he's a Chocolatier.

A Swiss one?

He's into triangles.

The strong stuff then"

He's a three man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?

I take it you've tried holding your digit down on the screen to wait for "paste" to pop up?

This article might help (but can't provide a forbidden link )

"How to copy and paste on Android

Copying and pasting text is easy on Android. We show you how to master it."

I've held down.

I've used Googlewoogle before for my Android needs.

If copy a YouTube link, open a new window, the link works. But I can't post a link on here. Is it because I'm in incognito mode? I've always used incognito mode. It's rather frustrating.

Who you hiding from? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening beauts!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PV. I can't post YouTube or newspaper links. Why can't I post YouTube or newspaper links?!"

Ooo, ouch! This could change the whole direction of the nocturnal threads. Conundrum indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening beauts!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PV. I can't post YouTube or newspaper links. Why can't I post YouTube or newspaper links?!

Ooo, ouch! This could change the whole direction of the nocturnal threads. Conundrum indeed."

I know. I just don't understand.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?

I take it you've tried holding your digit down on the screen to wait for "paste" to pop up?

This article might help (but can't provide a forbidden link )

"How to copy and paste on Android

Copying and pasting text is easy on Android. We show you how to master it."

I've held down.

I've used Googlewoogle before for my Android needs.

If copy a YouTube link, open a new window, the link works. But I can't post a link on here. Is it because I'm in incognito mode? I've always used incognito mode. It's rather frustrating."

Shouldn't be. I paste into Fab with YouTube etc links all the time and I'm in incognito mode. When your keyboard is open, do you have a three dot thingy and if you click it, does a "paste" option reside there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good thing KC is here to offer some practical solutions.

I was just gonna wait till you figure it out. ya know... whilst I make a hot beverage!

Press harder Jim, harder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?

I take it you've tried holding your digit down on the screen to wait for "paste" to pop up?

This article might help (but can't provide a forbidden link )

"How to copy and paste on Android

Copying and pasting text is easy on Android. We show you how to master it."

I've held down.

I've used Googlewoogle before for my Android needs.

If copy a YouTube link, open a new window, the link works. But I can't post a link on here. Is it because I'm in incognito mode? I've always used incognito mode. It's rather frustrating.

Shouldn't be. I paste into Fab with YouTube etc links all the time and I'm in incognito mode. When your keyboard is open, do you have a three dot thingy and if you click it, does a "paste" option reside there?"

What's a three dot thingy? You're bamboozling me with you're technical technology terminology.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good thing KC is here to offer some practical solutions.

I was just gonna wait till you figure it out. ya know... whilst I make a hot beverage!

Press harder Jim, harder! "

Keep talking dirty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?

I take it you've tried holding your digit down on the screen to wait for "paste" to pop up?

This article might help (but can't provide a forbidden link )

"How to copy and paste on Android

Copying and pasting text is easy on Android. We show you how to master it."

I've held down.

I've used Googlewoogle before for my Android needs.

If copy a YouTube link, open a new window, the link works. But I can't post a link on here. Is it because I'm in incognito mode? I've always used incognito mode. It's rather frustrating."

*I

I am sorry.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good thing KC is here to offer some practical solutions.

I was just gonna wait till you figure it out. ya know... whilst I make a hot beverage!

Press harder Jim, harder!

Keep talking dirty."

With all this extra forum air space I might just have to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you "

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good thing KC is here to offer some practical solutions.

I was just gonna wait till you figure it out. ya know... whilst I make a hot beverage!

Press harder Jim, harder!

Keep talking dirty.

With all this extra forum air space I might just have to "

Fill it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone."

Did you give the wrong number

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number "

We've communicated successfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good thing KC is here to offer some practical solutions.

I was just gonna wait till you figure it out. ya know... whilst I make a hot beverage!

Press harder Jim, harder!

Keep talking dirty.

With all this extra forum air space I might just have to

Fill it!"

Now I know how porn stars feel. Performing under pressure is hard work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number "

I just didn't ding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good thing KC is here to offer some practical solutions.

I was just gonna wait till you figure it out. ya know... whilst I make a hot beverage!

Press harder Jim, harder!

Keep talking dirty.

With all this extra forum air space I might just have to

Fill it!

Now I know how porn stars feel. Performing under pressure is hard work "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need a sit-down wee.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number

I just didn't ding."

Next time, I'll pull your bell harder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim and hi there all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number

I just didn't ding.

Next time, I'll pull your bell harder..."

he needs a firm hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening hithere971

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hithere971"

Hi Persian x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim and hi there all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. Merry weekend. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number

I just didn't ding.

Next time, I'll pull your bell harder...

he needs a firm hand."

I do like your filthy chat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number

I just didn't ding.

Next time, I'll pull your bell harder...

he needs a firm hand.

I do like your filthy chat."

I'll tickle your todger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number

I just didn't ding.

Next time, I'll pull your bell harder...

he needs a firm hand.

I do like your filthy chat.

I'll tickle your todger "

With a feather duster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Jerry Springer's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jerry!

How old do you think Jerry Springer is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Robbie Williams's birthday today. Happy birthday, Robbie!

How old do you think Robbie Williams is?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTtWUZhD9c

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Peter Gabriel's birthday today. Happy birthday, Peter!

How old do you think Peter Gabriel is?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWdrtR8qXYs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look, order has been restored

I shall bow out *not too low*.

Got my eye on you. Night all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number

I just didn't ding.

Next time, I'll pull your bell harder...

he needs a firm hand.

I do like your filthy chat.

I'll tickle your todger

With a feather duster?"

If that's what it takes, Jim. I have one left from a Ken Dodd show years ago, that'll do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh look, order has been restored

I shall bow out *not too low*.

Got my eye on you. Night all"

I'm using a different device.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, I WhatsApp'd you

I've not heard a ding. I'm going to look at my phone.

Did you give the wrong number

I just didn't ding.

Next time, I'll pull your bell harder...

he needs a firm hand.

I do like your filthy chat.

I'll tickle your todger

With a feather duster?

If that's what it takes, Jim. I have one left from a Ken Dodd show years ago, that'll do "

My nan liked Ken Dodd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1633 Italian astronomer Galileo Galilei arrived in Rome for trial before an inquisition for professing the belief that planet earth revolves around the sun.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Robbie must be 45?

Dunno on the others. Jerry 75? Peter G about the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww such a shame you have gone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Robbie must be 45?

Dunno on the others. Jerry 75? Peter G about the same?"

Good evening Kinkers xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1866 Jesse James held up his first bank, stealing $15,000 from the Clay County Savings Association in Liberty, Missouri.

What a fucking liberty.

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By *hamrock 1888Man
over a year ago

on tour

Good evening everyone...just got home from my gig, had a couple beers and a perv on here ..now hitting the hay before another busy Sunday full of more gigs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Robbie must be 45?

Dunno on the others. Jerry 75? Peter G about the same?"

You're in the right ballpark for all ³. A bit higher for ² of them. Bit lower for ¹ of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww such a shame you have gone xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mollers. Don't worry, I'm still here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone...just got home from my gig, had a couple beers and a perv on here ..now hitting the hay before another busy Sunday full of more gigs "

Ayyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Shamrock. That's awesome.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Robbie must be 45?

Dunno on the others. Jerry 75? Peter G about the same?

You're in the right ballpark for all ³. A bit higher for ² of them. Bit lower for ¹ of them."

Hmmmmm.

Robert Peter Williams = 47

Peter G = 72

Jerry = 76

Amiright?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1917 Dutch exotic dancer Mata Hari was arrested in Paris on suspicion of being a German spy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Robbie must be 45?

Dunno on the others. Jerry 75? Peter G about the same?

You're in the right ballpark for all ³. A bit higher for ² of them. Bit lower for ¹ of them.

Hmmmmm.

Robert Peter Williams = 47

Peter G = 72

Jerry = 76

Amiright? "

Peter Gabriel is 72. That's correct. Robbie Williams is one closer to 50 at 48. Jerry Springer is another eight at 78.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm pleased with my guesstimates! And lo! I must retire to my chambers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1996 Take That officially announced that they are splitting up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm pleased with my guesstimates! And lo! I must retire to my chambers "

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2002 we lost Waylon Jennings.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxD0PqVlt5Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up lad what's occurring

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I love Waylon Jennings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey up lad what's occurring "

Not much. I've had a beer drink I've had a whisky drink. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey up lad what's occurring

Not much. I've had a beer drink I've had a whisky drink. How are you?"

Good been playing with my synthesizer and drum machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Waylon Jennings. "

Where did you come from?! I only know Waylon Jennings from The Dukes of Hazzard. For which I have a lot of love for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey up lad what's occurring

Not much. I've had a beer drink I've had a whisky drink. How are you?

Good been playing with my synthesizer and drum machine "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I love Waylon Jennings.

Where did you come from?! I only know Waylon Jennings from The Dukes of Hazzard. For which I have a lot of love for."

I had a pre UFC nap. Back up now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Peter Hook's birthday today. Happy birthday, Peter!

How old do you think Peter Hook is?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1GxjzHm5us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Waylon Jennings.

Where did you come from?! I only know Waylon Jennings from The Dukes of Hazzard. For which I have a lot of love for.

I had a pre UFC nap. Back up now. "

You're keen.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I love Waylon Jennings.

Where did you come from?! I only know Waylon Jennings from The Dukes of Hazzard. For which I have a lot of love for.

I had a pre UFC nap. Back up now.

You're keen."

Peachy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Sonia's birthday today. Happy birthday, Sonia!

How old do you think Sonia is?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mMo4PfiiBhk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love Waylon Jennings.

Where did you come from?! I only know Waylon Jennings from The Dukes of Hazzard. For which I have a lot of love for.

I had a pre UFC nap. Back up now.

You're keen.

Peachy"

(peach)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always worth a try. ^

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Always worth a try. ^"

Now that would be a useful, and over used one, on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Jim, on for a cheeky perv with my morning cuppa before work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always worth a try. ^

Now that would be a useful, and over used one, on here! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim, on for a cheeky perv with my morning cuppa before work "

Good moooooooooooorning, Jay. Thank you for your work.

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By *ackFromTheDead2Man
over a year ago

London/Surrey

Morning all hope you have a Better Sunday then I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wake up Maggy

I think I got something to say to you

It's mid February and I've had enough of cool

I know I'm an awesome dude

But I sometimes I eat the wrong food

Oh Maggy, I couldn't have tried anymore

You're keeping me from my bed

Last night it was Right Said Fred

You stole my joggers and that's what really hurts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all hope you have a Better Sunday then I will"

Good moooooooooooorning, BFTD2. Are you up for work?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Wake up Maggy

I think I got something to say to you

It's mid February and I've had enough of cool

I know I'm an awesome dude

But I sometimes I eat the wrong food

Oh Maggy, I couldn't have tried anymore

You're keeping me from my bed

Last night it was Right Said Fred

You stole my joggers and that's what really hurts"

Amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only 315 days until Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only ¹ day until Valentine's Day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only 63 days until Easter.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only 315 days until Christmas. "

I can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's only 260 days until Halloween.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait! "

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?"

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day.."

That was a little sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim, on for a cheeky perv with my morning cuppa before work

Good moooooooooooorning, Jay. Thank you for your work."

Somebody has to manage the staff and give coco pops and Rice Krispies to the world

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep. "

It was but ohwell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim, on for a cheeky perv with my morning cuppa before work

Good moooooooooooorning, Jay. Thank you for your work.

Somebody has to manage the staff and give coco pops and Rice Krispies to the world "

Snap, crackle and pop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim, on for a cheeky perv with my morning cuppa before work

Good moooooooooooorning, Jay. Thank you for your work.

Somebody has to manage the staff and give coco pops and Rice Krispies to the world

Snap, crackle and pop!"

Exactly my good man, making them at 65kg a minute too, busy busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell "

Have you got Rice Krispies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim, on for a cheeky perv with my morning cuppa before work

Good moooooooooooorning, Jay. Thank you for your work.

Somebody has to manage the staff and give coco pops and Rice Krispies to the world

Snap, crackle and pop!

Exactly my good man, making them at 65kg a minute too, busy busy "

65 RKPM, nice.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?"

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy. "

Soggy cereal.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

Soggy cereal. "

Nothing described as soggy could ever be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy. "

All mine is just hot out of the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

Soggy cereal.

Nothing described as soggy could ever be good."

To true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

Soggy cereal.

Nothing described as soggy could ever be good."

Especially biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

All mine is just hot out of the oven "

I wanna smell that smell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for this to work.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

Soggy cereal.

Nothing described as soggy could ever be good.

Especially biscuits."

I wasn't going to say it, it makes me laugh every time.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

All mine is just hot out of the oven "

I'd still take too long to eat them fresh out the oven, I'll stick with fruit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

Soggy cereal.

Nothing described as soggy could ever be good.

Especially biscuits.

I wasn't going to say it, it makes me laugh every time."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only 315 days until Christmas.

I can't wait!

Are you still up?! Or have you slept?

I slept a little but looks like I'm up for the day..

That was a little sleep.

It was but ohwell

Have you got Rice Krispies?

In square form yes, i don't like cereal i eat too slow and it just goes soggy.

All mine is just hot out of the oven

I'd still take too long to eat them fresh out the oven, I'll stick with fruit. "

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I could do with technology help. I have a new paranoid Android internet nocturnal thread tablet. For some reason I cannot post newspaper or YouTube links. I can copy the the link. But when I attempt to post like a postman, nothing happens. Can you help me?"

As a hardened Android aficionado I could have helped you with this. Sorry, I fell asleep and unceremoniously rolled off the Nocturnal Train.

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