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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

.....right now?

While you're foruming, fabbing and (some of you) fapping....

Is there anything you actually should be up to?

As always, points awarded for the correct answer

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By *ay6661986Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Catching up on invoices for work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finishing a job application

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

No, absolutely nothing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man. A should be doing a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still zapped of energy due to the ‘Rona so just about to curl up on the settee and watch the Masked Singer. My absolute guilty pleasure (the type of shit I’d normally hate, but for some reason this is compelling viewing!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Well Posh

I'm munching on a grease loaded dinner awaiting a pocket rocket to turn up so we can go and get bladdered....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Catching up on invoices for work "

If you don't do the invoice they won't pay you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still zapped of energy due to the ‘Rona so just about to curl up on the settee and watch the Masked Singer. My absolute guilty pleasure (the type of shit I’d normally hate, but for some reason this is compelling viewing!) "

Rita ora?

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

getting ready to go club

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Finishing a job application"

Oooh what for.

Actually. I've decided you want to be a lion tamer. Good luck!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No, absolutely nothing... "

Nothing at all? You're so lucky!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A man. A should be doing a man. "

Any one in particular?

So should I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man. A should be doing a man.

Any one in particular?

So should I "

As it happens, yes!

Wine will be my substitute.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Still zapped of energy due to the ‘Rona so just about to curl up on the settee and watch the Masked Singer. My absolute guilty pleasure (the type of shit I’d normally hate, but for some reason this is compelling viewing!) "

No. No. No.

No.

Bad.

That show gave me nightmares the one time I saw it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X"

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Dressing up and drinking pink gin and lemonade

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well Posh

I'm munching on a grease loaded dinner awaiting a pocket rocket to turn up so we can go and get bladdered...."

Wooooo hoodoo!!

Have all the fun tonight lovely xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"getting ready to go club"

And are you?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Trying to take over the world Pinky.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A man. A should be doing a man.

Any one in particular?

So should I

As it happens, yes!

Wine will be my substitute. "

Erm.... just be careful using the bottle as a substitute man. That never seems to end well....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

"

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dressing up and drinking pink gin and lemonade "

Oooh that's fun times! Do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Trying to take over the world Pinky.....

"

The same thing we do every night?

Ugh. Fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man. A should be doing a man.

Any one in particular?

So should I

As it happens, yes!

Wine will be my substitute.

Erm.... just be careful using the bottle as a substitute man. That never seems to end well.... "

Now I have a reason to finish the bottle, thanks!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold."

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be cooking the veg to go with the chicken that is almost ready... I lose track of time in this place, I shall try and multitask :P

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A man. A should be doing a man.

Any one in particular?

So should I

As it happens, yes!

Wine will be my substitute.

Erm.... just be careful using the bottle as a substitute man. That never seems to end well....

Now I have a reason to finish the bottle, thanks! "

Erm..... you're welcome?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be cooking the veg to go with the chicken that is almost ready... I lose track of time in this place, I shall try and multitask :P"

Al dente. That's the way forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?"

Marathon. She absolutely loves em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work...."

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?

Marathon. She absolutely loves em. "

They are my guilty pleasure but don't tell anyone.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha "

That's awkward....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?

Marathon. She absolutely loves em.

They are my guilty pleasure but don't tell anyone."

Your secrets safe. They are mine too haha.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?

Marathon. She absolutely loves em.

They are my guilty pleasure but don't tell anyone.

Your secrets safe. They are mine too haha. "

Woo hoo! Virtual high five!

(That's still cool, right?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha

That's awkward...."

It’s just my way off saying I clocked in for a hour and went the same as yesterday so sed stuff it and clocked back out ha ha but anuff about work

What kind off cake would you like room service to bring after the massage x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing my smalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not a damn thing. Fed myself and the family. House work is all done. Just chilling out now lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha

That's awkward....

It’s just my way off saying I clocked in for a hour and went the same as yesterday so sed stuff it and clocked back out ha ha but anuff about work

What kind off cake would you like room service to bring after the massage x"

I'm going to get kicked out of the Lounge for this..... but I really am not a cake fan

(Please admin.... don't ban me)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Washing my smalls "

Nah. Sell them. Buy new ones.

(Please don't ban me admin.... I didn't mean it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?

Marathon. She absolutely loves em.

They are my guilty pleasure but don't tell anyone.

Your secrets safe. They are mine too haha.

Woo hoo! Virtual high five!

(That's still cool, right?)"

Not sure haha. Not really down with the kids at my age!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m chilling and should be, but do feel like I should be doing something too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Absolutely not a damn thing. Fed myself and the family. House work is all done. Just chilling out now lol"

Woo hoo!

Did you actually feed the family or just give them the food and let them do it themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha

That's awkward....

It’s just my way off saying I clocked in for a hour and went the same as yesterday so sed stuff it and clocked back out ha ha but anuff about work

What kind off cake would you like room service to bring after the massage x

I'm going to get kicked out of the Lounge for this..... but I really am not a cake fan

(Please admin.... don't ban me)"

Ha ha ok so what would you like room service to bring then x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?

Marathon. She absolutely loves em.

They are my guilty pleasure but don't tell anyone.

Your secrets safe. They are mine too haha.

Woo hoo! Virtual high five!

(That's still cool, right?)

Not sure haha. Not really down with the kids at my age!!!! "

You have a kid right there..... find out!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m chilling and should be, but do feel like I should be doing something too "

Well..... what do you feel like you should be doing?

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By *ay6661986Man
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Catching up on invoices for work

If you don't do the invoice they won't pay you "

Haha I guess x need to get my shit together ??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha

That's awkward....

It’s just my way off saying I clocked in for a hour and went the same as yesterday so sed stuff it and clocked back out ha ha but anuff about work

What kind off cake would you like room service to bring after the massage x

I'm going to get kicked out of the Lounge for this..... but I really am not a cake fan

(Please admin.... don't ban me)

Ha ha ok so what would you like room service to bring then x"

I really just want a chocolate milkshake from McDs. I haven't had one in years but I've been craving it all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a pee on my break

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Catching up on invoices for work

If you don't do the invoice they won't pay you

Haha I guess x need to get my shit together ?? "

I hate to say it... but yes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Having a pee on my break "

Are you multitasking and peeing g while fabbing? Cos that's efficient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha

That's awkward....

It’s just my way off saying I clocked in for a hour and went the same as yesterday so sed stuff it and clocked back out ha ha but anuff about work

What kind off cake would you like room service to bring after the massage x

I'm going to get kicked out of the Lounge for this..... but I really am not a cake fan

(Please admin.... don't ban me)

Ha ha ok so what would you like room service to bring then x

I really just want a chocolate milkshake from McDs. I haven't had one in years but I've been craving it all day."

Ok you have a deal after the massage I go get you one beautiful xx

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?

Marathon. She absolutely loves em.

They are my guilty pleasure but don't tell anyone.

Your secrets safe. They are mine too haha.

Woo hoo! Virtual high five!

(That's still cool, right?)

Not sure haha. Not really down with the kids at my age!!!!

You have a kid right there..... find out!"

She says not cool and pulled a you should know better face. So that's me told.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

There is nothing that I should be doing, but what I am doing is lots of complicated back stitch on a dragon cross-stitch. I'm clearly living the dream here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....right now?

While you're foruming, fabbing and (some of you) fapping....

Is there anything you actually should be up to?

As always, points awarded for the correct answer "

a nice girl

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha

That's awkward....

It’s just my way off saying I clocked in for a hour and went the same as yesterday so sed stuff it and clocked back out ha ha but anuff about work

What kind off cake would you like room service to bring after the massage x

I'm going to get kicked out of the Lounge for this..... but I really am not a cake fan

(Please admin.... don't ban me)

Ha ha ok so what would you like room service to bring then x

I really just want a chocolate milkshake from McDs. I haven't had one in years but I've been craving it all day.

Ok you have a deal after the massage I go get you one beautiful xx"

You are too lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be give you a nice oil back massage in a candle light room over a glass off bubbly

What I am doing is trying to talk my self out off doing work X

That's sounds fun! Ypu should be doing that.

Although you should probably work....

Yes it dose sound like a good night

And probably should but sacked my self after a hour ha ha

That's awkward....

It’s just my way off saying I clocked in for a hour and went the same as yesterday so sed stuff it and clocked back out ha ha but anuff about work

What kind off cake would you like room service to bring after the massage x

I'm going to get kicked out of the Lounge for this..... but I really am not a cake fan

(Please admin.... don't ban me)

Ha ha ok so what would you like room service to bring then x

I really just want a chocolate milkshake from McDs. I haven't had one in years but I've been craving it all day.

Ok you have a deal after the massage I go get you one beautiful xx

You are too lovely xx"

Your welcome anytime xx

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction."

Shit I should be entertaining _uriousscouser right now, sorry!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction."

He sounds fun!

You should definitely be doing him. If I find him I'll send him over

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Watching Harry Potter with my daughter while Madge is out.

Harold.

Which one? Or are you having a marathon?

Marathon. She absolutely loves em.

They are my guilty pleasure but don't tell anyone.

Your secrets safe. They are mine too haha.

Woo hoo! Virtual high five!

(That's still cool, right?)

Not sure haha. Not really down with the kids at my age!!!!

You have a kid right there..... find out!

She says not cool and pulled a you should know better face. So that's me told. "

Ouch. Kids

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction.

Shit I should be entertaining _uriousscouser right now, sorry! "

You're late (and don't forget the cheesecake!)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There is nothing that I should be doing, but what I am doing is lots of complicated back stitch on a dragon cross-stitch. I'm clearly living the dream here "

I always get to the back stitch and think.... hmm I'll do it later.

Well done you!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Right now I should be out shaking my ass somewhere getting steaming

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction.

He sounds fun!

You should definitely be doing him. If I find him I'll send him over "

Much appreciated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket"

It’s the BEST blanket. The Heat, it’s making me giggle.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


".....right now?

While you're foruming, fabbing and (some of you) fapping....

Is there anything you actually should be up to?

As always, points awarded for the correct answer

a nice girl "

Do you have cheesecake? Curiousscouser is nice....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction.

Shit I should be entertaining _uriousscouser right now, sorry! "

Bad form dude. Lateness not acceptable. She will punish you with her googly eyes!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Right now I should be out shaking my ass somewhere getting steaming "

So dooooo it!

Also.... you're back!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket

It’s the BEST blanket. The Heat, it’s making me giggle."

I'm about to start a Harry Potter marathon now

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Right now I should be out shaking my ass somewhere getting steaming

So dooooo it!

Also.... you're back!"

Oh wait I am ain’t I that’s to both

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Right now I should be out shaking my ass somewhere getting steaming

So dooooo it!

Also.... you're back!

Oh wait I am ain’t I that’s to both "

Woo hoo!!

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction.

Shit I should be entertaining _uriousscouser right now, sorry!

You're late (and don't forget the cheesecake!) "

What’s your favourite flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket

It’s the BEST blanket. The Heat, it’s making me giggle.

I'm about to start a Harry Potter marathon now "

We've just started the chamber of secrets...

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss


"Well Posh

I'm munching on a grease loaded dinner awaiting a pocket rocket to turn up so we can go and get bladdered....

Wooooo hoodoo!!

Have all the fun tonight lovely xx"

Thank you xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket

It’s the BEST blanket. The Heat, it’s making me giggle.

I'm about to start a Harry Potter marathon now

We've just started the chamber of secrets...

"

I'm not sure I'll be able to catch up for a bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m chilling and should be, but do feel like I should be doing something too

Well..... what do you feel like you should be doing?"

Not sure to be fair, I’ve chosen to chill out and relax for today but I feel like I should be doing ‘something’. If that makes any sense

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction.

Shit I should be entertaining _uriousscouser right now, sorry!

You're late (and don't forget the cheesecake!)

What’s your favourite flavour? "

Any that you bring: I'm a total cheesecake slut and couldn't bring myself to commit to one flavour!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well Posh

I'm munching on a grease loaded dinner awaiting a pocket rocket to turn up so we can go and get bladdered....

Wooooo hoodoo!!

Have all the fun tonight lovely xx

Thank you xx"

Aren't you meant to be there now?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"There is nothing that I should be doing, but what I am doing is lots of complicated back stitch on a dragon cross-stitch. I'm clearly living the dream here

I always get to the back stitch and think.... hmm I'll do it later.

Well done you!"

I only have backstitch left to do so I dont have a lot of choice lol

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Right now I should be out shaking my ass somewhere getting steaming

So dooooo it!

Also.... you're back!

Oh wait I am ain’t I that’s to both

Woo hoo!!"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m chilling and should be, but do feel like I should be doing something too

Well..... what do you feel like you should be doing?

Not sure to be fair, I’ve chosen to chill out and relax for today but I feel like I should be doing ‘something’. If that makes any sense "

It does make sense. I feel like you should bake a cake.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There is nothing that I should be doing, but what I am doing is lots of complicated back stitch on a dragon cross-stitch. I'm clearly living the dream here

I always get to the back stitch and think.... hmm I'll do it later.

Well done you!

I only have backstitch left to do so I dont have a lot of choice lol"

No other WIP?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I should be in a pub drinking cocktails.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I should be watching a film and comparing piercing studios. Instead I'm contemplating how to reply to a message and browsing the forums. Nothing like procrastinating.

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction.

Shit I should be entertaining _uriousscouser right now, sorry!

You're late (and don't forget the cheesecake!)

What’s your favourite flavour?

Any that you bring: I'm a total cheesecake slut and couldn't bring myself to commit to one flavour!"

DAMN!! I’ll bring one of every flavour and one fork to share.

Be about 4hrs!

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham


"I should be watching a film and comparing piercing studios. Instead I'm contemplating how to reply to a message and browsing the forums. Nothing like procrastinating. "

That’s a lot to be doing all at once on a Saturday night. Bin it all, sit back, relax and watch the film.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be in a pub drinking cocktails. "

Why aren't you?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Continue watching the film.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be watching a film and comparing piercing studios. Instead I'm contemplating how to reply to a message and browsing the forums. Nothing like procrastinating. "

Watch the film as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket

It’s the BEST blanket. The Heat, it’s making me giggle.

I'm about to start a Harry Potter marathon now "

I need a film to watch next

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Continue watching the film."

Which film?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket

It’s the BEST blanket. The Heat, it’s making me giggle.

I'm about to start a Harry Potter marathon now

I need a film to watch next "

Join in the marathon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly what I'm doing now.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

was supposed to have washed the living room curtains, but tomorrow is another day

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Exactly what I'm doing now. "

I expect nothing less from you Mr!

What's that? Powerlifting?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"was supposed to have washed the living room curtains, but tomorrow is another day"

Gives them a chance to get more dirty and make it more worth it!

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Drinking wine and fabbing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Drinking wine and fabbing"

Should be or are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket

It’s the BEST blanket. The Heat, it’s making me giggle.

I'm about to start a Harry Potter marathon now

I need a film to watch next

Join in the marathon"

Something I haven’t watched….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly what I'm doing now.

I expect nothing less from you Mr!

What's that? Powerlifting?"

Lying in bed, visiting friends here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....right now?

While you're foruming, fabbing and (some of you) fapping....

Is there anything you actually should be up to?

As always, points awarded for the correct answer "

Shagging you?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I should be entertaining a great guy who wants nothing more than to give me orgasm after orgasm until my muscles ache and I can't take any more, then to feed me cheesecake and cocktails before doing the dishes and coming back to bed to spend the remainder of the night dozing and having more sex and dozing some more.

If anyone knows such a guy feel free to point him in my direction.

Shit I should be entertaining _uriousscouser right now, sorry!

You're late (and don't forget the cheesecake!)

What’s your favourite flavour?

Any that you bring: I'm a total cheesecake slut and couldn't bring myself to commit to one flavour!

DAMN!! I’ll bring one of every flavour and one fork to share.

Be about 4hrs! "

I'm here all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting my living room wall or finishing some artworks or cleaning up. But here I am.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am watching a Melissa MacArthy film, snuggles under my blanket because I’m soooo cold.

Which one? Come snuggle me. I need a blanket

It’s the BEST blanket. The Heat, it’s making me giggle.

I'm about to start a Harry Potter marathon now

I need a film to watch next

Join in the marathon

Something I haven’t watched…."

Erm..... Sweet Home Albama

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Exactly what I'm doing now.

I expect nothing less from you Mr!

What's that? Powerlifting?

Lying in bed, visiting friends here. "

That makes more sense....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be sleeping. I'm catching up on tonights masked singer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


".....right now?

While you're foruming, fabbing and (some of you) fapping....

Is there anything you actually should be up to?

As always, points awarded for the correct answer

Shagging you? "

So, so very close!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Painting my living room wall or finishing some artworks or cleaning up. But here I am. "

Daylight is better for all of those. Save them til tomorrow.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be sleeping. I'm catching up on tonights masked singer "

It'll surely send you to sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for Chinese meal to be delivered !

Special fried rice

Beef mushroom

So lying naked on couch

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Waiting for Chinese meal to be delivered !

Special fried rice

Beef mushroom

So lying naked on couch "

Interesting door opening outfit..... but you go for it!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"There is nothing that I should be doing, but what I am doing is lots of complicated back stitch on a dragon cross-stitch. I'm clearly living the dream here

I always get to the back stitch and think.... hmm I'll do it later.

Well done you!

I only have backstitch left to do so I dont have a lot of choice lol

No other WIP?"

No, I've had this for about 15 years and I just want it done now. I may get a new one but I'm keen on starting other hobbies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly what I'm doing now.

I expect nothing less from you Mr!

What's that? Powerlifting?

Lying in bed, visiting friends here.

That makes more sense...."

I like my bed. It's very big and empty. Well, except for me in it, of course.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I should be in a pub drinking cocktails.

Why aren't you?"

I've had a lazy day.

Oh and it's been a stinkin day, rain, wind and hail every half hour on the half hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiting for Chinese meal to be delivered !

Special fried rice

Beef mushroom

So lying naked on couch

Interesting door opening outfit..... but you go for it!"

Got dressing gown ready when it arrives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chilling after very enjoyable day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be sleeping. I'm catching up on tonights masked singer

It'll surely send you to sleep?"

I'm shocked, I'm not sure what to say posh. Husband playing video games will send me to sleep before TMS does

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I should be getting d*unk and shamelessly flirting at the STP but instead I'm getting an early night for a long day at work tomorrow

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There is nothing that I should be doing, but what I am doing is lots of complicated back stitch on a dragon cross-stitch. I'm clearly living the dream here

I always get to the back stitch and think.... hmm I'll do it later.

Well done you!

I only have backstitch left to do so I dont have a lot of choice lol

No other WIP?

No, I've had this for about 15 years and I just want it done now. I may get a new one but I'm keen on starting other hobbies."

Paragliding is a fun hobby I hear.

I'm not trying it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be chilling after a shitty week - and that’s exactly what I’m doing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Exactly what I'm doing now.

I expect nothing less from you Mr!

What's that? Powerlifting?

Lying in bed, visiting friends here.

That makes more sense....

I like my bed. It's very big and empty. Well, except for me in it, of course. "

I like mine cos it is big and comfy. I could do without the empty part though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be in a pub drinking cocktails.

Why aren't you?

I've had a lazy day.

Oh and it's been a stinkin day, rain, wind and hail every half hour on the half hour. "

Well that sucks. Make at home cocktails!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Waiting for Chinese meal to be delivered !

Special fried rice

Beef mushroom

So lying naked on couch

Interesting door opening outfit..... but you go for it!

Got dressing gown ready when it arrives "

Phew.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just chilling after very enjoyable day... "

Yes. I'm now jealous and I'm assuming it was sexy enjoyment?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be sleeping. I'm catching up on tonights masked singer

It'll surely send you to sleep?

I'm shocked, I'm not sure what to say posh. Husband playing video games will send me to sleep before TMS does "

I've seen part of one episode and I had nightmares....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be getting d*unk and shamelessly flirting at the STP but instead I'm getting an early night for a long day at work tomorrow "

Noooooo!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be snuggling Posh after a shitty week - and that’s exactly what I’m doing "

You should indeed be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be snuggling Posh after a shitty week - and that’s exactly what I’m doing

You should indeed be"

I’d love a posh snuggle right now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be snuggling Posh after a shitty week - and that’s exactly what I’m doing

You should indeed be

I’d love a posh snuggle right now "

Soon gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely not a damn thing. Fed myself and the family. House work is all done. Just chilling out now lol

Woo hoo!

Did you actually feed the family or just give them the food and let them do it themselves?"

I gave them the food. The teens can (more or less) feed them selves now. I mean god knows how they seem incapable to do much else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be 160 miles away from here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly what I'm doing now.

I expect nothing less from you Mr!

What's that? Powerlifting?

Lying in bed, visiting friends here.

That makes more sense....

I like my bed. It's very big and empty. Well, except for me in it, of course.

I like mine cos it is big and comfy. I could do without the empty part though "

Shhhh.....The power of positive thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be chilling after a shitty week - and that’s exactly what I’m doing "

Wait! What? What happened to getting ready for the masquerade ball? Did you not get the black lace gown and Venetian mask?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Absolutely not a damn thing. Fed myself and the family. House work is all done. Just chilling out now lol

Woo hoo!

Did you actually feed the family or just give them the food and let them do it themselves?

I gave them the food. The teens can (more or less) feed them selves now. I mean god knows how they seem incapable to do much else "

That's some fine parenting right there.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Exactly what I'm doing now.

I expect nothing less from you Mr!

What's that? Powerlifting?

Lying in bed, visiting friends here.

That makes more sense....

I like my bed. It's very big and empty. Well, except for me in it, of course.

I like mine cos it is big and comfy. I could do without the empty part though

Shhhh.....The power of positive thinking. "

I can handle that a while longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m chilling and should be, but do feel like I should be doing something too

Well..... what do you feel like you should be doing?

Not sure to be fair, I’ve chosen to chill out and relax for today but I feel like I should be doing ‘something’. If that makes any sense

It does make sense. I feel like you should bake a cake."

No, I’ve chosen a beer and sofa as it’s a rare occasion I choose to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should of been out but work commitments meant I couldn't go. I also have really aching thighs and buttocks so an early night in a warm bed may do me some good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....right now?

While you're foruming, fabbing and (some of you) fapping....

Is there anything you actually should be up to?

As always, points awarded for the correct answer "

I’ve not read alllll the thread, but what are you doing, you haven’t said

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m chilling and should be, but do feel like I should be doing something too

Well..... what do you feel like you should be doing?

Not sure to be fair, I’ve chosen to chill out and relax for today but I feel like I should be doing ‘something’. If that makes any sense

It does make sense. I feel like you should bake a cake.

No, I’ve chosen a beer and sofa as it’s a rare occasion I choose to do that "

Good call!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should of been out but work commitments meant I couldn't go. I also have really aching thighs and buttocks so an early night in a warm bed may do me some good."

Aww man. Although an early night is a good plan. Get Mr to rub you down

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


".....right now?

While you're foruming, fabbing and (some of you) fapping....

Is there anything you actually should be up to?

As always, points awarded for the correct answer

I’ve not read alllll the thread, but what are you doing, you haven’t said "

I'm answering this thread.... and watching Harry Potter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely not a damn thing. Fed myself and the family. House work is all done. Just chilling out now lol

Woo hoo!

Did you actually feed the family or just give them the food and let them do it themselves?

I gave them the food. The teens can (more or less) feed them selves now. I mean god knows how they seem incapable to do much else

That's some fine parenting right there."

I dunno about that. Everything I know about raising kids I learnt from David Attenborough and Secret life of the Zoo.

Seems to work to be fair lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Absolutely not a damn thing. Fed myself and the family. House work is all done. Just chilling out now lol

Woo hoo!

Did you actually feed the family or just give them the food and let them do it themselves?

I gave them the food. The teens can (more or less) feed them selves now. I mean god knows how they seem incapable to do much else

That's some fine parenting right there.

I dunno about that. Everything I know about raising kids I learnt from David Attenborough and Secret life of the Zoo.

Seems to work to be fair lol"

Aren't they parenting guides?

Hmm. I need to reassess

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over a year ago

I should be enjoying my friends company whilst out boozing

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Well, I should be snuggling Posh obvs, but I'm lying in the bath with a beer and fabbing instead

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be enjoying my friends company whilst out boozing "

Why aren't you?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well, I should be snuggling Posh obvs, but I'm lying in the bath with a beer and fapping instead "

FIFY

And yes. You should

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over a year ago


"Absolutely not a damn thing. Fed myself and the family. House work is all done. Just chilling out now lol

Woo hoo!

Did you actually feed the family or just give them the food and let them do it themselves?

I gave them the food. The teens can (more or less) feed them selves now. I mean god knows how they seem incapable to do much else

That's some fine parenting right there.

I dunno about that. Everything I know about raising kids I learnt from David Attenborough and Secret life of the Zoo.

Seems to work to be fair lol

Aren't they parenting guides?

Hmm. I need to reassess "

Well I just assumed they were but the offspring don’t seem to think so…

Oh, also of note, kids don’t fly if you push them out of a tree…

Will let you know about the next step which is to push them in a river / in the sea and see if they swim.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Well, I should be snuggling Posh obvs, but I'm lying in the bath with a beer and fapping instead

FIFY

And yes. You should cause quite frankly, I'm gasping for it "

FiFY... Be right there

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Absolutely not a damn thing. Fed myself and the family. House work is all done. Just chilling out now lol

Woo hoo!

Did you actually feed the family or just give them the food and let them do it themselves?

I gave them the food. The teens can (more or less) feed them selves now. I mean god knows how they seem incapable to do much else

That's some fine parenting right there.

I dunno about that. Everything I know about raising kids I learnt from David Attenborough and Secret life of the Zoo.

Seems to work to be fair lol

Aren't they parenting guides?

Hmm. I need to reassess

Well I just assumed they were but the offspring don’t seem to think so…

Oh, also of note, kids don’t fly if you push them out of a tree…

Will let you know about the next step which is to push them in a river / in the sea and see if they swim."

Fingers crossed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well, I should be snuggling Posh obvs, but I'm lying in the bath with a beer and fapping instead

FIFY

And yes. You should cause quite frankly, I'm gasping for it

FiFY... Be right there "

You're right of course.

And don't get up. I'll come to the bath. Is cold out.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Weekend, so I should be doing fuck all and I am doing, fuck all

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Weekend, so I should be doing fuck all and I am doing, fuck all "

Fucking all? Nice

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Well, I should be snuggling Posh obvs, but I'm lying in the bath with a beer and fapping instead

FIFY

And yes. You should cause quite frankly, I'm gasping for it

FiFY... Be right there

You're right of course.

And don't get up. I'll come to the bath. Is cold out."

Splendid - don't forget the loofah

Bob out X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Studying, literally 1 week in and I'm slacking already haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Weekend, so I should be doing fuck all and I am doing, fuck all

Fucking all? Nice "

I wish I was fucking all. Form a queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should of been out but work commitments meant I couldn't go. I also have really aching thighs and buttocks so an early night in a warm bed may do me some good.

Aww man. Although an early night is a good plan. Get Mr to rub you down "

I may well do, with deep heat! It's about all I'm fit for tonight

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well, I should be snuggling Posh obvs, but I'm lying in the bath with a beer and fapping instead

FIFY

And yes. You should cause quite frankly, I'm gasping for it

FiFY... Be right there

You're right of course.

And don't get up. I'll come to the bath. Is cold out.

Splendid - don't forget the loofah

Bob out X"

Deal x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should of been out but work commitments meant I couldn't go. I also have really aching thighs and buttocks so an early night in a warm bed may do me some good.

Aww man. Although an early night is a good plan. Get Mr to rub you down

I may well do, with deep heat! It's about all I'm fit for tonight "

Just lie there naked.... he will help

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Studying, literally 1 week in and I'm slacking already haha"

Oops. Do some...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Weekend, so I should be doing fuck all and I am doing, fuck all

Fucking all? Nice

I wish I was fucking all. Form a queue. "

Is there a ticket machine? I don't do queues....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I should be watching a film and comparing piercing studios. Instead I'm contemplating how to reply to a message and browsing the forums. Nothing like procrastinating.

That’s a lot to be doing all at once on a Saturday night. Bin it all, sit back, relax and watch the film. "

Brilliant advice that I took. Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done all my shoulds now I am treating myself to a whizz round the forum before I go off to a cosy warm early bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, nothing….

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've done all my shoulds now I am treating myself to a whizz round the forum before I go off to a cosy warm early bed. "

Oooh I like a bed like that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nope, nothing…."

I'm sure you can think of something....

More grey pictures maybe....

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I should be going going to bed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be going going to bed"

I'm already there

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Weekend, so I should be doing fuck all and I am doing, fuck all

Fucking all? Nice

I wish I was fucking all. Form a queue.

Is there a ticket machine? I don't do queues...."

One of them vibrating ones like at a restaurant. Just stick it in your knickers and when it buzzes it's your turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Weekend, so I should be doing fuck all and I am doing, fuck all

Fucking all? Nice

I wish I was fucking all. Form a queue.

Is there a ticket machine? I don't do queues....

One of them vibrating ones like at a restaurant. Just stick it in your knickers and when it buzzes it's your turn. "

Ooooh I like those!

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm busy filling this thread

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