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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...roll me out of bed please!!

At least get me to the coffee machine to make a cup!

Thank you in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I'm still stuck myself, pass the coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

You had me at whip!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

That is a crime against humanity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would but I'm still stuck myself, pass the coffee

Snuggle up.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

That is a crime against humanity!"

Oh, 100%!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

That is a crime against humanity!"

I'm so plastered to my bed I'm not sure I could even react with a twitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

That is a crime against humanity!

I'm so plastered to my bed I'm not sure I could even react with a twitch."

Lay on the duvet and it doesn't come off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...roll me out of bed please!!

At least get me to the coffee machine to make a cup!

Thank you in advance.

Stop in bed I am that way I won't annoy anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

That is a crime against humanity!

I'm so plastered to my bed I'm not sure I could even react with a twitch."

Oh I’m sure I’d have you twitching

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

That is a crime against humanity!

I'm so plastered to my bed I'm not sure I could even react with a twitch.

Lay on the duvet and it doesn't come off. "

Thanks for the tip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have managed to drag myself out of bed. Had a lovely sleep.

My coffee is nearly cooled down enough to drink. Can't wait! Lool x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...roll me out of bed please!!

At least get me to the coffee machine to make a cup!

Thank you in advance.

Stop in bed I am that way I won't annoy anyone

What if I tempted you with cinnamon buns ready to be warned in the over and a fresh brew? Only catch is you'd have to get up to make it for us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will whip the duvet off you!

Was there ever an act to make one feel more murderous?

That is a crime against humanity!

I'm so plastered to my bed I'm not sure I could even react with a twitch.

Oh I’m sure I’d have you twitching

I think you might've.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I could pour ice cold water over you? Nothing like a shock to the system to get the blood pumping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have managed to drag myself out of bed. Had a lovely sleep.

My coffee is nearly cooled down enough to drink. Can't wait! Lool x"

I'm sooooooo jealous!! (cry emoji that I don't know how to make)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could pour ice cold water over you? Nothing like a shock to the system to get the blood pumping.

I've turned off the water supply to the house. Nyeh, nyeh.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"...roll me out of bed please!!

At least get me to the coffee machine to make a cup!

Thank you in advance.

Stop in bed I am that way I won't annoy anyone

I'm sure you haven't annoyed anyone! They'd probably had a bad day and everything was annoying them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...roll me out of bed please!!

At least get me to the coffee machine to make a cup!

Thank you in advance.

Stop in bed I am that way I won't annoy anyone

I'm sure you haven't annoyed anyone! They'd probably had a bad day and everything was annoying them

Oops, did I miss something?

Stop in bed here. No one's going to annoy anyone here. Who could get annoyed with warm cinnamon buns in the oven and fresh coffee (except those that don't like either

) ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"That is a crime against human-a-Tea!"

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Exactly. What's wrong with tea?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is a crime against human-a-Tea!

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Exactly. What's wrong with tea?!

I love it during the day but it just isn't enough to get me out of bed.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Sounds like you need a teasmaid

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Sounds like you need a teasmaid

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He's far too young to remember those. I think they were made by "Goblin"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would off but I'm stuck in bed with tonsillitis, feeling rubbish, so if you could find your way over I'd be muchly grateful

It would be peaceful, finding it easier to not speak lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I say stay in bed, my good man. Nothing good comes from emerging from the duvet before noon on a Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say stay in bed, my good man. Nothing good comes from emerging from the duvet before noon on a Saturday.

I have to agree with this although I got up as the call of coffee was too strong. I've spent the last couples of hours doing housework!

I should of stayed in bed.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I say stay in bed, my good man. Nothing good comes from emerging from the duvet before noon on a Saturday.

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ShallowFellow emerging from his duvet is like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis. It's a new dawn young man.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Sounds like you need a teasmaid

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He's far too young to remember those. I think they were made by "Goblin"...

They are making a huge comeback

...shocking prices on certain amazonian websites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should buy a coffee machine with a time delay on it

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"You should buy a coffee machine with a time delay on it

Sounded like it was more the effort to get out of bed ...maybe a Wallace & Gromit style bed that just tips you out

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