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Never ask a woman their age!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to politeness. I was always taught never to ask a lady their age. Mostly because most of them lite about their age.

for the women...

Did you lie about your age on your fab profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lite = lie. Predictive on phones are rubbish.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"So, I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to politeness. I was always taught never to ask a lady their age. Mostly because most of them lite about their age.

for the women...

Did you lie about your age on your fab profile? "

Nope. I'd rather people knew what they were getting into straight off.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay. I need to think of a new opener then...

Do how much do you weigh?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nope, my age on my profile is my age...

It even changes on the right date

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Yes I'm really 26

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Okay. I need to think of a new opener then...

Do how much do you weigh? "

You'' find out when I sit on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I don't have any issue with my age so I am happy to be honest about it.

People can look younger or older than their real age anyway, so it's just a number.

I'll be 40 next year. I'm hoping for a decent party but that's about all it means to me.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Nope, I haven't lied, but I know plenty of men that have!!!

One of my previous meets is at least 3 years older than me, low and behold he is now the same age as me...Can someone please tell me where the age fairy resides???

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Okay. I need to think of a new opener then...

Do how much do you weigh?

You'' find out when I sit on you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont lie about my age and "heavy" fits the bill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just count the rings on their butts and you will know how old they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope i'm old and that's it

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just count the rings on their butts and you will know how old they are "
PMSL that is just harsh...but funny.

Now I have been 36 and 76 within the space of a few hours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

age 50 and happy to admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always thought that was a funny thing to do. lie about your age.

i am 51. dont care who knows it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to politeness. I was always taught never to ask a lady their age. Mostly because most of them lite about their age.

for the women...

Did you lie about your age on your fab profile? "

Even funnier ... Ask a class of 8 year olds how old you think you are... Then hide!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's my age and I have earnt every single year! It goes up on here a little before my actual birthday but that is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to politeness. I was always taught never to ask a lady their age. Mostly because most of them lite about their age.

for the women...

Did you lie about your age on your fab profile? "
No! Don't see the point lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't lie about my age. I'm still in not bad nick for my years.

However one gent in my hotlist has gone from 45 to 39 recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to politeness. I was always taught never to ask a lady their age. Mostly because most of them lite about their age.

for the women...

Did you lie about your age on your fab profile? "

It should actually read "never ask a lady their age".

A lady is always a woman, but a woman isn't always a lady

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Actually yeah, I am happy to be 76

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Actually yeah, I am happy to be 76"

You look fabulous for your age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't lie about my age. I'm still in not bad nick for my years.

However one gent in my hotlist has gone from 45 to 39 recently. "
Perhaps he has The elixir of life

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Actually yeah, I am happy to be 76

You look fabulous for your age! "

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Met a guy who put 45 on his profile. His pics matched his age. Petty they were both 7 years out of date when we met!

Another guy is now 37 on his profile yet I know he's 4 years younger than me!

And they say women are vain?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I don't lie about my age. I'm still in not bad nick for my years.

However one gent in my hotlist has gone from 45 to 39 recently. "

I have a sneaky feeling thats more to do with getting around age filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't lie about my age. I'm still in not bad nick for my years.

However one gent in my hotlist has gone from 45 to 39 recently.

I have a sneaky feeling thats more to do with getting around age filters. "

He keeps going he'll be too young for me to shag any more!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't lie about my age. I'm still in not bad nick for my years.

However one gent in my hotlist has gone from 45 to 39 recently.

I have a sneaky feeling thats more to do with getting around age filters. "

I always assume men are five years old than their profile age. Except for the odd one who knocks 12-15 years off!

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I'm going be honest with my age 25 plus the odd 2744 days.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I don't lie about my age. I'm still in not bad nick for my years.

However one gent in my hotlist has gone from 45 to 39 recently.

I have a sneaky feeling thats more to do with getting around age filters.

He keeps going he'll be too young for me to shag any more! "

LOL, best warn him soon.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I put 15 on mine

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I put 15 on mine"

Age or IQ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I put 15 on mine

Age or IQ?"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No our ages are correct and pictures not photoshopped except for face blurring. Honesty is the only way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr, if the girl's around my age, I'll ask

It helps sorting the students

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Why lie about your age? It doesn't make you younger? I would rather be thought of as a young-looking 49 than an old-looking 39!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, you were brought up to be polite! Yet your asking who lied about their age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late wife always said age is just a number be happy with what uve got mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't see the point of lying about my age, as no one believes me when I tell him/her I am nearly 50, even with a head of hair that is nearly completely grey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to politeness. I was always taught never to ask a lady their age. Mostly because most of them lite about their age.

for the women...

Did you lie about your age on your fab profile? "

So really this is a roundabout way to ask the ladies how old they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope, I haven't lied, but I know plenty of men that have!!!

One of my previous meets is at least 3 years older than me, low and behold he is now the same age as me...Can someone please tell me where the age fairy resides??? "

I know a few guys like this too always cracks me up to look at their profile and see they magically lost 20 years somehow I think a lady will notice a 40 something isnt actually a 20somwthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And no I don't lie about my age. Maybe when I get closer to 40 but for now I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my hubbys 71 and some of the men who said they were in their fifties looked the same age as him.

its always a nice surprise when i meet someone who looks young for their age.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Nope, I haven't lied, but I know plenty of men that have!!!

One of my previous meets is at least 3 years older than me, low and behold he is now the same age as me...Can someone please tell me where the age fairy resides???

I know a few guys like this too always cracks me up to look at their profile and see they magically lost 20 years somehow I think a lady will notice a 40 something isnt actually a 20somwthing "

I have sent 3 guys packing who clearly lied about their age. One by about 15 years (no kidding! He actually thought I wouldn't notice!).

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"So, I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to politeness. I was always taught never to ask a lady their age. Mostly because most of them lite about their age.

for the women...

Did you lie about your age on your fab profile? "

havent read the replies as im only on quick - but theres lots you cant say to a woman!

One being celulite - a girl I was seeing mentioned she had dimples on the back of her legs, i didnt mention anything about anything for a couple of weeks then coming up to her birthday I suggested a nice spa thing where they can do treatments for it .. casual as you like... errrrr no. Hitting the roof was an understatment lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"So, I am a bit old fashioned when it comes to politeness. I was always taught never to ask a lady their age. Mostly because most of them lite about their age.

for the women...

Did you lie about your age on your fab profile?

havent read the replies as im only on quick - but theres lots you cant say to a woman!

One being celulite - a girl I was seeing mentioned she had dimples on the back of her legs, i didnt mention anything about anything for a couple of weeks then coming up to her birthday I suggested a nice spa thing where they can do treatments for it .. casual as you like... errrrr no. Hitting the roof was an understatment lol

"

Cellulite is a made up word for normal women's fat deposits. It was a word made up by American Vogue in 1976 and women have been obsessing about it, and feeling guilty about it for decades since. And what a boost to the cosmetics industry it has been that one little word!

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