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Who has borrowers in their house?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

How many times have you gone to the place where you keep something and it’s not there.

Search for (exaggerating) exhausting hours looking, then find them in the first place you looked?

For some reason in our house they like my car keys.

If you have got them, what do your damned borrowers take to tease?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Arriety has several pairs of my eyebrow tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I have an army of them in my house…

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Underpants gnomes is the pc name for them.

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

A bottle of lube went missing! Ordered more and then It turned up! Damn frisky borrowers!!!

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Arriety has several pairs of my eyebrow tweezers "

Damn, and there is me thinking Homily Clock hadn’t a genetic gene to Denis Healey.

Little sods.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Arriety has several pairs of my eyebrow tweezers

Damn, and there is me thinking Homily Clock hadn’t a genetic gene to Denis Healey.

Little sods.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Always ask for them back

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

The little rascals keep stealing my masks out of my pocket.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"The little rascals keep stealing my masks out of my pocket. "

This isn’t anything to do with banks is it?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"The little rascals keep stealing my masks out of my pocket.

This isn’t anything to do with banks is it?

"

I hope not, my DNA will be all over them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to send a birthday card. Oh wait, the whole fucking huge bag with all the greetings cards and wrap has disappeared.

Must be one friendly ghost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They keep taking socks out of the laundry basket.... Not pairs of socks though, just one sock!!

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I need to send a birthday card. Oh wait, the whole fucking huge bag with all the greetings cards and wrap has disappeared.

Must be one friendly ghost "

No it’s the overmantles.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Haha I’m with you on that! Most recently my hair straighteners went missing!!!! Not great when you look like a Kate Bush tribute act Miss pc

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Haha I’m with you on that! Most recently my hair straighteners went missing!!!! Not great when you look like a Kate Bush tribute act Miss pc "

Mmm had a thing about Cathy’s love of the wild, resinous has an odd effect,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charging leads…but can usually be found in my youngest daughters bedroom, who doesn’t know how they got there, so must be borrowers moving them x

Viv x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I believe I know the identity of our borrower. 5yo. Pretty tall and magpie-like in her fascination for things that are not hers. She likes hiding things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I know the identity of our borrower. 5yo. Pretty tall and magpie-like in her fascination for things that are not hers. She likes hiding things "

Is she hiding them, or putting them somewhere safe? Haha x

My oldest is autistic, and like a magpie loves shiny things…usually posts them through the slots in the radiator covers. Now, if I can’t find something, I just check them. Actually, anything that can be posted end up there, money, letters, jewellery etc. maybe borrowers live behind radiators? Haha x

Viv x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I believe I know the identity of our borrower. 5yo. Pretty tall and magpie-like in her fascination for things that are not hers. She likes hiding things

Is she hiding them, or putting them somewhere safe? Haha x

My oldest is autistic, and like a magpie loves shiny things…usually posts them through the slots in the radiator covers. Now, if I can’t find something, I just check them. Actually, anything that can be posted end up there, money, letters, jewellery etc. maybe borrowers live behind radiators? Haha x

Viv x"

She collects random trinkets and yes, puts them somewhere safe. Often in drawers in her room, her wardrobe or the bathroom cupboard. She has collected things like a small handbag mirror of mine and a medal Mr KC won for being a clever dick at uni

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"I feel I have an army of them in my house…"
mine too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I believe I know the identity of our borrower. 5yo. Pretty tall and magpie-like in her fascination for things that are not hers. She likes hiding things

Is she hiding them, or putting them somewhere safe? Haha x

My oldest is autistic, and like a magpie loves shiny things…usually posts them through the slots in the radiator covers. Now, if I can’t find something, I just check them. Actually, anything that can be posted end up there, money, letters, jewellery etc. maybe borrowers live behind radiators? Haha x

Viv x

She collects random trinkets and yes, puts them somewhere safe. Often in drawers in her room, her wardrobe or the bathroom cupboard. She has collected things like a small handbag mirror of mine and a medal Mr KC won for being a clever dick at uni "

Just love how random kids are, not just in what they take, but their safe places too. She likes hair bobbles, which can be a mare on a school morning, as my youngest has long hair xx

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

It's months now. Checked me laundry, checked the washing machine.... where are my frigging back up pair of glasses? Jokes over.

I also reckon they are making single sock paintings cos I've got a massive bag (no not that! It's not Cheech & Chong), of one socks.

I look up to the heavens & shout "TELL ME WHY?!!!!"

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