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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? "

Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A pint of vodka and please, easy on the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stella

Packet scampi fry’s please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neck oil please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God me too

Peroni please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of wine please

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Yep, I need one, please.

Can I have your best cocktail?

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Please can I have a zombie..

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yaaaasss the bar is filling.. I'm going for a pee.. Be right back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service... "

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yaaaasss the bar is filling.. I'm going for a pee.. Be right back! "

Don’t forget to wash you’re hands

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Negroni!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it "

Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A pint of vodka and please, easy on the "

Whoop whoop party is starting!!

Diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it

Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing "

I’ve warm hands if your arse needs a warming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though "

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stella

Packet scampi fry’s please "

Flipping heck, are scampi frys even made now

Stella is nice and cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it

Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing "

The birthday boy will help to warm you up... behind bar ...dont mind us,enjoy yourselves. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together "

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me "

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar? "

Cigar .. If only i could spell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neck oil please "

Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar? "

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God me too

Peroni please "

Oooo i like peroni.... Shall i put a pizza in??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of wine please"

.. Straw??

Red, white, pink.. Or one of each??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder "

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep, I need one, please.

Can I have your best cocktail?

Thank you "

Oh i think cosmopolitans are always a good way to start the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky "

Should we try our luck together with OP too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bottle of wine please

.. Straw??

Red, white, pink.. Or one of each?? "

One of each, 3 straws, you are the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse "

Oh there's a man who knows what he want he wants

I'll have to google that one.. I'm on glenfiddich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky

Should we try our luck together with OP too "

Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please can I have a zombie..

Thank you"

Would you like a cherry? I hope it revives you.. Hard week??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neck oil please

Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand? "

You know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service... "

Oiii... I was peeing !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky

Should we try our luck together with OP too

Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol"

What to you say OP?

Can we both try our luck with you

I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though "

Don't forget the stainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprise me OP, I'll have anything

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

On the diet s booooo! Giving blood tomorrow so better the NHS then a vinegar factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just planking don’t mind me

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By *obody1234Couple
over a year ago

Newport

dr pepper an jd x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky

Should we try our luck together with OP too

Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol

What to you say OP?

Can we both try our luck with you

I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following "

I will watch for a while...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yaaaasss the bar is filling.. I'm going for a pee.. Be right back!

Don’t forget to wash you’re hands "

Oh goddammit

Service announcement!! Service announcement.. Can all customers please return all drinks to the bar .. Midnight didn't wash her hands ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just planking don’t mind me "

Come!join in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky

Should we try our luck together with OP too

Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol

What to you say OP?

Can we both try our luck with you

I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following

I will watch for a while... "

Not if I reach my hand out and take yours and slowly pull you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just planking don’t mind me

Come!join in... "

I’ve got two neck oils

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

If I have alcohol I'd probably fall asleep. Full fat coca cola please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please! "

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? "

I’m

A bottle of Marlborough in and I am on the search for more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Negroni! "

Wow! Whose making sure you get home tonight!

Ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it

Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing

I’ve warm hands if your arse needs a warming "

A spanking usually warms it up nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky

Should we try our luck together with OP too

Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol

What to you say OP?

Can we both try our luck with you

I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following

I will watch for a while...

Not if I reach my hand out and take yours and slowly pull you in "

Aren't you brave? by the way?where is my tea?..

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just planking don’t mind me

Come!join in...

I’ve got two neck oils "

Only two?

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? "

I'll join you on the whisky.

DR. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together "

Oii get your sticky mitts off the crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to practice some braiding techniques so if anyone with long hair, men or women fancy that I'll join. I'll take a water with a long straw please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it

Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing

The birthday boy will help to warm you up... behind bar ...dont mind us,enjoy yourselves. Lol

"

Oh I'm feeling perkier already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky

Should we try our luck together with OP too

Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol

What to you say OP?

Can we both try our luck with you

I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following

I will watch for a while...

Not if I reach my hand out and take yours and slowly pull you in

Aren't you brave? by the way?where is my tea?.. "

On it’s way gorgeous

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? "

Can I have a Guiness please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder "

I'll give you a free cocktail umbrella.. And a bag of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic please!

Just the one.. am working tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse "

Excellent choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

I'll give you a free cocktail umbrella.. And a bag of crisps "

Oh my….how very kind of you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either "

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Oii get your sticky mitts off the crisps "

Oops!!we been caught...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bottle of wine please

.. Straw??

Red, white, pink.. Or one of each??

One of each, 3 straws, you are the best! "

Shall i get you a beanbag so you don't need to worry about falling off the chair

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse

Excellent choice!"

Yep pour me one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday! "

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky

Should we try our luck together with OP too

Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol

What to you say OP?

Can we both try our luck with you

I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following

I will watch for a while...

Not if I reach my hand out and take yours and slowly pull you in

Aren't you brave? by the way?where is my tea?..

On it’s way gorgeous "

Giggling here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neck oil please

Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand?

You know it "

Snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to practice some braiding techniques so if anyone with long hair, men or women fancy that I'll join. I'll take a water with a long straw please. "

Oh I have long hair. I also have 3 bottles of wine so braid away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet "

Smooth operator...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator... "

Hehe cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to practice some braiding techniques so if anyone with long hair, men or women fancy that I'll join. I'll take a water with a long straw please. "

Ohh I love my hair being played with. Have at it

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Could I have a bottle of whatever comes to hand please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surprise me OP, I'll have anything "

Ooooo what about a long island iced tea ?

Would you like it served with a chippendale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator...

Hehe cheeky "

Me cheeky?never...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a cuppa too…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprise me OP, I'll have anything

Ooooo what about a long island iced tea ?

Would you like it served with a chippendale? "

Oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the diet s booooo! Giving blood tomorrow so better the NHS then a vinegar factory "

Awwwww.. Do you want some crisps to make up for it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m just planking don’t mind me "

What a planker

I hope its a side one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neck oil please

Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand?

You know it

Snacks "

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator...

Hehe cheeky

Me cheeky?never... "

Don’t say that….I really like cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dr pepper an jd x"

Ohhh curious ! You might like a jd root canal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator...

Hehe cheeky

Me cheeky?never...

Don’t say that….I really like cheeky "

Tea?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I have alcohol I'd probably fall asleep. Full fat coca cola please. "

Wanna straw?? You need to have a good suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator...

Hehe cheeky

Me cheeky?never...

Don’t say that….I really like cheeky

Tea?... "

There you go gorgeous and served topless too just for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

I’m

A bottle of Marlborough in and I am on the search for more "

Oh nice..i assume you need two glasses then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erdinger please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment! "

Oh i heard that about you

Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

I'll join you on the whisky.

DR. X"

Good choice! I'm on glenfiddich.. How does that sound??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to practice some braiding techniques so if anyone with long hair, men or women fancy that I'll join. I'll take a water with a long straw please. "

Oooooo i love having my hair braided.. It's just been dyed too, so it's a gorgeous aubergine colour

Shall we push the boat out amd make it a sparking water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator...

Hehe cheeky

Me cheeky?never...

Don’t say that….I really like cheeky

Tea?...

There you go gorgeous and served topless too just for you "

Christ!It's getting rather hot here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg my typing is so rubbish lol.. Sorry guys, I'm sooooo tired

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cool frosty IPA please barkeep, have something yourself and bang on some Beastie Boys please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg my typing is so rubbish lol.. Sorry guys, I'm sooooo tired "

Your doing great,better than we are...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

Can I have a Guiness please "

Ohhhhh i lurrrrrve Guinness!!!! Yaaassss... It'll be a while.. Remind me to top it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg my typing is so rubbish lol.. Sorry guys, I'm sooooo tired

Your doing great,better than we are... "

Exactly….you deserve a rest too OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and tonic please!

Just the one.. am working tomorrow "

Oh very restrained and classy .. Shall I make it a pink one??

My fave is the blue one

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"If I have alcohol I'd probably fall asleep. Full fat coca cola please.

Wanna straw?? You need to have a good suck"

Feel free to show me how to suck it real good. Better not be a paper straw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse

Excellent choice!"

Shall i make that two??

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Dark fruit strongbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse

Excellent choice!

Shall i make that two?? "

Oh go on then Midnight, what's the worst that can happen.

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

I'll join you on the whisky.

DR. X

Good choice! I'm on glenfiddich.. How does that sound?? "

Sure, I'm a Penderyn man usually though. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder

I'll give you a free cocktail umbrella.. And a bag of crisps

Oh my….how very kind of you OP "

God i want a bag of salted crisps now.. It's times like these i wish i had kids to send to the shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still waiting on me tea.lol

Poor service...

Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though

Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together

Oii get your sticky mitts off the crisps

Oops!!we been caught... "

I'm feckin starvin' now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse

Excellent choice!

Yep pour me one too!"

Oh i really need to check this one out!

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment!

Oh i heard that about you

Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double? "

ALWAYS a double!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet "

I'm having a lie down.. Can you fan me for a bit and rub my feet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

I'm having a lie down.. Can you fan me for a bit and rub my feet please "

Now this is getting interesting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator... "

Obviously a good multi-tasker.. Good to note

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Spoil me Midnight, tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have a bottle of whatever comes to hand please. "

Errr currently it's gin!! Tonic??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a cuppa too…"

Oh the kettle has just boiled... What kind do you want??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator...

Obviously a good multi-tasker.. Good to note "

I have to be with my job and the untrainable staff I have to deal with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surprise me OP, I'll have anything

Ooooo what about a long island iced tea ?

Would you like it served with a chippendale?

Oh yes please "

Offftt he's on his way.. I think i saw him having a cheeky slurp of your drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neck oil please

Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand?

You know it

Snacks

You "

Ooofff are you nibbling on me TM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Omg i lost my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg i lost my place "

Erm I could say something to this but I’ll be good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erdinger please "

Oh another one who might need carrying home!

Any snacks ?

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? "

A woman after my own heart love a good single malt

Makes any day better

Mrs B

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella "

Both please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cool frosty IPA please barkeep, have something yourself and bang on some Beastie Boys please "

Oh i like IPAs.. I'll have a brother rabbit

Blimey beasties just kicked in.. That'll wake them up !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg my typing is so rubbish lol.. Sorry guys, I'm sooooo tired

Your doing great,better than we are... "

I'm reviving again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I have alcohol I'd probably fall asleep. Full fat coca cola please.

Wanna straw?? You need to have a good suck

Feel free to show me how to suck it real good. Better not be a paper straw. "

I like to take my time, to make sure my lips are evenly placed and then i apply light pressure.. Then i put my tongue to the roof of my mouth and then i take a deep calming breath in and out, as i look upwards and start to suck with an increasing pressure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dark fruit strongbow"

Oh yummyy! Want some ice + a glass, or straight up?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Could I have a bottle of whatever comes to hand please.

Errr currently it's gin!! Tonic?? "

That will do nicely thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have enjoyed a Bailey's this evening. Another would be lovely please

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse

Excellent choice!

Shall i make that two??

Oh go on then Midnight, what's the worst that can happen. "

Err you might get d*unk, fall off your chair, give yourself a black eye and pass out on your hot date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

I'll join you on the whisky.

DR. X

Good choice! I'm on glenfiddich.. How does that sound??

Sure, I'm a Penderyn man usually though. X"

Wait, what.. Welsh whisky

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Cool frosty IPA please barkeep, have something yourself and bang on some Beastie Boys please

Oh i like IPAs.. I'll have a brother rabbit

Blimey beasties just kicked in.. That'll wake them up !! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment!

Oh i heard that about you

Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double?

ALWAYS a double!!"

Offttt.... I've only got pint glasses left I'll just top it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

I'm having a lie down.. Can you fan me for a bit and rub my feet please

Now this is getting interesting... "

Its getting hot, I'm having to loosen some buttons too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniel and cola please thanks and also may a buy the beautiful bar maid a drink x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spoil me Midnight, tea please "

Ooooo a cuppa coming right up... Builders with sugar, or colour of my lilly white ass?? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me

Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting

Oooo how about a nice old fashioned

Cidar?

I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice

And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either

Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!

Would you like some help with service OP?

Don’t want you run off of your feet

Smooth operator...

Obviously a good multi-tasker.. Good to note

I have to be with my job and the untrainable staff I have to deal with "

I'll have you know I'm housetrained!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg i lost my place

Erm I could say something to this but I’ll be good "

I found it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it.. I need a drink!!

I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!!

Spotify is on random.. What's your poison?

A woman after my own heart love a good single malt

Makes any day better

Mrs B"

Ooofff pull up a pew.. My mouth has that delicious tingle, its so good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is stripper !

Male for lady’s !

Female for gents

Any volunteers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please "

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have enjoyed a Bailey's this evening. Another would be lovely please

NBVN x"

Oh baileys is such a magical drink.. Even better over icecream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack Daniel and cola please thanks and also may a buy the beautiful bar maid a drink x"

Offttt smooth talker coming right up!

I'll be on my back soon...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is stripper !

Male for lady’s !

Female for gents

Any volunteers "

Oh are you offering to decorate??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is stripper !

Male for lady’s !

Female for gents

Any volunteers

Oh are you offering to decorate?? "

Only if you like Jaffa cakes

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment!

Oh i heard that about you

Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double?

ALWAYS a double!!

Offttt.... I've only got pint glasses left I'll just top it up "

And that's why I get in trouble....

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too "

2 if you have them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack Daniel and cola please thanks and also may a buy the beautiful bar maid a drink x

Offttt smooth talker coming right up!

I'll be on my back soon... "

Ha ha yes I am that and ok then not a problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is stripper !

Male for lady’s !

Female for gents

Any volunteers

Oh are you offering to decorate??

Only if you like Jaffa cakes "

I'd prefer a crumpet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment!

Oh i heard that about you

Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double?

ALWAYS a double!!

Offttt.... I've only got pint glasses left I'll just top it up

And that's why I get in trouble.... "

It is Friday night tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too

2 if you have them! "

Omg greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jack Daniel and cola please thanks and also may a buy the beautiful bar maid a drink x

Offttt smooth talker coming right up!

I'll be on my back soon...

Ha ha yes I am that and ok then not a problem "

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too

2 if you have them!

Omg greedy "

Heheheh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a suitcase of booze please. Hold the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too

2 if you have them!

Omg greedy

Heheheh! "

Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Just a large brandy and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a suitcase of booze please. Hold the cheese."

Are you opening a rival bar Jim!!

Do you want some snacks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a large brandy and please "

Oh coming up! Any ice??

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too

2 if you have them!

Omg greedy

Heheheh!

Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over "

Thank you! Might need some more umbrellas….and condoms!

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By *az87260Man
over a year ago

Cross inn

[Removed by poster at 11/02/22 22:32:38]

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over a year ago


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too

2 if you have them!

Omg greedy

Heheheh!

Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over

Thank you! Might need some more umbrellas….and condoms! "

Snacks too i think!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening guys what's everyone drinking? X"

We've practically d*unk the bar dry!

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By *az87260Man
over a year ago

Cross inn

Hi everyone who's drinking what?

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too

2 if you have them!

Omg greedy

Heheheh!

Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over

Thank you! Might need some more umbrellas….and condoms!

Snacks too i think!! "

Do you have hot Sahara nuts please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!

Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella

Both please

Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too

2 if you have them!

Omg greedy

Heheheh!

Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over

Thank you! Might need some more umbrellas….and condoms!

Snacks too i think!!

Do you have hot Sahara nuts please?"

i thought you were going to ask me to peel grapes for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone who's drinking what? "

We've got everything on the go, what do you fancy??

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By *az87260Man
over a year ago

Cross inn

Double jack and and round jagerbombs ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double jack and and round jagerbombs ????"

Holy shitballs.. You've got a lot of catching up to do!

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By *az87260Man
over a year ago

Cross inn

I'm sure I do ??late home from work I'm afraid ?? x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Spoil me Midnight, tea please

Ooooo a cuppa coming right up... Builders with sugar, or colour of my lilly white ass?? ? "

Builders with 2 sugars and I'll have a slice of your lily white ass if I may

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spoil me Midnight, tea please

Ooooo a cuppa coming right up... Builders with sugar, or colour of my lilly white ass?? ?

Builders with 2 sugars and I'll have a slice of your lily white ass if I may "

Would madame like a donut with that

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I need a double Jameson's wth ice .....leave the bottle

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