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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? " Tea perhaps?  I like to be different,fuck it | |||
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 give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service... "Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though  | |||
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"Yaaaasss the bar is filling.. I'm going for a pee.. Be right back! " Don’t forget to wash you’re hands | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it "Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing  | |||
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"A pint of vodka and please, easy on the " Whoop whoop party is starting!! Diet | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it
Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing "I’ve warm hands if your arse needs a warming | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though "Aaaw!!!I knew you would  after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together | |||
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"Stella Packet scampi fry’s please "Flipping heck, are scampi frys even made now 
Stella is nice and cold! | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it
Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing "The birthday boy will help to warm you up... behind bar ...dont mind us,enjoy yourselves. Lol
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together "Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me "Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting 
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned 
Cidar? | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar? "Cigar .. If only i could spell  | |||
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"Neck oil please "Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand? | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar? "I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either | |||
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"God me too Peroni please " Oooo i like peroni.... Shall i put a pizza in?? | |||
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"Bottle of wine please"  .. Straw??
Red, white, pink.. Or one of each?? | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder "Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky | |||
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"Yep, I need one, please. Can I have your best cocktail? Thank you " Oh i think cosmopolitans are always a good way to start the evening | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky "Should we try our luck together with OP too  | |||
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"Bottle of wine please .. Straw??
Red, white, pink.. Or one of each?? "One of each, 3 straws, you are the best! | |||
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"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse " Oh there's a man who knows what he want he wants I'll have to google that one.. I'm on glenfiddich  | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky
Should we try our luck together with OP too "Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol | |||
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"Please can I have a zombie.. Thank you" Would you like a cherry? I hope it revives you.. Hard week?? | |||
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Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand? "You know it  | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service... "
Oiii... I was peeing !! | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky
Should we try our luck together with OP too
Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol"What to you say OP? Can we both try our luck with you
I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky
Should we try our luck together with OP too
Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol
What to you say OP?
Can we both try our luck with you
I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following "I will watch for a while... | |||
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"Yaaaasss the bar is filling.. I'm going for a pee.. Be right back! Don’t forget to wash you’re hands "Oh goddammit Service announcement!! Service announcement.. Can all customers please return all drinks to the bar .. Midnight didn't wash her hands ffs | |||
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"I’m just planking don’t mind me "Come!join in... | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky
Should we try our luck together with OP too
Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol
What to you say OP?
Can we both try our luck with you
I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following
I will watch for a while... "Not if I reach my hand out and take yours and slowly pull you in | |||
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"I’m just planking don’t mind me
Come!join in... "I’ve got two neck oils | |||
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"Pitcher of sex in the beach please! "Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? " I’m A bottle of Marlborough in and I am on the search for more | |||
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"Negroni! "Wow! Whose making sure you get home tonight! Ice? | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it
Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing
I’ve warm hands if your arse needs a warming "A spanking usually warms it up nicely | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky
Should we try our luck together with OP too
Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol
What to you say OP?
Can we both try our luck with you
I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following
I will watch for a while...
Not if I reach my hand out and take yours and slowly pull you in "Aren't you brave? by the way?where is my tea?.. | |||
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"I’m just planking don’t mind me
Come!join in...
I’ve got two neck oils "Only two? | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? " I'll join you on the whisky. DR. X | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together "Oii get your sticky mitts off the crisps | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? Tea perhaps? I like to be different,fuck it
Oh i will pop the kettle on just for you.. It's been red hot all day...i was gonna say, just like my ass... But my ass is actually freezing
The birthday boy will help to warm you up... behind bar ...dont mind us,enjoy yourselves. Lol
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky
Should we try our luck together with OP too
Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol
What to you say OP?
Can we both try our luck with you
I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following
I will watch for a while...
Not if I reach my hand out and take yours and slowly pull you in
Aren't you brave? by the way?where is my tea?.. "On it’s way gorgeous | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? " Can I have a Guiness please | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder "I'll give you a free cocktail umbrella.. And a bag of crisps | |||
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"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse " Excellent choice! | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
I'll give you a free cocktail umbrella.. And a bag of crisps "Oh my….how very kind of you OP | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either "Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday! | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Oii get your sticky mitts off the crisps "Oops!!we been caught... | |||
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"Bottle of wine please .. Straw??
Red, white, pink.. Or one of each??
One of each, 3 straws, you are the best! "Shall i get you a beanbag so you don't need to worry about falling off the chair | |||
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"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse Excellent choice!" Yep pour me one too! | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday! "Would you like some help with service OP? Don’t want you run off of your feet | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
Nothing for free nowadays im afraid... but then again,we might get lucky
Should we try our luck together with OP too
Sure ,you go "attack" her first.lol
What to you say OP?
Can we both try our luck with you
I’ve been told to go first and I’m sure she won’t take much persuasion in following
I will watch for a while...
Not if I reach my hand out and take yours and slowly pull you in
Aren't you brave? by the way?where is my tea?..
On it’s way gorgeous "Giggling here... | |||
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"Neck oil please
Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand?
You know it "Snacks | |||
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"I want to practice some braiding techniques so if anyone with long hair, men or women fancy that I'll join. I'll take a water with a long straw please. " Oh I have long hair. I also have 3 bottles of wine so braid away. | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet "Smooth operator...  | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator... "Hehe cheeky | |||
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"I want to practice some braiding techniques so if anyone with long hair, men or women fancy that I'll join. I'll take a water with a long straw please. " Ohh I love my hair being played with. Have at it | |||
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"Surprise me OP, I'll have anything " Ooooo what about a long island iced tea ? Would you like it served with a chippendale? | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator...
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"Surprise me OP, I'll have anything Ooooo what about a long island iced tea ? Would you like it served with a chippendale? " Oh yes please | |||
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"On the diet s booooo! Giving blood tomorrow so better the NHS then a vinegar factory "Awwwww.. Do you want some crisps to make up for it? | |||
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"I’m just planking don’t mind me "What a planker
I hope its a side one | |||
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"Neck oil please
Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand?
You know it
Snacks "You | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator...
Hehe cheeky
Me cheeky?never... "Don’t say that….I really like cheeky | |||
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"dr pepper an jd x" Ohhh curious ! You might like a jd root canal! | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator...
Hehe cheeky
Me cheeky?never...
Don’t say that….I really like cheeky "Tea?... | |||
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"If I have alcohol I'd probably fall asleep. Full fat coca cola please. " Wanna straw?? You need to have a good suck | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator...
Hehe cheeky
Me cheeky?never...
Don’t say that….I really like cheeky
Tea?... "There you go gorgeous and served topless too just for you | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? I’m A bottle of Marlborough in and I am on the search for more " Oh nice..i assume you need two glasses then | |||
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"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment! "Oh i heard that about you
Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double? | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? I'll join you on the whisky. DR. X" Good choice! I'm on glenfiddich.. How does that sound?? | |||
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"I want to practice some braiding techniques so if anyone with long hair, men or women fancy that I'll join. I'll take a water with a long straw please. " Oooooo i love having my hair braided.. It's just been dyed too, so it's a gorgeous aubergine colour Shall we push the boat out amd make it a sparking water | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator...
Hehe cheeky
Me cheeky?never...
Don’t say that….I really like cheeky
Tea?...
There you go gorgeous and served topless too just for you "Christ!It's getting rather hot here... | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? Can I have a Guiness please " Ohhhhh i lurrrrrve Guinness!!!! Yaaassss... It'll be a while.. Remind me to top it up | |||
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"Omg my typing is so rubbish lol.. Sorry guys, I'm sooooo tired
Your doing great,better than we are... "Exactly….you deserve a rest too OP | |||
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"Gin and tonic please! Just the one.. am working tomorrow "Oh very restrained and classy .. Shall I make it a pink one?? My fave is the blue one | |||
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"If I have alcohol I'd probably fall asleep. Full fat coca cola please. Wanna straw?? You need to have a good suck"Feel free to show me how to suck it real good. Better not be a paper straw. | |||
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"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse Excellent choice!" Shall i make that two?? | |||
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"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse Excellent choice! Shall i make that two?? " Oh go on then Midnight, what's the worst that can happen. | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? I'll join you on the whisky. DR. X Good choice! I'm on glenfiddich.. How does that sound?? " Sure, I'm a Penderyn man usually though. X | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Absolutely true, does this mean because it’s our birthdays we get a free cheeky drink I wonder
I'll give you a free cocktail umbrella.. And a bag of crisps
Oh my….how very kind of you OP "
God i want a bag of salted crisps now.. It's times like these i wish i had kids to send to the shop | |||
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"Still waiting on me tea.lol Poor service...
Hold on I’ll sneak behind the bar and make you a cuppa, hope I don’t get told off though
Aaaw!!!I knew you would after all,it's our birthday, we have to stick together
Oii get your sticky mitts off the crisps
Oops!!we been caught... "I'm feckin starvin' now | |||
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"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse Excellent choice! Yep pour me one too!" Oh i really need to check this one out! | |||
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"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment!
Oh i heard that about you
Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double? "ALWAYS a double!! | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet "I'm having a lie down.. Can you fan me for a bit and rub my feet please | |||
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Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator... "Obviously a good multi-tasker.. Good to note | |||
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"Could I have a bottle of whatever comes to hand please. " Errr currently it's gin!! Tonic?? | |||
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"I’ll have a cuppa too…" Oh the kettle has just boiled... What kind do you want?? | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator...
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"Surprise me OP, I'll have anything Ooooo what about a long island iced tea ? Would you like it served with a chippendale? Oh yes please "Offftt he's on his way.. I think i saw him having a cheeky slurp of your drink | |||
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"Neck oil please
Yaaaaasssss now you are talking... One for each hand?
You know it
Snacks
You "Ooofff are you nibbling on me TM | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? " A woman after my own heart love a good single malt Makes any day better Mrs B | |||
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"Cool frosty IPA please barkeep, have something yourself and bang on some Beastie Boys please "Oh i like IPAs.. I'll have a brother rabbit
Blimey beasties just kicked in.. That'll wake them up !! | |||
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"Omg my typing is so rubbish lol.. Sorry guys, I'm sooooo tired
Your doing great,better than we are... "I'm reviving again | |||
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"If I have alcohol I'd probably fall asleep. Full fat coca cola please. Wanna straw?? You need to have a good suck
Feel free to show me how to suck it real good. Better not be a paper straw. "I like to take my time, to make sure my lips are evenly placed and then i apply light pressure.. Then i put my tongue to the roof of my mouth and then i take a deep calming breath in and out, as i look upwards and start to suck with an increasing pressure | |||
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"Dark fruit strongbow" Oh yummyy! Want some ice + a glass, or straight up? | |||
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"Could I have a bottle of whatever comes to hand please. Errr currently it's gin!! Tonic?? " That will do nicely thank you. | |||
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"In fact I’ll have a dalwhinnie winters gold single malt plse Excellent choice! Shall i make that two?? Oh go on then Midnight, what's the worst that can happen. " Err you might get d*unk, fall off your chair, give yourself a black eye and pass out on your hot date | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? I'll join you on the whisky. DR. X Good choice! I'm on glenfiddich.. How does that sound?? Sure, I'm a Penderyn man usually though. X" Wait, what.. Welsh whisky | |||
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Oh i like IPAs.. I'll have a brother rabbit
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Oh i heard that about you
Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double?
ALWAYS a double!!"Offttt.... I've only got pint glasses left I'll just top it up | |||
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
I'm having a lie down.. Can you fan me for a bit and rub my feet please
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"Good evening op you sexy lady give me a lovely birthday surprise drink, I’ll allow you to choose for me
Oooo is it your birthday!! How exciting
Oooo how about a nice old fashioned
Cidar?
I’d be absolutely delighted by your choice
And I’m not the only birthday one in the bar either
Hang on am i running the only bar in the world where all the customers have the same birthday!
Would you like some help with service OP?
Don’t want you run off of your feet
Smooth operator...
Obviously a good multi-tasker.. Good to note
I have to be with my job and the untrainable staff I have to deal with "
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Erm I could say something to this but I’ll be good "I found it | |||
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"Fuck it.. I need a drink!! I've had the world's longest week ever.. I'm cracking open the whisky!! Spotify is on random.. What's your poison? A woman after my own heart love a good single malt Makes any day better Mrs B" Ooofff pull up a pew.. My mouth has that delicious tingle, its so good! | |||
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Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella
Both please "Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too | |||
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"We have enjoyed a Bailey's this evening. Another would be lovely please NBVN x" Oh baileys is such a magical drink.. Even better over icecream
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"Jack Daniel and cola please thanks and also may a buy the beautiful bar maid a drink x" Offttt smooth talker coming right up!
I'll be on my back soon... | |||
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"Where is stripper ! Male for lady’s ! Female for gents Any volunteers " Oh are you offering to decorate?? | |||
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"Where is stripper ! Male for lady’s ! Female for gents Any volunteers Oh are you offering to decorate?? "Only if you like Jaffa cakes  | |||
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"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment!
Oh i heard that about you
Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double?
ALWAYS a double!!
Offttt.... I've only got pint glasses left I'll just top it up "And that's why I get in trouble.... | |||
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"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!
Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella
Both please
Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too "2 if you have them! | |||
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"Jack Daniel and cola please thanks and also may a buy the beautiful bar maid a drink x Offttt smooth talker coming right up!
I'll be on my back soon... "Ha ha yes I am that and ok then not a problem | |||
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"Where is stripper ! Male for lady’s ! Female for gents Any volunteers Oh are you offering to decorate??
Only if you like Jaffa cakes "
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"By choice I'd say Vodka and Redbull... But I'd swallow anything at the moment!
Oh i heard that about you
Coming right up.. Shall I make it a double?
ALWAYS a double!!
Offttt.... I've only got pint glasses left I'll just top it up
And that's why I get in trouble.... "
It is Friday night tho | |||
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"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!
Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella
Both please
Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too
2 if you have them! "Omg greedy | |||
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"Jack Daniel and cola please thanks and also may a buy the beautiful bar maid a drink x Offttt smooth talker coming right up!
I'll be on my back soon...
Ha ha yes I am that and ok then not a problem " | |||
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"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!
Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella
Both please
Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too
2 if you have them!
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"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!
Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella
Both please
Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too
2 if you have them!
Omg greedy
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"I'll have a suitcase of booze please. Hold the cheese." Are you opening a rival bar Jim!! Do you want some snacks | |||
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"Just a large brandy and please " Oh coming up! Any ice?? | |||
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"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!
Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella
Both please
Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too
2 if you have them!
Omg greedy
Heheheh!
Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over "Thank you! Might need some more umbrellas….and condoms! | |||
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Both please
Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too
2 if you have them!
Omg greedy
Heheheh!
Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over
Thank you! Might need some more umbrellas….and condoms! "Snacks too i think!! | |||
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"Good evening guys what's everyone drinking? X" We've practically d*unk the bar dry! | |||
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Both please
Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too
2 if you have them!
Omg greedy
Heheheh!
Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over
Thank you! Might need some more umbrellas….and condoms!
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"Pitcher of sex in the beach please!
Oh yes baby.. Do you need a condom with that or a cocktail umbrella
Both please
Oh excellent!! I feel like i should throw a chippendale in too
2 if you have them!
Omg greedy
Heheheh!
Holla if you exhaust then and I'll send some fresh ones over
Thank you! Might need some more umbrellas….and condoms!
Snacks too i think!!
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Ooooo a cuppa coming right up... Builders with sugar, or colour of my lilly white ass?? ?
Builders with 2 sugars and I'll have a slice of your lily white ass if I may "Would madame like a donut with that | |||
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