FabSwingers.com forum: standards

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

peoples standards on here are terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

Ours are just great thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you would know this how?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh terrible on here awful

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Mine are just fine! Might be a bit high but I live in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

in what way?

Do you mean their standards as in the way they present themselves or the standard of who they meet are low?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yeah, you're really making your point well here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an ISO number for swingers or is it just a load of BSi

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh terrible on here awful"

yet 5 months on your still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they? And how did you come to that conclusion?

Our standards are very high, hence why we haven't had a meet of late lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe someone finally replied to one of his mails?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Maybe someone finally replied to one of his mails?"

And turned him down, cause he's not up to their terrible standards???

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Yep. Some people are happy with a 32 year age difference

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I passed an exam on Standards last week

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France

Most of them must be good i'd say.

You've been on here 5 months,and it looks like they all avoided you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im happy with my standards thanks and isnt that the point?

MY standards and not yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

says the bloke who lists anal as an interest but doesn't list safe sex

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

Standards of what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are not terrible, I don't have aany

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are not terrible, I don't have aany

fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are not terrible, I don't have aany

fancy a shag

Your arse looks fine so go on then

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

Good job I'm not standard then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

Is that everyone's standards?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

3 words....

speak for yourself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible

Good job I'm not standard then

Are you above or below?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"peoples standards on here are terrible

Good job I'm not standard then

You're definitely terrible though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible

Good job I'm not standard then

You're definitely terrible though!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"peoples standards on here are terrible

Good job I'm not standard then

Are you above or below?

Exceptional of course. Have you not been following my monstrous ego posts?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"peoples standards on here are terrible

3 words....

speak for yourself!!

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The voice of reason. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its just terrible 1 in every 50 people on here are good looking

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"its just terrible 1 in every 50 people on here are good looking

Ever thought of trying American politics?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"its just terrible 1 in every 50 people on here are good looking

Ever thought of trying American politics?

Oy! Are you one of the 1 in 50? Hmmm?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

don't worry, someone will find you attractive, don't be so down on yourself

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"its just terrible 1 in every 50 people on here are good looking

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But at least they don't live in Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Aawwww bollocks im number 49

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"its just terrible 1 in every 50 people on here are good looking

But at least they don't live in Leeds

Don't blame the entire city for the OP! Leeds is the closest I get for naughty fun seeing as York is full of monks and celibates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're being picky about standards shouldn't it be 'People's'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible

Good job I'm not standard then

Are you above or below?

Exceptional of course. Have you not been following my monstrous ego posts?

I'm sure I should make a little more effort from now on (her btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe someone finally replied to one of his mails?

And turned him down, cause he's not up to their terrible standards???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say only 1 in 100 have face pictures on show (guess didn't count) so wonder how you get 1 in 50 are good looking. Are you talking faces or bodies cause I find all female bodies good. Or you talking guys ?. Im confusing myself now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its just terrible 1 in every 50 people on here are good looking

The other 49 are fuckingggg gorgeous!!!!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Don't blame the entire city for the OP! Leeds is the closest I get for naughty fun seeing as York is full of monks and celibates."
You're correct however my sister lives in York so have to correct you on the inhabitants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh to be so perfect"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"Don't blame the entire city for the OP! Leeds is the closest I get for naughty fun seeing as York is full of monks and celibates. You're correct however my sister lives in York so have to correct you on the inhabitants

I'm not likely to shag her though, am I?

Seriously though, York is a swinging desert. Leeds is not bad and at leats has a club!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm not likely to shag her though, am I?

Seriously though, York is a swinging desert. Leeds is not bad and at leats has a club!"

Even deserts an be sew with seed...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not likely to shag her though, am I?

Seriously though, York is a swinging desert. Leeds is not bad and at leats has a club!

Even deserts an be sew with seed...

I'll give Jethro Tull a call then shall I? In the meantime I'll have to pop to Leeds and try not to get in the OPs way so he doesn't see one of the 49 in 50 ugly people.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'm not likely to shag her though, am I?

Seriously though, York is a swinging desert. Leeds is not bad and at leats has a club!

Even deserts an be sew with seed...

I'll give Jethro Tull a call then shall I? In the meantime I'll have to pop to Leeds and try not to get in the OPs way so he doesn't see one of the 49 in 50 ugly people."

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Seriously though, York is a swinging desert. Leeds is not bad and at leats has a club!"
It's still in the north though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My standards are so high people need a step ladder just to read them!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Seriously though, York is a swinging desert. Leeds is not bad and at leats has a club! It's still in the north though

Someone's in for a spanking when I can be arsed to visit the 'glorious' south again.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Seriously though, York is a swinging desert. Leeds is not bad and at leats has a club! It's still in the north though

Someone's in for a spanking when I can be arsed to visit the 'glorious' south again."
I'll hold you to that lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"its just terrible 1 in every 50 people on here are good looking

That's a value judgement and just your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its just terrible 1 in every 50 people on here are good looking

That's a value judgement and just your opinion."

And not a very well reasoned or justified one at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours confirm to British Standards and EEC

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

If everybody is having them.... I want one, too. Where can I get a standard, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One above the big council house in London when liz is in ..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One above the big council house in London when liz is in ..... Lol"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes about 60 bites RESULT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes about 60 bites RESULT"

Bet u feel loved now don't ya lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"yes about 60 bites RESULT

Bet u feel loved now don't ya lol

Closest he's going to get to a conversation with women this year.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"yes about 60 bites RESULT

Bet u feel loved now don't ya lol

Closest he's going to get to a conversation with women this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes about 60 bites RESULT

Bet u feel loved now don't ya lol

Closest he's going to get to a conversation with women this year.

didn't get him a meet though lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"yes about 60 bites RESULT

Bet u feel loved now don't ya lol

Closest he's going to get to a conversation with women this year.

didn't get him a meet though lol

We don't know that! There might be women out there desperate to meet someone who has already decided they are ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes about 60 bites RESULT

Bet u feel loved now don't ya lol

Closest he's going to get to a conversation with women this year.

didn't get him a meet though lol

We don't know that! There might be women out there desperate to meet someone who has already decided they are ugly."

true I take back my flippant remark then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes about 60 bites RESULT

Bet u feel loved now don't ya lol

Closest he's going to get to a conversation with women this year.

didn't get him a meet though lol

We don't know that! There might be women out there desperate to meet someone who has already decided they are ugly.

true I take back my flippant remark then

Flippant.......ohh err...lol

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

**Troll alert**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't worry, someone will find you attractive, don't be so down on yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to defend the OP In this threat and say how wonderful I think he is.....it's people like him who help reinforce how intelligent, reasoned and funny the rest of us are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops....thread. Fraudien slip of the tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

68 bites and counting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im happy with my standards thanks and isnt that the point?

MY standards and not yours?"

your standards ????? Mmmmmm glad you are happy with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

there premier league might consider top tier of championship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are just fine! Might be a bit high but I live in hope

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My standards are high. My expectations are low. I compromise somewhere in the middle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk....time....sour = so much more interesting and funny.

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By *oublewodkaWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just PMSL at this.....

I had an inbox from this guy yesterday...

I asked for a face pic... (as I am in Leeds)

Hmmm didn't get one.

Standards..... I have lots....

Face pics... I have lots....

Hate trollers.....Grrrr but hey....whatever floats your boat....cos it ain't gonna be Meee!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

..... and boom goes the dynamite....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..... and boom goes the dynamite....

ooooops he's in trouble then cos the official residence was on this thread toooo !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

...in local news today, reports are coming in that yet another single guy was seen out and about trying to re-enforce the stereotype of being somewhat bitter and annoyed at the realisation that the world of swinging was not (to use the vernacular) a 'all you can eat pussy buffet'.....

Way to go, Idaho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible

Way to go, Idaho!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"peoples standards on here are terrible

Way to go, Idaho!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Let him have his say!

....I'm an occasional bull shitter myself, but I do like to hear an expert.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

Not as bad as some people's English usage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my standards are quite high... which is why if I were a female you wouldn't get a look in

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"my standards are quite high... which is why if I were a female you wouldn't get a look in

My heels are quite high - does that count?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I think it's safe to say my standards are higher than your IQ.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I think it's safe to say my standards are higher than your IQ.

Mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"peoples standards on here are terrible"

Errrrr, is this a fishing expedition? If so, not a very good hook.

My standards are just that...MINE.

Enjoy your Xmas turkey

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think it's safe to say my standards are higher than your IQ.

Mine?

No, no. The OP who lives under a bridge and eats goats.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I think it's safe to say my standards are higher than your IQ.

Mine?

No, no. The OP who lives under a bridge and eats goats. "

Oh - the troll. I used to love that story when I was a kid. First book I learned to read. And even then I knew the difference between capitals and lower case.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think it's safe to say my standards are higher than your IQ.

Mine?

No, no. The OP who lives under a bridge and eats goats. "

No No. Honest to God he meant you. He's just back pedallin' cos you heard him.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I think it's safe to say my standards are higher than your IQ.

Mine?

No, no. The OP who lives under a bridge and eats goats.

No No. Honest to God he meant you. He's just back pedallin' cos you heard him."

It's bad enough having Soxy mocking me without you turning back up again Granny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yeah ..... It's Granja vu

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Yeah ..... It's Granja vu"

Nice to see you back

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