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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Come on over to the Fab bar folks, free nipple shots (with money and sprinkles) for everyone,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we need a negative Lateral Flow test to enter?

I’m STILL fu*king testing positive…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit, I'm in the bath. I'll be there shortly! Do I need to put clothes on or can I come in with a towel on my head?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

It's a free for all tonight folks anything goes expect Stella lever beers and Guinness is still to be respected,, otherwise wreck the gaff..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this!

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this!"
no Stella, I repeat no Stella,

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"So we need a negative Lateral Flow test to enter?

I’m STILL fu*king testing positive… "

for you

Will drop the drink on your doorstep

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this! no Stella, I repeat no Stella, "

Stella is not a beer to be d*unk to excess. We have a name for it because of what it does to men.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this! no Stella, I repeat no Stella,

Stella is not a beer to be d*unk to excess. We have a name for it because of what it does to men. "

it's not a beer where I come from, the fact the Belgians let it go and its only brewed here and Oz tells its own story,,

Stick to Ale folks leave the beer and stout to the Pros.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll take a nipple shot

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I’ll take a nipple shot "
call Into the bar, someone will sort you out.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ll take a nipple shot call Into the bar, someone will sort you out. "

Sticks hand in the air. Pick me pick me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am taking it easy as its been a tough day. So a pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat for me please barman

NBVN x

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I’ll take a nipple shot call Into the bar, someone will sort you out.

Sticks hand in the air. Pick me pick me!"

well if he doesn't, give me the wink Nora, I got ya covered,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I am taking it easy as its been a tough day. So a pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat for me please barman

NBVN x"

head over to the bar ma'am and ill have it ready for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but that lady playing pool bent over... im going in (yes in more ways than one)

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"I'm sorry but that lady playing pool bent over... im going in (yes in more ways than one) "
there is now a stripper on the other pool table,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocktails for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triple scoop protein shake please, and a double Kraken with c,oke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Triple scoop protein shake please, and a double Kraken with c,oke. "

Off topic, but do you ever eat Grenade Carb Killa bars? They are pretty darned good.

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Triple scoop protein shake please, and a double Kraken with c,oke. "
all in the 1 glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Triple scoop protein shake please, and a double Kraken with c,oke.

Off topic, but do you ever eat Grenade Carb Killa bars? They are pretty darned good."

Oh yes, the salted caramel one is lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Triple scoop protein shake please, and a double Kraken with c,oke. all in the 1 glass "

Go hard or go home!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

It's not a school night innkeep, could I have a top shelf margarita with extra tequila and salt and a Corona chaser please?

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Coffee and Baileys for me now please, too many margaritas and sprinkles earlier

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Triple scoop protein shake please, and a double Kraken with c,oke. all in the 1 glass

Go hard or go home! "

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"It's not a school night innkeep, could I have a top shelf margarita with extra tequila and salt and a Corona chaser please? "
I'll allow it

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Coffee and Baileys for me now please, too many margaritas and sprinkles earlier"
you want rubs with that WB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s my cocktail Ambassador?

You know how impatient I get ...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"It's not a school night innkeep, could I have a top shelf margarita with extra tequila and salt and a Corona chaser please? I'll allow it "

If I keep this up I will need 2 double espressos in the morning to get me going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I'm late as usual, but please may I have a large chablis, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not a school night innkeep, could I have a top shelf margarita with extra tequila and salt and a Corona chaser please? "

Its not a school night for me either I have 6 days off now *happy dancing*

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Coffee and Baileys for me now please, too many margaritas and sprinkles earlier you want rubs with that WB. "

Always x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"It's not a school night innkeep, could I have a top shelf margarita with extra tequila and salt and a Corona chaser please?

Its not a school night for me either I have 6 days off now *happy dancing*"

Stop boasting, I only have 4, well deserved, days off.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

What is your best rum good sir?

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Where’s my cocktail Ambassador?

You know how impatient I get ..."

I though you wanted a sandwich,, lol

Coming right up ma'am

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"It's not a school night innkeep, could I have a top shelf margarita with extra tequila and salt and a Corona chaser please? I'll allow it

If I keep this up I will need 2 double espressos in the morning to get me going. "

just rub deep heat on one hut dude, that will get u up and at em,,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Oh, I'm late as usual, but please may I have a large chablis, thank you"
you got it sexy lady,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What is your best rum good sir? "
I got a Mount Gay XO there and an unopened bottle of dead head that everyone commons on but never orders, might be a Plantation 20 year out the back,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Coffee and Baileys for me now please, too many margaritas and sprinkles earlier you want rubs with that WB.

Always x"

hmmm I might close early tonight,

Either that or let ye pour yer own

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"What is your best rum good sir? I got a Mount Gay XO there and an unopened bottle of dead head that everyone commons on but never orders, might be a Plantation 20 year out the back, "

I’ll have one of each

Please x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"It's not a school night innkeep, could I have a top shelf margarita with extra tequila and salt and a Corona chaser please? I'll allow it

If I keep this up I will need 2 double espressos in the morning to get me going. just rub deep heat on one hut dude, that will get u up and at em,, "

Eeeeeek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this! no Stella, I repeat no Stella, "

Ahhhh 'except' not 'expect'? I see. Shucks. Can I have tea then? Earl grey if you've got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this! no Stella, I repeat no Stella,

Stella is not a beer to be d*unk to excess. We have a name for it because of what it does to men. "

I'm aware. But I've never been d*unk yet and I don't own a vest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this! no Stella, I repeat no Stella,

Stella is not a beer to be d*unk to excess. We have a name for it because of what it does to men. it's not a beer where I come from, the fact the Belgians let it go and its only brewed here and Oz tells its own story,,

Stick to Ale folks leave the beer and stout to the Pros. "

I am definitely an amateur drinker, this is true

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What is your best rum good sir? I got a Mount Gay XO there and an unopened bottle of dead head that everyone commons on but never orders, might be a Plantation 20 year out the back,

I’ll have one of each I like your style

Please x"

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"It's not a school night innkeep, could I have a top shelf margarita with extra tequila and salt and a Corona chaser please? I'll allow it

If I keep this up I will need 2 double espressos in the morning to get me going. just rub deep heat on one hut dude, that will get u up and at em,,

Eeeeeek. "

are you a man or a mouse, why you think the GAA players on sky 3 are so fast,, deep heat on the nuts my man,,

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this! no Stella, I repeat no Stella,

Ahhhh 'except' not 'expect'? I see. Shucks. Can I have tea then? Earl grey if you've got it "

I have the tea but it's a growth hormone (milklfree environment here

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By *he Ambassador OP   Man
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Ooh I haven't had Stella for years. Let's do this! no Stella, I repeat no Stella,

Stella is not a beer to be d*unk to excess. We have a name for it because of what it does to men. it's not a beer where I come from, the fact the Belgians let it go and its only brewed here and Oz tells its own story,,

Stick to Ale folks leave the beer and stout to the Pros.

I am definitely an amateur drinker, this is true "

let me start you on some nice, real beers so.

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