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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. " Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately!  | |||
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"I'll have a suitcase of booze please. " now Jim this is a classy bar, and your a classy dude,, take a deep breath, settle yourself and try that order again.  | |||
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"Op jd and to start with please my man "ice??? | |||
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"A vat of fine red wine please, handsome "now now my sexy lady,, one bottle at a time,, I'll start you off with a nice glass of Donna from Sicily. | |||
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"I'll drink you "cellar door is open, I'm down here getting the wine,, | |||
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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately! "my man Would you like a fireplace or beer garden/River View table | |||
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You'll need a screw for that "I came prepped | |||
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"I'll drink you cellar door is open, I'm down here getting the wine,,
You'll need a screw for that I came prepped "Cork me | |||
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"Treble Southern Comfort please I've had a tough day xxx" coming right up ma'am, (holds nose while pouring) SC is my enemy. Lol | |||
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"I'll drink you cellar door is open, I'm down here getting the wine,,
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Cork me "repeatedly | |||
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"Do I have to give you a £5 for pool ball?? " after seeing the use of the pool tables the last 2 nights my man guys brought their own balls, and last night there was spit roasting on table 1, (I had to steam clean it then black light it today) so you need the balls or you using your own.  | |||
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"Same here JD and please" you got it. | |||
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"Carling " not sure we have it,, it's classed in the same bracket as Stella, | |||
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"Two pints of San Miguel and 2 Pernod lemonade please." ohhh been years since I served a Pernod,, coming right up folks, take a seat and settle in. | |||
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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately! my man
Would you like a fireplace or beer garden/River View table"River view table would be perfect. If you can do that for me then you can put a nice meal on my tab for yourself too. Cheers  | |||
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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately! my man
Would you like a fireplace or beer garden/River View table
River view table would be perfect. If you can do that for me then you can put a nice meal on my tab for yourself too. Cheers "now who told you I can cook,, some1 is letting out my secrets here | |||
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"Could I have a pint of your finest freeflowing continental beer please minehost. I will leave the choice up to you. " I'm on the Galician beer buzz myself at the mo, could I tempt you in trying a North West Spanish sir. | |||
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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately! my man
Would you like a fireplace or beer garden/River View table
River view table would be perfect. If you can do that for me then you can put a nice meal on my tab for yourself too. Cheers now who told you I can cook,, some1 is letting out my secrets here "I've seen your profile pictures and you look well dressed. A man like that knows how to cook | |||
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"Jack Daniel and cola and wording if we can work a deal out for some freebee drinks "sure thing my dear, whip off the sexy heels stick on a pair comfy black shoes and grab a towel and start shining wine and cocktail glasses, you can sip away as you work with me all night, free of charge.  | |||
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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately! my man
Would you like a fireplace or beer garden/River View table
River view table would be perfect. If you can do that for me then you can put a nice meal on my tab for yourself too. Cheers now who told you I can cook,, some1 is letting out my secrets here
I've seen your profile pictures and you look well dressed. A man like that knows how to cook "lol I was a chef before I worked bars,, lol, | |||
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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately! my man
Would you like a fireplace or beer garden/River View table
River view table would be perfect. If you can do that for me then you can put a nice meal on my tab for yourself too. Cheers now who told you I can cook,, some1 is letting out my secrets here
I've seen your profile pictures and you look well dressed. A man like that knows how to cook "Wahoo! It's why I like you so much
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"I’d offer to be your barmaid but id be tempted by the tequila "nothing wrong with temptation | |||
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"I’d offer to be your barmaid but id be tempted by the tequila nothing wrong with temptation "Depends who is leading you astray ! | |||
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"A big one of anything please x celtic flavour sausage?????? " Veggie sausage? pmsl x | |||
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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately! my man
Would you like a fireplace or beer garden/River View table
River view table would be perfect. If you can do that for me then you can put a nice meal on my tab for yourself too. Cheers now who told you I can cook,, some1 is letting out my secrets here
I've seen your profile pictures and you look well dressed. A man like that knows how to cook
Wahoo! It's why I like you so much
Have you asked for chicken wings yet please? "OP, please make that a table for 3 because if chicken wings are involved then tmontana will probably be joining us
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"Just a small glass of wine please." would you like to try the Donna 2 madam? | |||
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"I am in need of a hot toddy for this stinking cold please "well you have come to the right pla e my dear, sit down by the fire there, and I'll bring it over, cloves??? | |||
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"I’ll have a nice pint of ale please my friend any particular brand good Sir"I’ll have an SA gold please if you have it? | |||
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"Just a small glass of wine please. would you like to try the Donna 2 madam? " Why the hell not | |||
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"I am in need of a hot toddy for this stinking cold please well you have come to the right pla e my dear, sit down by the fire there, and I'll bring it over, cloves??? "Thank you
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"Right folks after a long 14 hour session yesterday, I'm rested and ready to go again. The bar is restocked The pool tables have been wiped down and disinfected. We hired a new barman, and happy hour is scheduled for 19.30, usual rules apply So what ye having Sexy people. Hi OP, can I please reserve a table for two. I'll be on the strongest cider you have and my fwb is likely to turn up so can I get a vodka and too. I'll drink it myself if she blows me out! I'll be there for the whole night and I will of course buy you the odd one too as you've put a few hard ones in lately! my man
Would you like a fireplace or beer garden/River View table
River view table would be perfect. If you can do that for me then you can put a nice meal on my tab for yourself too. Cheers now who told you I can cook,, some1 is letting out my secrets here
I've seen your profile pictures and you look well dressed. A man like that knows how to cook
Wahoo! It's why I like you so much
Have you asked for chicken wings yet please?
OP, please make that a table for 3 because if chicken wings are involved then tmontana will probably be joining us
I knew it, knew you were a chef "tonight menu is short and simple, we got ribs, we got wings, we got seafood pasta, we got irish stew both (beef and lamb) chicken and leek pies, Crawfish buckets, and chowder, As its Happy hour night we restricted the menu to quick ready meals,, as tonight eating is cheating ohh and if not busy I could be persuaded to serve up my would famous chicken/bacon club, a big Fav of Mel Gibsons while filming Brave heart,, | |||
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"I’ll have a nice pint of ale please my friend any particular brand good Sir
I’ll have an SA gold please if you have it?"Brains Gold coming right up sir | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Amstel please "ohhhh you just made the cut off my man,, that is the bottom of the barrel beer here, | |||
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"Anything alcoholic. In large volumes. Need it after the week I’ve had " sit down, relax ill pour you a Potin and when that kicks in get back to me with your likings. | |||
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"Could I have a pint of your finest freeflowing continental beer please minehost. I will leave the choice up to you. I'm on the Galician beer buzz myself at the mo, could I tempt you in trying a North West Spanish sir. " So, That will do nicely amigo. Salud. | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Amstel please ohhhh you just made the cut off my man,, that is the bottom of the barrel beer here, "It gives me wind to 
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"Pint of Stella & a zambuca shot..." sorry sir No Stella here, care to broaden your tastebuds?? | |||
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"Apple schnapps please in fact can you just leave the bottle? Better to get the bottle or bring your own hes running behind it seems" I'll bring one along there's one in my fridge! | |||
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"A big one of anything please x celtic flavour sausage?????? Veggie sausage? pmsl x"hint of ginger, sweet ginger | |||
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"Don't think I got my Gin last time so I'll have a double rhubarb Gin and lemonade, one for yourself "yes you did cheeky, coming right up, | |||
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"I will start slowly tonight so a glass of Chablis please Sir" you got it ma'am | |||
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"keep the gunpowder pussers rum and pepsi flowing please our car failed mot and is going to cost a few bob to put right so we are a bit meh! line them up barkeep... x" 2 free shots on me, cheer up folks, it's only money | |||
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"I’d offer to be your barmaid but id be tempted by the tequila nothing wrong with temptation
Depends who is leading you astray ! "me of course,, I'm not a strict boss, well once the Guinness stays in Guinness glasses and the baileys is respected lol | |||
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"A bitter shandy please "on its way. Enjoy | |||
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"A bitter shandy please on its way. Enjoy"Thank you kindly! I'll just be sat in the corner, probably reading. | |||
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"Apple schnapps please in fact can you just leave the bottle?" Fab ninjas only get Saki in here Sir, house rules but I'll allow you bring and pour your own bottle of schnapps. I'm nice that way. | |||
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"2 shots of your best tequila please" XO it is ma'am and if you don't mind I'll join you for 1, I need the kick. | |||
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"Apple schnapps please in fact can you just leave the bottle? Better to get the bottle or bring your own hes running behind it seems" the cheek, lol | |||
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"A bitter shandy please on its way. Enjoy
Thank you kindly! I'll just be sat in the corner, probably reading."let me know if you need anything | |||
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"Apple schnapps please in fact can you just leave the bottle? Better to get the bottle or bring your own hes running behind it seems I'll bring one along there's one in my fridge!" I'll set up a fridge outside on the main floor where Fab ninjas can bring their own, that way everyone is happy. | |||
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"I am in need of a hot toddy for this stinking cold please well you have come to the right pla e my dear, sit down by the fire there, and I'll bring it over, cloves???
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"Jack Daniel and cola and wording if we can work a deal out for some freebee drinks sure thing my dear, whip off the sexy heels stick on a pair comfy black shoes and grab a towel and start shining wine and cocktail glasses, you can sip away as you work with me all night, free of charge. "Ha ha emmm that wasn’t the sort off deal I was looking for but ok then ha ha | |||
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"I’ll have a pint of Amstel please ohhhh you just made the cut off my man,, that is the bottom of the barrel beer here,
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"Jack Daniel and cola and wording if we can work a deal out for some freebee drinks sure thing my dear, whip off the sexy heels stick on a pair comfy black shoes and grab a towel and start shining wine and cocktail glasses, you can sip away as you work with me all night, free of charge.
Ha ha emmm that wasn’t the sort off deal I was looking for but ok then ha ha "I drive a hard bargain and a harder stake,,  | |||
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"Jack Daniel and cola and wording if we can work a deal out for some freebee drinks sure thing my dear, whip off the sexy heels stick on a pair comfy black shoes and grab a towel and start shining wine and cocktail glasses, you can sip away as you work with me all night, free of charge.
Ha ha emmm that wasn’t the sort off deal I was looking for but ok then ha ha I drive a hard bargain and a harder stake,, "Ha ha | |||
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"Can i have 2 cocktails please? I want a wet pussy and dirty whores bath water please? "I may look both of those up, take a seat ma'am ill be right with you. | |||
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"Jack Daniel and cola and wording if we can work a deal out for some freebee drinks sure thing my dear, whip off the sexy heels stick on a pair comfy black shoes and grab a towel and start shining wine and cocktail glasses, you can sip away as you work with me all night, free of charge.
Ha ha emmm that wasn’t the sort off deal I was looking for but ok then ha ha I drive a hard bargain and a harder stake,,
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"An uplifting cocktail please Ambassador, just finished work and I'm shattered. Keep those Ferrero Roches away though, think I may have overindulged last night... "sure thing madam, if you liked my choc balls last night could I temp you to a bit of sausage tonight | |||
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"Apple schnapps please in fact can you just leave the bottle? Fab ninjas only get Saki in here Sir, house rules but I'll allow you bring and pour your own bottle of schnapps. I'm nice that way. " would you care for one yourself my good man? | |||
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"I’ll have a nice pint of ale please my friend any particular brand good Sir
I’ll have an SA gold please if you have it? Brains Gold coming right up sir"Thank you young man. Actually having one now so cheers to you and everyone else in this crowded bar! | |||
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"I’ll have a nice pint of ale please my friend any particular brand good Sir
I’ll have an SA gold please if you have it? Brains Gold coming right up sir
Thank you young man. Actually having one now so cheers to you and everyone else in this crowded bar! "I'll take the hint and open the double doors into the garden, heaters are on and blankets are available over ever 2nd chair, And cheers young man. | |||
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"Apple schnapps please in fact can you just leave the bottle? Fab ninjas only get Saki in here Sir, house rules but I'll allow you bring and pour your own bottle of schnapps. I'm nice that way. would you care for one yourself my good man?" good god no my man, it would upset the coffee tequila but cheers anyway. | |||
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"Op jd and to start with please my man ice??? "Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir | |||
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"Op jd and to start with please my man ice???
Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir "what are you in the mood for my man We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world, And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it. | |||
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"Op jd and to start with please my man ice???
Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it. "Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot | |||
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"After that delicious back massage yesterday, I'll take a warmed JD and lemonade with a drizzle of honey "ohhh I like the sound of that,, Coming right up madam. | |||
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"Op jd and to start with please my man ice???
Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot "would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,, | |||
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"Op jd and to start with please my man ice???
Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,, "That would be superb and may one have some kp nuts the salted ones | |||
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"Op jd and to start with please my man ice???
Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,,
That would be superb and may one have some kp nuts the salted ones "Dublin no make it a dubble | |||
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"Margarita for me please, I’m in the mood for some cocktails tonight " Im in the mood for whipped cream nipples shots WB With honey and sprinkles, | |||
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Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,,
That would be superb and may one have some kp nuts the salted ones "ohh we got some salty nuts here for sure Sir. | |||
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"A Prosecco and a brewdog punk please bar man! Once for yourself too. Do you have bar snacks?! Asking for a friend hahaha xx" ohhhhh now we are talking, I'm a big fan of the brew dog, we got snacks and a limited menu today, as its happyhour night the kitchen is only running at half-mast, | |||
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"Margarita for me please, I’m in the mood for some cocktails tonight Im in the mood for whipped cream nipples shots WB With honey and sprinkles, "See you round the back in 5 | |||
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Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,,
That would be superb and may one have some kp nuts the salted ones "can I suggest an Asahi after your double chaser is done | |||
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"Margarita for me please, I’m in the mood for some cocktails tonight Im in the mood for whipped cream nipples shots WB With honey and sprinkles,
See you round the back in 5 ",, not tonight sexy lady, hop up on the bar,, ill go first, | |||
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"That Galician cerveza is might strong senor, in fact it was so strong it amde me fall asleep. But in ready for your fab u lous cocktails. Could I have a margarita and a side of nachos con chilli?" ill allow it,, coming right up | |||
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Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,,
That would be superb and may one have some kp nuts the salted ones can I suggest an Asahi after your double chaser is done
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"Op jd and to start with please my man ice???
Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,,
That would be superb and may one have some kp nuts the salted ones can I suggest an Asahi after your double chaser is done
Little bit of bing bar tender, you pull the drinks and I will be the drinker "that'll work, having a few myself tonight, to wash down the cream and sprinkles, so cheers | |||
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"An Old Fashioned & a bowl of sourdough prezels please barman, and one for yourself of course." rye or bourbon my good man? | |||
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"An Old Fashioned & a bowl of sourdough prezels please barman, and one for yourself of course. rye or bourbon my good man? " Bourbon will be just fine thanks, I'll rely on your expert selection of maker. | |||
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Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,,
That would be superb and may one have some kp nuts the salted ones can I suggest an Asahi after your double chaser is done
Little bit of bing bar tender, you pull the drinks and I will be the drinker that'll work, having a few myself tonight, to wash down the cream and sprinkles, so cheers"Cheers Mr landlord next time you can have an hour off and I will run the bar, I have a bar in castleford well a family run bar. So I can keep up with the demand, and best part I come free | |||
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"That Galician cerveza is might strong senor, in fact it was so strong it amde me fall asleep. But in ready for your fab u lous cocktails. Could I have a margarita and a side of nachos con chilli? ill allow it,, coming right up" Muchas gratias. | |||
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Yes thank you Mr bar tender. May I ask what would you recommend form your bar good sir what are you in the mood for my man
We have a great Gin and Whisky collection, an extensive wine list, mainly old world,
And world beers on offer. And if we don't know the cocktails shout it and I'll/we will make it.
Last time I was in this lovely establishment I asked for a bottle of budweisers (yer piss only because it was a school night lol) I would love a recommendation of something off the top shelf, something that hits the spot would you like to try a Roe and Co. Whisky,,
That would be superb and may one have some kp nuts the salted ones can I suggest an Asahi after your double chaser is done
Little bit of bing bar tender, you pull the drinks and I will be the drinker that'll work, having a few myself tonight, to wash down the cream and sprinkles, so cheers
Cheers Mr landlord next time you can have an hour off and I will run the bar, I have a bar in castleford well a family run bar. So I can keep up with the demand, and best part I come free "good to know when I need a night off or get lucky | |||
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"Stella And a packet of scampi fries " scampi fries no problem sir We don't stock Stella I'm afraid or any other brand of piss for that matter, is there something else that catches your eye for the world beers fridges Sir. | |||
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"Black Russian and a baby Guinness please." ohhh my first baby Guinness who would ye like it Folks,, may I suggest trying it with XO Patron, | |||
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"Stella And a packet of scampi fries " Scampi fries.... You dirty basterd, I like your style | |||
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"Black Russian and a baby Guinness please. ohhh my first baby Guinness who would ye like it Folks,, may I suggest trying it with XO Patron, "Oh go on then, you've twisted my arm, you flirt... | |||
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"Black Russian and a baby Guinness please. ohhh my first baby Guinness who would ye like it Folks,, may I suggest trying it with XO Patron,
Oh go on then, you've twisted my arm, you flirt..."guilty as charged | |||
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"Ooh two pints of Murphy’s and a couple of bags of salted crisps for us please Miss pc "Murphy,, ohh good jesus, but I'll allow it, | |||
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"Half a bottle of Makers Mark and a stack of ice please" I'll allow it, but just for the night that's in it. | |||
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"Just before I go home, two pints of lager and a packet of crisp. Loved that show "2 pint of harp Lawrence and a pack of dates,, lol pigs will fly, who remembers that ad, lol | |||
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"Half a bottle of Makers Mark and a stack of ice please I'll allow it, but just for the night that's in it. " Cheers. Definitely needed | |||
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"A Prosecco and a brewdog punk please bar man! Once for yourself too. Do you have bar snacks?! Asking for a friend hahaha xx ohhhhh now we are talking, I'm a big fan of the brew dog, we got snacks and a limited menu today, as its happyhour night the kitchen is only running at half-mast, " Let’s forget kitchen food then -wasabi peas??? | |||
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"Hi. I'm here about the stripper job. I've worked the pole for the last 5 years over in Kentucky " as he presses the magic batman style button and watches pool table A flip and a pole drop from the ceiling,,, The floor is yours madam | |||
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"Another margarita please Sir, I’m sticky and these sprinkles get everywhere" ahh shit, my bad I thought I liked you clean,, Can I have another go,  | |||
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"Another margarita please Sir, I’m sticky and these sprinkles get everywhere ahh shit, my bad I thought I liked you clean,, Can I have another go, "licked | |||
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"A Prosecco and a brewdog punk please bar man! Once for yourself too. Do you have bar snacks?! Asking for a friend hahaha xx ohhhhh now we are talking, I'm a big fan of the brew dog, we got snacks and a limited menu today, as its happyhour night the kitchen is only running at half-mast, Let’s forget kitchen food then -wasabi peas??? "most deffo,, big fan of yer work. | |||
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"Half a bottle of Makers Mark and a stack of ice please I'll allow it, but just for the night that's in it. Cheers. Definitely needed "you are welcome my man. | |||
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"Hi. I'm here about the stripper job. I've worked the pole for the last 5 years over in Kentucky as he presses the magic batman style button and watches pool table A flip and a pole drop from the ceiling,,, The floor is yours madam "M'kay. Play some Mötley Crüe and I'll strip down to my knickers for you boys. No single dollars now Tex I know your style | |||
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"Nice large rum and please, ice and a slice. "coming right up folks | |||
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"I’ll have a mai tai when ready good sir" 1st of the week, sure my man, garb a seat and ill be right back with your drink. | |||
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"Another margarita please Sir, I’m sticky and these sprinkles get everywhere ahh shit, my bad I thought I liked you clean,, Can I have another go, licked"Of course how about ginger cream this time, not so sticky | |||
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"Just before I go home, two pints of lager and a packet of crisp. Loved that show 2 pint of harp Lawrence and a pack of dates,, lol pigs will fly, who remembers that ad, lol"the red car and the blue car had a race all red wants to do is stuff his face he eats everything he sees from trucks to prickly trees but smart old blue he took the milky way. Sorry im d*unk good night everyone | |||
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"Hi. I'm here about the stripper job. I've worked the pole for the last 5 years over in Kentucky as he presses the magic batman style button and watches pool table A flip and a pole drop from the ceiling,,, The floor is yours madam
M'kay. Play some Mötley Crüe and I'll strip down to my knickers for you boys.
No single dollars now Tex I know your style"I'll shoot the jukebox both barrels if motley crew comes on, otherwise carry on | |||
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"Another margarita please Sir, I’m sticky and these sprinkles get everywhere ahh shit, my bad I thought I liked you clean,, Can I have another go, licked
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"Just before I go home, two pints of lager and a packet of crisp. Loved that show 2 pint of harp Lawrence and a pack of dates,, lol pigs will fly, who remembers that ad, lol
the red car and the blue car had a race
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but smart old blue he took the milky way. Sorry im d*unk good night everyone "ahhh lol, | |||
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"Another margarita please Sir, I’m sticky and these sprinkles get everywhere ahh shit, my bad I thought I liked you clean,, Can I have another go, licked
Of course how about ginger cream this time, not so sticky ohhh not sure you want that one on the bar??? "Give yourself credit, I’m sure there will be some voyeurs in tonight | |||
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"Another margarita please Sir, I’m sticky and these sprinkles get everywhere ahh shit, my bad I thought I liked you clean,, Can I have another go, licked
Of course how about ginger cream this time, not so sticky ohhh not sure you want that one on the bar???
Give yourself credit, I’m sure there will be some voyeurs in tonight "ohh I'm game to put on a show if you are,, | |||
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"You were a great host OP, great food and great company. Hope I didn't make a fool of myself as I don't remember much!? "I'm only peeling myself up off the bar now, WB is still stuck to me with cream and sprinkles, (that's a good thing) there is a pole dancer still at it on pool table A, and some gent reading in the corner, Coffee and brandy and port time I think folks, settle those heads,, | |||
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"Is the bar open for lunch time shenanigans OP "for 1 hour, then I'm not saying ye have to go home but ye can't stay here,,, | |||
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"Is the bar open for lunch time shenanigans OP for 1 hour, then I'm not saying ye have to go home but ye can't stay here,,, "Ooooh thank you OP
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"Is the bar open for lunch time shenanigans OP for 1 hour, then I'm not saying ye have to go home but ye can't stay here,,,
Ooooh thank you OP
Can I have a zombie please and not one that’s still recovering from previous shenanigans "pretty sure I have fresh pineapple juice there somewhere, give me 1 second Sir. | |||
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"Please Mr barman I would like a Gin with rhubarb and ginger. Also, a shot of sambuca and a packet of scampi fries….. I’ve got a hot date later and I want to smell my absolute bestest "only if I can suck your fingers after your done with the Fries,,
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"Can I have a large white wine please" pull up a stool there sexy lady, and I'll join you in one. | |||
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"Parma violet spritz , thank you " with or without the stinky sweets?? | |||
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